The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Feurian42]

I knew it was a complete setup, but did it anyway. Wife challenged me to create a better looking female character than she could, of course I did and that is where the problem begins. It started something like, "Is that what you think looks good?...Don't look nothing like me!" How, on every possible level, is it my fault your dumb ass is mad? What, am I going to go f*ck the virtual bird I created just to show it can be done? SMHIABW.

[Johnny Alpha]

Getting back on TOPIC

 

Smuggler plane has crashed.......

 

AGAIN

Edited September 30, 2015 by Johnny Alpha

[UnknownXXVII]

Getting back on TOPIC

 

Smuggler plane has crashed.......

 

AGAIN

What are you talking about? I haven't seen one of those since the last update. I miss those f*ckers, good money for doing so little.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I have not seen any of the OTHER freemode event's since this recent update.

 

TBH, they were pretty rare before then as well. Maybe R* should have them pop-up every 7 minutes in between the 14 minute waiting period for the new freemode events.

Edited September 30, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Cowboy Eddy]

 

Getting back on TOPIC

 

Smuggler plane has crashed.......

 

AGAIN

What are you talking about? I haven't seen one of those since the last update. I miss those f*ckers, good money for doing so little.

What I've learned is never shoot it down with anything that is not a missle. If you shoot it down, per say a sniper, it will simply crash and state it crashed instead of giving you money.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

Why are all modders assholes.

[UnknownXXVII]

 

Why are all modders assholes.

Power corrupts

 

My bitch: why do people think police outfits with pig masks is cool and funny? It's not!

 

You're correct, it is not funny. Police outfits with beer-hats is where it's at!

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

 

 

Why are all modders assholes.

 

Power corrupts

My bitch: why do people think police outfits with pig masks is cool and funny? It's not!

 

You're correct, it is not funny. Police outfits with beer-hats is where it's at!I wanted the police outfit but apparently you have to buy a certain apartment for it? Screw that.

[hugh750]

free roam on ps3 / 360 (i'm on 360) is such a joke anymore, today i was in a session where i kept getting blown up in my garage, even once pretty much everyone in the session was blown up (i had a long kill feed).

Edited September 30, 2015 by hugh750

[TheLunaticParade]

@Johnny " I diidn't like your char. did I go overboard? You bet, totally my bad." Tbh that's all I was waiting for right there the whole time. I was never wanting any beef. But apologies can do wonders on forums. It's in the past now though. I'll hold to my end and not have any more conflict with you. Have a good rest of the day man.

On topic, I haven't seen a smuggler plane/Armored truck/or kill target in around 3 months now. Was a good small money gain.

Edited September 30, 2015 by TheLunaticParade

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/822332-i-try-and-try-but-cannot-fulfill-that-epic-gta-iv-online-experience/?p=1068029615

 

Nobody f*cking knows what sarcasm is do they?

 

If anybody thought I was being serious, especially after that last line, then I worry about you.

 

lol didn't catch the sarcasm. That's the interwebz for you, also maybe reading too quickly

 

"f*ck your opinion, I'm better than you and am totally not a know-it-all, condescending little pubescent who likes to take out all of my anger, caused from bullying because I suck, on the internet."

 

I don't see how anyone could possibly take that seriously.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

I knew it was a complete setup, but did it anyway. Wife challenged me to create a better looking female character than she could, of course I did and that is where the problem begins. It started something like, "Is that what you think looks good?...Don't look nothing like me!" How, on every possible level, is it my fault your dumb ass is mad? What, am I going to go f*ck the virtual bird I created just to show it can be done? SMHIABW.

Bahahahaha , that's women for ya!

[CrysisAverted]

Bust my ass off, finally beat time Trial, now $50k richer

Daily Obj wants me to steal from Zancudo, conveniently right next to there after completing time trial

Dude drives up to me holding Sticky he will most likely throw at me, I kill him blowing up his vehicle easily due to him holding a sticky

I successfully just lost half of my Time Trial earnings because of this sh*t

This isn't the first time I blow up some $20k hypercar with a single shot due to them holding stickies, imo if the driver is comfortable enough to hold explosives out their window they should be ready to pay the f*cking cost

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Bust my ass off, finally beat time Trial, now $50k richer

Daily Obj wants me to steal from Zancudo, conveniently right next to there after completing time trial

Dude drives up to me holding Sticky he will most likely throw at me, I kill him blowing up his vehicle easily due to him holding a sticky

I successfully just lost half of my Time Trial earnings because of this sh*t

This isn't the first time I blow up some $20k hypercar with a single shot due to them holding stickies, imo if the driver is comfortable enough to hold explosives out their window they should be ready to pay the f*cking cost

This is why I think Rockstar hasn't thought this whole dumbass insurance/bills/bad sport thing out. This is exactly why. This type of stupid sh*t should not happen. Why can't we just blow up each others car without penalty and the person who's driving the car can just call the mechanic to have it sent back to him again?

[Khaisz]

Bust my ass off, finally beat time Trial, now $50k richer

Daily Obj wants me to steal from Zancudo, conveniently right next to there after completing time trial

Dude drives up to me holding Sticky he will most likely throw at me, I kill him blowing up his vehicle easily due to him holding a sticky

I successfully just lost half of my Time Trial earnings because of this sh*t

- snip -

This isn't the first time I blow up some $20k hypercar with a single shot due to them holding stickies, imo if the driver is comfortable enough to hold explosives out their window they should be ready to pay the f*cking cost

Lovely, This has happand so many times to me aswell, that I just stopped caring and just shoot them with my RPG or grenade launcher regardless if they have T20 or a Emperor. If they come at me with stickies they must want to be blown up.

If we ignore money spent on ammo and money spent on modding cars for the Time Trials, I probably lost 1 mil or so _{(I been at 9-10mil as highest)} from just RPGing a**wipes like that in T20 and Zentornos and Kurumas. I have everything I need and since R* isn't releasing anything new that costs money I can spend that 7mil on blowing up people and ammo so I can blow them up.

[PhillBellic]

 

 

 

 

This game creates impuleses that I get nowhere else. Bad ones. I feel so violent after playing this game, but it isnt the content or anything like that - it is the asshat teammates that populate heists and have absolutely no skill. Not even skill. It doesn't require skill - its following simple rules. I can't even handle heists anymore. Omg.

It requires common sense, which is paradoxically incredibly uncommon.

 

 

Well to be fair, the term "common sense" is generally only brought up when somebody clearly doesn't have it, so it's easy to have this bias in our minds.

 

.... But I have to agree that common sense is staggeringly uncommon in GTAO.

 

Uncommon? Don't you mean on the verge of extinction?

 

Let's rename it "endangered sense".

 

Having, and Exercising Common Sense these days is like having Super Powers.

[Johnny Alpha]

Bust my ass off, finally beat time Trial, now $50k richer

Daily Obj wants me to steal from Zancudo, conveniently right next to there after completing time trial

Dude drives up to me holding Sticky he will most likely throw at me, I kill him blowing up his vehicle easily due to him holding a sticky

I successfully just lost half of my Time Trial earnings because of this sh*t

This isn't the first time I blow up some $20k hypercar with a single shot due to them holding stickies, imo if the driver is comfortable enough to hold explosives out their window they should be ready to pay the f*cking cost

 

 

When this sh*t happens I fly off the couch and power down. Most times it hasn't saved and I keep my cash.

 

/ps3

[CrysisAverted]

Guy attacks me with homing missile as I fly in a defenseless plane

Believe I lost it because the beeping stop, I flew under a bridge and looked behind me and saw nothing

seconds later nothing seemingly makes contact with my plane, it just spontaneously combusts

 

erry time

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Bust my ass off, finally beat time Trial, now $50k richer

Daily Obj wants me to steal from Zancudo, conveniently right next to there after completing time trial

Dude drives up to me holding Sticky he will most likely throw at me, I kill him blowing up his vehicle easily due to him holding a sticky

I successfully just lost half of my Time Trial earnings because of this sh*t

 

 

This isn't the first time I blow up some $20k hypercar with a single shot due to them holding stickies, imo if the driver is comfortable enough to hold explosives out their window they should be ready to pay the f*cking cost

Ive had the EXACT same thing happen to me last week. -_-

 

OT: I got robbed out of $200,000 GTA$ today.

 

I was playing a random heist setup and we failed. At the replay/continue screen, I clicked "purchase all ammo" out of habbit, but due to R* adding a low ammo cap for select weapons during select heist setup missions, i ended up paying for the rest of the ammo. I didnt notice until the second time ive dont it. Why is this a f*cking thing?

 

I went from $860,000 to $660,000. Im f*cking pissed!!! Ive submitted a ticket to C* and hopefully i can get my money back.

 

This is f*cking bullsh*t rockstar!!!

Edited October 1, 2015 by Awesom-0

[saintsrow]

Guy attacks me with homing missile as I fly in a defenseless plane

Believe I lost it because the beeping stop, I flew under a bridge and looked behind me and saw nothing

seconds later nothing seemingly makes contact with my plane, it just spontaneously combusts

 

erry time

I don't understand all the lore and the reality about GTA0 latency, lag and router setup etc etc, but it seems like many of the situations you have posted make it look like your game console is lagging behind the actual gameplay as seen by the game server (and perhaps by the players that you engage) by literally 300 milliseconds or more. Things come out of the blue on your screen, that seem like the results of some action that happened significantly earlier.

[Nick1020]

It's annoying when someone with a high kd ratio either kill themselves when you get close enough, go in and out of passive or hide of the map. And when fighting them it nothing but sniping and air strikes.

[VROmead]

Holy F***ING $hit! Why does it seem like every other random A**hole demand more than 20% on a finale now? I was doing PS and it was my friend/crew member who helped with every setup and 2 random pieces of s***, who upon getting to the money and role board, we're somehow not grasping that 20% was more than fair for a finale hopper. I gave myself and my friend 30 and them 20. That's F**king FAIR! Then, when we were getting the money which only my friend takes (and she grabs all of it so only 1 person needs to be kept from getting shot), I go back upstairs to see if everything is good. I see one of them shooting a gun every 10 seconds and the other f***ING c**t takes out a molotov cocktail and throws it on the ground burning half of the hostages to death. I immediately shake my head and say to myself forget it, this is over. I message my crew member what happened and that we should quit. Right after, that motherf**ING piece of sh** texts me to "hurry the fvck up". I lost it. I turned my mic on and unleashed hells furry in verbal form on this a$$clown and tell him to go f*** himself to put it lightly. We spawn back into free roam and my crew member and I spawn kill the f*** until he leaves. WOW I have never been so mad playing a freakin GAME in my life. No more randoms for me. Ever. Are people really expecting more than 20% on finales now even if they helped with 0 setup missions? Good lord.

[Stoakzee]

In a session with 13 other players, grab the 'hot property' and kill some dude then fly off to Paleto Bay. Just passing over Zancudo when 10 players drop out..."not enough players".

 

Why couldn't the remaining 4 of us just continue the event!?

 

[slimeball supreme]

Bürgerfahrzeug is losing stock faster than a Cheetah driving a Cheetah after that emissions scandal.

I'm so f*cked.

Edited October 1, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit

[CrysisAverted]

using Heavy Sniper

shoot dude in foot, kill him

shoot dude once in the throat and again in the chest, still continues to live

 

R* needs to make a reliable 1 hit kill weapon

[_PANiC_]

People who ride around Los Santos on a Bicycle!

 

get in the f*ckin bin!

[VanessaMagick]

People who ride around Los Santos on a Bicycle!

 

get in the f*ckin bin!

 

Are you just mad because you tried to run one over and they bunny-hopped over your supercar while you slammed face-first into a wall?

[hugh750]

People who ride around Los Santos on a Bicycle!

 

get in the f*ckin bin!

i have three bikes and i rarely ride them out of fear of being a rolling target!

[VanessaMagick]

I'm sick of getting put into Last Team Standing matches that are 1vs3, 1vs4, 1vs5... holy sh*t, how can matchmaking be THIS bad?

[CrysisAverted]

this f*cking sh*t again!

End up stranded at farthest edge of LSIA after freeroam event

guy goes way out of his way to try and stickie me

I kill him and his sticky ghost kamikazes his car costing me money

at least it wasn't $20k -.-