The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Rekia87]

I hate whenever these fake rumors pop up on news articles. It's nice for people to try to inform the community but seriously most of these are fake assumptions. Example: mansion dlc, which started with a I'll gotten gains promo picture showing a mansion in the back. I mean really? It's the playboy mansion. Would rockstar really give this to us? No. Now you see people comment on social club articles that they don't bother reading saying "where's our mansions?". It gets irritating to see these pop up. I'd rather wait for actual news from rockstar instead of random bits of stuff people assume that is definitely the next update.

 

Thing about mansions is, people bitching because they can't have one are people who couldn't afford it anyways. High end apartment costs 500 K, how much do you think a mansion's gonna cost? Five, eight million?

[Blasterman4EVER]

With Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling signed on for the next GTA game, I'm gonna be pissed if they don't find an equally talented actor to play the villain. Kevin Spacey?

Is this moaning?

[shadowoperative]

 

 

wtf is up with the team balancing on this game. Eight people in a lobby for Rockets vs. Insurgent. Ends up being 6v2. Yeah, that seems fair. Luckily the person on my team was actually really good and we ended up winning.

I hate RPGs Vs insturgents with a passion. The whole idea that it takes 3 RPGs to take out an insurgent is insane. It takes too long to shot and reload an RPG to be able to hit an insurgent 3 times. It's especially grueling when its a game with a small amount of people or unbalance teams.

I thoroughly enjoy it. Also, on 360 Insurgents still take 5 rockets to destroy. If NG Insurgents have been nerfed to 3, ALL the more reason for me NOT to upgrade. Ahahahaha only 3 rockets...

Its only 3 during LTS.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

 

wtf is up with the team balancing on this game. Eight people in a lobby for Rockets vs. Insurgent. Ends up being 6v2. Yeah, that seems fair. Luckily the person on my team was actually really good and we ended up winning.

I hate RPGs Vs insturgents with a passion. The whole idea that it takes 3 RPGs to take out an insurgent is insane. It takes too long to shot and reload an RPG to be able to hit an insurgent 3 times. It's especially grueling when its a game with a small amount of people or unbalance teams.

I thoroughly enjoy it. Also, on 360 Insurgents still take 5 rockets to destroy. If NG Insurgents have been nerfed to 3, ALL the more reason for me NOT to upgrade. Ahahahaha only 3 rockets...Its only 3 during LTS.Then, that really sucks for NG. When I can already nail my oppponent 3 times during 1 run the way it is on 360, what kind of challenge is it then for the rocketeers? Wow, is all I can say...more reasons not to get V again.

[CrysisAverted]

 

 

 

 

wtf is up with the team balancing on this game. Eight people in a lobby for Rockets vs. Insurgent. Ends up being 6v2. Yeah, that seems fair. Luckily the person on my team was actually really good and we ended up winning.

I hate RPGs Vs insturgents with a passion. The whole idea that it takes 3 RPGs to take out an insurgent is insane. It takes too long to shot and reload an RPG to be able to hit an insurgent 3 times. It's especially grueling when its a game with a small amount of people or unbalance teams.

I thoroughly enjoy it. Also, on 360 Insurgents still take 5 rockets to destroy. If NG Insurgents have been nerfed to 3, ALL the more reason for me NOT to upgrade. Ahahahaha only 3 rockets...

Its only 3 during LTS.Then, that really sucks for NG. When I can already nail my oppponent 3 times during 1 run the way it is on 360, what kind of challenge is it then for the rocketeers? Wow, is all I can say...more reasons not to get V again.

 

Not much of a challenge if those "rocketeers" can kick you out of your vehicles and have you mauled and raped by forest critters and cannibals alike.

[FFDP999]

 

I hate whenever these fake rumors pop up on news articles. It's nice for people to try to inform the community but seriously most of these are fake assumptions. Example: mansion dlc, which started with a I'll gotten gains promo picture showing a mansion in the back. I mean really? It's the playboy mansion. Would rockstar really give this to us? No. Now you see people comment on social club articles that they don't bother reading saying "where's our mansions?". It gets irritating to see these pop up. I'd rather wait for actual news from rockstar instead of random bits of stuff people assume that is definitely the next update.

Thing about mansions is, people bitching because they can't have one are people who couldn't afford it anyways. High end apartment costs 500 K, how much do you think a mansion's gonna cost? Five, eight million?

Hahah this is so true, I really don't mind whether they had these or not, as long as they added for places to hang out with friends and other players.

[CrysisAverted]

Hunt the Beast

Call for Feltzer

Wait a good 3 minutes

nothing yet, steal a car

Hostile Lazer killing everybody

Go off the radar and grab Hydra

Get call from Mechanic saying he failed at his one job

Hostile Lazer goes passive until I pass him

I go passive and here he comes off passive and attacking

every time

 

Type this sh*t up

dude keeps stalking me

lose him in the cityscape

go off passive and turn into him in time to land a couple rounds

the instant he seemingly got hit he wen't passive

and so goes the "Dog Fights" of San Andreas

 

Decide to bug out cuz this is lame

join "race"

Raining Down the Drain Muscle Race

decide to stay because Grease

get tossed around like crazy

its one lap

welp, decide to drive on wrong side of track to smash into 1st place

full speed head on collision, the f*cker keeps driving like nothing

 

Edited September 22, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[hugh750]

lately the servers have been laggy i play survival mode and get killed i respawn into the game, or i see no enemies on the minimap.

and the modders causing explosions in my garage.

[CrysisAverted]

came in third place on a challenge even though 2nd place and I had the same f*cking score

[ribon]

What the bloody F has been up with this game recently?! As of Sunday I can't find a SINGLE hest team that would actually complete a heist! At first I thought okay, it's Sunday, weekend gamers, yadda yadda but F me, these weekenders are here to stay!

 

I'm gonna start a Fleeca heist now and by god if the other one f*cks it up, I'm gonna hunt him to the end of eternity.

[CrysisAverted]

walking down the road

dude passive on a bike pulls up

keep going walking down, take notice of a job marker

dude went off passive and began shooting me

quickly run into job marker

f*cking scrubs need to get sent to bad sport lobbies

finish typing this, leave the lobby and go back to freeroam

it turns out the f*cker can shoot in passive mode effectively giving him godmode

why does this f*cker keep chasing me?!

Oh yeah earlier today I had an anonymous $1k bounty placed on my head even though I had not stolen any cars at that time

Edited September 23, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

 

 

 

wtf is up with the team balancing on this game. Eight people in a lobby for Rockets vs. Insurgent. Ends up being 6v2. Yeah, that seems fair. Luckily the person on my team was actually really good and we ended up winning.

I hate RPGs Vs insturgents with a passion. The whole idea that it takes 3 RPGs to take out an insurgent is insane. It takes too long to shot and reload an RPG to be able to hit an insurgent 3 times. It's especially grueling when its a game with a small amount of people or unbalance teams.

I thoroughly enjoy it. Also, on 360 Insurgents still take 5 rockets to destroy. If NG Insurgents have been nerfed to 3, ALL the more reason for me NOT to upgrade. Ahahahaha only 3 rockets...

Its only 3 during LTS.Then, that really sucks for NG. When I can already nail my oppponent 3 times during 1 run the way it is on 360, what kind of challenge is it then for the rocketeers? Wow, is all I can say...more reasons not to get V again.

 

Not much of a challenge if those "rocketeers" can kick you out of your vehicles and have you mauled and raped by forest critters and cannibals alike.Never had that happen... Anyways, dealing with modders during any game mode is idiocy. If you wanna deal with it, that's your choice. The moment I sense a cheater, I leave. There's plenty of RvI lobbies to join and have fun in.

[CrysisAverted]

walking down the road

dude passive on a bike pulls up

keep going walking down, take notice of a job marker

dude went off passive and began shooting me

quickly run into job marker

f*cking scrubs need to get sent to bad sport lobbies

finish typing this, leave the lobby and go back to freeroam

it turns out the f*cker can shoot in passive mode effectively giving him godmode

why does this f*cker keep chasing me?!

Oh yeah earlier today I had an anonymous $1k bounty placed on my head even though I had not stolen any cars at that time

 

Survived Bounty

dude isn't godmode anymore

kill the sh*t outta him

ignore him because he goes godmode again

sniper challenge starts

lose by 1 kill, f*cking would have had that kill if it wasn't for hitmarkers and godmodders gunning for me

the whole time the dude calling me a pussy for needing a jet to kill him when hes godmoding

saying hes got me now because I hopped outta my Hydra onto a roof to snipe for the challenge

wondering how I got on the roof the whole time

hop back in Hydra and take off

"oh hes in a jet again"

 

almost brought me too many laughs for me not to send R* the video of him cheating.

[Wallace21]

With Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling signed on for the next GTA game, I'm gonna be pissed if they don't find an equally talented actor to play the villain. Kevin Spacey?

 

Is this moaning?

 

not really, calling ryan gosling a good actor suggests youre quite mental though

[Captain Sensib1e]

When I'm in the mood to rekt a lobby, but bunch of wussy white dots just driving around.

 

Anyone think their skillz r up to my skillz?

 

Yeah, didn't think so. SMH.

[CrysisAverted]

dude in my lobby seemingly off the radar 100% of the time, and by seemingly I mean hes flying around in a Jet and hasn't popped up on the radar for the past 15 minutes.

 

*edit* may have been Zancudo AI, over LS, seemingly targeting civilians....

Edited September 23, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

aww man every time

turn on action replay

something cool eventually happens

want to record it

action replay is off

 

and

 

every time I'm about to get off I go back to singleplayer and then rockstar editor to check my sh*t

it never fails to crash the game forcing me to reload gtav

 

*edit*

well this is a first, reload the game twice only to have it crash when entering the editor

I guess that new update feature was is over for me now

Edited September 23, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Stoakzee]

@CrysisAverted - I hope you don't have this amount of bad luck in real life

 

Trying to do 'fly under the bridge' event when someone blows me up towards the end. I kill him twice before he goes passive. I stand still so it looks like i'm afk/typing a message and of course he pops out of passive mode at the speed of light (definitely not 10 seconds as advertised) but I still manage to kill him...but only just.

 

Can't stand passive mode abusers.

[CynicalRise]

@CrysisAverted - I hope you don't have this amount of bad luck in real life

 

Trying to do 'fly under the bridge' event when someone blows me up towards the end. I kill him twice before he goes passive. I stand still so it looks like i'm afk/typing a message and of course he pops out of passive mode at the speed of light (definitely not 10 seconds as advertised) but I still manage to kill him...but only just.

 

Can't stand passive mode abusers.

Well, I was doing hot property, and decided to go underwater, then you decided to follow me, along with some other member. I wasn't quite sure if you were hostile or not, so I just kept swimming, and obviously won. I wanted to go to passive, but then I thought, 'Don't want another passive mode entry on the b*tch and moan theead' so I fought ya. Sorry 'bout that.

[Aether]

 

I feel like everyone else knows how to use the rockstar editor well.. and I don't.

Ugh, same here. I'm going to give it another go tonight, I have an idea in my mind of what I want to do. The problem is doing it. I'm not very creative.

 

 

If you find a tutorial on how not to suck at using it... I need to see it.

[hugh750]

today i gave up on heist with a group of randoms on the first one was the heist where you need to take pictures of postal van licence plates one of the randoms kept trying to knock me off my 801rr and run me over, on the 2nd one where you need to find avi and lose the cops, the host was driving the boat we fled from the cops for a while but the host stopped the boat and sat there i waited until we had a few minutes left, i got tired of waiting so i threw him off the boat then he threw me off, i got back on and threw him off again and fled with the boat to shore and lost the cops i almost made it to the waypoint when one of our fellow players died, the third was the decoy misson i made it the van first and got in the driver seat but one of other players threw me out and kept trying to run me down, i pointlessly tried to blowup the van to cause them to fail (they where trying to run me down) after that i left causing them to start over and wait for more players.

whey do some players do that and ruin someone else's fun?????

[VanessaMagick]

today i gave up on heist with a group of randoms on the first one was the heist where you need to take pictures of postal van licence plates one of the randoms kept trying to knock me off my 801rr and run me over, on the 2nd one where you need to find avi and lose the cops, the host was driving the boat we fled from the cops for a while but the host stopped the boat and sat there i waited until we had a few minutes left, i got tired of waiting so i threw him off the boat then he threw me off, i got back on and threw him off again and fled with the boat to shore and lost the cops i almost made it to the waypoint when one of our fellow players died, the third was the decoy misson i made it the van first and got in the driver seat but one of other players threw me out and kept trying to run me down, i pointlessly tried to blowup the van to cause them to fail (they where trying to run me down) after that i left causing them to start over and wait for more players.

whey do some players do that and ruin someone else's fun?????

 

Don't drive motorbikes on Heists.

 

Just don't. Even if you love motorbikes, even if you're the world's best motorbike driver, just don't. Just don't drive your goddamn motorbikes in a goddamn Heist.

[Viciadogames]

Can the game stop recording everytime i enlarge the map while running? ugh

[ciel]

 

I feel like everyone else knows how to use the rockstar editor well.. and I don't.

Ugh, same here. I'm going to give it another go tonight, I have an idea in my mind of what I want to do. The problem is doing it. I'm not very creative.

 

 

Same, I'm pretty much used to editing videos on PC, on a console is pretty weird.

Edited September 23, 2015 by missanthropy

[saintsrow]

dude in my lobby seemingly off the radar 100% of the time, and by seemingly I mean hes flying around in a Jet and hasn't popped up on the radar for the past 15 minutes.

 

*edit* may have been Zancudo AI, over LS, seemingly targeting civilians....

Rogue AI, loose in the servers. It's the beginning of the end ...

[Rekia87]

Doing Fleeca Job cuz easy money. Host takes too long hacking, takes too long drilling. Get in the car, and sh*t is whack. Hit a cop car, and I stop dead while the cop car goes Team Rocket and blasts off down the road. Get rammed by a cop, and end up rolling twice because I hit a rock. Finally get to the bridge and Eddie Toh is already near the tunnel. I gun it, and overshoot. Back up, hit the gas to go forward and... My car goes backwards more. What the f*ck? Finally get under the Cargobob and the stupid thing has no magnet and can't pick us up. FFS, I thought they fixed that sh*t... And the whole forward equals reverse bullsh*t? Dafuq is that all about? Did my R2 and L2 swap for a second?

[_PANiC_]

With Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling signed on for the next GTA game, I'm gonna be pissed if they don't find an equally talented actor to play the villain. Kevin Spacey?

 

Is this moaning?

No its not! go and make another "Hey Gamer girls, call me" thread

 

today i gave up on heist with a group of randoms on the first one was the heist where you need to take pictures of postal van licence plates one of the randoms kept trying to knock me off my 801rr and run me over, on the 2nd one where you need to find avi and lose the cops, the host was driving the boat we fled from the cops for a while but the host stopped the boat and sat there i waited until we had a few minutes left, i got tired of waiting so i threw him off the boat then he threw me off, i got back on and threw him off again and fled with the boat to shore and lost the cops i almost made it to the waypoint when one of our fellow players died, the third was the decoy misson i made it the van first and got in the driver seat but one of other players threw me out and kept trying to run me down, i pointlessly tried to blowup the van to cause them to fail (they where trying to run me down) after that i left causing them to start over and wait for more players.

whey do some players do that and ruin someone else's fun?????

 

Don't drive motorbikes on Heists.

 

Just don't. Even if you love motorbikes, even if you're the world's best motorbike driver, just don't. Just don't drive your goddamn motorbikes in a goddamn Heist.

 

this made me actually, in real life, lol

[Stoakzee]

Well, I was doing hot property, and decided to go underwater, then you decided to follow me, along with some other member. I wasn't quite sure if you were hostile or not, so I just kept swimming, and obviously won. I wanted to go to passive, but then I thought, 'Don't want another passive mode entry on the b*tch and moan theead' so I fought ya. Sorry 'bout that.

Haha! So you're that guy. I didn't recognise your username and because you had the 'property' the crew colour thingy wasn't showing up on your blip so I had no idea that you were a friendly.

 

I have no problem with people switching to passive once an event is over, I just don't like the ones who do it to try and get cheap kills.

[VanessaMagick]

 

With Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling signed on for the next GTA game, I'm gonna be pissed if they don't find an equally talented actor to play the villain. Kevin Spacey?

 

Is this moaning?

No its not! go and make another "Hey Gamer girls, call me" thread

 

today i gave up on heist with a group of randoms on the first one was the heist where you need to take pictures of postal van licence plates one of the randoms kept trying to knock me off my 801rr and run me over, on the 2nd one where you need to find avi and lose the cops, the host was driving the boat we fled from the cops for a while but the host stopped the boat and sat there i waited until we had a few minutes left, i got tired of waiting so i threw him off the boat then he threw me off, i got back on and threw him off again and fled with the boat to shore and lost the cops i almost made it to the waypoint when one of our fellow players died, the third was the decoy misson i made it the van first and got in the driver seat but one of other players threw me out and kept trying to run me down, i pointlessly tried to blowup the van to cause them to fail (they where trying to run me down) after that i left causing them to start over and wait for more players.

whey do some players do that and ruin someone else's fun?????

 

Don't drive motorbikes on Heists.

 

Just don't. Even if you love motorbikes, even if you're the world's best motorbike driver, just don't. Just don't drive your goddamn motorbikes in a goddamn Heist.

 

this made me actually, in real life, lol

 

 

It seems all I hear is people talking about how people run them over in Heists, how they fail Heists because of traffic glitching out, etc. etc. etc.

 

and it's like... well don't drive the f*cking bike then. It's so impractical.

[Gridl0k]

I don't even remember why, probably something to do with locking onto the cops to my far left rather than the firing-at-me-player in front of me, but I punched my controller and now I can't beep my horn or look behind me any more. Oops.