The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Schumy7]

Hate lefters.. give me a break.

[Slonitram]

Rockstar Editor not allowing the use of Free Camera because of first person gameplay is cute. It's Rockstar trying to hide the retarded animations we can still see in mirrors or if we are watching a friend play the game in first person.

 

Also, "The editor is hard, omfg it sucks"

 

Really? I used it and I mastered most if not everything in 10 minutes, it's simple as sh*t. And while I brag about my editor sk1llz, I'd like to also bitch about the camera placement being so limited. Like, seriously, there are so many cool shots I could've done if suddenly a red circle didn't show up going "THIS IS THE LIMIT, TURN AROUND GOOD SIR"

Edited September 21, 2015 by TheSadisticOwl

[Stoakzee]

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

People can boot you offline on PS4?

[Schumy7]

Dock to stocks bug... arriving at compound when shooting at merryweather gaurds i get 3 stars police. Jesus cockstar still cant do a sh*t over there.

[TCA]

 

Lol, all that we can do is add/remove things thay are permanent and nothing is interchangeable.

 

I'd like to add a suppressor to the Heavy Sniper, Heavy Sniper's scope to the Carbine with the same zoom, thanks.

I want to put a scope on my flare gun and a laser sight on my hatchet.

 

Damn you KOKKSTAR

why not have is shoot small potatoes too lol

[zecanelao]

We can call Merryweather when playing a mission where they are our enemies, but we cant call Lester to lose the cops when working for him. R* logic.

Edited September 21, 2015 by zecanelao

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

 

Haha, wow!

 

You've gotta be a really big loser to take a dumb minigame THAT f*cking serious, you would go as far to kicking another player offline for beating you.

 

That loser needs a life...

How many times are you gonna quote that post?

 

^^ REALLY?!?!? Oh for f*ck sake! I just deleted the damn thing, It was an accident. I didn't mean to quote it that many times.

 

So YOUR solution was to quote the ENTIRE F*CKING POST, thus duplicating it?

Lmao.

[Rekia87]

We can call Merryweather when playing a mission where they are our enemies, but we cant call Lester to lose the cops when working for him. R* logic.

Yep... Some of the sh*t in this game is dumber than a second coat of paint.

[LordRaijin]

I took my daily bitch and moaning directly to Rockstar: https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206563837-Rockstar-when-will-you-finally-take-highest-priority-of-fixing-the-massive-game-breaking-bugs-

[LightningLord]

I took my daily bitch and moaning directly to Rockstar: https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206563837-Rockstar-when-will-you-finally-take-highest-priority-of-fixing-the-massive-game-breaking-bugs-

When will you fix the annoying Prison Break Station bug where the police car wont start after you steal the schedule from the police station? You give us the task of taking the stolen police car to a secluded location to destroy it, but apparently it is already destroyed on the spot, since the engine wont start, and that you can't go anywhere.

 

I've done that set up a lot of times and never used a police car...

[Menstrual Deranged]

Whenever I join voice chat in a public lobby, I spend the first 5 minutes getting bombarded with comments and questions about being a woman playing this game...."Holy sh*t, are you a girl?".."Why are you playing a male character, though?".."I don't believe you, I think you're a young boy".."Women don't play this game"..What the hell? Then some guys will just go nuts and be like, "Hey, suck my balls you c*nty little bitch!" or something to that effect. Like, they'll just blurt it out completely unprovoked. I was trying to enjoy some player vs player fun with my brother-in-law and a few others but could hardly concentrate because of all the cretins in the public lobby.

 

Seriously, I've never been told my voice sounds like a young boy's voice until I started using voice chat on GTAO. Maybe my mic distorts it? Or is it just that so many of the men/boys who play this game are so unaccustomed to hearing a female voice that it sounds completely foreign to them? I'd really like to be able to communicate with people in this game but it's hard when they all lose their sh*t in voice chat. Makes me wonder if I should just say, "Yup, I'm a young boy" but the outcome of that would probably be poor as well because a lot of kids in this game are annoying squeakers.

 

Rant over. I like this thread.

[drahnier]

The fact that they make a lot of cool off-road cars with a lot of detail but make the car physics so damn sloppy that they are completely pointless. Because a supercar can apparently literally drive up a 90-degree mountainside at full speed, while the off-road cars barely have the traction to drive up a slight slope.

 

If real life worked like this you could climb mount everest in a f***ing Lamborghini in 15 minutes.

[CHIEFSTA]

How can I still get shot down in a Buzzard while in passive mode, by some f*ck boy in a jet?

[hugh750]

How can I still get shot down in a Buzzard while in passive mode, by some f*ck boy in a jet?

when your in a vehicle passive mode is disabled (on ps3 & xbox 360).

[VanessaMagick]

Longest Freefall Challenge. Some douchesalad jumped out, freefalled to the ground and faceplanted into the ground without opening his parachute, immediately dying on impact.

 

And guess what? It still counted and he won by a massive margin.

[Captain Sensib1e]

Yes! I just spent 4K worth of sticky bombs to destroy a 2K Destroy Vehicle target!

[VanessaMagick]

Yes! I just spent 4K worth of sticky bombs to destroy a 2K Destroy Vehicle target!

 

It shouldn't take eight sticky bombs to blow up one car...

[Captain Sensib1e]

 

Yes! I just spent 4K worth of sticky bombs to destroy a 2K Destroy Vehicle target!

 

It shouldn't take eight sticky bombs to blow up one car...

 

 

I was really spazzing out with those sticky bombs

[Stoakzee]

Participating in the 'fly under the bridge' event. With 9 seconds to go i'm in 2nd place when this sh*t happens...

 

 

[saintsrow]

Whenever I join voice chat in a public lobby, I spend the first 5 minutes getting bombarded with comments and questions about being a woman playing this game...."Holy sh*t, are you a girl?".."Why are you playing a male character, though?".."I don't believe you, I think you're a young boy".."Women don't play this game"..What the hell? Then some guys will just go nuts and be like, "Hey, suck my balls you c*nty little bitch!" or something to that effect. Like, they'll just blurt it out completely unprovoked. I was trying to enjoy some player vs player fun with my brother-in-law and a few others but could hardly concentrate because of all the cretins in the public lobby.

 

Seriously, I've never been told my voice sounds like a young boy's voice until I started using voice chat on GTAO. Maybe my mic distorts it? Or is it just that so many of the men/boys who play this game are so unaccustomed to hearing a female voice that it sounds completely foreign to them? I'd really like to be able to communicate with people in this game but it's hard when they all lose their sh*t in voice chat. Makes me wonder if I should just say, "Yup, I'm a young boy" but the outcome of that would probably be poor as well because a lot of kids in this game are annoying squeakers.

 

Rant over. I like this thread.

Most of them have never heard an actual female, so they are very confused. You have to cut them some slack.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Now let's try this again...

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

Haha, Wow!

 

You've gotta be a really big loser If you take some dumb minigame THAT f*cking serious, you would go as far to kicking another player offline for beating you.

 

That loser needs a life...

 

 

ALSO, thank you to the mod who deleted the original post. I didn't mean to quote it that many times.

 

Edited September 22, 2015 by Awesom-0

[VanessaMagick]

Now let's try this again...

 

 

 

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

Haha, Wow!

 

You've gotta be a really big loser If you take some dumb minigame THAT f*cking serious, you would go as far to kicking another player offline for beating you. That loser needs a life

 

 

ALSO, thank you to the mod who deleted the original post. I didn't mean to quote it that many times.

 

 

Yeah it's a bit desperate... nothing I'm not used to, though.

[Solo Wing Pixy]

Participating in the 'fly under the bridge' event. With 9 seconds to go i'm in 2nd place when this sh*t happens...

 

 

 

PC players don't actually get this error anymore...

 

But we do get that ANNOYING G3X_D3D error thingy that occurs more frequently than this network error!! Ugh!!!

[Crazy_Cico007]

Dock to stocks bug... arriving at compound when shooting at merryweather gaurds i get 3 stars police. Jesus cockstar still cant do a sh*t over there.

first you need to check yellow dot(marker) and you will hear sound,then you can shoot and no police.

[Red Lynx 23]

While editing video footage, I had my character's mood set to normal, but got a good look at her smiling after she killed another player. Damn you scary.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

 

Now let's try this again...

 

 

 

 

 

 

People mad because they didn't bring their brick wall to Penned In.

Haha, Wow!

 

You've gotta be a really big loser If you take some dumb minigame THAT f*cking serious, you would go as far to kicking another player offline for beating you.

 

That loser needs a life...

 

 

ALSO, thank you to the mod who deleted the original post. I didn't mean to quote it that many times.

 

 

Yeah it's a bit desperate... nothing I'm not used to, though.

 

Oh Yeah?

 

Then i hope you plan on sending that pic to SONY and getting that loser's account banned.

Edited September 22, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Aether]

Did anyone else cry laughing from reading the posts on this page regarding the penned in quotes? Or was it just me? Lmao.

[VanessaMagick]

Did anyone else cry laughing from reading the posts on this page regarding the penned in quotes? Or was it just me? Lmao.

 

I can't say I cried laughing but I found it rather amusing.

[Wallace21]

why cant people just let me walk to the bank from their apartment in peace. always gotta get vex

[Kushology]

I was messing around on my Bati and I noticed Dondara and missanthropy on top of the hill just south of the Sisyphus Theater, I did a back flip over both of them but I forgot to turn action replay on..

 

F*ck!