The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[LordRaijin]

I really wanted this Cop bike, but Cockstar wont let me

 

[Arrows to Athens]

I really wanted this Cop bike, but Cockstar wont let me

 

[LordRaijin]

 

I really wanted this Cop bike, but Cockstar wont let me

 

 

Straight on.

[Schumy7]

Why the f*ck jumping out a boat when hit triangel? Verry anoying when chased in missions. Give me a break. Sometimes you stay in when quickly hit L.

[Claptrap NL]

So I need to parachute dangerously for a daily objective which means that I've to open my chute below 100 feet.

I did this twice and the objective didn't get marked as 'DONE' (I was about 30 feet above the ground, twice).

What I've also noticed is that my parachute smoke change itself. I've put it on patriot, but somehow it end up in yellow or none.

Also my chute isn't the patriot chute but the rainbow chute.

[Arrows to Athens]

Am a good distance away from douchebag chasing me. Go off-radar and he manages to take the same roads as me as if he knows where I'm going even though I'm off-radar. Psychic DLC confirmed?

[ciel]

How about salty idiots shut the f*ck up and let players wear what they want.

Edited September 13, 2015 by missanthropy

[A Maned Wolf]

 

 

I am extremely butt hurt you ignored my question/comment. I put effort into that, and you just rudely passed over it. Like it was some half eaten chicken finger at a buffet

 

Wearing a glitched cop outfit in GTAO is communicating to the community that

 

1. You are too cool for non-glitched outfits.

2. You mock the GTA criminal code by wanting to look like a cop.

3. You don't respect that Rockstar doesn't want you to dress like a cop.

4. You want to irritate other players, who already hate getting killed by the police.

5. You aren't afraid of being reported for glitching, which encourages players to report you.

6. You lack creativity with the tools Rockstar has already given you to express yourself using the vast number of clothing options.

7. You enjoy being annoying.

8. You promote game-breaking and glitching.

 

Suck it mom.

[Claptrap NL]

 

 

 

I am extremely butt hurt you ignored my question/comment. I put effort into that, and you just rudely passed over it. Like it was some half eaten chicken finger at a buffet

 

Wearing a glitched cop outfit in GTAO is communicating to the community that

 

1. You are too cool for non-glitched outfits.

2. You mock the GTA criminal code by wanting to look like a cop.

3. You don't respect that Rockstar doesn't want you to dress like a cop.

4. You want to irritate other players, who already hate getting killed by the police.

5. You aren't afraid of being reported for glitching, which encourages players to report you.

6. You lack creativity with the tools Rockstar has already given you to express yourself using the vast number of clothing options.

7. You enjoy being annoying.

8. You promote game-breaking and glitching.

 

Suck it mom.

 

They should just add a tab in the clothes store:

Emergency outfits:

• Cop
• Swat
• Firefighter
• Paramedic
• anything else?

[Nick1020]

 

 

I am extremely butt hurt you ignored my question/comment. I put effort into that, and you just rudely passed over it. Like it was some half eaten chicken finger at a buffet

 

Wearing a glitched cop outfit in GTAO is communicating to the community that

 

1. You are too cool for non-glitched outfits.

2. You mock the GTA criminal code by wanting to look like a cop.

3. You don't respect that Rockstar doesn't want you to dress like a cop.

4. You want to irritate other players, who already hate getting killed by the police.

5. You aren't afraid of being reported for glitching, which encourages players to report you.

6. You lack creativity with the tools Rockstar has already given you to express yourself using the vast number of clothing options.

7. You enjoy being annoying.

8. You promote game-breaking and glitching.

 

Suck it mom.

Joining the bandwagon

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Piece of sĥit homing laucher doesnt even work half of the f*cking time. I tried locking onto a bounty flying a cargobob but the P.O.S. wouldnt lock on. -_-

[SkyChat]

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

[ten-a-penny]

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

Really?

 

Good f*cking riddance.

[Schumy7]

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

No just get invited. Play. And its back.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

I think a lot of players are having problems with missing mission too.

 

Im missing Coveted, Chemical Extraction, Crystal Clear Out 2 & 3, and maybe some others. It sucks because i love those missions.

 

Although i do have Rooftop Rumble...

Edited September 13, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Jmac]

Piece of sĥit homing laucher doesnt even work half of the f*cking time. I tried locking onto a bounty flying a cargobob but the P.O.S. wouldnt lock on. -_-

 

Check your target settings. If you have it set to Attackers, for example, it won't lock on unless he shoots at you.

[Gridl0k]

Getting so f*cking fed up of KD whores killing themselves every time I ding them. Suicide should be part of your KD and rockstar should apply all historic suicide stats to it too.

 

I would be crying tears of joy seeing all these 5-20ish ratio players suddenly go to about 0.5

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

I think a lot of players are having problems with missing mission too.

 

Im missing Coveted, Chemical Extraction, Crystal Clear Out 2 & 3, and maybe some others. It sucks because i love those missions.

 

Although i do have Rooftop Rumble...

 

Chemical Extraction has disappeared twice. TWICE!

[Arrows to Athens]

Getting so f*cking fed up of KD whores killing themselves every time I ding them. Suicide should be part of your KD and rockstar should apply all historic suicide stats to it too.

 

I would be crying tears of joy seeing all these 5-20ish ratio players suddenly go to about 0.5

Don't know why people care or brag about K/D so much in this game or any other shooter games for that matter. Whenever I hear the homing launcher indicator in my chopper I quickly bring up the Interaction menu and take the easy way out. I'll use it if I anticipate death or in a risky situation.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Getting so f*cking fed up of KD whores killing themselves every time I ding them. Suicide should be part of your KD and rockstar should apply all historic suicide stats to it too.

 

I would be crying tears of joy seeing all these 5-20ish ratio players suddenly go to about 0.5

K.D. should'nt even be in the game, IMO. Especially when you have spawn killing DMs, wall breachers, and god moders, passive mode, armored kurumas.

 

Keep that KD crap in the shooters.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Awesom-0

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

I think a lot of players are having problems with missing mission too.

 

Im missing Coveted, Chemical Extraction, Crystal Clear Out 2 & 3, and maybe some others. It sucks because i love those missions.

 

Although i do have Rooftop Rumble...

Chemical Extraction has disappeared twice. TWICE!

This is the only game that actually REMOVES CONTENT instead of adding content. I mean ya, if the game/mission is beyond broken they have all the rights to remove it, but from my experience I didn't run into any bug.

 

And now thanks to the Heists Patch Hack 'n' Dash is broken. How about you remove THAT instead?

[The_B1u3_Jay]

 

 

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

I think a lot of players are having problems with missing mission too.

 

Im missing Coveted, Chemical Extraction, Crystal Clear Out 2 & 3, and maybe some others. It sucks because i love those missions.

 

Although i do have Rooftop Rumble...

Chemical Extraction has disappeared twice. TWICE!

This is the only game that actually REMOVES CONTENT instead of adding content. I mean ya, if the game/mission is beyond broken they have all the rights to remove it, but from my experience I didn't run into any bug.

 

And now thanks to the Heists Patch Hack 'n' Dash is broken. How about you remove THAT instead?

IDK if it were a glitch that removed the missions, or that R* removed them because of a glitch, but FFS, i wish R* would adress and fix the glitch so i can have my missions back already.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Awesom-0

[Sentinel Driver]

I have noticed that Blow Up I and Titan of job are missing. wtf rockstar? I also had chemical extraction before heists update but I guess it was too much fun for rockstar games to handle

[MGCrash]

Why isn;t there a forklift online? I know it's a pointless thing to have but I think it would be fun as hell to gun down people in a forklift! Also why is is so damn weak!? Can't even lift a dumbster I know these aren't mighty things but come on they're not that weak

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

Rooftop rumble removed? What the f*ck, rockstar.

I think a lot of players are having problems with missing mission too.

 

Im missing Coveted, Chemical Extraction, Crystal Clear Out 2 & 3, and maybe some others. It sucks because i love those missions.

 

Although i do have Rooftop Rumble...

Chemical Extraction has disappeared twice. TWICE!

This is the only game that actually REMOVES CONTENT instead of adding content. I mean ya, if the game/mission is beyond broken they have all the rights to remove it, but from my experience I didn't run into any bug.

 

And now thanks to the Heists Patch Hack 'n' Dash is broken. How about you remove THAT instead?

 

To be quite honest, there are a few missions that I forgot even existed as I haven't seen them in a long time. I begin to acknowledge they exist after someone points out that they've disappeared on the forums lol.

 

Hack n Dash was bugged at some point. When you tried hacking the pad your character would refuse and walk away from it. It was fixed in the next update I believe. But now you're telling me it's broken again? FFS Cockstar.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Fearx--

[TCMike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrd9xKWMTWs

[Arrows to Athens]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrd9xKWMTWs

Get your dash cam ready.

[CrysisAverted]

Heisting

Working our way through the setups to the final heist

Think this dude looks like he's from Whoville

 

End up giving up after a while because my team kept dying

 

Its even worse knowing I spent hours for 15k payouts

Edited September 14, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[gtafan26]

 

 

Its even worse knowing I spent hours for 15k payouts

Three times and I am out

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

Getting so f*cking fed up of KD whores killing themselves every time I ding them. Suicide should be part of your KD and rockstar should apply all historic suicide stats to it too.

 

I would be crying tears of joy seeing all these 5-20ish ratio players suddenly go to about 0.5

K.D. should'nt even be in the game, IMO. Especially when you have spawn killing DMs, wall breachers, and god moders, passive mode, armored kurumas.

 

Keep that KD crap in the shooters.

 

I actually agree with this. GTAO would be much more pleasant if KDR simply was not visible. People could still figure it out on their own by crunching the numbers... but anyway, this wouldn't happen. Not in a game that keeps track of so many stats. But KDR is very annoying in GTAO, the way they broadcast it as the most significant thing when you look at a player. Very, very annoying and very misleading as to how good a player is.