The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Captain Sensib1e]

So, I went back and looked at the

r, trying to see how the actual game, as we play it, is different than the hype we got shoveld at us so long ago. The original trailer didn't seem to match the GTA Online reality as I know it.

 

So I made a fan-made GTA Online Trailer:

 

 

That about sums up GTAO. One more thing you needed to capture was some camping squeaker shooting at you while you're trying to upgrade your car at LSC!

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

This is completely off topic, but what the hell:

Sony, why why why won't you release the Gran Turismo series for download, seriously GT was your flagship title from the very beginning; and I'll gladly pay out the ass for the series as is, no remaster. My PS2 is getting no younger and playing GT on PC via ISO emulator just isn't right.

Come on Sony, X1 had a flagship racing series since launch day (Forza), while you are going into year number three with no racing series in sight.

If word doesn't appear by the end of the year, I'm cashing out on that Forza 6 X1.

: |

 

Be nice to see you on Xbox again Wolf.

[TheNarrative]

 

- people spending ages customising their stupid costumes for heists when all i do it hit ready straight away. theres always one who takes extra ages. and its those same people who, a few seconds later into the heist, leaves or die!!

- hard is impossible sometimes as you get shot down quickly in no time

 

 

 

 

There's your problem

Edited September 13, 2015 by Ryan_Codebreaker

[Nick1020]

Got demolished in a deathmatch in franks house thanks to some dude who spammed rockets. Apparently you can die if you shoot at the ceiling.

[DarthBanana]

I think the Duke O' Death is a perfect example of how much Rockstar doesn't give a sh*t about modders. Now hear me out for a sec... They can implement a system so that when a car that you aren't supposed to have in online is brought over from single player it blows up when entered, but they won't do sh*t about people modding in money? They can't make it so these people have all their money drained, and make it so they can only get money legitimately through Heists, missions and selling personal vehicles, and make it so anybody who mods in UFOs and other random sh*t (looking at you, people who spawn random sh*t into people's garages and making people blow up when they enter said garages) should just be banned. They make another account, ban that one too. Eventually they'll get tired of making new names to mod on and then seeing that account get banned. Rockstar logic: "Modding in money and guns that shoot money? I see nothing wrong here. A car that you aren't supposed to have Online? How f*cking dare you! The cheek of it! We'll make it so the car explodes when you try to drive it!" Why do they give a sh*t about cars from SP being brought to MP now? I don't remember them giving a sh*t when people were bringing Trevor's Bodhi and Franklin's Buffalo S into MP.

u jelly cuz u poor?

[TCA]

 

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

 

 

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

 

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

 

That is all.

 

 

And to the guy who posted above me, GTA V got loads of 10/10 reviews because it is the best game ever made and deserves the highest possible ratings. Which is also why I have no respect for anything Gamespot says about anything, ever, until the end of time.

I have no doubt in my mind that you're trolling. Everything in your post is complete bullsh*t. You're seriously saying if someone prefers a certain outfit then they're a "child" or an idiot?

 

Hypocrite.

 

 

 

My B&M is how a lot of people like starting arguments in this thread...

Apparently people are bitching over people wearing an outfit they don't like.

 

I wonder what would that kid (yes, I just labeled you a kid, get over it) or how would he react if he ever see my character wearing a cowboy hat with a bull mask. I wear it just because it looks funny.

 

Glad you mentioned this, because I hate it when people do this garbage too. Always trying to be cute, calling attention to broken, glitched aspects of the game. Makes me sick. Glitchers. Yuck.

 

Another example. Someone decides to be creative with their outfits and you bash them because THEY prefer it. F*ck you.

His crystal bring joy to my face knowing how angry he is. Please continue with your rage so I can savor it even more!

[CrysisAverted]

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

 

 

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

 

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

 

That is all.

 

 

And to the guy who posted above me, GTA V got loads of 10/10 reviews because it is the best game ever made and deserves the highest possible ratings. Which is also why I have no respect for anything Gamespot says about anything, ever, until the end of time.

 

Its like you don't like getting away with murder

[R3CON]

So, I went back and looked at the

r, trying to see how the actual game, as we play it, is different than the hype we got shoveld at us so long ago. The original trailer didn't seem to match the GTA Online reality as I know it.

 

So I made a fan-made GTA Online Trailer:

 

 

I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for that.

[Red Lynx 23]

Just because I shot down a smuggler helicopter with a homing missile and also killed the squeeker who was flying a Maverick helicopter into it at the same time...was that any reason for a friend of his and himself to keep trying to run me over and hand me six more kills?

[Member's Only]

 

So, I went back and looked at the

r, trying to see how the actual game, as we play it, is different than the hype we got shoveld at us so long ago. The original trailer didn't seem to match the GTA Online reality as I know it.

 

So I made a fan-made GTA Online Trailer:

 

That is not fan made. Also I have not seen that message in months.

 

Sure sweetheart, whatever you say, keep on dreamin'.

Edited September 13, 2015 by GradeA-Hole

[Rekia87]

 

I think the Duke O' Death is a perfect example of how much Rockstar doesn't give a sh*t about modders. Now hear me out for a sec... They can implement a system so that when a car that you aren't supposed to have in online is brought over from single player it blows up when entered, but they won't do sh*t about people modding in money? They can't make it so these people have all their money drained, and make it so they can only get money legitimately through Heists, missions and selling personal vehicles, and make it so anybody who mods in UFOs and other random sh*t (looking at you, people who spawn random sh*t into people's garages and making people blow up when they enter said garages) should just be banned. They make another account, ban that one too. Eventually they'll get tired of making new names to mod on and then seeing that account get banned. Rockstar logic: "Modding in money and guns that shoot money? I see nothing wrong here. A car that you aren't supposed to have Online? How f*cking dare you! The cheek of it! We'll make it so the car explodes when you try to drive it!" Why do they give a sh*t about cars from SP being brought to MP now? I don't remember them giving a sh*t when people were bringing Trevor's Bodhi and Franklin's Buffalo S into MP.

u jelly cuz u poor?

How the f*ck does anything I said up there have anything to do with me being poor? Being pissed that they can stop people from bringing the Duke O' Death from SP to MP but won't do sh*t about modders modding money and sh*t means I'm jealous because I'm poor? I may not have much money in this game but the money I do make is legitimate through missions and selling NPC modified cars. So no, I'm not "jelly cuz im poor". I'm pissed that they have more of an issue with a stupid f*cking car than they do with people modding money.

[GIRR]

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

That is all.

And to the guy who posted above me, GTA V got loads of 10/10 reviews because it is the best game ever made and deserves the highest possible ratings. Which is also why I have no respect for anything Gamespot says about anything, ever, until the end of time.

What is wrong with wearing or wanting to wear a cop uniform and how exactly does it make them a child? If R* is to believed eight million people play GTAO a week. Lol there is no such thing as originality in this game, or irl, you just haven't met someone who dresses like you yet. Edited September 13, 2015 by TheEroticCherry

[Shaundi.]

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

 

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

 

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

 

That is all.

 

And to the guy who posted above me, GTA V got loads of 10/10 reviews because it is the best game ever made and deserves the highest possible ratings. Which is also why I have no respect for anything Gamespot says about anything, ever, until the end of time.

I had a good laugh reading this. Seriously, shut the f*ck up with your strong anti-glitch tripe. What's even more funny is you're getting worked up about a glitch that affects absolutely no one.

 

How tall is that horse of yours? 35,000ft? 60,000ft? I'm surprised you're not struggling for oxygen. Get off it. Come back to Earth.

 

Stop taking things seriously.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Shaundi.

[Jmac]

god this game is so FRUSTRATING and EATS UP SO MUCH TIME!!!

 

- the loading is atrocious. sometimes i am in the cloud so long i am pinged out and have to try connecting again.

- setting up heists is a f*cking nightmare with randoms. you wait minutes for people to accept your invite, then someone accepts, joins and then leaves again which leaves me waiting and waiting. i notice those with high ranks especially do this.

- even with buddies, its still a nightmare. i completed heists with some good people last time and when sending invites now they arent interested so effectively the moment you go offline they become randoms again.

- people spending ages customising their stupid costumes for heists when all i do it hit ready straight away. theres always one who takes extra ages. and its those same people who, a few seconds later into the heist, leaves or die!!

- hard is impossible sometimes as you get shot down quickly in no time. while there may be inventories for snacks and armour this takes so long to load and is clunky to use - if i want to run i'm actually using the inventory menu.

- people who leave the heist early after spending 15 minutes setting up should be shot.

- people who troll about in heists should be shot.

- when a mission is failed and you want to restart, i have to press r2 like 20 times before it registers

- i notice i tend to stay in the clouds more than i do on the ground! sometimes i am in the cloud then it zooms to be then it goes to the cloud again and i have to wait minutes again. WTF.

- for heists the trash setup mission is downright impossible. we reach the 3rd or 4th and someone always dies, nomatter how many timeswe do it.

 

today, i went on 9:30 and it took me OVER THIRTY MINUTES to get going with a heist and mission because of the above reasons. i only completed one setup mission in THREE HOURS and am absolutely pissed at the time consuming nature of this game. hell, since starting this game i spend so much time on it i am barely with my family or anyone anymore, this eats up so much of my time and the primary reason for it is the waiting time, i only spend about a third of the time actually playing!!

A few things that may improve your experience.

 

- Boot into an Invite Only session. I find this reduces load times dramatically between setup missions.

- Wait 15-30 seconds before starting the heist. This gives people a chance to back out without forcing you back into free roam.

- Use Player Saved Outfits whenever possible. Also use a heavy combat outfit which will allow you to absorb far more bullets before dying during heists.

- The trash setup mission can be difficult without communication and teamwork, but it can be very easy if everyone knows what to do. The driver needs to position the truck so the collectors can get the trash bags in quickly but also so he can drive out quickly and easily when they've loaded the bags in. The driver should never have to get out of the truck. The co-driver should play the role of bodyguard, getting out of the truck to protect the driver and the collectors, but also make sure he's ready to go when the bags are loaded. Collectors need to grab the first bag at the same time AFTER the driver has the truck in position. After that, one guy grabs the remaining bag while the other collector covers him near the truck. The gas station is the only one where there are 4 bags IIRC. Once all the bags are loaded, everyone should be in/on the truck and the driver needs to get out of the area as quickly as possible.

 

Honestly, if you have more than 1 random, I'd be doing these on Normal. It's not worth the hassle and time on Hard with randoms.

[kulomet333]

Rockstar you must be kidding me

Alone in a lobby, smuggler plane spawns, I store a vehicle in my garage, and the plane fricking dissapears when I get out of my garage.

It was 5 seconds. What the f*ck

[GIRR]

Rockstar you must be kidding me

Alone in a lobby, smuggler plane spawns, I store a vehicle in my garage, and the plane fricking dissapears when I get out of my garage.

It was 5 seconds. What the f*ck

You must of scared it away

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

 

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

 

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

 

That is all.

 

And to the guy who posted above me, GTA V got loads of 10/10 reviews because it is the best game ever made and deserves the highest possible ratings. Which is also why I have no respect for anything Gamespot says about anything, ever, until the end of time.

I had a good laugh reading this. Seriously, shut the f*ck up with your strong anti-glitch tripe. What's even more funny is you're getting worked up about a glitch that affects absolutely no one.

 

How tall is that horse of yours? 35,000ft? 60,000ft? I'm surprised you're not struggling for oxygen. Get off it. Come back to Earth.

 

Stop taking things seriously.

 

 

Glitchers are the ultimate scum of GTA.

 

 

Anyone can get a job or make money in some way.

Please stop talking out of your ass because that's 100% not true.

 

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

 

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

Someone who has NEVER played GTA:SA.

 

Someone who has never played GTA VC either.

Cop Land was my favorite mission btw.

 

 

Vice City is the only GTA I've played that I thought was a step backwards from the previous version (besides the dismemberment). I never beat it, and I'm somebody who played the GTA games as they were released, not on PC, so I never played GTA VC online. I bought the PC versions but by then I didn't care.

[Besty.88]

Joining a mission, Session is full. Do you want to join a queue? Nope! Ok but you'll join the f*cken clouds for a good few mins. I'm hesitant to join some games just because ill end up in the f*cken clouds for ages.

[Besty.88]

 

Joining a mission, Session is full. Do you want to join a queue? Nope! Ok but you'll join the f*cken clouds for a good few mins. I'm hesitant to join some games just because ill end up in the f*cken clouds for ages.

Ikr? It's so freaking dumb how the game doesn't just put you back where you were only seconds before. But nooooo, instead it has to take you out of the session and into a new one.

 

Exactly man! Pisses me off most about this game.

[GIRR]

 

 

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

That is all.

And to the guy who posted above me, GTA V got loads of 10/10 reviews because it is the best game ever made and deserves the highest possible ratings. Which is also why I have no respect for anything Gamespot says about anything, ever, until the end of time.

 

I had a good laugh reading this. Seriously, shut the f*ck up with your strong anti-glitch tripe. What's even more funny is you're getting worked up about a glitch that affects absolutely no one.

How tall is that horse of yours? 35,000ft? 60,000ft? I'm surprised you're not struggling for oxygen. Get off it. Come back to Earth.

Stop taking things seriously.

 

Glitchers are the ultimate scum of GTA.

 

 

Anyone can get a job or make money in some way.

 

Please stop talking out of your ass because that's 100% not true.

 

 

 

The glitched cop uniform is the dumbest outfit in all of GTA.

...and all children (you are automatically a child if you wear the cop uniform - this is not debatable) wearing them should be shot, beaten, stabbed, and reported to the Rockstar Banhammer for being tools, fools, and an embarassment to the tradition of GTA.

 

They are also attention whores who lack creativity. Kick them from all sessions.

Wear clothes a criminal would wear, you dolts.

 

Someone who has NEVER played GTA:SA.

 

Someone who has never played GTA VC either.

Cop Land was my favorite mission btw.

 

Vice City is the only GTA I've played that I thought was a step backwards from the previous version (besides the dismemberment). I never beat it, and I'm somebody who played the GTA games as they were released, not on PC, so I never played GTA VC online. I bought the PC versions but by then I didn't care.I am extremely butt hurt you ignored my question/comment. I put effort into that, and you just rudely passed over it. Like it was some half eaten chicken finger at a buffet Edited September 13, 2015 by TheEroticCherry

[slimeball supreme]

I want to bitch about the people who bitch about bitching.

[GIRR]

@Cameron Star. Yes mother

[zecanelao]

Most of the time I try to join a heist: full lobby.

Most of the time I try to join a mission: player already playing the mission.

[GIRR]

^You could spectate and play once the mission is done

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

I am extremely butt hurt you ignored my question/comment. I put effort into that, and you just rudely passed over it. Like it was some half eaten chicken finger at a buffet

 

Wearing a glitched cop outfit in GTAO is communicating to the community that

 

1. You are too cool for non-glitched outfits.

2. You mock the GTA criminal code by wanting to look like a cop.

3. You don't respect that Rockstar doesn't want you to dress like a cop.

4. You want to irritate other players, who already hate getting killed by the police.

5. You aren't afraid of being reported for glitching, which encourages players to report you.

6. You lack creativity with the tools Rockstar has already given you to express yourself using the vast number of clothing options.

7. You enjoy being annoying.

8. You promote game-breaking and glitching.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Blasterman4EVER

[GIRR]

 

I am extremely butt hurt you ignored my question/comment. I put effort into that, and you just rudely passed over it. Like it was some half eaten chicken finger at a buffet

 

Wearing a glitched cop outfit in GTAO is communicating to the community that

1. You are too cool for non-glitched outfits.

2. You mock the GTA criminal code by wanting to look like a cop.

3. You don't respect that Rockstar doesn't want you to dress like a cop.

4. You want to irritate other players, who already hate getting killed by the police.

5. You aren't afraid of being reported for in-game glitched, which encourages players to report you.

6. You lack creativity with the tools Rockstar has already given you to express yourself using the vast number of clothing options.

7. You enjoy being annoying.

8. You promote game-breaking and glitching.

All of your reasons are understandable, except for number one and four. It's not so much as I think I'm "too cool" for none glitched clothes. It's just different for me and adds a small bit of spice to a slightly bland soup.

 

As for number four. That is completely unintentional, I honestly never gave it any thought. I will admit it can be fun to chase people in a police car with sirens blaring while passive.

 

Note- I do have the police uniform. I don't wear it anymore tho. I have no interest in going to BS.

Edited September 13, 2015 by TheEroticCherry

[Blasterman4EVER]

Aight, aight.

You know what I really hate?

Those stupid wall-riding jobs. Talk about a colossal waste of frustrating time.


And anything called parkour. Oh man, these kids.

 

It's not parkour. It's basic 3D Mario platforming.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Blasterman4EVER

[BarryRiley]

Last Chopper Outta LS - utterly appalling mission design. Someone should be fired for this.

 

Placing a sniper vantage point literally metres from the bad guys on a roof at the same height. Hurr durr let's place a sniper right next to a thousand bad guys

[Blasterman4EVER]

How about base invaders?

Ron's plane was destroyed. Mission failed.

You don't even have to fly the f****** piece of s*** back, so who cares?

[Blasterman4EVER]

 

How about base invaders?

 

Ron's plane was destroyed. Mission failed.

 

You don't even have to fly the f****** piece of s*** back, so who cares?

It's pre-paid for on Ron's ex-wife's credit card

 

I think Ron is gay, man, like Gerald.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Blasterman4EVER