The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[FlourescentBlack]

Impatient people demanding you put the race on supercars, turn the rain of, and immediately start only to leave before 1 lap is completed -_-

[Khaisz]

 

 

Thank god for the server maintenance we had.

I'm still trying to figure out what the heck the maintenance was for because nothing has changed.

Faster load times, I think they stream lined a few things as well as general improvement. You shouldn't say nothing has changed, as you don't know that. It simply hasn't gotten better for you, for others I'm sure it has

 

exactly, for me atleast stuff loads a lot faster then before.

Although I do still get the all player left because they put me in a session on the other side of the world from me.

[Teletesselator]

480 pages of valid legitimate complaints most issues of which ruin the balance of gameplay and detract from the potential fun this game could be delivering - and still Rockstar hasn't a addressed a single one of them!

 

Nice!

 

 

This is my first and last Rockstar purchase!

[Dondara]

I want a button in golf to throw that f*cking putter in the lake

[Khaisz]

I want a button in golf to throw that f*cking putter in the lake

Flat ground, No wind resist, Perfect Putt, Still stops an inch before the hole.

Throw it into the lake? Heck, I want to melt it down into something more usefull like a mug I can beat other golfers with.

Edited August 28, 2015 by Khaisz

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

480 pages of valid legitimate complaints most issues of which ruin the balance of gameplay and detract from the potential fun this game could be delivering - and still Rockstar hasn't a addressed a single one of them!

 

Nice!

 

 

This is my first and last Rockstar purchase!

I, for one, bitch about things that happen/don't happen more so than game misconfigurement. The things I see most people come here to B&M about are things R* couldn't fix, even if they tried. Maybe a third of things ppl complain about here can actually be fixed with R* coding. You're just an overdramatic teen, seemingly having a bad day. Plz take your sour puss elsewhere, it is not welcome here.

[ten-a-penny]

[.....]

You're just an overdramatic teen, seemingly having a bad day. Plz take your sour puss elsewhere, it is not welcome here.

And then people call me being the over-aggressive one. Bah!

 

And the dude didn't say that every single one of the complaints were against R*'s actions.

Edited August 28, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Foamysminion]

Certain rims that you get from LS Customs have the tires on backwards.

 

Usually the right side too. The left side has the tread going in the proper direction but the right side as it going backwards.

 

Shows that Rockstar just took the wheel and tires, and instead of transfering them over for proper tread direction, they just just turned them around and called it a day without even noticing that one side of the car now has it's tires on backwards..

 

That annoys me.

[ten-a-penny]

Certain rims that you get from LS Customs have the tires on backwards.

 

Usually the right side too. The left side has the tread going in the proper direction but the right side as it going backwards.

 

Shows that Rockstar just took the wheel and tires, and instead of transfering them over for proper tread direction, they just just turned them around and called it a day without even noticing that one side of the car now has it's tires on backwards..

 

That annoys me.

Can you provide a screenshot? I'd like to see how this thing works.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

[.....]

You're just an overdramatic teen, seemingly having a bad day. Plz take your sour puss elsewhere, it is not welcome here.

And then people call me being the over-aggressive one. Bah!

 

And the dude didn't say that every single one of the complaints were against R*'s actions.

My post is far from aggressive and is severly lacking in the childish insults that so often infest YOUR posts. Also, he pretty much said everything was complaints that R* could somehow fix. You try too hard penny, and then fail. It makes you look worse than what you want people to assume about you.

[ten-a-penny]

 

And then people call me being the over-aggressive one. Bah!

And the dude didn't say that every single one of the complaints were against R*'s actions.

My post is far from aggressive

lmao.

[.....]

You're just an overdramatic teen, seemingly having a bad day. Plz take your sour puss elsewhere, it is not welcome here.

If THAT is not aggressive then I don't know.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

 

And then people call me being the over-aggressive one. Bah!

And the dude didn't say that every single one of the complaints were against R*'s actions.

My post is far from aggressive

lmao.

 

[.....]

You're just an overdramatic teen, seemingly having a bad day. Plz take your sour puss elsewhere, it is not welcome here.

If THAT is not aggressive then I don't know.

 

Your oversized font is another fail penny, along with your reading comprehension and understanding.

Edited August 28, 2015 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[Claptrap NL]

WHy do I get people lower than rank 60 when I search on 'skilled' players... even worse: Join quick on a mission, highest rank in there is 16....

[Foamysminion]

 

Certain rims that you get from LS Customs have the tires on backwards.

 

Usually the right side too. The left side has the tread going in the proper direction but the right side as it going backwards.

 

Shows that Rockstar just took the wheel and tires, and instead of transfering them over for proper tread direction, they just just turned them around and called it a day without even noticing that one side of the car now has it's tires on backwards..

 

That annoys me.

Can you provide a screenshot? I'd like to see how this thing works.

 

I can't provide a screen shot as I'm not sure how to do it, but there are plenty of customized on the site I can use.

 

For example: http://gtaforums.com/topic/618309-screenshots-topic-custom-rides-garages/page-737

 

On the last page there is a post by a user named Carrythxd that shows a van from the rear with the license plate "vanlyfe" or that approximate.

 

If you look closely at the tread, you'll see that the tread pattern is opposite for the wheels. one has the tread oriented for front rolling, the one on the left I believe. And the other for backwards rolling, the one on the right. You can tell as the water grooves come to a point to illustrate as to which is which.

 

I think this bug or display issue only happens on muscle rims that use that style of tire as I know the Sabre Turbo in the same post is using muscle rims which has that style of tire.

[BMWSauberF1.08]

It has been always been like that since III, the wheels on the driver's side (3D era)/passenger's side (HD era) aren't mirrored, they are rotated by 180 degrees.

But actually all the wheels suffer from this issue, even stock ones.

Edited August 28, 2015 by JohnnyK

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

How do you die on the way to the bank in PS? Let me tell ya. First, you show up with a motorcycle. When everyone leaves the apartment you blow up your mates vehicles. Thankfully, one of us got in b4 you could blow em all, and then you take off towards the bank on your bike. Head-on an NPC, go flying, then get smoked by another scared NPC, because of your explosive antics, in the middle of the street. Karma, bitch. Next time, don't be such a douche. Smh...

[Arrows to Athens]

I love this game. No problems for me at all. Playable, fun and not a waste of my time. Rockstar are tremendous coders.

[Rekia87]

I love this game. No problems for me at all. Playable, fun and not a waste of my time. Rockstar are tremendous coders.

I really hope you're being sarcastic.

[hyperar]

I love this game. No problems for me at all. Playable, fun and not a waste of my time. Rockstar are tremendous coders.

It's a great game, unfortunately, MP is not the same after Heists, almost no new Contact Missions, repetitive as hell. SP feels stripped down, basic features such as garage, safehouses, car insurance are missing, why would i spend millions on car modding if there's no more than 5 or 6 races, and missions like I Fought The Law forces you to use a standard car, how much more fun would it be to do that mission on your own modded car?.

 

I see GTA V and Online like amazing games, but considering how much better they could have been leaves me with a bittersweet feeling.

[ten-a-penny]

 

I love this game. No problems for me at all. Playable, fun and not a waste of my time. Rockstar are tremendous coders.

It's a great game, unfortunately, MP is not the same after Heists, almost no new Contact Missions, repetitive as hell. SP feels stripped down, basic features such as garage, safehouses, car insurance are missing, why would i spend millions on car modding if there's no more than 5 or 6 races, and missions like I Fought The Law forces you to use a standard car, how much more fun would it be to do that mission on your own modded car?.

 

I see GTA V and Online like amazing games, but considering how much better they could have been leaves me with a bittersweet feeling.

For once, I agree with you.

GTAV and GTA:Online. Great games, amazing concept, yet almost everything is poorly executed and introduced.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

I love this game. No problems for me at all. Playable, fun and not a waste of my time. Rockstar are tremendous coders.

I really hope you're being sarcastic.

 

I was. And in response to hyperar, the Online mode has so much potential to be better and more diverse than what it already is. The problem is that the game gets worse with every update that gets issued. Something just goes bump in the coding that f*cks up a certain aspect of the game. The crew colours for example. And why isn't there lobby filters yet? smh.

Edited August 28, 2015 by Fearx--

[ten-a-penny]

I was. And in response to hyperar, the Online mode has so much potential to be better and more diverse than what it already is. The problem is that the game gets worse with every update that gets issued. Something just goes bump in the coding that f*cks up a certain aspect of the game.

This x100000000000000. The game was AMAZING in June and July last year during 1.14 and 1.15 Patches. I had my most fun during that time. The game went downhill quickly since the Christmas update, and the second update after the Heists Patch literally broke EVERYTHING that was left unbroken. Its unreal.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

I was. And in response to hyperar, the Online mode has so much potential to be better and more diverse than what it already is. The problem is that the game gets worse with every update that gets issued. Something just goes bump in the coding that f*cks up a certain aspect of the game.

This x100000000000000. The game was AMAZING in June and July last year during 1.14 and 1.15 Patches. I had my most fun during that time. The game went downhill quickly since the Christmas update, and the second update after the Heists Patch literally broke EVERYTHING that was left unbroken. Its unreal.

 

 

I kinda miss the old payout system as well. I loved grinding Method in the madness with the strategy I came up with and getting $17000+ 5000+ RP every 5 minutes. Sure it would get very repetitive and there was less diversity but it was easier and quicker to make large sums of money and RP.

Edited August 28, 2015 by Fearx--

[jdwarfer]

I disagree with the forum staff to allow modded cars in the "rate the car above" thread. It's complete bullsh*t.

A car from another source than GTA V and Online should not be rated as a GTA V or Online car just because you put it there. It's a f*cking nonsense.

And I won't discuss this anymore.

Edited August 28, 2015 by jdwarfer

[Abysmal]

why rockstar secretly pu theatrical mask only in heist

why they don't sale it permanently in the mask shop
@!#@!#@!$!#[email protected]#$#%#$%#$%

[hyperar]

 

I was. And in response to hyperar, the Online mode has so much potential to be better and more diverse than what it already is. The problem is that the game gets worse with every update that gets issued. Something just goes bump in the coding that f*cks up a certain aspect of the game.

This x100000000000000. The game was AMAZING in June and July last year during 1.14 and 1.15 Patches. I had my most fun during that time. The game went downhill quickly since the Christmas update, and the second update after the Heists Patch literally broke EVERYTHING that was left unbroken. Its unreal.

 

You seem to have technical issues while my complain is not that, but how the game has changed after the Heists DLC, such us now every piece of new content has the most ridiculous price tag, and the fact that there are almost(?) no new contact missions, which is what people play the most, instead we have those stupid versus missions. If you see older CM you see that they had a story, maybe bad but they had one, now we have "bikers have to get to X before truckers blow them up", WTF Martin, what the hell happened to you?. We have heists that give a lot of money making older content very cheap and easy to get and new content is just ti expensive considering the negative experience Heists are.

 

As you can see, i think we're complaining about different things. Plus you're on LG, which has it's own set of problems, i personally have no technical issues on PS4.

Edited August 28, 2015 by hyperar

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

I was. And in response to hyperar, the Online mode has so much potential to be better and more diverse than what it already is. The problem is that the game gets worse with every update that gets issued. Something just goes bump in the coding that f*cks up a certain aspect of the game.

This x100000000000000. The game was AMAZING in June and July last year during 1.14 and 1.15 Patches. I had my most fun during that time. The game went downhill quickly since the Christmas update, and the second update after the Heists Patch literally broke EVERYTHING that was left unbroken. Its unreal.

 

You seem to have technical issues while my complain is not that, but how the game has changed after the Heists DLC, such us now every piece of new content has the most ridiculous price tag, and the fact that there are almost(?) no new contact missions, which is what people play the most, instead we have those stupid versus missions. If you see older CM you see that they had a story, maybe bad but they had one, now we have "bikers have to get to X before truckers blow them up", WTF Martin, what the hell happened to you?. We have heists that give a lot of money making older content very cheap and easy to get and new content is just ti expensive considering the negative experience Heists are.

 

As you can see, i think we're complaining about different things. Plus you're on LG, which has it's own set of problems, i personally have no technical issues on PS4.

 

The general connection problems affect all platforms, not just LG.

[R3CON]

I disagree with the forum staff to allow modded cars in the "rate the car above" thread. It's complete bullsh*t.

A car from another source than GTA V and Online should not be rated as a GTA V or Online car just because you put it there. It's a f*cking nonsense.

And I won't discuss this anymore.

 

I agree, Last time I checked a majority of members were against modded cars in the thread.

 

This isn't Forza or Autoblog. It's Grand Theft Auto. I can understand people playing with modded cars, but as far as the thread is concerned there's no real skill in making a real life car look good in a video game. It's out of place.

 

We might as well have people upload real world Instagram pics to the Miss Los Santos contest.

[CrysisAverted]

In continuation from

 

 

Be bored

decide to do some races

first race is a loopty f*cking loop custom race thats rigged with a secret finish

get 2nd

try another race with a different lobby

race is another crappy custom race with ramps you need to drive up to get to first point

my super car (along with everyone else's) is too low to ride up the ramp

I try for a good 15 minutes before leaving

try again

that 1 vapid blade race

race begins, holding second and about to take 1st when 3rd comes up behind and crashes into 1st who crashes into me

the collision with me sends me off the f*cking elevated highway while 1st and 3rd are f*cking fine

I have to respawn, manage to catch up against the odds and dirty racers, my 1337 catchup and slipstream skills can't compete with the other guys 1337 catchup and slipstream skills, I end up 2nd

decide to stick around because finally a lobby with more than 3 people

sanchez race around sandy shores

hold 1st but catchup and slipstream are a bitch

someguy swipes into me and causes me to eat it while he remains fine

manage to catchup because he eventually got his I guess, try the same sh*t to him but I eat it again thanks to the magnificent physics engine

don't recall my position at the end, stick around still

at the races, going in circles in my brawler ftw

drive directly into sanchez with slipstream on me, sanchez racers don't f*cking fall off

still manage 1st every lap until the very last stretch

master of all catchup slams me into rail and gets 1st

stick around

our lobby is joined into a massive congestion charge lobby

I was not fully aware of the unholy events about to unfold that would shorten my lifespan by several decades.

video to come

 

 

 

Captured from three races (majority the first two)

Show clips from 2nd race then 1st then 3rd for some odd reason

The last race even though I got in 2 massive collisions at the very start and shortly after I managed 1st place up until it became a race to slow down so one could benefit from slipstream at the last second, I lost that race and ended up third after having two f*ckers rocket past me at the last trucking second.

 

 

 

basically the video

race starts before countdown ends

cars teleporting

crashing

respawn

crashing

slipstream kicking in on hard corners

cars shoving me outta bounds every second

Edited August 28, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[GIRR]

I think you made that guy die at 1:50