The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[saintsrow]

Just played "Signal" for the first time since 2x Heists ended...grabbed the helicopter, got to the island first, cleared almost everyone, one of the randoms get AVI. 10 seconds after the cutscene a player dies. How does that even happen? Restart mission, I say to hell with it since I've already done my fair share I'm just going to stay in the shed and wait for Avi to be delivered. No need to have more than one person in the boat anyways. They can't deliver him in time. I leave...this wasn't worth my time at 53k, it's definitely not worth it at 26k

Conspiracy alert: Heists were created to stop the GTA0 community from their constant grinding of easy contact missions, which predictably nets a huge wad of cash every night. Heist income per hour, averaged across the GTA0 population, is probably about 1/4 of the income from easy grinding.

Edited August 11, 2015 by saintsrow

[Shadowfennekin]

I hate I delivered the last blow to a tank user with my Hydra yet it doesn't even award me the kill. It says he "died"

 

I don't care about my K/D but when I do fly bys in a area where it's hard to do that with him still in range due to varying height buildings I expect to be awarded my damn kill.

[GR Choke]

Mods on here really don't know what a joke is and don't have a feeling for humor.

''Entry added by Raavi. Type: Verbal Warning. In: MeowMix99914 appreciation thread.

Given 1 points - expire on Sep 08 2015 10:06 PM.''

And it's alway him giving warnings. LOL.

Power hungry

[The Lone Wanderer]

sh*t DICK sh*t DICK

sh*t DICK sh*t DICK

sh*t DICK sh*t DICK

[iSaint9]

I hate this game.

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

[Gridl0k]

sh*t DICK sh*t DICK

sh*t DICK sh*t DICK

sh*t DICK sh*t DICK

 

Dick licker.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

I wish those little redneck bastards would stay in there little call of duty/minecraft/Disney infinity game and stop trolling in contact missions. Met a fine bunch in Los Santos connection this morning.

Edited August 11, 2015 by jerryinohio78

[Rekia87]

Taking a break from Criminal Mastermind challenge last night and doing LS Connection and this guy who snuck in (wasn't really paying attention, must have left it so randoms can join) heads straight to the airport and sits there while I do everything. Get to the airport, get in the Buzzard and this assh*le pulls me out, then crashes it into the plane at the end of the runway. He then comes back, and goes berserk with his rocket launcher and grenade launcher and blowing everything in the hangar to kingdom come. We head up the stairs to get the coke and this wanna be troll, with me watching, blows up the coke. He gets on mic, "Ha ha, you failed, sucks to be you, retard!" Joke's on you, d¡cktard, even if the coke gets blown up, you can still finish the mission. I grab the Granger that he miraculously hadn't blown up yet, blow up the last two Buzzards then head to my Osiris and zoom to Madrazo's and then sit there in the hopes he'll just leave when he sees I'm not gonna hit the market in Madrazo's hoe's driveway. Get up to get a drink and make food, come back, and this idiot is trying to push my car into the marker with a damn Issi. I finish because he clearly ain't gonna leave and I just want my money. If you're gonna be a troll, at least be a better troll than that. Or don't even troll in the first place...

[LordRaijin]

Was doing a Gerald mission (you had to steal coke) with some random players about an hour ago, and one of the f*cker couldn't even drive right... instead crashed right into me causing me to fall off of my bike thus wasted an entire super armor that cost me money to get. Of course I died when I came to the scene because I wasn't going to use up my snacks... I returned back to the mission to purposely failed it by blowing up the coke with my grenade launcher.

 

If you're going to be an asshole by running me over when I'm driving my bike... I will make your game play hell too. Learn to f*cking drive next time.

Edited August 11, 2015 by LordRaijin

[JaegerPilot1]

f*cking Rockstar and their sh*tty ass plug and play servers. Got kicked out of a GREAT lobby due to an unknown network error and now I keep getting this "Timed Out Session" sh*t.

 

Now I am stuck in the f*cking clouds. f*cking bullsh*t

 

They make all this money off of f*cking cash cards and they cannot even buy decent servers.

Edited August 11, 2015 by JaegerPilot1

[ten-a-penny]

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

So, let me get this straight....

Even if you can play and run every online game excluding Grand Fart Auto: Online, almost flawlessly, with no lag or whatsoever, you still have bad connection issues?

 

You do realize that if it was actually *my* internet connection's fault, I shouldn't be able to play ANY online game without lag issues, right?

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

So, let me get this straight....

Even if you can play and run every online game excluding Grand Fart Auto: Online, almost flawlessly, with no lag or whatsoever, you still have bad connection issues?

 

You do realize that if it was actually *my* internet connection's fault, I shouldn't be able to play ANY online game without lag issues, right?

OMG, you are still on this penny? Ffs, you are obsessed with this thing you couldn't possibly be wrong about...just stop and give it up already...

[Vik]

I tried 3 times getting into a session,finally loaded in.

 

Admiring my garage,I decided to take my old chradder for a spin.

 

What happens 10 seconds later?

 

"Connection to an active session has been lost.Please return to GTAO"

 

So the game decides to load me to a new session.This happens 4 times,now im booted in SP with the last location my online character was...frozen

 

I just booted up my save edited Batman AC and Payday 2 Demo,I wasted 10 minutes just to start playing the game.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

So, let me get this straight....

Even if you can play and run every online game excluding Grand Fart Auto: Online, almost flawlessly, with no lag or whatsoever, you still have bad connection issues?

 

You do realize that if it was actually *my* internet connection's fault, I shouldn't be able to play ANY online game without lag issues, right?

OMG, you are still on this penny? Ffs, you are obsessed with this thing you couldn't possibly be wrong about...just stop and give it up already...

Ironic.

Aren't you the same tough guy who think he's the sh*t because he runs people over in an AK, then start whining when he gets called out of his pathetic way at killing people?

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

 

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

So, let me get this straight....

Even if you can play and run every online game excluding Grand Fart Auto: Online, almost flawlessly, with no lag or whatsoever, you still have bad connection issues?

 

You do realize that if it was actually *my* internet connection's fault, I shouldn't be able to play ANY online game without lag issues, right?

OMG, you are still on this penny? Ffs, you are obsessed with this thing you couldn't possibly be wrong about...just stop and give it up already...Ironic.

Aren't you the same tough guy who think he's the sh*t because he runs people over in an AK, then start whining when he gets called out of his pathetic way at killing people?

What? I'm in the stands pal, when you come out of deep left field, I may be able to comprehend you're nonsense, until then, it's all jibberish coming from you.

[JaegerPilot1]

 

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

So, let me get this straight....

Even if you can play and run every online game excluding Grand Fart Auto: Online, almost flawlessly, with no lag or whatsoever, you still have bad connection issues?

 

You do realize that if it was actually *my* internet connection's fault, I shouldn't be able to play ANY online game without lag issues, right?

 

I know. It is automatically on OUR end if we have a problem with Rockstar's sh*tty plug and play servers even though we do not have this problem with other games.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

Wow, nice internet connection pal.

So, let me get this straight....

Even if you can play and run every online game excluding Grand Fart Auto: Online, almost flawlessly, with no lag or whatsoever, you still have bad connection issues?

 

You do realize that if it was actually *my* internet connection's fault, I shouldn't be able to play ANY online game without lag issues, right?

I know. It is automatically on OUR end if we have a problem with Rockstar's sh*tty plug and play servers even though we do not have this problem with other games.

Somebody gives me ONE reason why MTA:SA, a f*cking fan-made multiplayer mod for GTA:SA, has better servers than this clusterf*ck.

 

Or is Dumbass-star are too poor to get some dedicated servers? I swear, if I could play online without paying a fee for Plus on PS4, I would gladly get a PS4 and play The Elders Scroll: Online. The game seems fun compared to this sh*t.

[LightningLord]

 

I hate this game.

Wow, nice internet connection pal.My Internet connection is fine. The game is being a bitch, lol. Edited August 11, 2015 by LightningLord

[Kushology]

Draw distance, the struggle is real..also, f*ck the draw distance.

 

 

 

 

[ten-a-penny]

Skyrim, maybe not as large as V's map, but holy Hell, the draw distance is just amazing.

If you are on The Throat of The world (the highest mountain in Skyrim and the whole planet) in a clear night you can CLEARLY see Red Mountain.... And that mountain is in the province Morrowind, beyond the game barriers.

Edited August 11, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Kushology]

Skyrim, maybe not as large as V's map, but holy Hell, the draw distance is just amazing.

If you are on The Throat of The world (the highest mountain in Skyrim and the whole planet) in a clear night you can CLEARLY see Red Mountain.... And that mountain is in the province Morrowind, beyond the game barriers.

I'm talking more so about the draw distance of things spawning/despawning around you. At one point I was looking where the Swift landed and it was no where to be seen until I got closer to the ground, that's when you can hear the Swift hit the ground ever so slighty that it doesn't blow up like I wanted it to so I could call a new one.

 

and I'm not much of a Skyrim fan, I fell asleep watching my brother in law play it..

[~TKP~]

Must admit loving all these bans being handed out. Pity R* aren't as quick tho to fix their online experience also.

[feloniousrick]

Got to play for the first time in a week. Random contact mission, rooftop rumble.

 

Asshat with the package wants to wait for full payout. Really?

[ten-a-penny]

and I'm not much of a Skyrim fan, I fell asleep watching my brother in law play it..

 

You now what say?!

[LordRaijin]

Giving this person a spot on this forum to bitch and moan about being put in the bad sports lobby for 2 years (LOL).

 

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/204666038-Bad-sport-is-completely-exaggerated-RANT-

[Agent Smiz]

People who climb onto nearby buildings in Rockets vs Insurgents maps so they can't be knocked down but can fire rockets back: Go do one.

[Shadowfennekin]

Got to play for the first time in a week. Random contact mission, rooftop rumble.

 

Asshat with the package wants to wait for full payout. Really?

Same happened to me today. Had a Daily Objective to do Contact mission, joined one. Surprise.... it was Rooftop Rumble. Tried to quit but host slammed that start button for Chop before I could leave.

 

I decided to go get my Savage and aim the cannon inside not wanting to use ammo. Clear out the guys, package carrier gets in my Savage. I take him to Madrazos and he goes across the street and does the Air Thrusting. After 10 minutes he FINALLY delivers it.

[Rekia87]

 

Got to play for the first time in a week. Random contact mission, rooftop rumble.

 

Asshat with the package wants to wait for full payout. Really?

Same happened to me today. Had a Daily Objective to do Contact mission, joined one. Surprise.... it was Rooftop Rumble. Tried to quit but host slammed that start button for Chop before I could leave.

 

I decided to go get my Savage and aim the cannon inside not wanting to use ammo. Clear out the guys, package carrier gets in my Savage. I take him to Madrazos and he goes across the street and does the Air Thrusting. After 10 minutes he FINALLY delivers it.

All that just for an extra, what, ten grand? Ten grand that you could have made doing another contact mission from the voting screen...

[CrysisAverted]

doing heists with randoms

 

 

 

 

just gotta kill this last dude

 

Edited August 12, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Tampa]

Get into a car meet, start flashing off my ride.

 

During the cruise to the spot, my game lags and I crash into some c*nts panto.

 

I apologize, he clearly does not give a f*ck as he lights me up as we reach the Burton LSC, and destroys my car.

 

Noone even lifts a finger while he kills me, but the moment I drop this bastard, some FaZe wannabe cocksucker miniguns me.

 

All hell breaks loose as a good friend of mine takes out this FaZe wanker only to be killed by the leader of the meet, some preteen douchebag.

 

"No killing!"

 

Randumbs at their finest.