The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Between3and20chars]

For some reason, all the Zentorno drivers I encounter in this game don't really know any other way of passing someone on the road aside from "ram the f*cker through."

[hyperar]

For some reason, all the Zentorno drivers I encounter in this game don't really know any other way of passing someone on the road aside from "ram the f*cker through."

It's a general thing, not just Zentornos

[LordRaijin]

For some reason, all the Zentorno drivers I encounter in this game don't really know any other way of passing someone on the road aside from "ram the f*cker through."

 

I have a habit of ramming pedestrians in cars with my Armored car. I just like the sound of their heads slamming on the horn of the steering wheel

[CrysisAverted]

ds4 f*cking sucks, basically got to charge it every time I play

[Feurian42]

Damnit! Get on to do a Pac Stan heist. All friends are in heists already so I get one friend and some randoms. First roll 15 minutes to get 4 players to stay and poof, one quits at the next loading screen. Second roll, 10 minutes then one player leaves at the start sending me to the eternal clouds. Get back in, invite friend and get two randoms. Me and friend get to the last van, oh did I mention this was just the first setup? Anyway, last van, one of the randoms shoots at the last van we restart and someone leaves. Re-roll randoms again and get started, new random quits after getting the first van. Re-roll random again, this one quit after the second van. Re-roll random, new random rams into the first van he sees, driver alerted,FAILURE. Re-roll random again, a level 1 joins and the "view player info" has disappeared from the menu. He has a mic so I ask "Is this a real level 1 or is this a second character?" He replies, "No, I'm a level 1, I have never played GTA Online before." So for a laugh I tell him he will have to use his phone to take a picture of the vans and his reply was "Woahhh, there are phones in this game?" "How do I use it?"

 

f*ck it, I try to be nice, patient, a teacher of sorts. These people just plain suck ass and are dumber than hell. There is no reason for a person that cannot launch his phone let alone a heist to be able to join.

[CrysisAverted]

shoot police helicopter 4 times with heavy sniper, still won't f*cking die.

[CrysisAverted]

about to deliver avi and finish signal

see dude die

heart sinks but remember we have another life

another dude dies the second I complete that though

 

we retry

let chauffeur them chofer avi

they run out the clock they can't lose the popo

 

figure I'll carry them and avi

go out of my way to find a car that can seat everyone

luckily enough I find a bison

drive up to them

they are trying to go up a f*cking hill

they ignore me and continue to try going up the hill

~5 minutes later they all make it up the hill and they find a bison

oh ok

they drive off a cliff at full speed and die

they still have to less than 2 minutes to drive all the way to the location and lose the cops

nope the f*ck out

exit heist

Edited August 5, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

unpassive to take down nearby smuggler plane

take it down

get no money

get killed by Hydra

[Between3and20chars]

people who insist on riding double on the lectro in pac-standard finale, and sticking x-actly to the GPS route.

 

squeakers who start crying for the whole lobby to hear when they get killed but refuse to go passive and demand that we let them get free kills or give them money

 

the scariest sight in this game is a red jet icon on the mini-map

Edited August 5, 2015 by Between3and20chars

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Wat dafuq Pegasus? I call you for my hydra and charge me 200$ for it. No problem, only when I get to the hospital, alakazam, it houdini's itself and I get some bullsh*t message about "not having a safe place to deliver"...Yeah, hello? I was right there you stupid [email protected] Then, I call you back and you charge me another 200$ to spawn it down by the docks...omg, you suck wang Pegasus...hope you use some of my hard earned cash to buy a ballpark hot dog that's 6 weeks old and contains salmonella. *middle finger*

[Shadowfennekin]

How come I'm always the one who can move last when exiting the bank, even on restarts? It's like everyone else starts to just dash out in unprotected clothes meanwhile I can't move until a few seconds and slowly come outside like a turtle. *smh*

 

Also, shoot smuggler down get the three stars. Plane is close to the ground now. Hydra comes bursting out of nowhere and kills me. Plane explodes that same second..... he gets the 30 k? What the f*ck game?

[CrysisAverted]

well thats it, three hours of attempting setups and finales and the result?

we passed one f*cking setup

 

jesus R* why do you always lump me with the crappiest players

even COD has better balanced matchmaking you scrubs

[GR Choke]

i love how the HL misses police helicopters

[Mrnrfan182]

In private session, get invite to Bikes. I think, "sweet, easy 53k." Join, "session full". That's cool, just drop me back off in my private session please...nope, cloud of hell. Finally land in public session, time passes, invite for "convoy" pops up. What the hell, it can be easy and it's close to the finale. I'll prove my worth, do "bikes" next and then a finale. "Session full". Cloud of hell. Turn off PS4, watch Doogie Howser

[Rooni]

This happens EVERY time.

When two MCs duke it out in Free Roam, there is ALWAYS two (or more) RANDOMS that join it and shoot everyone. Usually one is on foot, and the other MLG Pro is always in a jet. Why do randoms do this? When I see two crews duke it out, do you know what I think? "Wow. I'll stay out of that area." Not "WOW! 24 PEOPLE FIGHTING?! I'LL GO AND SHOOT EVERYONE THEN RUN AWAY AFTER I GET RAPED BY SAID 24 PEOPLE!"

Also, why do most MCs get butthurt when The Lost joins a lobby? 'hurr durr look its the lost. they're not a reel mc. theyre fagits. lets shoot em'.

[TarHeelJohn]

The heist group I was just with was so bad... I had to go smoke a bowl just to calm down.

[Shadowfennekin]

Wow..... the chrome Zentorno backing into the Lost clubhouse got wrecked. Going backwards won't help you against them! I decide to join the party I got invited to and lo and behold..... it really was a kid. At least they knew what to do on the Finale though.

[CrysisAverted]

finally decide to try and get cop outfit via crooked cop shiz

host alone

host alone

host alone

get in lobby, 6 players, turns to just me and host, f*cker is afk I leave after 5 minutes alone

join, kicked

join kicked

join kicked

join 5 people lobby I even it out, kicked

host alone

 

f*ck

[Tails Prower]

Well my bitch n moan of the day is on Handle With Care mission that Martin sends from time to time.

 

I had not played this mission in a long time and it came through on my phone last night after finish 2 runs of Pacific Standard heist so I thought

what the hell I'll play it as I was close to a level up.

 

Never finished it. I don't know if the difficulties always been this way or there are current bugs in the mission but four attempts, four fails.

 

First time take the A Kuruma and successfully kill all the guards outside then I beach the Kuruma trying to squeeze it inside the dockyard and a

guy on the 2nd floor headshots me through the window - mission fail.

 

Second time I go in with the Buzzard and kill all the ground guys get the bag and make it outside and then some dude in a Shotgun who was

INSIDE the building spawns behind me when I'm hiding between the crates shooting the guys at the boats and headshot - mission fail.

 

Third time I go in with Kuruma and manage to kill all the guards and grab the bag, make it on the boats and then all four chasing boats spawn

in the same location, I stop the boat, fall through and shot dead underwater - mission fail.

 

Fourth time I go in on foot and kill the guards, see one of them is hiding behind a dumpster on the ground floor under where the bag is, I send

an RPG his way and the explosion destroys the bag above - mission fail and I'm like what?

 

Had no idea there was an explosive recoil range that could blow other things up but how it managed to destroy the bag on a solid floor above

where I'd aimed is still lost on me. I doubt I will ever reattempt this mission.

[topkek]

 

we srsly need time penalties for collisions

 

 

Knowing this game, that would just result in cases of innocent drivers getting the time penalty while the dirty drivers get away with collisions because of lag and glitches. Maybe it could work in some other game but no, not in GTAO.

Edited August 5, 2015 by topkek

[CrysisAverted]

so this dude was dropping millions on the floor on ps4 and wouldn't stop spamming me to come get it

[Stoakzee]

so this dude was dropping millions on the floor on ps4 and wouldn't stop spamming me to come get it

Where's the GIF?

[Claptrap NL]

What's with these f*cking retards not taking cover in Survival and play like they're in Call of Duty aka Rambo style....

Especially on Boneyard where you can reach wave 10 with 2 guys easily, if the other sh*thead takes cover...

[ciel]

I want the cop outfit but I hate doing glitches cos they never work for me, either that or I'm just sh*t.

[topkek]

Do you ever have those days when you feel like the whole game is against you?

[Coleco]

Do you ever have those days when you feel like the whole game is against you?

 

I feel your feels... it's not just you, don't worry

[Rekia87]

Second Pac Standard finale of the night, because the first finale crashed and burned. Everything goes swimmingly, until we get to the alley. Idiot with the money doesn't know the shortcuts and gets ripped to shreds. Invite him to me and a friend's party, and tell him what the dealio is, and what way to go to avoid most of the fuzz. He proceeds to bitch and rant, "NO! You can't do that! My dad worked on these Heists and says you can't do that! That's a modder move! You guys are modders! You're trying to get me banned!" Finally we shut him up and said if he thinks we're wrong, then try our way. Fail a second time because he won't go the shortcut way. He finally decided to sack up and we take the shortcuts and he brings us into his apartment, gets his Armoured Kuruma and proceeds to take the whole, entire, g*ddamn, f*cking bike route. We tell him that taking the highway past the Fleeca bank would be faster. He again goes on a 'You're trying to get me banned because that's cheating' rant and we finally get to the boat with a minute left on the clock. Guy gets in the boat and proceeds to drive as slow as possible in hopes of not beaching the boat. After I toss his ass off and gun it to the ocean, we finally get it done. I'm glad they made it so you don't lose money because we would have lost a good three hundred grand because of this guy who just wouldn't listen. Yes, random, I totally just hop from Heist to Heist trying to get people banned... What the hell is wrong with you?

Edited August 5, 2015 by Rekia87

[LordRaijin]

Just a few moments ago I was playing the van mission on the Pac heist when all of the sudden my screen freezes for a brief moment until i got the black screen of death with the infamous ERRGFX error.

 

I gotta love the relationship that Rockstar and Nvidia has. They must really hate each other because I do not get this error on any of the other games that I have... just this one.

 

Because of this error, and forcing me to quit the heist mission I now received a point against my account, and one step to the bad sports lobby for being a bad sports... yeah thanks a lot f*cking Cockstar!

Edited August 5, 2015 by LordRaijin

[hyperar]

ds4 f*cking sucks, basically got to charge it every time I play

I find it quite uncomfortable, after an hour or so, the finger i use to accelerate starts to hurt, i wish i could use DS3 controller

 

To the f*cker that left PS Finale when we were a mile away from the jump site after several retries, hope you die an agonizing death.

Edited August 5, 2015 by hyperar

[Nick1020]

So why was that pic I posted on Miss Los Santos thread deleted?