The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[hyperar]

Um, except I can, so long as I can 'find' the user?

PS Button > Far right on the PS3 dashboard > Find Players > Dude's username > Profile. Depends on how fast your PS3 can load up the dashboard.

That's not being discussed here, is it?

[WildBrick142]

>Tries to join random's freemode session

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Shuts down console.

 

Sometimes I wonder if they are actually capable of fixing something that is broken...

[ten-a-penny]

 

Um, except I can, so long as I can 'find' the user?

PS Button > Far right on the PS3 dashboard > Find Players > Dude's username > Profile. Depends on how fast your PS3 can load up the dashboard.

That's not being discussed here, is it?

Irony.

 

Wasn't it you who started all this nonsense?

[ciel]

Is this still going on? Lol

 

I had 2 minutes left until I survived a bounty in public session, some asshat goes off radar in one of those mini coopers, (I forget the name) and sticky bombs me.

 

*leaves session*

[hyperar]

 

 

Um, except I can, so long as I can 'find' the user?

PS Button > Far right on the PS3 dashboard > Find Players > Dude's username > Profile. Depends on how fast your PS3 can load up the dashboard.

That's not being discussed here, is it?

 

Irony.

 

Wasn't it you who started all this nonsense?

 

What nonsense?, i'm talking to a person, what is wrong with you?

[ciel]

>Tries to join random's freemode session

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Yes

>Drives off in random places

>Space available, wanna join?

>Yes

>Do you want to queue?

>Shuts down console.

 

Sometimes I wonder if they are actually capable of fixing something that is broken...

This always happens to me, finally when I join the session it tells me players are voting to kick me out and then I got sent to SP.

 

It's a f*cking joke

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

Um, except I can, so long as I can 'find' the user?

PS Button > Far right on the PS3 dashboard > Find Players > Dude's username > Profile. Depends on how fast your PS3 can load up the dashboard.

That's not being discussed here, is it?

Irony.

 

Wasn't it you who started all this nonsense?

What nonsense?, i'm talking to a person, what is wrong with you?

Wasn't it you who started all this rabble AKA "u better learn Spanish!"?

[hyperar]

 

 

 

 

Um, except I can, so long as I can 'find' the user?

PS Button > Far right on the PS3 dashboard > Find Players > Dude's username > Profile. Depends on how fast your PS3 can load up the dashboard.

That's not being discussed here, is it?

 

Irony.

 

Wasn't it you who started all this nonsense?

 

What nonsense?, i'm talking to a person, what is wrong with you?

 

Wasn't it you who started all this rabble AKA "u better learn Spanish!"?

 

It was a joke comment jackass. I still don't know why i bother to answer you troll posts.

[ten-a-penny]

It was a joke comment jackass. I still don't know why i bother to answer you troll posts.

lmao.

The Rockstar Ass-kisser who apparently blames your internet connection even though you don't have any issues with other multiplayer games just called me a troll.

 

[CosmoMau5]

Join a Pc lobby with randoms, we do every setup without a hitch and they even teach me quicker ways to do the setups (I rarely do heists as thy are more frustrating than fun). We get to the finale, and host gives everyone 25% instead of 40,20etc. 30 seconds in hosts disconnects. We start up again I disconnect. Everyone disconnected once over the multiple times he hosted. If I can play Halo reach and gears Co-op without any problems, why the f*ck can't I play GTA heists, without any connection problems. R* reinvest som of the sharkcard money into the servers and patching please.

Edited August 4, 2015 by CosmoMau5

[ten-a-penny]

Aaaand Skyrim has more replay-value than both GTAV and GTAO.

 

Yay, Rockstar. Game of The Year, oblivion-sly.

[GIRR]

"Rock star game service are unavailable right now"

 

f*ck you R*... unless it's some sort of maintenance, then I love you

[King Rossey]

Why must the Virgo and Chino be so expensive for such a bland car? I think Rockstar believes if it's part of a DLC it needs to be overpriced

 

Also why would they be listed on Legendary Motorsport (where they are out of place completely) instead of Southern San Andreas where they belong?

 

I know these are small things I probably shouldn't even complain about but that's just me lol

[hyperar]

Why must the Virgo and Chino be so expensive for such a bland car? I think Rockstar believes if it's part of a DLC it needs to be overpriced

 

Also why would they be listed on Legendary Motorsport (where they are out of place completely) instead of Southern San Andreas where they belong?

 

I know these are small things I probably shouldn't even complain about but that's just me lol

Well, the Heists are to blame, they f*cked up everything, thanks to Heists you can be attacked by dickheads on Insurgents, Armored Kurumas, Hydras, Savages, Valkyrie and you can pay twice or more what cars, clothes and accesories cost.

 

They should have given us 26 Contact missions instead of those stupid heists.

Edited August 4, 2015 by hyperar

[Sentinel Driver]

So R* could code some cut scenes to have everyones tatt's clear and visible but not all? That just makes it worse...dafuqinhell, ugh.

Last gen problem

[TarHeelJohn]

 

Who has the time?

It doesn't even take a minute to check someone's profile.

 

I check all my heist crew mate's profiles before the heist ever begins. It takes a matter of seconds.

 

That is why I am able to consistently say that Mexicans and Brazilians consistently cause my heists to fail. It is because I check their Xbox gamer cards.

[Dan McChill]

Completed the Pac Stand with all the money...with 3 squeakers. Need I say more?

[CosmoMau5]

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

 

That's because the dumbocrats are letting it happen. I refuse to speak the filthy language. I wish Rockstar didn't shove it down our throats either. f*ck Spanish.

 

I'm guessing you don't like Spaniards?

This game is worse than real life, grind hard to purchase an item and then get depressed at the fact that it doesn't live up to standards I have set for it. The only car I don't regret buying in my Garage is the armored Kuruma

[ciel]

I'm still hearing squeakers when my chat is set to friends + crew, having to mute them individually is really unnecessary.

[Rekia87]

How do these asshats expect to be taken seriously when they flake out when they realize it's a setup and not the finale? You want 25 percent but won't help with setups. And you wonder why we don't give you what you want... Stick around for setups and maybe you'll get more than 15%.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

 

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

 

That's because the dumbocrats are letting it happen. I refuse to speak the filthy language. I wish Rockstar didn't shove it down our throats either. f*ck Spanish.

 

Dafuq?

[ciel]

 

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

That's because the dumbocrats are letting it happen. I refuse to speak the filthy language. I wish Rockstar didn't shove it down our throats either. f*ck Spanish.

Dafuq?

 

 

O lawd, what did I start?

[ATeaDaze]

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

 

 

That's because the dumbocrats are letting it happen. I refuse to speak the filthy language. I wish Rockstar didn't shove it down our throats either. f*ck Spanish.

 

 

Yeah, "f*ck that particular language."

 

¿Eso es una broma o eres un tonto?

[hyperar]

 

 

Who has the time?

It doesn't even take a minute to check someone's profile.

 

 

I check all my heist crew mate's profiles before the heist ever begins. It takes a matter of seconds.

 

That is why I am able to consistently say that Mexicans and Brazilians consistently cause my heists to fail. It is because I check their Xbox gamer cards.

 

stereotypes and xenophobia, wanna throw a racist comment and complete the package?.

 

 

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

 

That's because the dumbocrats are letting it happen. I refuse to speak the filthy language. I wish Rockstar didn't shove it down our throats either. f*ck Spanish.

 

Ha, hope you get better man, i heard being an idiot is rough.

 

How does GTAForums allows this morons to become members to begin with? Is there a MOD around?

 

Yes there is, and please don't quote this sort of content. It doesn't help matters.

~Tiger~

 

Thanks man, won't do it anymore

Edited August 5, 2015 by hyperar

[CrysisAverted]

 

dude who died in the back of our van during a heist setup had the courtesy to toss his own ass out the door

 

 

 

f*cking sh*t drivers should not be f*cking drivers. only reason teammate died was because the f*cking driver crashed and remained still long enough for 3 enemy npc to catch up and shoot all of us quiet a bit.

Can you go in FP when you are in the back of vans?

 

 

yes you can

 

 

Holy sh*t man these f*ckers

 

 

Almost caught up to that f*cker he started sh*t

 

figures the dirty racers are from the same crew

we srsly need time penalties for collisions

Edited August 4, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[LordRaijin]

 

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

 

That's because the dumbocrats are letting it happen. I refuse to speak the filthy language. I wish Rockstar didn't shove it down our throats either. f*ck Spanish.

 

I'm guessing you don't like Spaniards?

This game is worse than real life, grind hard to purchase an item and then get depressed at the fact that it doesn't live up to standards I have set for it. The only car I don't regret buying in my Garage is the armored Kuruma

 

 

 

Oh I understand it perfectly well as I recently purchases that KES motorcycle Lectro to which I was extremely disappointed in. I'm even more disappointed in the fact that I didn't get all of my money back after taking that POS bike to LS customs to sell it. This POS bike does NOT belong in my garages.

How do these asshats expect to be taken seriously when they flake out when they realize it's a setup and not the finale? You want 25 percent but won't help with setups. And you wonder why we don't give you what you want... Stick around for setups and maybe you'll get more than 15%.

 

The nerve of those pesty peasants, eh?

[DJ_Jiggles]

If you're having connection problems, DON'T f*ckING HOST!!!! 3 hours....... 3 f*ckING HOURS just to get to the finale because these assclowns kept lagging out and taking 20 minutes to reinvite me. Come the finale, everyone but me dies multiple times (once for me, but that's because the checkpoint didn't trigger and I had to fight off an army of cops alone) and twice IN A f*ckING KURUMA!!! Then, right as we get to the dinghy, dude f*cking disconnects.

 

PS button -> power options -> turn off PS4 -> buffet time

[Pyro_Indigo]

Holy sh*t man these f*ckers

 

figures the dirty racers are from the same crew

we srsly need time penalties for collisions

f*ck that, we need a bad sport lobby for races. If you drive like a c*nt, you get put in the sh*tty #BLOWJOBEVERYRAMP999999999 races with other assholes. If you actually have any skill whatsoever, you race properly because you aren't a f*cking loser.

[hyperar]

 

 

dude who died in the back of our van during a heist setup had the courtesy to toss his own ass out the door

 

 

 

f*cking sh*t drivers should not be f*cking drivers. only reason teammate died was because the f*cking driver crashed and remained still long enough for 3 enemy npc to catch up and shoot all of us quiet a bit.

Can you go in FP when you are in the back of vans?

 

yes you can

 

 

Holy sh*t man these f*ckers

 

 

Almost caught up to that f*cker he started sh*t

 

figures the dirty racers are from the same crew

we srsly need time penalties for collisions

 

It seems to be a Chilean crew

[LordRaijin]

CrysisAverted, That's one of many reasons why I do not race in this game.