The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[GR Choke]

dude who died in the back of our van during a heist setup had the courtesy to toss his own ass out the door

 

 

f*cking sh*t drivers should not be f*cking drivers. only reason teammate died was because the f*cking driver crashed and remained still long enough for 3 enemy npc to catch up and shoot all of us quiet a bit.

Can you go in FP when you are in the back of vans?

[LordRaijin]

Copied and pasted from my thread that wand up getting locked: http://gtaforums.com/topic/813052-pacific-standard-heist-seemed-extremely-rushed/

 

I can't believe I've waited this long to play this heist to wand up becoming highly disappointed. Sure it unlocked a few vehicles, but the heist it self is extremely terrible to the point where I wish we, the players, can send Rockstar to the bad developers lobby where they can feel the wrath of the infamous dunce cap for a solid good month or two.

 

I've played contract missions that was far more entertaining and challenging than this heist.

[The First Hunter]

F*ck rockstar servers!

Vans, easy

Signal, piece of cake

 

Hack, someone dies in the first try, restart, Failed to Download the Job :-/

 

Convoy, First attempt npc trailer driver decides to dive into water cuz the bridge is blocked, restart, Failed to Download the Job

 

Bikes,failed to download the job,retry,someone dies,failed to download the job

Finale,Crowd memeber disconnects because of shi*ty servers,hacker disconnects, everything goes well,someone dies,failed to download the F*CKING JOB

[MGCrash]

My bitch today is about little kiddies who don't know how to brake when driving. Really annoying when I'm in first place, slowing down to turn a corner safely then get rammed at full speed from behind causing us both to fall some 5 places behind.

 

I can barely get more than two people to join a race I'm hosting, and the ones I join are nearly always set to Super class.

 

All they think is "Race. Super cars. Fast. Faster! FASTEST!"

And ain't none of them got any style. Every race I seen it's a f*cking chromed Zentoro. Chromed/crew (To which isn't bad if pulled right.. They don't) Zens. Zens with white walls, Zens with neon colors

 

For god sakes I'd be happy if I seen ONE car that wasn't a Zen! I got a Turismo. Fun car. I have that pagni car. Fun car. I do indeed have a Zen but I hardly use it

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

People complaining about X1 not having exactly double payout, and claiming "I'm out so much money because of this bla, bla, bla"...you aren't "out" anything. In fact, you are way ahead because they are already giving you more than usual.

 

Damn kids will complain about EVERYTHING! Give you greedy turds extra and it's stll 'not enough'. God I hope R* sees the bullsh*t and doesn't fix anything.

[Thundurus-T]

So last night me and my friend, theGTAking101 started The Humane Labs Raid. Key Codes goes relatively smooth, and we end up meeting a random who is actually really cool (he helped us with each setup). Fast forward to Insurgent Setup. We end up getting a Rank 19 that joins. No big deal, right? We all hopped in my Kuruma, drove down to the quarry and shot all of the Merryweather goons. He decides to drive off, on his own in the non-armed Insurgent, and he gets blown up by the Buzzards while we are dealing with enemies on the ground -_- Quick restart, same thing happens. Eventually we pass the setup. Hydra Setup goes flawlessly surprisingly. Same with Valkryie setup, since we had ditched the low level. Now it's time for Deliver EMP. We find yet another random. Start the setup. Snipe most of the guards, until the dumb random alerts the guards. We restart it a few more times, same thing. We invite him to the party, and tell him to hang back and leave it to us. He gets spotted SEVERAL more times before we pass the setup. We all agreed to wait on the Finale, since it was late.

 

I really don't understand how some people are this bad at these setups... They aren't very difficult.

[Khaisz]

So here I am, Driving around in GTA having a good ol' time, Lots of fun, Killing randoms that try to kill me while I'm in a Karuma, and then suddently for no reason, with a steady 30fps and no lag at all.

Grand Theft Auto has stopped responding.

[Rekia87]

Why do people insist on making the most ridiculous races that nobody but them has played? Was playing a playlist of player created races and all of them were ridiculous. You had to go slow or fast, jump this building, land just right so you can rump up to this building, slow down, turn, hit a jump and land over the ocean, jump over the docks, jumpt to another bridge, ramp up the hospital to the roof, ramp down to a car park, ramp over the side back to the top... Some idiot bet 25 grand because nobody else in the session had played this race, and lo and behold, guess what asshole who can't make a race worth a sh*t, I won! You didn't count on someone being just good enough to beat your sh*t race, did you? What happened to normal races? It's all "WALL RIDE V.2" or "SUPER DOPE AWESOME ULTRA OMEGA JUMPS". A few jumps I can understand. But when it's to the point where it's damn near unfinishable and half the racers say f*ck it and just give up and don't try to finish, that's just... Unnecessary.

[Sentinel Driver]

Pacific standard - Hack

Idiot blows up himself with a sticky bomb

Someone leaves

*clap clap* behold these amazing gaming skills

[JaegerPilot1]

Why don't adults act mature in this game? I came into a lobby last night and this "adult" was saying things to this kid, who sounded like he was 7, that I would not have said to a drunken' sailor. Things this kid should not have been hearing were being said to him by an adult.

 

It's people like that that make me sick. Act your fricken' age. It's sad when kids and teens are more mature than adults.

[Shadowfennekin]

Join a crew of what appears to be randoms for ALL of the Pac Standard setups. I carry the team here or there but for the most part everyone is pretty capable. Finish "bikes" and await my finale invite....nothing. Drive around for 20 minutes, still nothing. If you wanted to do the finale with friends, let me know so I can join another group of people and put my time in elsewhere. I don't finale jump but it's moments like this that make me ok with doing it from time to time.

That's why I never help people through the whole thing anymore unless they say something like 20% if you stay the whole way.

 

I just helped somebody and their friend through Convoy and Bikes..... waiting for Finale invite.... nothing.

[The First Hunter]

You know what's one of the best things in this game? The randoms that don't leave even after the fifth or seventh failure!

And f*ck those people who leave after the first failure

[Azirah]

so i play the pac heist. so my friend tells me he's going to the second set of jet skis. i tell him i'm going there too. so this guy rams his trash ass car into mine purposely, then when i'm almost to the skis he texts me 'sk.an.k' & i'm like lol ok, you don't know me. don't call me that. so he calls me a peasant and filth. so then i'm like 'ok, whatever idiot' so he says you're a skank bc your smoke detector and calls me a bitch so ok?? i run him over, we fail. i send him a message telling him i'm reporting him so he calls me crazy and says go away bc he doesn't know who i am like what... lol i don't understand why most guys in this game are assholes. especially when i've said almost nothing to him.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

So R* could code some cut scenes to have everyones tatt's clear and visible but not all? That just makes it worse...dafuqinhell, ugh.

[dewtech]

 

dude who died in the back of our van during a heist setup had the courtesy to toss his own ass out the door



f*cking sh*t drivers should not be f*cking drivers. only reason teammate died was because the f*cking driver crashed and remained still long enough for 3 enemy npc to catch up and shoot all of us quiet a bit.

 

He's driving awful because he's in duck mode, if you stay in it long enough the car becomes more unstable.

[ciel]

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

Edited August 4, 2015 by missanthropy

[hyperar]

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

[ten-a-penny]

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

Why should I learn a whole f*cking language because of a dumbass?

Don't get me wrong, I love Spanish, but I'm not going to learn a whole effin language because of a squeaker.

Edited August 4, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Metal Slime]

 

 

 

dude who died in the back of our van during a heist setup had the courtesy to toss his own ass out the door

 

 

f*cking sh*t drivers should not be f*cking drivers. only reason teammate died was because the f*cking driver crashed and remained still long enough for 3 enemy npc to catch up and shoot all of us quiet a bit.

He's driving awful because he's in duck mode, if you stay in it long enough the car becomes more unstable.

He dropped his lollipop during the escape.

[JaegerPilot1]

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

[hyperar]

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

Why should I learn a whole f*cking language because of a dumbass?

Don't get me wrong, I love Spanish, but I'm not going to learn a whole effin language because of a squeaker.

 

He doesn't have to, but it doesn't hurt, not everyone in the world talks english, if you complain that you don't understand somebody that talks in another language, you could learn that language, or just stick to english speaking people.

 

Why are you always so... intense?, can't you just relax a little?, you can even appreciate life that way.

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

In America it is since Spanish is slowly becoming the official language of the U.S.

 

Well, i talk english thanks to TV series, movies, music and computers, just let it in, it'll be over soon

Edited August 4, 2015 by hyperar

[ciel]

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

Why should I learn a whole f*cking language because of a dumbass?Don't get me wrong, I love Spanish, but I'm not going to learn a whole effin language because of a squeaker.He doesn't have to, but it doesn't hurt, not everyone in the world talks english, if you complain that you don't understand somebody that talks in another language, you could learn that language, or just stick to english speaking people.Why are you always so... intense?, can't you just relax a little?, you can even appreciate life that way.

She*

 

I don't live in the U.S

 

I don't reply to texts that aren't in English.

 

It won't kill them to look at my profile to know where I'm from also.

[ten-a-penny]

Why are you always so... intense?, can't you just relax a little?, you can even appreciate life that way.

I already appreciate my life, not-so-thank you very much doc.

[hyperar]

 

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

Why should I learn a whole f*cking language because of a dumbass?Don't get me wrong, I love Spanish, but I'm not going to learn a whole effin language because of a squeaker.

 

He doesn't have to, but it doesn't hurt, not everyone in the world talks english, if you complain that you don't understand somebody that talks in another language, you could learn that language, or just stick to english speaking people.Why are you always so... intense?, can't you just relax a little?, you can even appreciate life that way.

 

She*

 

I don't live in the U.S

 

I don't reply to texts that aren't in English.

 

It won't kill them to look at my profile to know where I'm from also.

 

Sorry, didn't know you are a girl.

 

We'll get to the UK soon enough, you may wanna get started .

 

You don't have to.

 

Who has the time?

[ciel]

 

 

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

Why should I learn a whole f*cking language because of a dumbass?Don't get me wrong, I love Spanish, but I'm not going to learn a whole effin language because of a squeaker.

He doesn't have to, but it doesn't hurt, not everyone in the world talks english, if you complain that you don't understand somebody that talks in another language, you could learn that language, or just stick to english speaking people.Why are you always so... intense?, can't you just relax a little?, you can even appreciate life that way.She*I don't live in the U.SI don't reply to texts that aren't in English.It won't kill them to look at my profile to know where I'm from also.Sorry, didn't know you are a girl.We'll get to the UK soon enough, you may wanna get started .You don't have to.Who has the time?

No worries.

 

I don't speak much Spanish, I only know the very basic and that's good enough for me.

[ten-a-penny]

Who has the time?

It doesn't even take a minute to check someone's profile.

[hyperar]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Players texting me, in game in Spanish. Que?

I guess is time to learn another language, don't you think?

 

Why should I learn a whole f*cking language because of a dumbass?Don't get me wrong, I love Spanish, but I'm not going to learn a whole effin language because of a squeaker.

 

He doesn't have to, but it doesn't hurt, not everyone in the world talks english, if you complain that you don't understand somebody that talks in another language, you could learn that language, or just stick to english speaking people.Why are you always so... intense?, can't you just relax a little?, you can even appreciate life that way.

 

She*I don't live in the U.SI don't reply to texts that aren't in English.It won't kill them to look at my profile to know where I'm from also.

 

Sorry, didn't know you are a girl.We'll get to the UK soon enough, you may wanna get started .You don't have to.Who has the time?

 

No worries.

 

I don't speak much Spanish, I only know the very basic and that's good enough for me.

 

Well, apparently, people from countries where english is the main language do not have the same need to learn spanish as we do with english. Learning english is a must, thankfully, there is so much content in english that is much easier.

 

 

Who has the time?

It doesn't even take a minute to check someone's profile.

 

Do you do it?, i'm pretty sure you don't, well, pretty much nobody does. I know i don't.

Edited August 4, 2015 by hyperar

[ten-a-penny]

Um, except I can, so long as I can 'find' the user?

PS Button > Far right on the PS3 dashboard > Find Players > Dude's username > Profile. Depends on how fast your PS3 can load up the dashboard.

[Shadowfennekin]

Join "Random" Heist directly.

In the clouds, host starts before I can even see what it is or buy ammo. I roll my eyes assuming it's yet another Fleeca.

Nope, it's the Humane Lab Finale.

Look at the cut board and..... $0? Can't see the other players either...... *quits, gets thrown into public lobby and gets the "Can't join" crap*

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

How is it that the damn B&M thread always gets derailed with nonsense? Ffs...

 

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PS vans, following van that won't stop try getting close, stops short for no reason, barely tap him, setup failed "you alerted a driver'...omg blow me, he didn't know it was anything...