The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Victory Viper]

Join "random" Heist.... douchebag of a host decides to start Fleeca Scope instantly but sits at the clothing screen for a minute not doing anything before starting. Had to wait for it to start before I quit as I don't want to get thrown into a public lobby

 

 

I hate that too. I always host if I want to play Fleeca because of these things.

[BoJack Cognac]

I don't really mind children playing this game, but when I have to censor my speech because some 9 year old is in there, it frustrates me a bit.
Sometimes, I just say "Fuçk it" and give a disclaimer once I hear a child. I say "I understand there are kids in here, but I am going to talk like I normally would".
And then I hear a confused chuckle when I mention rimming someone's mother.

Edited August 1, 2015 by BoJack Cognac

[Shadowfennekin]

Why can't people wait for others to FULLY be ready to start things instead of slamming start as soon as they see the person's green. I hate getting stuck in the god damn clouds, having to dashboard, load GTA V back up AND having to get back into Online.

[DeucesR]

- Down to my last 20 mill

- cries

 

Got bad sport, go to my fall back account, have to wait 2 months, at least I dont end up spending my last 20 mill..

 

More DLC pls R*

[CrysisAverted]

Every time Series A heist setup/finale ends I quickly hop over the bridge to avoid the oncoming storm

This one time I did it this whole f*cking war broke out as I fell from the bridge onto the warehouse

the motherf*ckers eventually started working together to kill me for some reason even though I killed no one

the f*cking idiots were working together with their killer for f*cks sake

I just waited down there until they go close enough and booked it

 

Exit heist setup for series A, I know what comes next

try to jump over bridge asap, this happens

 

in that moment; where I fumbled on the railing, I knew I was truly f*cked.

Edited August 1, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[hyperar]

Aaand then Obvious Troll AKA Hyperar ignored my question.

 

I don't think I need to take this guy seriously anymore. The second I ask him why I can play every online game almost flawlessly except GTAO, he ignores me. Can't handle answering my question, Rockstar Diehard?

Haha, do you need help catching the hint, mate?

[ciel]

S/O to the dumb ass modder who changed the paint job on my Zentorno and didn't bother to change it back. Your taste sucks!

[gtafan26]

Every time Series A heist setup/finale ends I quickly hop over the bridge to avoid the oncoming storm

This one time I did it this whole f*cking war broke out as I fell from the bridge onto the warehouse

the motherf*ckers eventually started working together to kill me for some reason even though I killed no one

the f*cking idiots were working together with their killer for f*cks sake

I just waited down there until they go close enough and booked it

 

Exit heist setup for series A, I know what comes next

try to jump over bridge asap, this happens

 

 

in that moment; where I fumbled on the railing, I knew I was truly f*cked.

Or, go into passive before starting heists.

[CrysisAverted]

 

Every time Series A heist setup/finale ends I quickly hop over the bridge to avoid the oncoming storm

This one time I did it this whole f*cking war broke out as I fell from the bridge onto the warehouse

the motherf*ckers eventually started working together to kill me for some reason even though I killed no one

the f*cking idiots were working together with their killer for f*cks sake

I just waited down there until they go close enough and booked it

 

Exit heist setup for series A, I know what comes next

try to jump over bridge asap, this happens

 

 

in that moment; where I fumbled on the railing, I knew I was truly f*cked.

Or, go into passive before starting heists.

 

 

I do that but when I come back passive mode is disabled sometimes.

[ATeaDaze]

The mission where you steal a car from a cargo ship:

 

I'm driving...

- Get a wanted level

- I lose the cops

- Guy shoots his gun and gets the wanted level back

- GPS path disappears

This repeats 3 or 4 times

 

Meanwhile, he's asking me what's taking so long.

[gtafan26]

 

 

Every time Series A heist setup/finale ends I quickly hop over the bridge to avoid the oncoming storm

This one time I did it this whole f*cking war broke out as I fell from the bridge onto the warehouse

the motherf*ckers eventually started working together to kill me for some reason even though I killed no one

the f*cking idiots were working together with their killer for f*cks sake

I just waited down there until they go close enough and booked it

 

Exit heist setup for series A, I know what comes next

try to jump over bridge asap, this happens

 

 

in that moment; where I fumbled on the railing, I knew I was truly f*cked.

Or, go into passive before starting heists.

 

 

I do that but when I come back passive mode is disabled sometimes.

 

What system are you on?

 

I have about the same luck you do sometimes

[WWEMichaelB]

Low levels complain about being kicked from heists. So I let one join, and what do they do? They leave right away. SMH

[WWEMichaelB]

I host a heist. I wait and I wait and I wait and I wait and I wait and still no one joins. The match making must suck! When I finally do start the heist some peasant decides to leave right a way. SMFH

[Rekia87]

I host a heist. I wait and I wait and I wait and I wait and I wait and still no one joins. The match making must suck! When I finally do start the heist some peasant decides to leave right a way. SMFH

Of course... Since its not the main Heist, people can't be bothered. They come into a finale and want 25 percent but don't even bother with the setups. They better take fifteen and be thankful.

S/O to the dumb ass modder who changed the paint job on my Zentorno and didn't bother to change it back. Your taste sucks!

They can do that? Wow... I had no idea. I must have like next to no idea what modders can do. Modded money and cars on their games I knew about but changing someone else's car color? What next? Changing someone's character?

[Claptrap NL]

What the f*ck is wrong with some people. I come in a public lobby after a few tries and all I see is everyone, except 1 guy, is or in their appartmetn or in passive mode while they've bounties on them. I though it wasn't possible to go in passive mode when you had a bounty on you.

Also faced a rank 400+ again who I got killed many times, muted because of trash talking and other noise, who killed me once when I was flying my Hydra (he shot a few rockets in a row while I was a a distance he shouldn't be able to have a lock-on.....) and now he's camping somewhere in/on a building no one can't acces.

 

Update: I finally killed the guy, 1 - 1 score in this lobby. He place a bounty of 9k on me, friend of me sends me an invite right after for a heist. LOL. The guy can't handle I owned him with skills.

Edited August 2, 2015 by Claptrap NL

[Rekia87]

What the f*ck is wrong with some people. I come in a public lobby after a few tries and all I see is everyone, except 1 guy, is or in their appartmetn or in passive mode while they've bounties on them. I though it wasn't possible to go in passive mode when you had a bounty on you.

Also faced a rank 400+ again who I got killed many times, muted because of trash talking and other noise, who killed me once when I was flying my Hydra (he shot a few rockets in a row while I was a a distance he shouldn't be able to have a lock-on.....) and now he's camping somewhere in/on a building no one can't acces.

You can't go into passive mode if you have a bounty on you, but it is possible to have a bounty PUT on you while you're in passive mode. That sh*t happens to me a lot... Happens if you steal a lot of NPC cars, or a do five gang attacks against a certain gang in one session (like Vagos, Merryweather, The Professionals, Lost MC). I usually pop into passive mode in hopes that it will deter bounties from pissed off and dead NPCs after jacking some their cars but it doesn't always work, and every now and then I get a bounty on me from the grave. And besides, doing that in a lobby is just poor sportsmanship. The faster you get the bounty off you, the faster you can go about your business and rob, steal, murder and fly. Edited August 2, 2015 by Rekia87

[Claptrap NL]

 

What the f*ck is wrong with some people. I come in a public lobby after a few tries and all I see is everyone, except 1 guy, is or in their appartmetn or in passive mode while they've bounties on them. I though it wasn't possible to go in passive mode when you had a bounty on you.

Also faced a rank 400+ again who I got killed many times, muted because of trash talking and other noise, who killed me once when I was flying my Hydra (he shot a few rockets in a row while I was a a distance he shouldn't be able to have a lock-on.....) and now he's camping somewhere in/on a building no one can't acces.

You can't go into passive mode if you have a bounty on you, but it is possible to have a bounty PUT on you while you're in passive mode. That sh*t happens to me a lot... Happens if you steal a lot of NPC cars, or a do five gang attacks against a certain gang in one session (like Vagos, Merryweather, The Professionals, Lost MC). I usually pop into passive mode in hopes that it will deter bounties from pissed off and dead NPCs after jacking some their cars but it doesn't always work, and every now and then I get a bounty on me from the grave. And besides, doing that in a lobby is just poor sportsmanship. The faster you get the bounty off you, the faster you can go about your business and rob, steal, murder and fly.

 

It was not on me.

So they were in passive mode and someone place a bounty on them?

Weird.

[Kushology]

Series A - Weed

 

Crew mate and I deliver Bensons, other two are completely retarded and don't know how to get to the warehouse when it's shown on map to go down, even gives GPS route. Time runs out, "what happened?!" Starts to blame crewmate and I.

 

Like, f*ck off.

[saintsrow]

"The session you are trying to join cannot be contacted" and a few other GTA Online classics....

 

GTA Online servers are in fine form tonight:

 

From subreddit GTA V PC download servers

 

EDIT: I found out that this GIF is from Invisible Invaders, one of my favorite movies

Edited August 15, 2015 by saintsrow

[§†range]

PVP is pointless with lag. Also go f*ck yourself

[Rekia87]

 

 

What the f*ck is wrong with some people. I come in a public lobby after a few tries and all I see is everyone, except 1 guy, is or in their appartmetn or in passive mode while they've bounties on them. I though it wasn't possible to go in passive mode when you had a bounty on you.

Also faced a rank 400+ again who I got killed many times, muted because of trash talking and other noise, who killed me once when I was flying my Hydra (he shot a few rockets in a row while I was a a distance he shouldn't be able to have a lock-on.....) and now he's camping somewhere in/on a building no one can't acces.

You can't go into passive mode if you have a bounty on you, but it is possible to have a bounty PUT on you while you're in passive mode. That sh*t happens to me a lot... Happens if you steal a lot of NPC cars, or a do five gang attacks against a certain gang in one session (like Vagos, Merryweather, The Professionals, Lost MC). I usually pop into passive mode in hopes that it will deter bounties from pissed off and dead NPCs after jacking some their cars but it doesn't always work, and every now and then I get a bounty on me from the grave. And besides, doing that in a lobby is just poor sportsmanship. The faster you get the bounty off you, the faster you can go about your business and rob, steal, murder and fly.

 

It was not on me.

So they were in passive mode and someone place a bounty on them?

Weird.

Usually you get kicked out of passive mode (probably because Rockstar knew people would try and be a bunch of p*ssies) but if it's a bounty put on you by jacking an NPC's car or doing five gang attacks against one gang it won't kick you out of passive mode and the only way out is to do it manually in the interactive menu. Personally I think the NPC bounty thing is straight up bullsh*t. Scumbag Rockstar... Makes a game with the name Grand Theft Auto, punishes you for stealing cars.

[Rekia87]

Honestly, people who bitch and blame teammates when they themselves f*cked up is ridiculous. There's five things you gotta do to stay alive:

 

1. Stock up on snacks and keep the snacks tab up in a shootout

2. Stock up armor, and keep that tab up before or after you run out of snacks

3. Follow the f*cking instructions. They're at the bottom of the screen for a reason

4. Pay attention! Don't run into a gunfight and try to go Rambo. You'll get turned into bloody swiss cheese faster than you can say Teammate Died

5. Get the best guns in each class that you can or get familiar with your guns. Again, teammates will thank you.

 

 

If you know your skills aren't up to snuff, don't join Heists. Go to the gun range, and raise your shooting skill. Teammates will thank you. Can't fly very well? Flight School. Helps a lot and bumps your flying up decently quick. And drive around if you suck at driving. Just practice where you're weak. Otherwise, don't bother. Don't blame your failures on others. You f*ck up, own that sh*t and move on.

Edited August 2, 2015 by Rekia87

[Dan McChill]

Lesson learned: If someone dressed like Joker or is from the ''TROL'' crew, leave the heist or enjoy your rage.

[HKM87]

Stop putting me in public lobbies with backstabbing randoms after a heist FFS

[saintsrow]

LAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A G

 

[jdwarfer]

Being stuck in the host's appartment after a heist.

Not fixed yet. It's here since the heist update damn it.

[Claptrap NL]

Some hacker/modder can't handle it that I've killed him a few times so he decided to make my character a concrete block with a light on it.

This is the selfie I made of it:

Joined a new lobby and I was still like this...

[Johnny Alpha]

WHY WHY WHY do ppl start missions from INSIDE their apartments?!?! Then force me into their garages to view all their cars. Hey as*hole, guess what? Yeah I have those cars too except they're not barf neon pink. F**k you!!

 

*find new session*

[Kirkor]

-Trying to kill a player in freemode

- Lester calls in the exact moment i click RMB to target. So instead of targeting I cancelled the phone and got killed by other player. f*ck you Lester!

[BlackMilk]

 

-Trying to kill a player in freemode

- Lester calls in the exact moment i click RMB to target. So instead of targeting I cancelled the phone and got killed by other player. f*ck you Lester!

"So, if you're ever in need of a vehicle..." Shut up... weirdo. I have Jonny for that.

 

Does anyone even use the "locate a vehicle" service from Lester?

 

I cannot think of a single situation where I would need that "service". Maybe if he could teleport a random car to my exact location.