The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Where's my raincoat?

 

We're about to have another sh*tfest as Raavi just banned that Phil Pegue guy again

[Striker258]

ROCKSTAR FIX THE DAM JETS THEY WONT LOCK ON OTHERS , they broke their dam toy jets...

[Rekia87]

What is with people on this game? Is this Lonely Hearts? There always seems to be one lady in every sessions who gets spammed by dudes... "Yo ma, you lookin' sexy ma, let me get yo number ma!" Sh*t like that. I don't think anyone plays this game to get spammed by horny people bopping their baloney over a video game character. My female character gets that sh*t all the time. Always some twelve year old wanting to see boobies.

[Daemian]

What the hell with random disconnects, It happens right when I was flying the hydra to take down a tank griefer and it sends you all the way back to single player and again it fails to join and so on, why can't it find you a new session or put you in a solo session, it would save a lot of time.

 

 

It gets better, the black screen of death on GTA telling you the obvious got stuck and kept loading, yay.

Edited August 1, 2015 by Daemian

[CrysisAverted]

get invite for stunters vs grenadiers

"sounds interesting"

get invite for series A

"f*ck it this will pay more"

accept series A

full lobby

now I get some time in the clouds to contemplate my actions

[CrysisAverted]

stunters vs weapons

weapons team

my character is on the ground but my minimap shows im up on the platform

i run to a direction

I committed suicide.

[owl-man]

F*cking cars disappearing without a trace, first my Virgo, now my legitimate topless Casco!

[CrysisAverted]

hit up the yatch in the heist setup

need to find car to drive to warehouse now

can't call my open top blackfin

luckily first cars I see are a surano, carbon and voltic, try to catch one of them awesomely fast open tops, they all speed off, have to steal nearby open top peyote

was ok

 

 

only useful use I have for passive mode besides idling is to keep myself from being shot by my heist members after setup

passive mode disables itself with every new lobby I enter effectively keeping ready to get buttraped by my asshole heist members

Edited August 1, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

fail trash setup several times

one of those f*cking times the trashmaster got f*cked up in such a way that it kept its f*cking horn blarring 24/7

everyone out of the f*cking trashmaster and I can hear the sh*t still f*cking honking

holy sh*t my ears got raped im srsly

[Davey Boy]

God forbid me from hosting Series A. The game is filled with impatient f*cks

[BlackMilk]

Interaction menu.

Helmets: < None >

Auto Show Bike Helmet: < Off >

 

Character gets on bike, puts on ugly helmet. Why, Rockstar?

Man. I've got a lot more of those, but this just seems broken to me.

[ten-a-penny]

Interaction menu.

Helmets: < None >

Auto Show Bike Helmet: < Off >

 

Character gets on bike, puts on ugly helmet. Why, Rockstar?

Man. I've got a lot more of those, but this just seems broken to me.

Are you playing on a secondary character? I noticed that this glitch does not happen to my primary character, but only the second.

 

But I got ya dude, I always wear a mask just to offset this glitch.

[ciel]

 

no I most definitely, do not.

I get messages like that and sometimes worse when I play on my second character who is a girl. Some guy thought I was a girl and he sent me a message asking for a picture of my boobs and feet. So I got his number and started talking to him, kinda catfished him, and when he asked for a boob pic I sent him a pic of hairy man-boobs and told him I was really a dude and to stop trying to pick up random people on GTA.

The highest of fives. I would've given him my drug dealers number, if I had one.

[Creme_Brulee]

So f*cking annoying when you find those cheaters in Rocket's vs Insurgents. And they're always freaking squeakers!! It's like they come in bunchs, there's always at least a couple of them who seem to be friends, just ruining our experience.

 

I still rekt them everytime, at least so far. Skills over cheating, I'm level 301 for a reason. And no I'm not here to brag -_-

 

Yesterday we were only 5 players, 2 of them cheaters on the other team. They got on a small building just south of the ramp. I take the ramp, turn and land in the building, proceed to run him over eventually trying to drag him to the street (but r* servers of course not on my side, so somehow he stayed up there). Just seconds before the round finishes, I get in a new Insurgent, he jumps off the building and I run him over full speed at the very last moment.

 

And "my team" still won 3 rounds consecutively in a similar manner ("my team" because the other dude always committed suicide accidentally and we were only two)

[CosmoMau5]

Playing Series-A with randoms, we get to the finale and host gives EVERYONE 25%. Heist member asks me how much money I have, I tell him 100k because that's all I have, he forfeits his cut and the other guy tells the host to give me 10% of his cut. So I'm at 65%. Plus my first time series A bonus. We get to the end of the heist and I don't see a cut screen. I get black screened for 45 minutes. Sick of waiting I dashboard and come back to NON of the heist money in my account. I've written a detailed ticket to R* support. If I don't get the money I'm going to start modding and money dropping.

[LordRaijin]

What is with people on this game? Is this Lonely Hearts? There always seems to be one lady in every sessions who gets spammed by dudes... "Yo ma, you lookin' sexy ma, let me get yo number ma!" Sh*t like that. I don't think anyone plays this game to get spammed by horny people bopping their baloney over a video game character. My female character gets that sh*t all the time. Always some twelve year old wanting to see boobies.

 

Really? I firmly believe you've given me a great idea. I wonder how successful it would if I create a second character to which the gender is a female. I can use my social engineering techniques to lure these lonely people with the good looks of my charecter to buy me lots of shark cards?

 

I would actually get a mic up and going, and use a voice changer LOL.

[slimeball supreme]

 

What is with people on this game? Is this Lonely Hearts? There always seems to be one lady in every sessions who gets spammed by dudes... "Yo ma, you lookin' sexy ma, let me get yo number ma!" Sh*t like that. I don't think anyone plays this game to get spammed by horny people bopping their baloney over a video game character. My female character gets that sh*t all the time. Always some twelve year old wanting to see boobies.

 

 

Really? I firmly believe you've given me a great idea. I wonder how successful it would if I create a second character to which the gender is a female. I can use my social engineering techniques to lure these lonely people with the good looks of my charecter to buy me lots of shark cards?

 

I would actually get a mic up and going, and use a voice changer LOL.

OH MY GOD

YOU ARE A GENIUS

[slapmyassandcallmejudy]

This game has the worst f*cking AI I have ever seen. I got ran over 3 times in Trash Truck by just doing nothing. I swear to god the NPCs make the game a million billion jillion times harder. I wish we can turn off traffic

[A Siente]

Why R* cant put all my crew members in same team when playing LTS, DM or Capture... WHY. Always 1 crew member have to play with randoms. Even when teams would be even like 4 vs 4 but no. R* wants to make it 3 vs 5..

[BlackMilk]

 

Interaction menu.

Helmets: < None >

Auto Show Bike Helmet: < Off >

 

Character gets on bike, puts on ugly helmet. Why, Rockstar?

Man. I've got a lot more of those, but this just seems broken to me.

Are you playing on a secondary character? I noticed that this glitch does not happen to my primary character, but only the second.

 

But I got ya dude, I always wear a mask just to offset this glitch.

 

Main character (first I created too, for the record)!

I'm usually not bothered by a helmet, but I have a biker outfit with a bandana for when I'm driving a chopper.

 

I have a lot of things in mind that Rockstar can fix, but this is such a small thing they should give us...

Control settings that WORK.

[BlackHeartedGovernor]

I also don't really like the traffic. I'm spawned on a road a lot of the time meaning that when I shoot or are being shot at will most likely result in me gettin' run over and most likely killed. I'd prefer if the game had brain-dead AI like in Watch Dogs. If you shoot near them they don't even move.

[Rekia87]

 

What is with people on this game? Is this Lonely Hearts? There always seems to be one lady in every sessions who gets spammed by dudes... "Yo ma, you lookin' sexy ma, let me get yo number ma!" Sh*t like that. I don't think anyone plays this game to get spammed by horny people bopping their baloney over a video game character. My female character gets that sh*t all the time. Always some twelve year old wanting to see boobies.

Really? I firmly believe you've given me a great idea. I wonder how successful it would if I create a second character to which the gender is a female. I can use my social engineering techniques to lure these lonely people with the good looks of my charecter to buy me lots of shark cards?

 

I would actually get a mic up and going, and use a voice changer LOL.

You would be surprised how easily it works. All I have to do is get on mic and make my voice a little higher and softer and it works like a charm. Some random guy gave me a ten dollar shark card because he asked for a boob pic and I sent him a picture of some old lady's boob just to f*ck with him...

[Between3and20chars]

what is with all these underage british kids in lobbies?

[Rekia87]

"What is with all these underage british kids in lobbies?"

 

Running around calling everyone c*nts and tw*ts and jabbering in cockney.

Edited August 1, 2015 by Rekia87

[BMWSauberF1.08]

-Get Hydra and fly over the city

-Hear a beep beep sound, bitch takes out his homing launcher to kill me, apparently for no reason as I just flown above him without doing anything

-Dodge the missile

-Decide to make a turn to kill that player

-f*cking civilian Frogger spawns right in front of me as soon as I turn the jet

 

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck...

[ciel]

"What is with all these underage british kids in lobbies?"

Running around calling everyone c*nts and tw*ts and jabbering in cockney.

And wankers.

 

It's quite funny to hear them squeak and rage when they're being griefed.

[Shadowfennekin]

Join "random" Heist.... douchebag of a host decides to start Fleeca Scope instantly but sits at the clothing screen for a minute not doing anything before starting. Had to wait for it to start before I quit as I don't want to get thrown into a public lobby

[ciel]

I got wasted by a low level after helping out with series a trash truck set up, on normal too. Little f*cking sh*t

[Deafiroth]

Why does it take 3 minutes to load a session if there's nothing of interest going on? More importantly why is the loadtime tolerated? Why is there still choppiness on a next gen machine? Why do the cops blatantly cheat and spawn right in front of you? And why can they catch up to a progen in a normal sedan? Why are there so many glitches? Why are missions so boring? Why are heists glorified missions with slightly better payouts? Why is there so little to do while wandering around? Why is half of the map pointless? Why is the sea so detailed when no one ever goes into the sea? Why are there so many empty lobbies? Why are there so many connection errors? Why is a game about being a criminal so staunchly against crime happening? And lastly, why is driving around doing nothing funner than doing heists against a major bank? Such a thing I would assume would be meant to be exciting and intense. Instead it's a slow paced affair for half the lobby. That ends my venting. And I pray that GTA VI turns out better.

[ciel]

Rockstar quit f*cking tell us that avi schwartzman was killed when we literally just started the set up. The servers are f*cking baked

Edited August 1, 2015 by missanthropy