The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

 

 

and of course it turns out these dudes are cheaters

 

and of course with all the f*cking effort R* puts into and makes from its games they can't develop a feature that automagically bans people with retarded stats or puts them in that fancy ol' cheater pool/bad sport lobby until they can confirm their bullsh*t isn't bullsh*t. sh*t didn't even notice that lvl 4000 below...

Edited July 31, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[hyperar]

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

You're like two miles away, they probably have bulletproof vest and you shoot them on the torso.

[ten-a-penny]

I do like the fact that Hyperar keep ignoring my posts.

[hyperar]

I do like the fact that Hyperar keep ignoring my posts.

I've answered you.

[CrysisAverted]

 

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

You're like two miles away, they probably have bulletproof vest and you shoot them on the torso.

 

 

Try less than one block away, and either way a vest can't keep you at that much health after 2 shots from the strongest gun in the game.

[ten-a-penny]

 

I do like the fact that Hyperar keep ignoring my posts.

I've answered you.

Except that you didn't reply to 80% of my replies to you. Only one or two.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

I do like the fact that Hyperar keep ignoring my posts.

Well, I run GTAO off my Galaxy cell phone Hotspot (you wanna tell me how that is a top notch connection...?), and I rarely experience the connection issues so many of you supposedly complain about. Sooo, I don't blame him.

[hyperar]

 

 

I do like the fact that Hyperar keep ignoring my posts.

I've answered you.

 

Except that you didn't reply to 80% of my replies to you. Only one or two.

 

They're mostly bullsh*t, maybe that's the reason.

[ciel]

The lag is f*cking real when there's about 10 players within 50 feet in a war. Blips are so close together on the radar I can't tell who is who and the start menu takes f*cking forever to load in a public sesh.

 

Lag is almost never an issue with friends in inv only tho.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

I do like the fact that Hyperar keep ignoring my posts.

I've answered you.

Except that you didn't reply to 80% of my replies to you. Only one or two.

They're mostly bullsh*t, maybe that's the reason.

Okay then Mister Dumbass, answer the question.

HOW CAN I PLAY EVERY ONLINE GAME WITH ZERO CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS EXCEPT GTAO? If it was my internet connection as how you name it, then why I can play Doom Deathmatches and MTA:SA with literally NO lag or whatsoever?

[hyperar]

The lag is f*cking real when there's about 10 players within 50 feet in a war. Blips are so close together on the radar I can't tell who is who and the start menu takes f*cking forever to load in a public sesh.

 

Lag is almost never an issue with friends in inv only tho.

That's true, full lobbies tend to lag. They shouldn't have implemented 30 players lobbies.

Edited July 31, 2015 by hyperar

[BlackMilk]

 

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

You're like two miles away, they probably have bulletproof vest and you shoot them on the torso.

 

I was under the impression that the vests did not affect the amount of damage taken at all in free roam?

If you have evidence to prove that they do, please share that with me. Us. Me. Whomever is interested.

[hyperar]

 

 

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

You're like two miles away, they probably have bulletproof vest and you shoot them on the torso.

 

I was under the impression that the vests did not affect the amount of damage taken at all in free roam?

If you have evidence to prove that they do, please share that with me. Us. Me. Whomever is interested.

 

I mean armor, not the heists vest. What i meant was that it wasn't a headshot, and that i don't think it's weird that it takes 2 shots to kill

[MCMXCII]

The lag is f*cking real when there's about 10 players within 50 feet in a war. Blips are so close together on the radar I can't tell who is who and the start menu takes f*cking forever to load in a public sesh.

 

Lag is almost never an issue with friends in inv only tho.

Don't even get me started about the trouble that I deal with when I load into my High End Apartment in a public session. That's why I always leave my spawn at my mid-end apartment. I can't even leave my high-end apartment when I am in a public session unless a friend invites me to their apartment. I almost replaced my high-end down to just a 10-car garage numerous times because of this sh*t.

[BlackMilk]

 

 

 

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

You're like two miles away, they probably have bulletproof vest and you shoot them on the torso.

 

I was under the impression that the vests did not affect the amount of damage taken at all in free roam?

If you have evidence to prove that they do, please share that with me. Us. Me. Whomever is interested.

 

I mean armor, not the heists vest. What i meant was that it wasn't a headshot, and that i don't think it's weird that it takes 2 shots to kill

 

I don't remember the last time I needed two shots from the heavy sniper to kill someone, but then again, I do tend to go for the head.

Now I'm wondering exactly how much damage a heavy sniper round does when it hits a player in the chest and that player is at the rank with the highest amount of health and with full armour.

 

Then again, might not matter that much. I rarely get into fights with high rank players, if they're not cheaters or trolls, they tend to keep to themselves.

[ten-a-penny]

Aaand then Obvious Troll AKA Hyperar ignored my question.

 

I don't think I need to take this guy seriously anymore. The second I ask him why I can play every online game almost flawlessly except GTAO, he ignores me. Can't handle answering my question, Rockstar Diehard?

[Captain Sensib1e]

 

 

 

 

Have instances that annoy me where I must shoot someone twice with a Heavy Sniper to kill them

 

Then instances where I shoot them twice and they lose only 10% of their f*cking health wtf

You're like two miles away, they probably have bulletproof vest and you shoot them on the torso.

 

I was under the impression that the vests did not affect the amount of damage taken at all in free roam?

If you have evidence to prove that they do, please share that with me. Us. Me. Whomever is interested.

 

I mean armor, not the heists vest. What i meant was that it wasn't a headshot, and that i don't think it's weird that it takes 2 shots to kill

 

I don't remember the last time I needed two shots from the heavy sniper to kill someone, but then again, I do tend to go for the head.

Now I'm wondering exactly how much damage a heavy sniper round does when it hits a player in the chest and that player is at the rank with the highest amount of health and with full armour.

 

Then again, might not matter that much. I rarely get into fights with high rank players, if they're not cheaters or trolls, they tend to keep to themselves.

 

 

I'm pretty sure I survived a heavy sniper shot barely, wearing heavy armor, also have max strength if that matters.

 

Hell who knows, NPCs sometimes survive a torso shot.

[BlackMilk]

Aaand then Obvious Troll AKA Hyperar ignored my question.

 

I don't think I need to take this guy seriously anymore. The second I ask him why I can play every online game almost flawlessly except GTAO, he ignores me. Can't handle answering my question, Rockstar Diehard?

If you find it impossible to have a conversation or discussion with someone on a message board, the best thing to do is simply to ignore them. Why waste your time if, in your opinion, the other person is a troll?

 

I suggest you use the ignore preferences in your profile and add the gentleman to your list there, problem solved!

And then we can all stop going off-topic here.

 

I'll be the first to stop with the off-topic posts. Let's get back to general bitching and moaning, guys!

[Kirkor]

All kinds of NPC are damn annoying as hell!

- Police for chasing you after you do little to no crime! You can't have nice shootout with other players, because within seconds there are tens of those asshats in helicopters and sh*t ARGHH!

They chase you for punching lonely pedestrian at night without any witnesses, for shooting silenced gun with no one around... They chase you when you fart or snort... You get stars literally for anything. I even got 2 stars while being AFK for 3 minutes in my apartament! Jesus!

- NPC drivers for constantly driving you over/ hitting your shiny T20/ not using turning lights/ driving like psychopats! GTA IV was so much better with handling NPC's!

- NPC's with weapons who have deadly accuracy.

 

I hate hackers who use hacks to kill other players. Seriously wtf? I could understand spawning some funny sh*t, or making cars fly, but getting cheap kills? Thats as low as you can get...

 

I hate that there are very few missions, which get boring after 2-3 playthroughs, because they have no variety and are repetitive.

 

I hate that you don't have much to say as a leader when it comes to heist planning. You just do exactly what NPC tells you to.... What's the point of being leader? Oh yes, choosing crew's clothes -_-

[The First Hunter]

All kinds of NPC are damn annoying as hell!

- Police for chasing you after you do little to no crime! You can't have nice shootout with other players, because within seconds there are tens of those asshats in helicopters and sh*t ARGHH!

They chase you for punching lonely pedestrian at night without any witnesses, for shooting silenced gun with no one around... They chase you when you fart or snort... You get stars literally for anything. I even got 2 stars while being AFK for 3 minutes in my apartament! Jesus!

- NPC drivers for constantly driving you over/ hitting your shiny T20/ not using turning lights/ driving like psychopats! GTA IV was so much better with handling NPC's!

- NPC's with weapons who have deadly accuracy.

 

I hate hackers who use hacks to kill other players. Seriously wtf? I could understand spawning some funny sh*t, or making cars fly, but getting cheap kills? Thats as low as you can get...

 

I hate that there are very few missions, which get boring after 2-3 playthroughs, because they have no variety and are repetitive.

 

I hate that you don't have much to say as a leader when it comes to heist planning. You just do exactly what NPC tells you to.... What's the point of being leader? Oh yes, choosing crew's clothes -_-

To your last statement:2-Pay for heist 3 - Don't get money for setups 4-Wait like an antenna for others to join

[ten-a-penny]

4-Wait like an antenna for others to join

Number One reason why I'll never host heists. Not even Fleeca Bank.

[Richard Power Colt]

Anyone else think we should have friendly free mode and hostile free mode separately instead of all the passive mode crap? They shouldn't put together players that want to kill other players and players who don't. It's just no fun for anyone. Insurance costs also make pvp in free mode just frustrating. There's really more to lose than gain, because of them and it limits you from just f*cking blowing sh*t up.

[Rekia87]

Get in a session after finishing Series A. This rank 50 comes out of nowhere and starts following me. Driving my T20, and he can't keep up. It's just me and him/her and they aren't near me. Out of nowhere, my sh*t blows up. What the actual f*ck?

Edited July 31, 2015 by Rekia87

[ciel]

 

no I most definitely, do not.

[BlackMilk]

Get in a session after finishing Series A. This rank 50 comes out of nowhere and starts following me. Driving my T20, and he can't keep up. It's just me and him/her and they aren't near me. Out of nowhere, my sh*t blows up. What the actual f*ck?

If you were driving in the city at that point, could have been a proximity mine? But that would've meant a death message, I suppose. I mean, kill message, whatever.

 

The game didn't tell you what happened? It was a random explosion?

[CrysisAverted]

just get online

join freeroam

hear squeakers trying to grab lazers

one of them is cussing out the ai as he escapes with a jet

he gets killed immediately after

nother squeaker screams excitedly thinking he lost the cops

gets killed immediately after

one of the squeakers gets in a lazer and is flying around

I get there and take him out in my Hydra

squeaker says "Thats the guy whos been killing me"

all my what

 

claim another bounty as they plan on ways to kill me

say they're going to place a bounty on me and send a mugger after me

go passive to write up my blog post

everyone from the lobby disconnects

 

so much for that

[Rekia87]

 

Get in a session after finishing Series A. This rank 50 comes out of nowhere and starts following me. Driving my T20, and he can't keep up. It's just me and him/her and they aren't near me. Out of nowhere, my sh*t blows up. What the actual f*ck?

If you were driving in the city at that point, could have been a proximity mine? But that would've meant a death message, I suppose. I mean, kill message, whatever.

 

The game didn't tell you what happened? It was a random explosion?

As soon as I respawned the rank 50 hauled ass to the desert. I didn't see a proximity mine, sticky or anything... Dude was chasing me in a car so he couldn't have rocketed me... No message or anything. So I'm guessing modder.

[Is this The Guy?]

Is anyone elses crew rank stuck at 22?

 

I been in this crew exclusively for a long time and I was in the 100's but now it won't go passed 22

 

f*ck bitch sh*t

 

This really grinds my gears

[BlackHeartedGovernor]

The lack of good clothes and hairstyles. Can't keep the same look for a week.

[Rekia87]

 

no I most definitely, do not.

I get messages like that and sometimes worse when I play on my second character who is a girl. Some guy thought I was a girl and he sent me a message asking for a picture of my boobs and feet. So I got his number and started talking to him, kinda catfished him, and when he asked for a boob pic I sent him a pic of hairy man-boobs and told him I was really a dude and to stop trying to pick up random people on GTA.