The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Drivers are f*cking useless in the photograph post op vans.

 

When I'm put as the driver I'm useless to the team. Because no one gets in my car anyway. And I can't use trackify myself. And even when I come across a van a can't f*cking take a picture and send to Lester.

I know where all the vans are basically by memory now so if they have trouble finding them i'll just go there and tell them to come where i am.

 

I honestly hate being the driver but if i'm the driver i'll just sit there or i'll go to a spot i know that the final van is going to pop up near so i can get to it and grab it before someone else gets to it and screws up the setup.

 

But i can't for the life of me figure out how people can fail this setup.

 

Doing it the other night we failed it 4 times in a row three times the first time the navigator alerted the drivers and then two times the drivers alerted the drivers and than the 4th time the driver died and i have no idea how.

 

i quit after that.

[slowburn29]

Tried to give me 10% on prison break, makes me prisoner. Yeah right I'd rather buy a cash card

 

I quit at outfit lobby

[ciel]

Host put me as pilot in main humane lab heist last night, brix where shat because I'm the worst pilot in LS and was my first time being pilot since heists launched. I decided to go with it, things were going well until the host died on ground team and then the gunner quits.

 

f*ck you.

Edited July 31, 2015 by missanthropy

[hotline.n.w.refn]

Host put me as pilot in main humane lab heist last night, brix where shat because I'm the worst pilot in LS and was my first time being pilot since heists launched. I decided to go with it, things were going well until the host died on ground team and then the gunner quits.

 

f*ck you.

Nah, the worst pilot in LS was that Chinese dude that once hosted a heist I was in. He gave himself the pilot role, managed to _almost_ crash the bird on take-off, and then proceeded to not be able to climb it to the checkpoint above Humane Labs. Watching him try to achieve this by tilting the heli up and down time and time again, ignoring the crew's guidance in chat, was physically painful.

[ciel]

 

Host put me as pilot in main humane lab heist last night, brix where shat because I'm the worst pilot in LS and was my first time being pilot since heists launched. I decided to go with it, things were going well until the host died on ground team and then the gunner quits.

 

f*ck you.

 

Nah, the worst pilot in LS was that Chinese dude that once hosted a heist I was in. He gave himself the pilot role, managed to _almost_ crash the bird on take-off, and then proceeded to not be able to climb it to the checkpoint above Humane Labs. Watching him try to achieve this by tilting the heli up and down time and time again, ignoring the crew's guidance in chat, was physically painful.I would've quit out of sheer embarrassment if I were him. Edited July 31, 2015 by missanthropy

[Chekoloco]

 

 

Host put me as pilot in main humane lab heist last night, brix where shat because I'm the worst pilot in LS and was my first time being pilot since heists launched. I decided to go with it, things were going well until the host died on ground team and then the gunner quits.

 

f*ck you.

Nah, the worst pilot in LS was that Chinese dude that once hosted a heist I was in. He gave himself the pilot role, managed to _almost_ crash the bird on take-off, and then proceeded to not be able to climb it to the checkpoint above Humane Labs. Watching him try to achieve this by tilting the heli up and down time and time again, ignoring the crew's guidance in chat, was physically painful.

I would've quit out of sheer embarrassment if I were him.

 

LOL!!!

[Legomanarthur]

 

Host put me as pilot in main humane lab heist last night, brix where shat because I'm the worst pilot in LS and was my first time being pilot since heists launched. I decided to go with it, things were going well until the host died on ground team and then the gunner quits.

 

f*ck you.

Nah, the worst pilot in LS was that Chinese dude that once hosted a heist I was in. He gave himself the pilot role, managed to _almost_ crash the bird on take-off, and then proceeded to not be able to climb it to the checkpoint above Humane Labs. Watching him try to achieve this by tilting the heli up and down time and time again, ignoring the crew's guidance in chat, was physically painful.

 

Man I wonder if I was there with you, something similar happened to me (it was during the 2x RP/Money event). The guy didn't understand that he needed to get higher above the HL, 5 minutes later he finally understood despite all the message in the chat. Then, from what I remember, when we (the ground team) finished the mission we entered the chopper, everything went fine, the buzzards were destroyed and all... but then when he had to land in front of Karen he crashed the chopper and killed all of us, I was so pissed off I quit. How is it so hard to control a helicopter, 9/10 people I encountered didn't know how to land safely and properly.

[DonSpeedy]

I bought an Adder, wasted one million on it(I've still got 14.2 millions though) only to find out it has a hole where that rear cover should be.Bodytype 0 or something like that.WHY?I really liked how this car looked like, bought it for looks, rarity, premium status it gives you IRL, and highway/long straight races performance only to find out THIS.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Playing Elder Scrolls online, steps on rock finds a hole to China and falls through the map

Hour later playing Battlefield Hardline, spawns on teammate who happens to be outside the map, falls through a hole to China

2 hours later on GTAO, trying to outrun the cops, hit a bush that then proceeds to eat my car, falls through another hole to China.

 

 

Edited July 31, 2015 by SuzukiBlaze

[ten-a-penny]

Hours on end playing Skyrim - which is buggy as Hell on the PS3 version - not one Game-Breaking issue.

Minutes on end playing GTA:O, staying in a F'ing lobby is impossible.

 

Game of The Year my ass.

[hyperar]

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

[ten-a-penny]

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Bad connection issues? LMAO.

"I don't have any issue playing this game so if you have any bug its YOUR FAULT!!!!11111" - You.

 

I can play pretty much every Online game with no issues. Except for Grand Buggy Auto: Online.

[Sentinel Driver]

 

 

 

 

What about Skyrim? This game had got me addicted. I can't even fire up GTAV without getting bored and wanting to fight Draugr/Dragons/Dragon priests. Surely the game seems to be almost as buggy as GTAO when you check the Wiki, because almost every page states that there's a bug, but I am yet to run into a harmful one. Only the entertaining and seemingly harmless bugs.

 

Hell, Skyrim can run with 0 Updates just as fine.

Aaw man Skyrim ruined my life for a while back on PC. Around 450 hours in. It's as buggy as all hell but it's one of those rare games you don't care how buggy it is because it's so incredible. Started Witcher this week, took about three hours to get into it. It's looking good, very very good.

 

 

I wish I could live in Skyrim. Its the only game I felt that way lol.

 

I prefer oblivion and please keep it on topic

 

 

Oblivion? Or do you mean Cyrodiil?

 

I meant as a video game but yes I'd live in Cyrodiil rather than in Oblivion

[__TheGovernor__]

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Everybody? Are you f*cking insane?

[hyperar]

 

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Everybody? Are you f*cking insane?

 

Well, everybody with a decent connection.

[__TheGovernor__]

 

 

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Everybody? Are you f*cking insane?

Well, everybody with a decent connection.

Wrong again. Just because you claim to have perfect connection doesn't mean everyone else has perfect connection when playing.

[Rekia87]

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems

 

Are you f*cking high? Why don't you go through all 430 pages of this topic and tally up how many people have issues. Then tell me everyone plays with no problems.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Everybody? Are you f*cking insane?

Well, everybody with a decent connection.

So, by your logic, even if I can play EVERY ONLINE GAME THAT WAS MADE with Zero (0) connectivity problems, excluding GTA:O, yet when I dare say that GTAO has broken servers, then its *MY* internet connection?

 

Fantards.... smh.

Edited July 31, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[hyperar]

 

 

 

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Everybody? Are you f*cking insane?

 

Well, everybody with a decent connection.

 

Wrong again. Just because you claim to have perfect connection doesn't mean everyone else has perfect connection when playing.

 

My connection is far from perfect, i live in a pretty sh*tty country when in comes to technology, well, and pretty much anything else, and i never had problems, both on PS3 and PS4.

 

I had friends that had tons of problems, change ADSL to Cablemodem and boom, no more problems.

 

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems

 

Are you f*cking high? Why don't you go through all 430 pages of this topic and tally up how many people have issues. Then tell me everyone plays with no problems.

I did, there's always the same 5 or 6 people whinning

[ten-a-penny]

Then please explain how by some f*cking miracle I didn't had any issues with Online back in Patch 1.15. And please also tell me, how can SuzukiBlaze play The Elders Scroll: Online Tamriel Unlimited (that requires tons of internet connections) with no problems yet he can't play Online without getting disconnected?

 

"Oh so you have connectivity problems in GTAO even though you can play every multiplayer game with no problems? ITZ UR INTERNET!!11"

[__TheGovernor__]

 

 

 

 

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problems.

Everybody? Are you f*cking insane?

Well, everybody with a decent connection.

Wrong again. Just because you claim to have perfect connection doesn't mean everyone else has perfect connection when playing.My connection is far from perfect, i live in a pretty sh*tty country when in comes to technology, well, and pretty much anything else, and i never had problems, both on PS3 and PS4.I had friends that had tons of problems, change ADSL to Cablemodem and boom, no more problems.

People with bad connections blaming R* when everybody plays without problemsAre you f*cking high? Why don't you go through all 430 pages of this topic and tally up how many people have issues. Then tell me everyone plays with no problems.

I did, there's always the same 5 or 6 people whinning

So you're bascially saying you've never timed out or been booted from a session? I doubt that.

[WildBrick142]

 

f*ck off.

 

 

Also, now that I've ranked up to Rank 200 on Xbox, never doing any trailer related missions until R* makes it so they are actual trailers instead of papier-mâché on wheels.

 

 

@the internet connection argument - I have a decent internet connection yet I still get network errors, time out errors, matchmaking errors, error errors, etc. etc. etc. It's all on R*'s end, some people are just lucky not to get any errors.

[ten-a-penny]

<snip>

Also, now that I've ranked up to Rank 200 on Xbox, never doing any trailer related missions until R* makes it so they are actual trailers instead of papier-mâché on wheels.

<snip>

PRAISE. Somehow ramming a Lost MC bike will blow up the "trailer" on-touch.

 

What?

[Rekia87]

I never had issues this bad back on the 360. But now on PS4, it's my internet? You must love riding Rockstar's nuts. Everybody I know and talk to that plays GTAO has issues because, like everyone else said, it's the f*cking servers! Seriously, what are the odds that every single person who has ever gotten booted from a session or had that lost connection error has sh*t internet? My internet is just fine. It's the servers.

[Shadowfennekin]

f*ck..... almost to Trevor's meth lab and the trailer blows up by just barely touching the corner as I turn in.......... it had 3/4 of the health still left.

[ten-a-penny]

I never had issues this bad back on the 360. But now on PS4, it's my internet? You must love riding Rockstar's nuts. Everybody I know and talk to that plays GTAO has issues because, like everyone else said, it's the f*cking servers! Seriously, what are the odds that every single person who has ever gotten booted from a session or had that lost connection error has sh*t internet? My internet is just fine. It's the servers.

Its your fault even if you are playing GTAO in the NASA building where the internet will be in full force.

 

- Hypercar.

[hyperar]

So you're bascially saying you've never timed out or been booted from a session? I doubt that.

Well, you're free to do so. Again, if a small minority has issues when the vast majority plays without problems, then the chances are that the problem is not on R* end.

[ten-a-penny]

 

So you're bascially saying you've never timed out or been booted from a session? I doubt that.

Well, you're free to do so. Again, if a small minority has issues when the vast majority plays without problems, then the chances are that the problem is not on R* end.

ayy lmao.

Sauce?

E: Also I do like the fact that you are ignoring my question: How can I play every Online game with 0 connection problems yet by some f*cking miracle I can't play GTAO with somebody without getting timed-out?

Edited July 31, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[hyperar]

I never had issues this bad back on the 360. But now on PS4, it's my internet? You must love riding Rockstar's nuts. Everybody I know and talk to that plays GTAO has issues because, like everyone else said, it's the f*cking servers! Seriously, what are the odds that every single person who has ever gotten booted from a session or had that lost connection error has sh*t internet? My internet is just fine. It's the servers.

So, according to you, everybody has connection issues. f*ck i'm lucky then. But maybe, just maybe, you have connection problems and say that everybody does, hmmm, i wonder which one is it.

 

 

 

I never had issues this bad back on the 360. But now on PS4, it's my internet? You must love riding Rockstar's nuts. Everybody I know and talk to that plays GTAO has issues because, like everyone else said, it's the f*cking servers! Seriously, what are the odds that every single person who has ever gotten booted from a session or had that lost connection error has sh*t internet? My internet is just fine. It's the servers.

Its your fault even if you are playing GTAO in the NASA building where the internet will be in full force.

 

- Hypercar.

 

12mb Cablemodem, mmm, not really that much of a connection, is it?, still, play GTAO (and pretty much anything else) without problems. Sure, servers are crap.

 

P.S.: Is not hypercar.

 

P.S.2: What i find fascinating is that it is always the same people bitching, about everything, but always the same people, the game is sh*t, the servers are sh*t, the people is sh*t, R* is sh*t. Sorry if i fail to take you serioursly, but you pretty much earned it by being a douche.

Edited July 31, 2015 by hyperar

[ten-a-penny]

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