The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Captain Sensib1e]

 

This may nitpicking, but I don't like when I'm on a stealth misson and on the way to the objective, it's like a rave is going on my vehicle with every member shooting flairs. It breaks the immersion.

 

Another thing that's been pissing me off is people who start shooting after we get the Casco or save Avi on the Heists.

Stop doing that! You'll call cops and we'll waste more time.

Same. I was doing a Criminal Mastermind run and one of the dumbasses kept shooting cars and making them explode while I was driving. He finally stopped when someone told him to stop.

 

 

 

 

Randoms I encounter continue to do stupid s*** even if everyone tells them to stop.

Edited July 30, 2015 by Captain Sensib1e

[CrysisAverted]

daily objective: participate in one on one deathmatch

figure I'll use lazer and smash everyone until someone challenges me

most people I kill often challenge me

blow up hidden T20

even with my daily complete I'm still in debt

[CrysisAverted]

turn corner ready to pounce on bounty

bounty is in passive and kills me real quickly as I pass by in my car

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

ok seriously this game is almost 2 years old and we had some massive load of content yet wtf, 2 days im back from vacation and actualy im playing single player more then the online mode

 

this is because the isues like:

 

-not being able to find a propper racelobby under the 5 minutes.....seriously i tried every way there is to join a race lobby or to host one, it simply does not work

 

-not being able to invite playing friends.....especialy when doing heists, that simply does not seem to work, i mean, sometimes it does, but not always.

 

-lagging around when going at my top speed in a fast car and rendering isues so i often crash and thus in freeroam carchases when driving away from assholes the goddamn decisive factor for picking out the victor is still not always skill level, its probably generaly more a matter of who has the most luck.

 

-being bothered several times again by worthless nolife crappy persons asking for money because they think every high ranked person is a modder.

 

-coming across a modder. nuff said.

 

-and of course getting kicked out of online mode more times then in any other game i played that was older then 1 year and not older then 5

 

-the tendering isue tthat when in a sniper fight, makes it so that the one time the other person can see you while you cant and then otherwise.

 

ok, the above things, we know they probably are not gonna be able to fix it, because rockstars craved for money so much that at the end after seeing all those milions being pumped in the making of the game, they somehow decided to let their most populair franchise depend on a crappy P2P system, wich apperantly means they have to kinda rebuild the whole game, wich again is still something they shoud need to do sometime and to be fair.

also most of us woud probably give extra money for dedicated servers(not me, i think as a game developer you shoud not be payed extra for simply doing youre job)

 

 

but yea, like said, not gonna be fixed because to much work, but then we have still some others left.

 

-wall breachers insulting me because i have a bounty and them hoping im just an other idiot that does not know were atleast the most populair wallbreaches are, again, if they can close whole interiors how the f*ck can they not patch atleast the most common wallbreaches in the city ?

do the computernerds that generaly fix that kind of sh*t have no permission to do that ? are they to soft to do it ? are they uncapable ? fired rockstar all the people that do that kind of stuff ? what is it ?

 

-having to deal with people that care so much about their kd they:

-leave when shot out of their fighter jet

-avoid confrontation when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves as soon they took a bit damage or as soon as they relize they are in a tactical disadvantage.

seriously, its stupid to play like that

also several of the ppl i know are aperantly KD obsessed, some even say it themselves.

coud we please put all those guys and girls out of their misery and just get rid of KD ratio in freeroam alltogether ?

you know, just removing a simple stat woud not be hard and it woud solve loads and loads of butthurt and stupidness.

 

- and last and not least, when are they gonna give some freedom back ?

seriously, why is their even such a limit on properties and garage content ?

for the cheating pricks with their t-20 bonds ?

hey if rockstar, if you were capable that woud never ever have been a problem....if thats the reason, get over it, youre screwed whatever you do.

seriously, what is wrong with having bigger garages ?

woud it load long ?

i personaly woudnt care if it loads almost a minute per 10 cars such a garage woud contain as long it woud not freeze.

 

maybe the last one is more wishfull thinking but yea, this game sertainly needs some fixing.

 

 

 

 

 

[JohnDoe7125539271]

ok seriously this game is almost 2 years old and we had some massive load of content yet wtf, 2 days im back from vacation and actualy im playing single player more then the online mode

 

this is because the isues like:

 

-not being able to find a propper racelobby under the 5 minutes.....seriously i tried every way there is to join a race lobby or to host one, it simply does not work

 

-not being able to invite playing friends.....especialy when doing heists, that simply does not seem to work, i mean, sometimes it does, but not always.

 

-lagging around when going at my top speed in a fast car and rendering isues so i often crash and thus in freeroam carchases when driving away from assholes the goddamn decisive factor for picking out the victor is still not always skill level, its probably generaly more a matter of who has the most luck.

 

-being bothered several times again by worthless nolife crappy persons asking for money because they think every high ranked person is a modder.

 

-coming across a modder. nuff said.

 

-and of course getting kicked out of online mode more times then in any other game i played that was older then 1 year and not older then 5

 

-the tendering isue tthat when in a sniper fight, makes it so that the one time the other person can see you while you cant and then otherwise.

 

ok, the above things, we know they probably are not gonna be able to fix it, because rockstars craved for money so much that at the end after seeing all those milions being pumped in the making of the game, they somehow decided to let their most populair franchise depend on a crappy P2P system, wich apperantly means they have to kinda rebuild the whole game, wich again is still something they shoud need to do sometime and to be fair.

also most of us woud probably give extra money for dedicated servers(not me, i think as a game developer you shoud not be payed extra for simply doing youre job)

 

 

but yea, like said, not gonna be fixed because to much work, but then we have still some others left.

 

-wall breachers insulting me because i have a bounty and them hoping im just an other idiot that does not know were atleast the most populair wallbreaches are, again, if they can close whole interiors how the f*ck can they not patch atleast the most common wallbreaches in the city ?

do the computernerds that generaly fix that kind of sh*t have no permission to do that ? are they to soft to do it ? are they uncapable ? fired rockstar all the people that do that kind of stuff ? what is it ?

 

-having to deal with people that care so much about their kd they:

-leave when shot out of their fighter jet

-avoid confrontation when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves as soon they took a bit damage or as soon as they relize they are in a tactical disadvantage.

seriously, its stupid to play like that

also several of the ppl i know are aperantly KD obsessed, some even say it themselves.

coud we please put all those guys and girls out of their misery and just get rid of KD ratio in freeroam alltogether ?

you know, just removing a simple stat woud not be hard and it woud solve loads and loads of butthurt and stupidness.

 

- and last and not least, when are they gonna give some freedom back ?

seriously, why is their even such a limit on properties and garage content ?

for the cheating pricks with their t-20 bonds ?

hey if rockstar, if you were capable that woud never ever have been a problem....if thats the reason, get over it, youre screwed whatever you do.

seriously, what is wrong with having bigger garages ?

woud it load long ?

i personaly woudnt care if it loads almost a minute per 10 cars such a garage woud contain as long it woud not freeze.

 

maybe the last one is more wishfull thinking but yea, this game sertainly needs some fixing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the reminder: I loved it when i just joined a random session, like 3 months ago... there was this german kid sitting in the wallbreach near LSC in the city. Before i walked out of the garage, he insulted me (H*rensohn = son of a b*tch) for no reason. Looked on the map & everything went obvious. Got myself a Buzzard, flown under the map, went off the radar & sliced that poor guy up. Killed him like three times until he went passive. I went on to mind my own business & five minutes later he was hiding in there again.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

ok seriously this game is almost 2 years old and we had some massive load of content yet wtf, 2 days im back from vacation and actualy im playing single player more then the online mode

 

this is because the isues like:

 

-not being able to find a propper racelobby under the 5 minutes.....seriously i tried every way there is to join a race lobby or to host one, it simply does not work

 

-not being able to invite playing friends.....especialy when doing heists, that simply does not seem to work, i mean, sometimes it does, but not always.

 

-lagging around when going at my top speed in a fast car and rendering isues so i often crash and thus in freeroam carchases when driving away from assholes the goddamn decisive factor for picking out the victor is still not always skill level, its probably generaly more a matter of who has the most luck.

 

-being bothered several times again by worthless nolife crappy persons asking for money because they think every high ranked person is a modder.

 

-coming across a modder. nuff said.

 

-and of course getting kicked out of online mode more times then in any other game i played that was older then 1 year and not older then 5

 

-the tendering isue tthat when in a sniper fight, makes it so that the one time the other person can see you while you cant and then otherwise.

 

ok, the above things, we know they probably are not gonna be able to fix it, because rockstars craved for money so much that at the end after seeing all those milions being pumped in the making of the game, they somehow decided to let their most populair franchise depend on a crappy P2P system, wich apperantly means they have to kinda rebuild the whole game, wich again is still something they shoud need to do sometime and to be fair.

also most of us woud probably give extra money for dedicated servers(not me, i think as a game developer you shoud not be payed extra for simply doing youre job)

 

 

but yea, like said, not gonna be fixed because to much work, but then we have still some others left.

 

-wall breachers insulting me because i have a bounty and them hoping im just an other idiot that does not know were atleast the most populair wallbreaches are, again, if they can close whole interiors how the f*ck can they not patch atleast the most common wallbreaches in the city ?

do the computernerds that generaly fix that kind of sh*t have no permission to do that ? are they to soft to do it ? are they uncapable ? fired rockstar all the people that do that kind of stuff ? what is it ?

 

-having to deal with people that care so much about their kd they:

-leave when shot out of their fighter jet

-avoid confrontation when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves as soon they took a bit damage or as soon as they relize they are in a tactical disadvantage.

seriously, its stupid to play like that

also several of the ppl i know are aperantly KD obsessed, some even say it themselves.

coud we please put all those guys and girls out of their misery and just get rid of KD ratio in freeroam alltogether ?

you know, just removing a simple stat woud not be hard and it woud solve loads and loads of butthurt and stupidness.

 

- and last and not least, when are they gonna give some freedom back ?

seriously, why is their even such a limit on properties and garage content ?

for the cheating pricks with their t-20 bonds ?

hey if rockstar, if you were capable that woud never ever have been a problem....if thats the reason, get over it, youre screwed whatever you do.

seriously, what is wrong with having bigger garages ?

woud it load long ?

i personaly woudnt care if it loads almost a minute per 10 cars such a garage woud contain as long it woud not freeze.

 

maybe the last one is more wishfull thinking but yea, this game sertainly needs some fixing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the reminder: I loved it when i just joined a random session, like 3 months ago... there was this german kid sitting in the wallbreach near LSC in the city. Before i walked out of the garage, he insulted me (H*rensohn = son of a b*tch) for no reason. Looked on the map & everything went obvious. Got myself a Buzzard, flown under the map, went off the radar & sliced that poor guy up. Killed him like three times until he went passive. I went on to mind my own business & five minutes later he was hiding in there again.

 

how do you go under the map ?

i know one way trough the main building on the airport(prefered to go trough with a hydra but you can also squeeze a buzzard trough it) but i cant seem to cross the water.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

 

ok seriously this game is almost 2 years old and we had some massive load of content yet wtf, 2 days im back from vacation and actualy im playing single player more then the online mode

 

this is because the isues like:

 

-not being able to find a propper racelobby under the 5 minutes.....seriously i tried every way there is to join a race lobby or to host one, it simply does not work

 

-not being able to invite playing friends.....especialy when doing heists, that simply does not seem to work, i mean, sometimes it does, but not always.

 

-lagging around when going at my top speed in a fast car and rendering isues so i often crash and thus in freeroam carchases when driving away from assholes the goddamn decisive factor for picking out the victor is still not always skill level, its probably generaly more a matter of who has the most luck.

 

-being bothered several times again by worthless nolife crappy persons asking for money because they think every high ranked person is a modder.

 

-coming across a modder. nuff said.

 

-and of course getting kicked out of online mode more times then in any other game i played that was older then 1 year and not older then 5

 

-the tendering isue tthat when in a sniper fight, makes it so that the one time the other person can see you while you cant and then otherwise.

 

ok, the above things, we know they probably are not gonna be able to fix it, because rockstars craved for money so much that at the end after seeing all those milions being pumped in the making of the game, they somehow decided to let their most populair franchise depend on a crappy P2P system, wich apperantly means they have to kinda rebuild the whole game, wich again is still something they shoud need to do sometime and to be fair.

also most of us woud probably give extra money for dedicated servers(not me, i think as a game developer you shoud not be payed extra for simply doing youre job)

 

 

but yea, like said, not gonna be fixed because to much work, but then we have still some others left.

 

-wall breachers insulting me because i have a bounty and them hoping im just an other idiot that does not know were atleast the most populair wallbreaches are, again, if they can close whole interiors how the f*ck can they not patch atleast the most common wallbreaches in the city ?

do the computernerds that generaly fix that kind of sh*t have no permission to do that ? are they to soft to do it ? are they uncapable ? fired rockstar all the people that do that kind of stuff ? what is it ?

 

-having to deal with people that care so much about their kd they:

-leave when shot out of their fighter jet

-avoid confrontation when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves as soon they took a bit damage or as soon as they relize they are in a tactical disadvantage.

seriously, its stupid to play like that

also several of the ppl i know are aperantly KD obsessed, some even say it themselves.

coud we please put all those guys and girls out of their misery and just get rid of KD ratio in freeroam alltogether ?

you know, just removing a simple stat woud not be hard and it woud solve loads and loads of butthurt and stupidness.

 

- and last and not least, when are they gonna give some freedom back ?

seriously, why is their even such a limit on properties and garage content ?

for the cheating pricks with their t-20 bonds ?

hey if rockstar, if you were capable that woud never ever have been a problem....if thats the reason, get over it, youre screwed whatever you do.

seriously, what is wrong with having bigger garages ?

woud it load long ?

i personaly woudnt care if it loads almost a minute per 10 cars such a garage woud contain as long it woud not freeze.

 

maybe the last one is more wishfull thinking but yea, this game sertainly needs some fixing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the reminder: I loved it when i just joined a random session, like 3 months ago... there was this german kid sitting in the wallbreach near LSC in the city. Before i walked out of the garage, he insulted me (H*rensohn = son of a b*tch) for no reason. Looked on the map & everything went obvious. Got myself a Buzzard, flown under the map, went off the radar & sliced that poor guy up. Killed him like three times until he went passive. I went on to mind my own business & five minutes later he was hiding in there again.

 

how do you go under the map ?

i know one way trough the main building on the airport(prefered to go trough with a hydra but you can also squeeze a buzzard trough it) but i cant seem to cross the water.

 

 

Theres this one building near the golf, not sure if it works on PS4/XB1/PC though. Has been known since late 2013.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

 

 

ok seriously this game is almost 2 years old and we had some massive load of content yet wtf, 2 days im back from vacation and actualy im playing single player more then the online mode

 

this is because the isues like:

 

-not being able to find a propper racelobby under the 5 minutes.....seriously i tried every way there is to join a race lobby or to host one, it simply does not work

 

-not being able to invite playing friends.....especialy when doing heists, that simply does not seem to work, i mean, sometimes it does, but not always.

 

-lagging around when going at my top speed in a fast car and rendering isues so i often crash and thus in freeroam carchases when driving away from assholes the goddamn decisive factor for picking out the victor is still not always skill level, its probably generaly more a matter of who has the most luck.

 

-being bothered several times again by worthless nolife crappy persons asking for money because they think every high ranked person is a modder.

 

-coming across a modder. nuff said.

 

-and of course getting kicked out of online mode more times then in any other game i played that was older then 1 year and not older then 5

 

-the tendering isue tthat when in a sniper fight, makes it so that the one time the other person can see you while you cant and then otherwise.

 

ok, the above things, we know they probably are not gonna be able to fix it, because rockstars craved for money so much that at the end after seeing all those milions being pumped in the making of the game, they somehow decided to let their most populair franchise depend on a crappy P2P system, wich apperantly means they have to kinda rebuild the whole game, wich again is still something they shoud need to do sometime and to be fair.

also most of us woud probably give extra money for dedicated servers(not me, i think as a game developer you shoud not be payed extra for simply doing youre job)

 

 

but yea, like said, not gonna be fixed because to much work, but then we have still some others left.

 

-wall breachers insulting me because i have a bounty and them hoping im just an other idiot that does not know were atleast the most populair wallbreaches are, again, if they can close whole interiors how the f*ck can they not patch atleast the most common wallbreaches in the city ?

do the computernerds that generaly fix that kind of sh*t have no permission to do that ? are they to soft to do it ? are they uncapable ? fired rockstar all the people that do that kind of stuff ? what is it ?

 

-having to deal with people that care so much about their kd they:

-leave when shot out of their fighter jet

-avoid confrontation when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves as soon they took a bit damage or as soon as they relize they are in a tactical disadvantage.

seriously, its stupid to play like that

also several of the ppl i know are aperantly KD obsessed, some even say it themselves.

coud we please put all those guys and girls out of their misery and just get rid of KD ratio in freeroam alltogether ?

you know, just removing a simple stat woud not be hard and it woud solve loads and loads of butthurt and stupidness.

 

- and last and not least, when are they gonna give some freedom back ?

seriously, why is their even such a limit on properties and garage content ?

for the cheating pricks with their t-20 bonds ?

hey if rockstar, if you were capable that woud never ever have been a problem....if thats the reason, get over it, youre screwed whatever you do.

seriously, what is wrong with having bigger garages ?

woud it load long ?

i personaly woudnt care if it loads almost a minute per 10 cars such a garage woud contain as long it woud not freeze.

 

maybe the last one is more wishfull thinking but yea, this game sertainly needs some fixing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the reminder: I loved it when i just joined a random session, like 3 months ago... there was this german kid sitting in the wallbreach near LSC in the city. Before i walked out of the garage, he insulted me (H*rensohn = son of a b*tch) for no reason. Looked on the map & everything went obvious. Got myself a Buzzard, flown under the map, went off the radar & sliced that poor guy up. Killed him like three times until he went passive. I went on to mind my own business & five minutes later he was hiding in there again.

 

how do you go under the map ?

i know one way trough the main building on the airport(prefered to go trough with a hydra but you can also squeeze a buzzard trough it) but i cant seem to cross the water.

 

 

Theres this one building near the golf, not sure if it works on PS4/XB1/PC though. Has been known since late 2013.

 

im ps3

[CrysisAverted]

finally able to enjoy the constant waiting for lobbies now that I can play the damn game again

 

well at least I don't have to keep trying to play singleplayer

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

 

 

 

ok seriously this game is almost 2 years old and we had some massive load of content yet wtf, 2 days im back from vacation and actualy im playing single player more then the online mode

 

this is because the isues like:

 

-not being able to find a propper racelobby under the 5 minutes.....seriously i tried every way there is to join a race lobby or to host one, it simply does not work

 

-not being able to invite playing friends.....especialy when doing heists, that simply does not seem to work, i mean, sometimes it does, but not always.

 

-lagging around when going at my top speed in a fast car and rendering isues so i often crash and thus in freeroam carchases when driving away from assholes the goddamn decisive factor for picking out the victor is still not always skill level, its probably generaly more a matter of who has the most luck.

 

-being bothered several times again by worthless nolife crappy persons asking for money because they think every high ranked person is a modder.

 

-coming across a modder. nuff said.

 

-and of course getting kicked out of online mode more times then in any other game i played that was older then 1 year and not older then 5

 

-the tendering isue tthat when in a sniper fight, makes it so that the one time the other person can see you while you cant and then otherwise.

 

ok, the above things, we know they probably are not gonna be able to fix it, because rockstars craved for money so much that at the end after seeing all those milions being pumped in the making of the game, they somehow decided to let their most populair franchise depend on a crappy P2P system, wich apperantly means they have to kinda rebuild the whole game, wich again is still something they shoud need to do sometime and to be fair.

also most of us woud probably give extra money for dedicated servers(not me, i think as a game developer you shoud not be payed extra for simply doing youre job)

 

 

but yea, like said, not gonna be fixed because to much work, but then we have still some others left.

 

-wall breachers insulting me because i have a bounty and them hoping im just an other idiot that does not know were atleast the most populair wallbreaches are, again, if they can close whole interiors how the f*ck can they not patch atleast the most common wallbreaches in the city ?

do the computernerds that generaly fix that kind of sh*t have no permission to do that ? are they to soft to do it ? are they uncapable ? fired rockstar all the people that do that kind of stuff ? what is it ?

 

-having to deal with people that care so much about their kd they:

-leave when shot out of their fighter jet

-avoid confrontation when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves when out of a fighter jet

-kill themselves as soon they took a bit damage or as soon as they relize they are in a tactical disadvantage.

seriously, its stupid to play like that

also several of the ppl i know are aperantly KD obsessed, some even say it themselves.

coud we please put all those guys and girls out of their misery and just get rid of KD ratio in freeroam alltogether ?

you know, just removing a simple stat woud not be hard and it woud solve loads and loads of butthurt and stupidness.

 

- and last and not least, when are they gonna give some freedom back ?

seriously, why is their even such a limit on properties and garage content ?

for the cheating pricks with their t-20 bonds ?

hey if rockstar, if you were capable that woud never ever have been a problem....if thats the reason, get over it, youre screwed whatever you do.

seriously, what is wrong with having bigger garages ?

woud it load long ?

i personaly woudnt care if it loads almost a minute per 10 cars such a garage woud contain as long it woud not freeze.

 

maybe the last one is more wishfull thinking but yea, this game sertainly needs some fixing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the reminder: I loved it when i just joined a random session, like 3 months ago... there was this german kid sitting in the wallbreach near LSC in the city. Before i walked out of the garage, he insulted me (H*rensohn = son of a b*tch) for no reason. Looked on the map & everything went obvious. Got myself a Buzzard, flown under the map, went off the radar & sliced that poor guy up. Killed him like three times until he went passive. I went on to mind my own business & five minutes later he was hiding in there again.

 

how do you go under the map ?

i know one way trough the main building on the airport(prefered to go trough with a hydra but you can also squeeze a buzzard trough it) but i cant seem to cross the water.

 

 

Theres this one building near the golf, not sure if it works on PS4/XB1/PC though. Has been known since late 2013.

 

im ps3

 

 

Look it up on YouTube or add me: z-PsychoGamer-z & i'll show you. Cant link anything, im laying in bed half aslpr

[Dan McChill]

Apparently, some players lifetime goal is to ride a trash truck, even if you have to pull the current driver off, almost compromising other people's work.

 

Yes, this happened consistently on a Trash Truck setup. Fortunately, we made it on our first time.

 

Unfortunately, the ''I want to be a trash truck driver when I grow up or have more than 3 brain cells'' guy killed the other two guys when we joined Freemode (I'm always passive whenever I do heists with randies).

Edited July 31, 2015 by Dan McChill

[hotline.n.w.refn]

 

This may nitpicking, but I don't like when I'm on a stealth misson and on the way to the objective, it's like a rave is going on my vehicle with every member shooting flairs. It breaks the immersion.

 

Another thing that's been pissing me off is people who start shooting after we get the Casco or save Avi on the Heists.

Stop doing that! You'll call cops and we'll waste more time.

Same. I was doing a Criminal Mastermind run and one of the dumbasses kept shooting cars and making them explode while I was driving. He finally stopped when someone told him to stop.

My good old poppa used to say: don't count money before you earn it, don't piss against the wind, and never ever under any f*cking circumstances do Criminal Mastermind with a bunch of dumbasses.

Edited July 31, 2015 by hotline.n.w.refn

[Arachne]

Isn't amazing how R* fixes and nerfs all the stuff that isn't bad or overpowered by any means,but doesn't fix things like matchmaking or game-breaking issues??

Edited July 31, 2015 by Arachne

[saintsrow]

This may nitpicking, but I don't like when I'm on a stealth misson and on the way to the objective, it's like a rave is going on my vehicle with every member shooting flairs. It breaks the immersion.

 

Unfortunately, with all of us having incurable ADHD, we cannot simply sit quietly in the car on those long drives

[Maya Echo Visari]

I don't normally get irritated at things like clothing glitches like shirts clipping through jackets during some animations - but the character customization in this game has to be some of the worst I've ever encountered in a video game.

 

On top of it being the worst - it's also the most frustrating.

 

1. Why can't I just put a crew emblem on my jacket - and not have to worry about whether or not it's going to be there if I decide to join a job? Why do I have to do it six or seven times before it remains there permenantly? Why does it take six or seven attempts to remove a crew emblem?

 

2. Why do all of the people I encounter wearing crew emblems who aren't in my crew - sport my crew emblem via my screen?

 

3. Why can I only apply my crew emblem to the basic selection of clothes? Why not ANY of the new clothes?

 

4. Why do select few clothes give an option to apply a crew emblem in two different locations. Why don't all clothes do this? I.e big and small crew emblems/front patch and back patch.

 

5. Why are we limited to applying the crew emblem to torso clothing?

 

6. Why do so many clothing pieces clip through other clothing pieces?

 

7. Why do some tattoos clip through clothing pieces?

 

8. Why do some of my tattoos disappear when I apply certain clothing pieces?

 

9. Why do some haircuts clip through motorcycle helmets? Why do some haircuts clip through hats?

 

10. Why are there so many hairstyles that prevent you from wearing hats?

 

11. Why hasn't there been any new hairstyles since the 'I'm Not a Hipster' update?

 

12. Why can't we wear some shirts with jackets, but we can wear the same shirts just with different designs with those jackets?

 

13. Why is there no 'blank' version for each clothing piece that lets us create our own unique color. Why do we have to accept that whoever designs these clothes has absolutely no taste in fashion and probably designs these clothes in a dark cave under the glow of candlelight?

 

14. Why can't crew emblem tattoos have multiple locations to be applied? I.e instead of the most obscured location on the body as it is currently, why not on the neck? Why not somewhere on the legs? Somewhere people can see it without having to be barechested?

 

15. Why can't we wear certain clothing combos? Like boots with jeans? It's not impossible - a preset outfit for heists sports this combo (PB finale).

 

Why? Well. They're lazy, that's why. But f*ck me, 1st world problems right? 'Can't wait for the next obsolete weapon in the next batch of DLC along with more clothes that I can't use my crew emblem with!

 

 

This may nitpicking, but I don't like when I'm on a stealth misson and on the way to the objective, it's like a rave is going on my vehicle with every member shooting flairs. It breaks the immersion.

 

 

Unfortunately, with all of us having incurable ADHD, we cannot simply sit quietly in the car on those long drives Hehe, I'm the type that usually jump-starts the flareshow when nobody is firing flares. So many colors! Edited July 31, 2015 by SevDoggX

[Stoakzee]

Hit sticky detonate button. No explosion. Dafuq? Mash detonate button, no explosion. What in the actual f*ck right now...?

So annoying when this happens...

 

turn corner ready to pounce on bounty

bounty is in passive and kills me real quickly as I pass by in my car

How did they kill you whilst in passive mode?

[CrysisAverted]

I'm guessing either the same passive godmode glitch is still around or a new one has appeared

[DJ_Jiggles]

Ok, no really, what the f*ck is with this trend of both navigators getting into the same car? 3 hours I've been trying to get THE FIRST PAC STANDARD SETUP done, but the navigators just pile into the same car, find 1 van...... THEN JUST SIT THERE EXPECTING US TO FIND THE OTHER ONE!

 

NEWSFLASH YOU WORTHLESS TURDS: THE DRIVERS CAN'T PHOTOGRAPH THE VANS!!!!

[ten-a-penny]

Who wears the bucket, the NPC or the player?

NPC's. Personally I have never tried this though.

 

But its fun looking at someone who's head is covered by a bucket.

[Johnny Alpha]

Stop honking your horn random. I'm not getting in your pos ride.

 

Can ya give me 30 seconds to call my mechanic?? Really?? Ok run me over. Great.

[CrysisAverted]

having fun in snipers vs stunters

win 1st round, get $1000~

lose 2nd round, other team gets $9,000~

only one guy left to be sniped

"pro warrior" keeps camping under us effectively shutting down progress

we wait out 12 minutes

everyone basically leaves

2 minutes left pro warrior as the last remaining member of his team finally stops being a coward and rolls out

both me and teammate snipe him at the same time

teammate gets credited for kill

lobby turned into 3vs1 thanks to him

 

 

so much for that fun lobby

Edited July 31, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

ah, it woud be so awsome if more ppl knew what stealth is

i gues most people dont know about games like any mgs game

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Don't blow up my PV then buzz my apt. I'm not gonna let you in, f*cking twat.

Dose your GT spell out that your a girl? Do people buzz your apartment often?

 

This may nitpicking, but I don't like when I'm on a stealth misson and on the way to the objective, it's like a rave is going on my vehicle with every member shooting flairs. It breaks the immersion.

 

Another thing that's been pissing me off is people who start shooting after we get the Casco or save Avi on the Heists.

Stop doing that! You'll call cops and we'll waste more time.

I try and make sure i am the first one to the Casco & Avi so i can take off without them.

 

With the Singals setup i try and get to him first because i know a shortcut that'll loose the cops quickly and finish the setup with 3 minutes to spare.

 

Instead of going into the inlet and up river as soon as i take off i go to the left and i drive down the beach a ways and then i run and get a car come back and pick up Avi and then get on the main roads then pull onto the railroad tracks leading to sandy shores.

 

No matter how many times i tell them not to follow me...They follow me

No matter how many times i tell them to get out of the car...They don't get out of the car.

No matter how many times i tell them not to follow me in a car...They follow me in a car

 

It's like they have no clue that it's much harder to get rid of the cops when you have people around you than if you're alone.

 

Ok, no really, what the f*ck is with this trend of both navigators getting into the same car? 3 hours I've been trying to get THE FIRST PAC STANDARD SETUP done, but the navigators just pile into the same car, find 1 van...... THEN JUST SIT THERE EXPECTING US TO FIND THE OTHER ONE!

 

NEWSFLASH YOU WORTHLESS TURDS: THE DRIVERS CAN'T PHOTOGRAPH THE VANS!!!!

Whenever i am the navigator on that setup i'll select my motorcycle because it makes it go so much faster.

 

I'm still surprised how many people still don't know that you don't need to have a Driver to do this setup

[CrysisAverted]

man I just dunno

 

try to join heist

its full

stuck in clouds

disconnect back to singleplayer

get back online

get killed by one dude who keeps barrel rolling even tho I'm free aiming and shooting the sh*t outta him hes not going down

snipe some other dude 2x upper torso and he still has more than half his health

check players

f*cking three assholes in my game with xxxxxxxx.xx value kd

get invite for heist

join it to get the hell outta here

its full

 

my mistake for thinking heists were available

[Dan McChill]

 

I try and make sure i am the first one to the Casco & Avi so i can take off without them.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure once you open the Casco's container, a cutscene appears and you're with your teammate in the car.

Edited July 31, 2015 by Dan McChill

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

I try and make sure i am the first one to the Casco & Avi so i can take off without them.

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure once you open the Casco's container, a cutscene appears and you're with your teammate on the car.

 

Not if they're still on the ground outside the ship...

 

I'll tell them to climb the crane and use the sniper to take out the ones on the outside and i'll go get the car.

 

If they're not on the ship they won't be included in the cut-screen

[Claptrap NL]

Played TDM for a DO. I got someone in my team and the other team only had 1 player so I though this would be easy.

Hell no. This ''teammate'' of me runs as a headless chicken and manage it to get killed 6 times out of the 8.

We got 3 kills, all made by me.

 

Edit: Nevermind. This guy is a hacker or use some superpowers. how can he not die if we both shoot him in the head?

Edited July 31, 2015 by Claptrap NL

[Captain Sensib1e]

 

 

 

What about Skyrim? This game had got me addicted. I can't even fire up GTAV without getting bored and wanting to fight Draugr/Dragons/Dragon priests. Surely the game seems to be almost as buggy as GTAO when you check the Wiki, because almost every page states that there's a bug, but I am yet to run into a harmful one. Only the entertaining and seemingly harmless bugs.

 

Hell, Skyrim can run with 0 Updates just as fine.

Aaw man Skyrim ruined my life for a while back on PC. Around 450 hours in. It's as buggy as all hell but it's one of those rare games you don't care how buggy it is because it's so incredible. Started Witcher this week, took about three hours to get into it. It's looking good, very very good.

 

 

I wish I could live in Skyrim. Its the only game I felt that way lol.

 

I prefer oblivion and please keep it on topic

 

 

Oblivion? Or do you mean Cyrodiil?

[hotline.n.w.refn]

With the Singals setup i try and get to him first because i know a shortcut that'll loose the cops quickly and finish the setup with 3 minutes to spare.

 

Instead of going into the inlet and up river as soon as i take off i go to the left and i drive down the beach a ways and then i run and get a car come back and pick up Avi and then get on the main roads then pull onto the railroad tracks leading to sandy shores.

What a coincidence! I use a similar approach, only I get the car to the sawmill, go to the tunnel, and hide from cops in the hills - dodging the helicopter is not complicated, if you have a decent off-road vehicle. I get to the end checkpoint with three minutes to spare if everything goes right, one minute if I f*ck up dodging the helicopter.

[Darrel]

Drivers are f*cking useless in the photograph post op vans.

 

When I'm put as the driver I'm useless to the team. Because no one gets in my car anyway. And I can't use trackify myself. And even when I come across a van a can't f*cking take a picture and send to Lester.