The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Captain Sensib1e]

Uh, what?

I still don't see the reason to blow that car up, aside from the wheels color.

 

[Rekia87]

My pay for Heist Finales depends on a few things:

 

1. If you're gonna be a dildo through all the setups and f*ck things up just for the sake of f*cking things up, you aren't getting 25% or even 20%

 

2. If you can't handle yourself, can't shoot worth a sh*t, or can't drive like a normal g*ddamn person, you aren't getting 25 or 20%

 

3. I put up the money for the Heist, and I don't make any money on the setups. I don't know about the rest of you folks on here, but that's why I don't give 25% all around. I want to make back whatever I put in, plus have a decent cut. I'm not gonna be a massive douche and take 60 while everyone else makes peanuts.

[ChicagoCubs2188]

Don't create a second character and delete it. You will lose all your Pegasus vehicles on you main level 336 character and Rockstar won't do sh*t about it.

[ten-a-penny]

Don't create a second character and delete it. You will lose all your Pegasus vehicles on you main level 336 character and Rockstar won't do sh*t about it.

No, you don't.

Unless its a new glitch, you cannot lose anything from your main character unless you did the Character Recreation glitch.

[ChicagoCubs2188]

 

Don't create a second character and delete it. You will lose all your Pegasus vehicles on you main level 336 character and Rockstar won't do sh*t about it.

No, you don't.

Unless its a new glitch, you cannot lose anything from your main character unless you did the Character Recreation glitch.

I'm not sure what I did. I created a new character, skipped tutorial, didn't like the way it looked so swap character then deleted the character and I logged out.

[Claptrap NL]

A guy, rank 104, called himself the best kid (dafuq), can't hack the laptop on the Los Santos Connection mission *smiley that's ROFL

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

Don't create a second character and delete it. You will lose all your Pegasus vehicles on you main level 336 character and Rockstar won't do sh*t about it.

No, you don't.

Unless its a new glitch, you cannot lose anything from your main character unless you did the Character Recreation glitch.

I'm not sure what I did. I created a new character, skipped tutorial, didn't like the way it looked so swap character then deleted the character and I logged out.

.... So let me guess this straight...

1. You created a new character and skipped tutorial;
2. You didn't like the way your character looked like (happens to the best of us) so you....
3. ... Swapped back to your main, and deleted THAT one?

Or am I missing something? Are you sure you were highlighting the new character?

[ChicagoCubs2188]

^ no sorry, I deleted the second character and lost my Pegasus vehicles from my main character.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

If you see someone 'unready' after you change their role, you better change it back. Making someone do a role he/she was not good with, you will fail or get trolled. As in what I was just forced to do to a tool who made the highest rank member in the heist as the damn pilot...

 

Was even the first to ready up, and then you steal my role? Nah, brah. You can now find a less capable stooge to be your pilot. Hope it works out.

Edited July 23, 2015 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[WildBrick142]

>Unlocks Assault Rifle
>Picks up Assault Rifle when soloing Contact Missions
>Buys f*ckload of ammo for said Assault Rifle & does other stuff for a while
>Tries to join a heist but it's already full a millisecond after receiving invite
>Gets booted to another session because not wanting to join a queue is a punishable offence
>Assault Rifle is gone

ffs.

[ten-a-penny]

>Unlocks Assault Rifle

>Picks up Assault Rifle when soloing Contact Missions

>Buys f*ckload of ammo for said Assault Rifle & does other stuff for a while

>Tries to join a heist but it's already full a millisecond after receiving invite

>Gets booted to another session because not wanting to join a queue is a punishable offence

>Assault Rifle is gone

 

ffs.

Rockstar changed it so that you NEED to purchase the weapon, else it'll disappear the next time you're in a new session.

abouttoexplodefromanger.gif

[WWEMichaelB]

Tired of people inviting me to do heists just to have them kick me when I join.

[Captain Sensib1e]

A word of advice for all you randoms doing Heists out there.

 

Try dying less.

 

 

That is all.

[ten-a-penny]

A word of advice for all you randoms doing Heists out there.

 

Try dying less.

 

 

That is all.

sorry, its 2 hard 4 me :-((((

 

 

Thanks to these idiots I refrained from playing the game in the first place.

[Rekia87]

Tired of people inviting me to do heists just to have them kick me when I join.

Ain't that a b*tch? Happens to me a lot. And I'm rank 182, with full driving, stealth, and strength skills and more than halfway full flying. You want me to join, then boot me? F*ck is that all about? My skills don't mean anything? I'm not some noob who just started. I've been playing since the beginning.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Uh, what?

I still don't see the reason to blow that car up, aside from the wheels color.

 

Hipster T-20, driven from the "i can't drive & hit every wall, gotta have the expensivest car tho" guys, who run over everyone & don't expect to get blown up, cause they're fabolous.

[ciel]

TWO YEARS LATER AND I'M STILL A sh*tTY PILOT!!! Ugh

[AccountNoLongerUsed]

NVM

Edited July 23, 2015 by X12-1992

[TarHeelJohn]

Game should let us rate other players on their heist skills. If somebody sucks, it ought to warn everyone in the heist lobby.

[pockings]

Key Codes, "The Buyer failed" before the cut scene. I'd like to know how on earth can the buyer fail. All he/she had to do is stand there and wait for the car to pull up

[WildBrick142]

 

>Unlocks Assault Rifle

>Picks up Assault Rifle when soloing Contact Missions

>Buys f*ckload of ammo for said Assault Rifle & does other stuff for a while

>Tries to join a heist but it's already full a millisecond after receiving invite

>Gets booted to another session because not wanting to join a queue is a punishable offence

>Assault Rifle is gone

 

ffs.

Rockstar changed it so that you NEED to purchase the weapon, else it'll disappear the next time you're in a new session.

abouttoexplodefromanger.gif

 

Well that sucks. They might as well remove enemy weapon dropping since that's pretty much useless now - can't pick up guns, can't pick up ammo.

 

 

A word of advice for all you randoms doing Heists out there.

 

Try dying less.

 

 

That is all.

That reminds me of the mess The Prison Break was today.

 

Host sets difficulty to easy. Gets Crew member #1 to be the Prison officer. I was the pilot. Crew member #3 was the Demolition. Flying behind lazers, suddenly Host and Crew #1 start dying. Repeatedly. Demolition left and we restarted on normal difficulty this time. Then I was the prison officer (I was rank 28 at the time, host was 30), Host was Prisoner, Crew #1 was Demolition and new member (Crew #4) was a Pilot.

 

Inside the prison I go all out rambo with a f*cking SMG while the host managed died once. We get out the prison and go to the airfield to see the Velum's engine on fire. Whatever. I passed the heist once with a burning Velum. There was a cop car next to it though so I wanted to shoot the cops in it so we don't die. Suddenly cops start swarming in, we make a run for the plane and the host died. Nobody's fault really (kinda mine though). We restart and again, rampaging through the prison yard, Host dies again. and again. And then we all get disconnected at the fail screen.

 

Crew #1 says on the chat he wants to continue being demo. What happens next? The host re-shuffles every-f*cking-thing. Rank 100-something as Pilot, me as demolition and Crew #1 as Prison Officer. - Basically instead of taking me again to help out, he gets a guy that will repeatedly go dying. - We carry on anyway. I cover the pilot and the wave of deaths begin. Host and Crew # 1 die. After 2 more restarts I'm asking through the chat "do you guys even use cover?" and Rank 100-something says "that's a good question" - no responses from either host or Crew #1 (Crew #1 said "i'm done" before that though). They then proceed to nuke the bus along with themselves and Crew #1 leaves.

 

Normally I would be determined to help until it's done - I did the "heist" already but did not get the achievement as I got disconnected at the custcene (whoop-de-doo) so I needed to do this before carrying on with other heists - but that was simply a lost cause.

 

 

 

Also has anyone managed to get an successful iFruit order recently? BlueStacks works like a charm now so I wanted to get myself some plates but I get no text message to collect my order. Not sure if it's because I'm using BlueStacks to run the iFruit app or if it's because R* messed up something - I'm guessing it's the latter though since my test order for singleplayer was received pretty much instantly.

[TarHeelJohn]

The moment the host set the heist to easy, you should have left.

[Khaisz]

If you see someone 'unready' after you change their role, you better change it back. Making someone do a role he/she was not good with, you will fail or get trolled. As in what I was just forced to do to a tool who made the highest rank member in the heist as the damn pilot...

 

Was even the first to ready up, and then you steal my role? Nah, brah. You can now find a less capable stooge to be your pilot. Hope it works out.

Unless when I'm hosting and asks everyone what role they want, 1 person responds, I set him and me to what he wants and what I want, asks if it's okay, no respons from the other 2, All readys up and we start. Quiet #1 goes to his car, drives to the plane and stands still for awhile, then says. "I don't know how to fly the plane."

Seriously, I asked if you was okay with your role and you said nothing. So if I would see someone unready and I ask what role you want and you just stay quiet, I would stop caring about what role you have.

 

So in short, Don't like your role? Say something, don't just be quiet and later troll or complain.

[Khaisz]

Key Codes, "The Buyer failed" before the cut scene. I'd like to know how on earth can the buyer fail. All he/she had to do is stand there and wait for the car to pull up

Had that problem a few times too, Usually involved anyones car parked wrongly, the buyer shooting with a the gun or punching the cars in the parking lot.

[DrSweatySphincter]

I hate The Lost NPC's and their stupid motorcycles shooting me from crazy angles.

[Kushology]

420 pages!

 

Who the f*ck dies on the way to the meeting in Key Codes?

[Black Terminator]

420 pages!

 

Who the f*ck dies on the way to the meeting in Key Codes?

You'd be surprised on how much of an idiot that randoms are.

[Low-Leaf]

"Your co-pilot is operating the helicopters rockets" why is this an option in any heli except for the Valkyrie?

The co-pilot doesn't have lock-on auto-aim so is shooting at nothing when I'm a safe distance away from bad guy fire, even if they could shoot an enemy 1 pixel in diameter the co-pilots rockets are affected by my momentum so that perfect shot was only perfect 20 yards behind us.

 

On top of that, if it's the Savage, the co-pilot doesn't have the continuous rocket fire OR auto-lock which infamously compensates it's balsa wood defense. So that's a thing.

Can't kick people out of any heli let alone one you bought and saved for so I guess I'm bailing out or hovering until you realize we may aswell be flying a Frogger with our rockets effectively disabled. And tbh I would've bought a friggen Frogger if I knew someone else would always be operating the very reason I bought the craft for!!

 

*edit* - spelling

Edited July 24, 2015 by Low-Leaf

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Ok, so for whatever reason lately, my aim is becoming randomly switched to AA from FA. A side effect of joining so many heist invites from the other side? Maybe. Anyways, not realizing this I hopped on to play and fired up S&S. Not long did it take for me to realize my aim is AA again...ugh, no biggie just get it done and switch it back.

 

Now here's where it gets interesting. In FA when I do this mission, I'm always between 30-35 kills at the end, in AA I ended with 68...68! Holy hell were those mercs just comin out tha ol woodworks...if that's the amount of increased difficulty just cuz you AA, no wonder ppl have a difficult time solo...damn, 68 mercs. I thought something was messed up, hardcore. Barely scraped my ass outa der, just littered with bullet holes...

[Claptrap NL]

Why do people always bitch about others not helping them on missions/heist while they're the one(s) who took off all alone?
If you wanna do it yourself, I let you do it. Don't gonna waste ammo or anything on people who don't play as team on team based stuff.