The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[E•MO•TION]

Hey, was I just playing Crime Scenster with you?

Nope, I've been histing all night.

[Shadowfennekin]

EMP setup. Everyone but the noob is in combat armor. Noob runs up the stairs after we clear the hangar, dies.

 

I get in the Hydra and...... CRASH! Noob commited suicide.

 

Slowly making my way to the Hydra, I see noob running toward it. Get inside, quickly fly up and blow up the Lazers left over once the others took off. I left the Noob stranded solely so we could get it done

[Stoakzee]

My question is, how the hell does a rank 2 get in? You need a high end apartment and to be rank 12. This sh*t still boggles my simple mind.

You can JOIN a heist at any rank but you cannot HOST one until you're rank 12.

[thegtaguy123756]

Wheres the f*ckin heists savage and hydra.discount f*ck me.coclstar give it the me already will ya

[Shadowfennekin]

Gets in turret position of Insurgent

Falls out on the dirt road near the goal as the driver is an idiot and tipped the thing. Does he wait for me to get back in? No, he takes off tail between his legs running me over in the process. Meanwhile the jeeps that were right behind us pull up and shoot me before I can even stand up.

 

Of course I get the blame so I left. f*cking bitch

[fiebru787]

Why people still play PB? Two days ago i try to join any randoms heist and gues what every heist was PB setup or final. Yesterday the same why R* do that even whit the doble $$ on humain lab is very hard to get other heist

[Timcatgt5]

I admit that I am a bit of a loser when it comes to failing missions or dying because of stupidity, maybe its because of this double money and do event for the Humane Labs. Promotional offers can do strange things to a man like me.

 

Although I have made a few millions out of it, there have been cases of avoidable and stupid deaths that I have been involved in.

 

I think I've died more times during that event than the whole time I've been doing heists prior to the event. Just silly mistakes, such as driving too fast and entering the pit of death in the Insurgent mission, with my T20 trapped at a rock, getting shot by the enemy, all these problems affect me physically and mentally.

 

It will only get worse if the Pacific Standard jobs gets the double reward treatment.

 

If anyone has a PS4 and you see me in game (PSN is TimcatGT5), tell me to take my time, I just want money to feed my crew colour addiction.

Edited July 23, 2015 by Timcatgt5

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Literally falling into a coma of total boredom, waiting for a heist setup to fill up.

 

8 million players online. Can't find a 4th player for a heist.

 

I spend more time now falling asleep with the controller in my hand, waiting for a setup to start, or to come out of the clouds, than I do actually playing the game. What the hell?

 

GTA IV loading screen: "Damn, nice music... oh, what? Loading done? Let me load my save again!"

 

GTA V loading screen: "Come on, hurry up! Dude... no. ZzzzzzzZZzzzz...."

[Captain Sensib1e]

Why people still play PB? Two days ago i try to join any randoms heist and gues what every heist was PB setup or final. Yesterday the same why R* do that even whit the doble $$ on humain lab is very hard to get other heist

 

Been seeing a lot of PB too. Maybe people started it up last week and trying to get it out of the way?

[Tails Prower]

 

Why people still play PB? Two days ago i try to join any randoms heist and gues what every heist was PB setup or final. Yesterday the same why R* do that even whit the doble $$ on humain lab is very hard to get other heist

 

Been seeing a lot of PB too. Maybe people started it up last week and trying to get it out of the way?

 

 

Possibly but could also be not everyone wants to play Humane Labs, I have Elder Scrolls Online in at the moment and have only played through Humane Labs

once, currently don't feel I want to play it again even though double cash/rp.

[Chloroform]

 

Literally falling into a coma of total boredom, waiting for a heist setup to fill up.

 

8 million players online. Can't find a 4th player for a heist.

 

I spend more time now falling asleep with the controller in my hand, waiting for a setup to start, or to come out of the clouds, than I do actually playing the game. What the hell?

GTA IV loading screen: "Damn, nice music... oh, what? Loading done? Let me load my save again!"

 

GTA V loading screen: "Come on, hurry up! Dude... no. ZzzzzzzZZzzzz...."

Good old days.

 

[CrookByDaBook4]

Some cars come with awesome rims, but we can't paint them or use them on another car. The Alpha, Zentorno, and Blackfin vette come to mind.

[Shadowfennekin]

Okay the One one One deathmatches for vehicles should be taken away. Very exploitable. Me and another player were trying to blow up THREE tanks with our jets. Whenever one died, he went and got killed by a tank and started and left a One on One for another tank. Eventually I got TWO in one flyby and he got the other. Then the scaredy cats ran into one of their apartments after their tanks were gone.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Nice car you have there, buddy.

 

 

 

[Johnny Alpha]

Last daily objective "Participate in a Deathmatch" I launch one with a random and afterwards my objective remains unchecked.(that was my mistake as I did a "team deathmatch") So I try do do a quick job deathmatch....

 

super parkour 2 $250000000

999999999 rp

hack loby rp

 

And it never fricken stops with that shiat. I wish R would clean the crap once and a while

Edited July 24, 2015 by Johnny Alpha

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm so sick and tired of this stupid f*cking sh*t. Got everything ready for my god damn photoshoot at a specific time and place. Soon as I get into position and snap my first f*cking photo, it says that it's saving my photo. Well it keeps saying that for a full 2 f*cking minutes. Then it says it failed and that something is wrong with the servers. I take the photo again and it saves. I move onto my next. Does the same sh*t and then says that it failed. Times flying by and it's sooner or later going to be too late for me to get the kind of photos that I want in the area. I blow the dumb f*cking car up and turn my Playstation off. I don't have time for this sh*t, dumb ass multibillionaire company doesn't know how to run a f*cking server. I'm just going to focus on the photoshoots I've already done til they get their sh*t together. Dumb f*cking sh*ts.

 

At least I got two f*cking photos! f*cking great right? Wonderful photoshoot 9/11 would do it again

 

 

Edited July 23, 2015 by Scaglietti

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Nice car you have there, buddy.

 

 

 

Ok, so what exactly, are you complainin about? Edited July 23, 2015 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[ten-a-penny]

E:

^ I don't see anything bad about the car, aside from the rims color. Lime Green works wonders with black and black-ish grey.

LMFAO about some guys who've spend 24+ hours on the Convoy Setup. They're all near or above rank 100 (don't ask me how they've reached it_ but can't complete this and now I've played 2 hours with them on that setup. They kept dying or failing any other way and now is one of those retarded f*ckheads blaming me for going solo.

LOL. I told one of the guys how we should do it (which worked every single time people did it that way). Why does R* let these retards play it? Not even to mention that guy who blames me probally is mental sick or something. He should be in an asylum. If you scream, and I mean screaming like a rat that gets burned alive, you really need help. My volume is on 3 or 4 bars, which isn't hard at all for my tv, I barely can hear anything, except this f*ckbag retarded idiot.

Will you believe me if I said that I have NEVER finished PS - Convoy with randoms? AT ALL?

First attempt: Dumbass who I added from this forum ran me over in the first marker and insta-killed me *delete this f*ckdumb after telling him he's an idiot*.

Second-to-fifth attempt: Idiots who either:

• Blow themselves up because of their pink RPG not perfectly lined up so they hit my/other people's Insurgent;
• -OR- Blow the targeted truck up;
• -OR- Gets killed because they are roleplaying as Rambo;
• -OR- They [insert some random f*ck-up here]

A big thanks and a shoutout for -_-OG-_- (or something like that) for adding me and helping me finish Convoy.

Edited July 23, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[fiebru787]

Doing humain heist setup.

-code we all clean the parking lot i get first to eclipse and stand there waiting for the other players. Went they arrive the host run me over even he see me a mile away for no reason fail. Restart again the host die. 3r try we finish the job

- insurgent: a guy in his chrome kuruma run me over went we all go to the quarry fail. 2nd try a low level die driving the normal insurgent. 3r try i take the normal insurgent and finish the job

-LSC 6 player and 4 of them AFK!!what the f*. I run them over too

Edited July 23, 2015 by fiebru787

[Feurian42]

Two things really:

 

1. I don't give a f*ck about your pretentious player level, you don't deserve 25% of anything acting like an asshat all day long. At first I thought maybe high level players think they are too good to do any of the hard work. Now it seems they just suck and are waiting for everyone else to do everything so they don't look like the high level noob they are. Hey, it exists, I have friends that are level 130 plus that can't play worth a crap and only leveled up due to playing with others or RP glitches. In short, yeah your a high level player, so what? I'm a 350 and I know a good player when I see one and most players over level 120 are no better than a level 40 who actually is good.

 

2. How the f*ck can anyone not get to the airfield without gps? OK, if you are say level 75 or below I can see it. But if you are a level 550 and cant find your way out of downtown, get the f*ck out of my heist.

 

Ok, one more:

Hey kid, I know you think you know the best way to do everything and its nice that you are trying. Now shut the mother f*ck up and let everyone play. Maybe ask what everyone does to see if you can learn anything from them. Maybe stop taking YouTube advice from people who seldom do anything but rip good ideas from these forums. Better yet, just tell all your friends to get the best advice to join GTAForums.

[ten-a-penny]

2. How the f*ck can anyone not get to the airfield without gps? OK, if you are say level 75 or below I can see it. But if you are a level 550 and cant find your way out of downtown, get the f*ck out of my heist.

This map is huge. I'm well over Rank 200 AND spent over 2 months playing SP before jumping to Online yet I still get lost.

Argument invalid.

[Claptrap NL]

E:

^ I don't see anything bad about the car, aside from the rims color. Lime Green works wonders with black and black-ish grey.

LMFAO about some guys who've spend 24+ hours on the Convoy Setup. They're all near or above rank 100 (don't ask me how they've reached it_ but can't complete this and now I've played 2 hours with them on that setup. They kept dying or failing any other way and now is one of those retarded f*ckheads blaming me for going solo.

LOL. I told one of the guys how we should do it (which worked every single time people did it that way). Why does R* let these retards play it? Not even to mention that guy who blames me probally is mental sick or something. He should be in an asylum. If you scream, and I mean screaming like a rat that gets burned alive, you really need help. My volume is on 3 or 4 bars, which isn't hard at all for my tv, I barely can hear anything, except this f*ckbag retarded idiot.

Will you believe me if I said that I have NEVER finished PS - Convoy with randoms? AT ALL?

First attempt: Dumbass who I added from this forum ran me over in the first marker and insta-killed me *delete this f*ckdumb after telling him he's an idiot*.

Second-to-fifth attempt: Idiots who either:

• Blow themselves up because of their pink RPG not perfectly lined up so they hit my/other people's Insurgent;
• -OR- Blow the targeted truck up;
• -OR- Gets killed because they are roleplaying as Rambo;
• -OR- They [insert some random f*ck-up here]

A big thanks and a shoutout for -_-OG-_- (or something like that) for adding me and helping me finish Convoy.

1 was on my friendlist, the other 2 were on his friendlist.

[Feurian42]

 

2. How the f*ck can anyone not get to the airfield without gps? OK, if you are say level 75 or below I can see it. But if you are a level 550 and cant find your way out of downtown, get the f*ck out of my heist.

This map is huge. I'm well over Rank 200 AND spent over 2 months playing SP before jumping to Online yet I still get lost.

Argument invalid.

 

Getting lost in some of the far out reaches, maybe, but an airfield? I still find people that are high level and can't make it to Madrazos house! Or cant simply drive to deliver a car to Simeon at the docks. Oh and BTW let me know how lost you get if you get to level 550, I bet it don't happen.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

2. How the f*ck can anyone not get to the airfield without gps? OK, if you are say level 75 or below I can see it. But if you are a level 550 and cant find your way out of downtown, get the f*ck out of my heist.

This map is huge. I'm well over Rank 200 AND spent over 2 months playing SP before jumping to Online yet I still get lost.

Argument invalid.

Getting lost in some of the far out reaches, maybe, but an airfield? I still find people that are high level and can't make it to Madrazos house! Or cant simply drive to deliver a car to Simeon at the docks. Oh and BTW let me know how lost you get if you get to level 550, I bet it don't happen.

I keep getting lost all the time, both in SP and MP, and I've been playing this game since Day 4.

Ever heard of RP glitches BTW?

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

Nice car you have there, buddy.

 

 

 

Ok, so what exactly, are you complainin about?

 

 

The weather.

 

Isn't it obvious? About all the nice unique cars on the streets.

[ten-a-penny]

Uh, what?

I still don't see the reason to blow that car up, aside from the wheels color.

[The Lone Wanderer]

it's raining

f*ck you cockstar, now I'm loading in a new session.

and there's no way I'm buying your sh*tty gta6...

[Feurian42]

 

 

 

2. How the f*ck can anyone not get to the airfield without gps? OK, if you are say level 75 or below I can see it. But if you are a level 550 and cant find your way out of downtown, get the f*ck out of my heist.

This map is huge. I'm well over Rank 200 AND spent over 2 months playing SP before jumping to Online yet I still get lost.

Argument invalid.

 

Getting lost in some of the far out reaches, maybe, but an airfield? I still find people that are high level and can't make it to Madrazos house! Or cant simply drive to deliver a car to Simeon at the docks. Oh and BTW let me know how lost you get if you get to level 550, I bet it don't happen.

 

I keep getting lost all the time, both in SP and MP, and I've been playing this game since Day 4.

Ever heard of RP glitches BTW?

 

Um, yes I have heard of those glitches and know of some who do it.

 

A. This is the bitch and moan topic, that's what I was here doing. There is no argument to be had, I had a complaint and stated it.

B. You being a level 200+ and constantly being lost does not invalidate my irritation with high level players that cannot make it to simple heist objectives without GPS. Granted, I'm not saying people should know the whole map at a certain level, but the amount of people who cannot navigate beyond Eclipse Towers to Los Santos customs is ridiculous.

C. If they glitched to a high level then I definitely don't want them in my heist. All my friends who RP glitched suck bad at this game, I don't play heists with them either.

[VercettiGuy]

So the only thing the iFruit App is useful for is tuning,options for the app and Chop.

 

Everything else needs to be done via internet browser.

 

Bullsh*t.

[JRC99]

Uh, what?

I still don't see the reason to blow that car up, aside from the wheels color.

Pretty sure he's complaining about people blowing other people's cars up for no reason.