The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[TarHeelJohn]

I'm tired of all the mods banning all my topics because they recognize this as a good thread and a 2 THREADS dedicated to one of the BEST AND GENUINELY FUNNY MEMBERS ON THE DAMN FORUM, Giants, as a bad ones. No, I don't want people to post their weird cars on the custom rides topic, because the custom rides topic is for SHOWING OFF GOOD CARS. I JUST WANT ONE FKING TOPIC THAT IS NOT A FKING APPRECIATION THREAD OR SOMEONE ELSE COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT ISN'T EVEN AN ISSUE, OORRRR A DAMN "what has changed in this update that you'll never use in 3 months!" AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

TheCrackRockUnleashed

[thegtaguy123756]

Greedy f*cks on heists

 

So you think your having a mill do ya f*ck off ya greedy selfish little bastard i said an left the game

[Chloroform]

Wanna know what's pissing me off?

People fighting each other and wannabe mods everywhere,

The forum already has enough moderators

I thought this place would be civilized but nope.

I thought the same but the GTA community went down hill after gta4. Some people think because its a game about crime, respecting others goes out the window. Oh and most people just suck these days. I've met a few cool people but that doesn't outweigh the trash.

[GR Choke]

 

Life.

By Marshall Mathers.What is life?

Life is like a big obstacle

put in front of your optical to slow you down

And everytime you think you gotten past it

it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

What are friends?

Friends are people that you think are your friends

But they really your enemies, with secret indentities

and disguises, to hide they true colors

So just when you think you close enough to be brothers

they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin

What is money?

Money is what makes a man act funny

Money is the root of all evil

Money'll make them same friends come back around

swearing that they was always down

What is life?

I'm tired of life

I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins

I'm tired of committing so many sins

Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins

Tired of never having any ends

Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins

I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR sh*t when he spins

Tired of not having a deal

Tired of having to deal with the bullsh*t without grabbing the steel

Tired of drowning in my sorrow

Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo

I'm tired of motherf*ckers spraying sh*t and dartin off

I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour

then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off

I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough

Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk

for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk

I'm tired of using plastic silverware

Tired of working in Building Square

Tired of not being a millionaire

That was Eminem? Damn what happened to that boy?

He got old

[__TheGovernor__]

I was doing Handle with Care with 3 randoms last night. As soon as we started, some broke bastard got in my T20 and drove off. I kick him out. Later, while we're driving the boats to the destination. I get on the boat he's driving. I then toss him off the boat. He then gets killed by the pursuing boats and goes into spectator mode. There's nothing more annoying than someone stealing another person's car.

[hotline.n.w.refn]

I was doing Handle with Care with 3 randoms last night. As soon as we started, some broke bastard got in my T20 and drove off. I kick him out. Later, while we're driving the boats to the destination. I get on the boat he's driving. I then toss him off the boat. He then gets killed by the pursuing boats and goes into spectator mode. There's nothing more annoying than someone stealing another person's car.

There is. I once called in my Savage for a mission, headed for it and noticed, that a dude in the mission tailed me to the helipad. So, I arrive, take the pilot's seat, wait for him, all like "get in, buddy!". So, he pauses for a second, runs to the Savage, f*cking kicks me out of it and flies away... >_>

 

That pissed me off. I rammed his car (a Kuruma, btw) into the sea (this was the helipad near the marina), got into another chopper and went kamikaze on him. He crashed and died, and so did I. Turns out, someone wasted that team life by that time, so it was mission failed. I don't even regret it.

Edited July 22, 2015 by hotline.n.w.refn

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Some of the interiors are f*cking awful. Case in point: The surfer

 

How the hell is this Right for a 50s-60s VW?:

It should be more like this

 

 

Or the Dune/Rat Loader/Truck:

Looks nothing like this!

 

 

 

EDIT:MY 900TH POST!

They pimped it out yo. U no likey?

[thegtaguy123756]

Dont even step ta me when im in ma t20 bruv ill annihilate ya init

[__TheGovernor__]

 

I was doing Handle with Care with 3 randoms last night. As soon as we started, some broke bastard got in my T20 and drove off. I kick him out. Later, while we're driving the boats to the destination. I get on the boat he's driving. I then toss him off the boat. He then gets killed by the pursuing boats and goes into spectator mode. There's nothing more annoying than someone stealing another person's car.

 

There is. I once called in my Savage for a mission, headed for it and noticed, that a dude in the mission tailed me to the helipad. So, I arrive, take the pilot's seat, wait for him, all like "get in, buddy!". So, he pauses for a second, runs to the Savage, f*cking kicks me out of it and flies away... >_>

That pissed me off. I rammed his car (a Kuruma, btw) into the sea (this was the helipad near the marina), got into another chopper and went kamikaze on him. He crashed and died, and so did I. Turns out, someone wasted that team life by that time, so it was mission failed. I don't even regret it.

That happened to me with my Savage also. I got out to get the coke in Los Santos Connection and some level 23 steals my sh*t. And since it isn't his, he gets kicked out, falls to his death, and the mission is failed because we ran out of lives. R* needs to put a lock on Pegasus Vehicles.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Every single f*cking car interior sucks.

I didnt expect much of a variety but THAT is just pure sh*t.

They could have at least put interior customisation in it. For example making it beige or brown,putting in wood etc.

So every car can be like YOU want it and making it YOUR car

Sometimes I do wonder who worked on the cars in this game. Probably people who couldn't give two sh*ts about them and didn't know much about them other than how they looked on the outside and how to assumed they drove. Probably didn't bother to look at spec sheets, videos, or pictures of the cockpits. It's sad that f*cking forumers know more about cars than those workers. I wish they'd put somebody new in charge who actually knows what he/she is doing. Why a classic 60's Ferrari has a cheap ass modern Viper's cockpit and why a VW Bus has a crappy soccer mom SUV cockpit is beyond me.

[PhillBellic]

 

Every single f*cking car interior sucks.

I didnt expect much of a variety but THAT is just pure sh*t.

They could have at least put interior customisation in it. For example making it beige or brown,putting in wood etc.

So every car can be like YOU want it and making it YOUR car

Sometimes I do wonder who worked on the cars in this game. Probably people who couldn't give two sh*ts about them and didn't know much about them other than how they looked on the outside and how to assumed they drove. Probably didn't bother to look at spec sheets, videos, or pictures of the cockpits. It's sad that f*cking forumers know more about cars than those workers. I wish they'd put somebody new in charge who actually knows what he/she is doing. Why a classic 60's Ferrari has a cheap ass modern Viper's cockpit and why a VW Bus has a crappy soccer mom SUV cockpit is beyond me.

 

Even a quick Image Search would have been immensely helpful in the Interior Design.

[slimeball supreme]

Yeah sure, my McLaren will definitely have a generic sports car interior.

Because f*ck you that's why.

[TarHeelJohn]

Trying to do Series A final heist. Guy joins just so he can blow up the vans and truck 45 seconds in? To hell with you. We aren't restarting. Your trolling isn't gonna continue on my clock.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

Every single f*cking car interior sucks.

I didnt expect much of a variety but THAT is just pure sh*t.

They could have at least put interior customisation in it. For example making it beige or brown,putting in wood etc.

So every car can be like YOU want it and making it YOUR car

Sometimes I do wonder who worked on the cars in this game. Probably people who couldn't give two sh*ts about them and didn't know much about them other than how they looked on the outside and how to assumed they drove. Probably didn't bother to look at spec sheets, videos, or pictures of the cockpits. It's sad that f*cking forumers know more about cars than those workers. I wish they'd put somebody new in charge who actually knows what he/she is doing. Why a classic 60's Ferrari has a cheap ass modern Viper's cockpit and why a VW Bus has a crappy soccer mom SUV cockpit is beyond me.

 

Even a quick Image Search would have been immensely helpful in the Interior Design.

 

It's like, I know it isn't a racing game so not every interior is going to be unique, but they made so many designs and then didn't know how to use them properly:

• Infernus used a Lamborghini Gallardo cockpit. So what did they use in the Vacca? The Banshee's.
• Turismo used a Ferrari cockpit. So what did they use in the Carbonizzare? You guessed it, a Schafter's.
• Feltzer used a modern high-tech German cockpit. So you'd think the Sentinel and Zion and maybe the Oracle II would use it as well seeing that it would be a perfect fit? No, Sentinel and Zion use a god damn basic ass Sultan's cockpit and the Oracle uses a Schafter's.
• Coquette Backfin is from the 50's right? So taking a simple glance through Rockstar's cockpits, you'd find the Peyote and see it as a perfect fit right? Nope. Clearly a 60's muscle car's dashboard fits way better!
• The Super GT's Aston Martin cockpit was used in the Rapid GT Roadster. So why did the Rapid GT Coupe, Exemplar, and Massacro get an Obey 9F's Audi-based cockpit instead?

The lack of attention to detail and the blatant obliviousness is mind boggling. It truly makes you wonder who put these f*cking idiots in charge.

[owl-man]

• Coquette Backfin is from the 50's right? So taking a simple glance through Rockstar's cockpits, you'd find the Peyote and see it as a perfect fit right? Nope. Clearly a 60's muscle car's dashboard fits way better!

Since the car is based heavily on the C1RS, an interior more like this would fit better:

But I agree, Rockstar have no clue what they are doing.

[Chloroform]

Some of the interiors are f*cking awful. Case in point: The surfer

 

How the hell is this Right for a 50s-60s VW?:

It should be more like this

 

 

Or the Dune/Rat Loader/Truck:

Looks nothing like this!

 

 

 

EDIT:MY 900TH POST!

Its cheaper to recycle the same sh*t interiors over and over. Each car should have its own unique interior.

[topkek]

Doing humane raid EMP

Me flying the hydra and killing enemies with other players

The last damn enemy jet is burning and falling to the ocean as i'm flying behind it

Suddenly hear the missile alarm and see a missile following me

 

I guess that literally came out of nowhere

[JoeBoneless]

Join mission

 

End up in new lobby

 

Try again

 

New lobby

 

Repeat and same result

 

Then I finally get into miniguns vs kurumas.

 

The miniguns are pistols.....

[Reathyr]

Now I know that most of the following is my own fault for using randoms to play trough the toughest heist finale of all, but it went pretty decent to very good on the other heists, so ya.... (also I need to vent)

 

The Pacific Standard Job, I've met some very good people who were low rank who absolutely knew what they were doing, also some well above 100 who are the same, but at the same time I've encountered just as many idiots from all ranks who somehow don't have a clue, trying to escape the cops shouldn't be that hard.

 

If you're unsure what to do, read or watch a walkthrough/tutorial.

Don't know where to go, follow the guys who seem they do.

Use your 3rd person peek over fences to see where a drop would hurt you and where it won't.

Don't hunker down behind one-sided cover while the rest of your team keeps moving, Lester even says that to you, "Stay together, and keep moving", you're more liable to get shot in your ass then anything else

And for god sake, learn to at least the basics of driving a motorcycle.

 

I don't expect you to know advanced tactics like knowing alternate routes to the tunnel from memory, or using a feint or double feint to trick cops that are trying to ram you off the road, just some common sense

[Ak47clower]

squeakers that want to f*ck my mom

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

squeakers that want to f*ck my mom

Is she hot?

[Ak47clower]

 

squeakers that want to f*ck my mom

Is she hot?

 

e cups

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

squeakers that want to f*ck my mom

Is she hot?

 

e cupsI asked hot or not? Not breast size. E cups don't mean much.

[Ak47clower]

 

 

 

squeakers that want to f*ck my mom

Is she hot?

 

e cups

I asked hot or not? Not breast size. E cups don't mean much.

 

shes my mother. i tend to not develop sexual feelings towards my mother

[The Lone Wanderer]

f*ck you rock

f*ck you t20

f*ck you lago zancudo

get the picture?

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

 

 

 

squeakers that want to f*ck my mom

Is she hot?

 

e cups

I asked hot or not? Not breast size. E cups don't mean much.

 

shes my mother. i tend to not develop sexual feelings towards my motherAhahahaha , you don't necessarily have sexual feelings to think a human form is attractive or not.

 

just messin' wit ya, btw I had friends in HS that gave me sh*t about wanting my mom...

 

[Stoakzee]

 

^Heist is full? Not a problem R* because you'll just pop me back into the free roam session I was already in right?.....right R*....?

*Joining new session*

 

[Arrows to Athens]

 

^Heist is full? Not a problem R* because you'll just pop me back into the free roam session I was already in right?.....right R*....?

*Joining new session*

 

I love it when it takes you down back into the session again but as soon as it reaches the ground it instantly goes back up again and you have to wait another minute so it can put you into a completely different session. They know they're being an ass.

[MeatSafeMurderer]

[crack1king]

 

 

Life.

By Marshall Mathers.What is life?

Life is like a big obstacle

put in front of your optical to slow you down

And everytime you think you gotten past it

it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

What are friends?

Friends are people that you think are your friends

But they really your enemies, with secret indentities

and disguises, to hide they true colors

So just when you think you close enough to be brothers

they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin

What is money?

Money is what makes a man act funny

Money is the root of all evil

Money'll make them same friends come back around

swearing that they was always down

What is life?

I'm tired of life

I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins

I'm tired of committing so many sins

Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins

Tired of never having any ends

Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins

I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR sh*t when he spins

Tired of not having a deal

Tired of having to deal with the bullsh*t without grabbing the steel

Tired of drowning in my sorrow

Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo

I'm tired of motherf*ckers spraying sh*t and dartin off

I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour

then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off

I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough

Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk

for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk

I'm tired of using plastic silverware

Tired of working in Building Square

Tired of not being a millionaire

That was Eminem? Damn what happened to that boy?

He got oldNah I personally think it was when he stop doing drugs he went down