The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[RocknRumble]

At this point I've run out of things to bitch and rage about. The game is still buggy as all hell, I can't seem to find a competent heist team. and every time I attempt to host one nobody joins(still stuck freakin Prison Break for God's sake).

[OptiCog]

This one guy just annoyed me so bad with his stupidity. The finale for the Prison Break heist; I asked the group where they feel they're best in. I put the low-rank guy down as the prisoner along with the guy who said he can't fly for crap as the guard. Since I know my luck is that assigning the other guy as demolition would mean he wouldn't be able to hit a damn thing in the Buzzard. So I assigned him as the pilot, as he says he's not too good in combat or with choppers. We all know the plane gets heat on it and I told him to just fly around Sandy Shores in a circle.

The first time, he crashes into a crane because he tried to be cool instead of making a bee-line towards Sandy Shores.

The second time, he doesn't land. But this is when I noticed the idiot is forgetting to put up his landing gear, which hinders the plane a bit. He tries to fly and stay as low as he can because he somehow thinks this is safer than doing what I told him to do. He crashes... right into the prison walls.

 

The third time, he arrives in Sandy Shores before I get to the Buzzard. So what does he do? Lands the thing... in the middle of town. Then he blows it up because he can't figure out how to take off without hitting a lamp post or a car... or a building because he apparently doesn't know how to use the shoulder buttons.

 

How do you play this game and NOT know how to fly a plane OR that you should do none of those things when flying a plane with the military on your ass? Even more so when you're told to fly high and to only fly in a circle so I can easily take out the jets? I'm often very lucky with randoms and have a fairly high patience level, but this guy's stupidity kinda got to me lol.

[Rekia87]

This one guy just annoyed me so bad with his stupidity. The finale for the Prison Break heist; I asked the group where they feel they're best in. I put the low-rank guy down as the prisoner along with the guy who said he can't fly for crap as the guard. Since I know my luck is that assigning the other guy as demolition would mean he wouldn't be able to hit a damn thing in the Buzzard. So I assigned him as the pilot, as he says he's not too good in combat or with choppers. We all know the plane gets heat on it and I told him to just fly around Sandy Shores in a circle.

 

The first time, he crashes into a crane because he tried to be cool instead of making a bee-line towards Sandy Shores.

 

The second time, he doesn't land. But this is when I noticed the idiot is forgetting to put up his landing gear, which hinders the plane a bit. He tries to fly and stay as low as he can because he somehow thinks this is safer than doing what I told him to do. He crashes... right into the prison walls.

 

The third time, he arrives in Sandy Shores before I get to the Buzzard. So what does he do? Lands the thing... in the middle of town. Then he blows it up because he can't figure out how to take off without hitting a lamp post or a car... or a building because he apparently doesn't know how to use the shoulder buttons.

 

How do you play this game and NOT know how to fly a plane OR that you should do none of those things when flying a plane with the military on your ass? Even more so when you're told to fly high and to only fly in a circle so I can easily take out the jets? I'm often very lucky with randoms and have a fairly high patience level, but this guy's stupidity kinda got to me lol.

Idiots... Idiots everywhere. I gave up on doing stuff with randoms. Maybe his parents were related or something...

[LightningLord]

Why the f*ck doesnt it show a hosts rank when the invite shows?

 

Like I really want to watch some low level die from less health over and over.

That's odd. I see the rank of those that invite me. I wonder why it doesn't show for you.

 

Anyways, I'm so sick and tired of catchup in races. Why the f*ck is it in this game...stop decreasing the top speed of my cars!

Edited July 19, 2015 by LightningLord

[Sentinel Driver]

It's also kinda stupid when sometimes you can't tell if the invite is for a finale or a set up cutscene. Why not name the start up cutscene like Prison Break - Starting up? And name the finale Prison Break - Finale for example?

[budcat]

It's also kinda stupid when sometimes you can't tell if the invite is for a finale or a set up cutscene. Why not name the start up cutscene like Prison Break - Starting up? And name the finale Prison Break - Finale for example?

This would save people on both ends because when you're hosting for the first time you're guaran-damn-teed to get someone quitting as soon as the cutscene is over and then it's back to waiting on the invite screen...

[FlourescentBlack]

...gunner bailing out with ground crew in Humane labs raid.

[Gridl0k]

Nice series of races with randoms (by which I mean they mostly raced fairly, and I usually won), voted for next race, R* try to merge lobbies and I get "This session is full".

 

f*ckING THREE TIMES IN ONE EVENING.

[Shadowfennekin]

Daily Objective:

Tennis

 

*breaks down in tears*

[Mottershead]

 

The company is named after Ettore Bugatti. It's pronounced Bu-got-ee not Boo-gatti. That's how even proper British people say it so that's how I say it.

 

 

It appears the correct pronunciation is Boo-ga-tee. You had genuinely piqued an interest in how it was pronounced. I looked online (and even conferred with an Italian acquaintance) and it is clearly pronounced the way you hate.

[DS_NEO]

Holy sh*t how many times have I been kicked out of a heist? Over a f*cking million! F'ing connection errors! Why does the heist fail immediately when someone dies?! Why did R* let people control the payouts!? Heists now got boring and repetitive

I had a lot more fun playing PAYDAY 2 CE PS4 and completing the many heists that game has to offer.

[BlackMilk]

It's also kinda stupid when sometimes you can't tell if the invite is for a finale or a set up cutscene. Why not name the start up cutscene like Prison Break - Starting up? And name the finale Prison Break - Finale for example?

I was just bitching about this a day or two ago. Thank you for bitching about it with me, brother!

 

What I also find extremely annoying is the fact that as host, it sometimes takes quite a while to see the rank of joining players. Almost every lobby I host now (probably because of the event) I get a rank 8 player in, or something around that area. Before I can react and go to the joined player info screen to select and kick him, one or two other players will have instantly left because they think I'm keeping the low rank player in.

 

Seriously people, give me a few seconds. As long as the job isn't being launched, there's no harm done. I'm not the most patient player myself, but I'm a little more realistic than that!

[CosmoMau5]

Was making a bitch and moan crew so the readers of this thread can socialize together with other competent players. Can't use the words bitch and c*nt in an 18+ game, can't change logo on IOS *facepalm* here's the link feel free to join http://rsg.ms/17f3cc9

[ten-a-penny]

Was making a bitch and moan crew so the readers of this thread can socialize together with other competent players. Can't use the words bitch and c*nt in an 18+ game, can't change logo on IOS *facepalm* here's the link feel free to join http://rsg.ms/17f3cc9

GTFO.

 

This is not a "host your crew" thread. People come here to complain about the game, not to advertise their sh*tty crews.

[CosmoMau5]

I was moaning about Social Club while trying to facilitate something is bitch moan readers can enjoy, c*nt

[ten-a-penny]

"[....] so the readers of this thread can socialize together with other competent players. Here's the link to join"

 

Yeah, right.

[CosmoMau5]

The crew is for B&M members to play with other B&M members, I'm rarely on this game so being the leader of a crew won't give me an erection. There is no need to be rude. If you don't want to join don't join

[ten-a-penny]

The crew is for B&M members to play with other B&M members, I'm rarely on this game so being the leader of a crew won't give me an erection. There is no need to be rude. If you don't want to join don't join

Ah so you admit that you're throwing your crew at our face? Hmm. Didn't you just said that you were "complaining" about Social Club?

You do know that advertising outside of certain threads/sub-sections is forbidden, right?

Edited July 19, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[CosmoMau5]

The Eclipse tower garage bug where there are cremated blocking it

[Claptrap NL]

7 year old kid who says he's gonna kill you, get killed by you 10 times in a row, starts screaming and says he's gonna kill you in real life. Maybe that's a LOL.

[ten-a-penny]

7 year old kid who says he's gonna kill you, get killed by you 10 times in a row, starts screaming and says he's gonna kill you in real life. Maybe that's a LOL.

Pfft. You wait until you own a lvl60+ while you're lvl25. The dude's anger was UNBELIEVABLE.

[Claptrap NL]

 

7 year old kid who says he's gonna kill you, get killed by you 10 times in a row, starts screaming and says he's gonna kill you in real life. Maybe that's a LOL.

Pfft. You wait until you own a lvl60+ while you're lvl25. The dude's anger was UNBELIEVABLE.

 

Long life the mute option. Haha, I know what you mean man.

[ten-a-penny]

Meh, owning a lvl200+ while still being stuck as a lvl150 was a lot funner. I have posted the whole story in Share Your Stories - its buried somewhere in that thread.

[Cackling Jack]

Been getting a lot of hate mail lately. "You've Rubbish" or my personal favorite "Your bad bro" Do you guys get any hate mail? I'm curious . Find it funny that players take to time out out to send you these texts.

[egomaniac247]

I have literally been trying to complete Prison Break with randoms since 10am this morning. It's 7pm.

 

I can't tell you how many different sessions I've been in today. The closest I got to finishing today was an idiot who died while parachuting down to the helicopter.

 

Beyond that, the plane's destroyed or they can't get through the prison. I give up. I could have made $500,000 in mission grinding by now.

[Nokuto]

I have literally been trying to complete Prison Break with randoms since 10am this morning. It's 7pm.

 

I can't tell you how many different sessions I've been in today. The closest I got to finishing today was an idiot who died while parachuting down to the helicopter.

 

Beyond that, the plane's destroyed or they can't get through the prison. I give up. I could have made $500,000 in mission grinding by now.

 

If any of your friends play GTA, invite them instead of playing with randoms. Trust me, it's a lot less of a headache when you're with people you know can play competently.

[Claptrap NL]

Why do people set low ranks as prison officer on the Prison Break heist and higher ranked as prisoner???

I normally set one of the higher ranks as officer so he can protect the lower ranked prisoner.... But yeah, some people probally think low ranks give less powerful enemies I guess.

[Black Terminator]

Trying to do the Elite Challenge on the Prison Break Heist is so f*cking frustrating. First time we tried it. We got it done at 4:40 minute on the dot. The bald headed dude wasn't even 5 meters from us and not taking any gun shots. It still tells us he he took 3 percent damage. On the last 3 attempts the jets screwed us badly on the timing. There was no jets on us and then it says we still wanted and then we got the jet on us 1 second before we got to the yellow dot. Rockstar is really screwing the players out of this challenge I swear.

[GR Choke]

Anyone else run and jump when wearing the heavy vest in heists?

 

And then do it in FR

[kzstone]

I'm tired of R* letting kids play this game, it's a f*cking 18+ game for f*ck sake! and those kids should do their homeworks or whatthef*ckever!

 

All i hear now when i go online is little kids whining or crying about every-f*cking-thing

 

mom? MOOOOOOOOOOOM?!?! go get me a soda, seriously turn your f*cking mic off if you're going to scream right in it.

 

If it's not kids, IT'S SQEEKING TEENS MOANING ABOUT HOW THEY GOT THEIR CAR IMPOUNDED after a gunfight.

 

 

 

I'm also tired of most idiots online killing me for no f*cking reason and then bitch and moan to their ''buddies'' about how he got that bitch good.

just go f*ck yourselves that think you're soo damn good when you kill a non hostile player.

 

Tank user can go blow their own dicks, seriuosly pulling out a tank because you can't shoot ? gimme a f*cking break for f*ck sake.

 

f*cking douchebaggin motherf*ckers!

 

 

I feel soo better now

 

 

i know this is more than 1 year old but it was a good rant

 

i like it

 

 

i have no beef with R* yet but i do wonder why on God's earth you don't let us buy all that nice houses on the hills and only allow an apartment with just a couple of bedrooms?

 

i'm tired of living in a pigeon hole irl so i want some land so i could let my pet tigers run around!!