The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shadowfennekin]

Okay, I get you want to speed through the setups for the double Finale money but is it really necessary to bring along a level 7 just to fill the last slot? Find somebody competent to bring on the rest of the Heist.

 

We start.... I speed off in my T20, level 7 hops in one of the Kurumas. I get there first, steal the bus and race to the hills to take out the helicopter away from road cops. Level 7 Kuruma shows up..... level 7 gets out rather than stay in the safety of tthe vehicle, dies within two seconds. -_-

Restart..... everyone hopped in one Kuruma so I decided to join them. We get there, derpy 7 gets out and dies again.

*leaves*

[Chloroform]

Rockstar fix the connection issues already, f*cking bullsh*t. You have no issues collecting shark card purchases, put some money back into the game. Nah f*ck a working connection.

F***ing cops in this game are annoying!! Can't have a simple battle without them showing up and ruining my fun. They also hinder my abilities to deal my illegally made mixtapes.

No clue why cop free lobbies aren't in this game, seems kinda forced upon us. Gta4 had this lets take it away from them. Give us a sh*t passive mode, enter passive mode, cop hits me, I can't defend myself. Rockstar logic at its best.

[MikeyDLuffy]

Okay, I get you want to speed through the setups for the double Finale money but is it really necessary to bring along a level 7 just to fill the last slot? Find somebody competent to bring on the rest of the Heist.

 

We start.... I speed off in my T20, level 7 hops in one of the Kurumas. I get there first, steal the bus and race to the hills to take out the helicopter away from road cops. Level 7 Kuruma shows up..... level 7 gets out rather than stay in the safety of tthe vehicle, dies within two seconds. -_-

Restart..... everyone hopped in one Kuruma so I decided to join them. We get there, derpy 7 gets out and dies again.

*leaves*

Same happened to me in PB station, how the low level 10 dies playing as the cop I'll never know.

 

Never again...

Edited July 18, 2015 by MikeyDLuffy

[Davey Boy]

I have a teeny weeny question for randumbs: Why the hell is it so hard to avoid the propeller on the godforsaken Velum?

[MikeyDLuffy]

I have a teeny weeny question for randumbs: Why the hell is it so hard to avoid the propeller on the godforsaken Velum?

Almost like moths to the flame.

[Robaldinio]

Since when did they mess with PS Signal, I use to be able to grab avi and drive to shore and order my car. Now I can't? Wtf? Stupid R*. Dafuq did being able to order your car become a no-no..? Blow me!

 

Yeah, we found that yesterday. My friend and I dive all the way north to the shore near the island and grab the respawn jet-skis instead of the ones on the waypoint. This means our cars are waiting back at the shore when we return with Avi. The problem is if you fail and respawn, your cars are no longer there and this was when we discovered you can't call Johhny-on-the-spot. Luckily though there were a few vehicles spawned up on the beach.

 

 

Ffs im sick of randoms online!!! Just joined the lost mc stealth setup and what do yhe randoms do?!? They start shooting unsuppresed guns! EVEN THOUGH THE OBJECTIVE CLEARLY SAYS 'take out the lost without alerting them' IM DONE WITH THIS f*ckING GAME!

 

Dude, nobody reads/listens to instructions about using suppressed weapons on that mission or the Humane Labs EMP one. Nobody hears the instructions on PS Vans about opening your phone and using the app (which is why I complete the the entire mission solo). Nobody listens to the instructions about which bikes to steal on PS Bikes - nor do they look at the f*cking blips on the minimap.

 

There's a reason this game is certificated 18. And even if it wasn't certificated, it would still be PEGI 16 or something due to the fact it requires more of a attention span than any of these f*cking under 12s have. The other day, my friend and I spent HOURS trying to complete PS Bikes with a series of different randoms and at point we were apparently playing with a 7 year old kid from Pakistan (although he actually wasn't bad, to be fair). But the minimum level requirement for any heist should be rank 50. Anyone lower than that just isn't experienced enough and should be learning the robes with Gerald and Martin LIKE THE REST OF US DID.

 

And R* needs to actually ENFORCE f*cking rank requirements. Is there even any point to them? Any player of any rank can apparently join any mission in the game.

[LahTigre]

 

Okay, I get you want to speed through the setups for the double Finale money but is it really necessary to bring along a level 7 just to fill the last slot? Find somebody competent to bring on the rest of the Heist.

 

We start.... I speed off in my T20, level 7 hops in one of the Kurumas. I get there first, steal the bus and race to the hills to take out the helicopter away from road cops. Level 7 Kuruma shows up..... level 7 gets out rather than stay in the safety of tthe vehicle, dies within two seconds. -_-

Restart..... everyone hopped in one Kuruma so I decided to join them. We get there, derpy 7 gets out and dies again.

*leaves*

Same happened to me in PB station, how the low level 10 dies playing as the cop I'll never know.

 

Never again...

 

Oh it's simple, the idiots get in a gunfight with police trying to take the cruiser, get way more stars than they should of and can't getaway.

[MikeyDLuffy]

 

 

Okay, I get you want to speed through the setups for the double Finale money but is it really necessary to bring along a level 7 just to fill the last slot? Find somebody competent to bring on the rest of the Heist.

 

We start.... I speed off in my T20, level 7 hops in one of the Kurumas. I get there first, steal the bus and race to the hills to take out the helicopter away from road cops. Level 7 Kuruma shows up..... level 7 gets out rather than stay in the safety of tthe vehicle, dies within two seconds. -_-

Restart..... everyone hopped in one Kuruma so I decided to join them. We get there, derpy 7 gets out and dies again.

*leaves*

Same happened to me in PB station, how the low level 10 dies playing as the cop I'll never know.

 

Never again...

 

Oh it's simple, the idiots get in a gunfight with police trying to take the cruiser, get way more stars than they should of and can't getaway.

 

Ah I see. Experienced, level headed players just pull out their phones instead lol.

[BlackMilk]

Shoot an unlucky civilian in the face. Wait for cruiser to arrive. Kill both officers with headshots. Drive cruiser into tunnel and wait.

Easy to do in many locations around the city, a common one is the subway tunnel across the street from the apartment on Alta st.

 

You can get into a fight with the police without dying. Low rank players (if they're new) will **** up regardless of the method.

[TARAFRAKA]

This^^^so many times this.

I went on a spree several times last night with the purpose of grabbing the LSPD armored truck. Did it 9 or 10 times in a row, notice some kid has been following me for majority of my spree. Or at least trying to.

He's back far enough but I keep my eye on him.

Keeps trying to get my attention. Finally msgs me OMFG PLS HACK ME A TRUCK TOO LULZZZZ

Idiot. Didnt you just watch me, several times, lure the police until the trucks come out and snatch it? It was random dumbass. I just don't get killed everytime a cop appears because duhhhhhhh.

Edited July 18, 2015 by TARAFRAKA

[Mach1bud]

^^ Pretty sure he is talking about the setup for the Prison Break heist.

[Rekia87]

 

Hey you, yeah you, don't just hop into some random heist and demand equal cut. You have done nothing to help, and nobody can vouch for your ability. Be happy with 150k for 20 minutes of mission or sit in a reggy mission on your own for 20k. Your choice. Ffs, da greed...

Oh my god this.

So many greedy f*cks asking for 20 or 25 percent when I know nothing of their skill.

To them, I say "you can either take 15%, or try your luck in another heist with a host that will only give you 5%.

I agree. If you're skills are sh*t, don't come b*tching at me for more money. I was doing Pac Standard, and this kid starts screaming on mic "I WANT 30 PERCENT GIVE ME THIRTY IM NOT A NOOB OR SQUEAKER I'VE DONE THIS TEN TIMES GIVE ME MORE" and I'm like "Mother fornicater, you better cut the sh*t. I give cuts based on skill and rank. Sh*t skills and low rank? 10 to 15. Better skills and rank above 70, you get 20 to 25." Finally gave the kid 15 because at that point I had been trying to get this damn thing done for over two hours and he wouldn't hit okay unless I bumped his sh*t over ten and this mother effer dies, on the way to the g damn bank! How?! How does that even happen?! We give him another chance and he goes full bullet sponge and dies on the way to the bikes. Another chance because at this point I want this sh*t over with. He fails, because he doesn't follow the route. Two more tries later and he leaves... Sanity slips another five notches and got stuck trying to find someone new. Edited July 18, 2015 by Rekia87

[Rekia87]

Another thing that pisses me of is people calling my Adder a Boo-gatti. It's not pronounced Boo-gatti, it's pronounced Bu-got-ee. The Bu is pronounced the same way beautiful is pronounced. Every time someone calls my Adder a Boogatti I hunt them down. That sh*t bugs the hell out of me.

Edited July 18, 2015 by Rekia87

[JaegerPilot1]

 

Hey you, yeah you, don't just hop into some random heist and demand equal cut. You have done nothing to help, and nobody can vouch for your ability. Be happy with 150k for 20 minutes of mission or sit in a reggy mission on your own for 20k. Your choice. Ffs, da greed...

Oh my god this.

So many greedy f*cks asking for 20 or 25 percent when I know nothing of their skill.

To them, I say "you can either take 15%, or try your luck in another heist with a host that will only give you 5%.

 

I am one of those that are happy to take 15%. If they want more they can host the heist themselves.

[budcat]

When all those smuggler planes, choppers, target cars, bikes, and lester distractions were popping off I remember thinking, "Wow, R* really fixed online. I'm depositing around $100,000 every half hour with no loading screens, no waiting, no downtime. This is great."

 

Of course that was only for a limited time and now free roam is boring as sh*t again.

[Mottershead]

Another thing that pisses me of is people calling my Adder a Boo-gatti. It's not pronounced Boo-gatti, it's pronounced Bu-got-ee. The Bu is pronounced the same way beautiful is pronounced. Every time someone calls my Adder a Boogatti I hunt them down. That sh*t bugs the hell out of me.

 

You're pronouncing it wrong.

[mmm chocolate]

Why the f*ck doesnt it show a hosts rank when the invite shows?

 

Like I really want to watch some low level die from less health over and over.

[TARAFRAKA]

^^ Pretty sure he is talking about the setup for the Prison Break heist.

Yea, I know. I agreed with what he said, then added my own anecdote.

You're being snide for no reason.

[Claptrap NL]

Spending 5 minutes on an outfit should cost you 5 mil.

I don't care if you go bankrupt or end on a dept....

Was in a setup, got my character ready with the outfit and mask I wanted, same for two others in the lobby, and than this guy: Tries to match every single outfit with each available mask.....

30 second timer should be added.

Spending 5 minutes on an outfit should cost you 5 mil.

I don't care if you go bankrupt or end on a dept....

Was in a setup, got my character ready with the outfit and mask I wanted, same for two others in the lobby, and than this guy: Tries to match every single outfit with each available mask.....

30 second timer should be added.

[Mach1bud]

 

^^ Pretty sure he is talking about the setup for the Prison Break heist.

Yea, I know. I agreed with what he said, then added my own anecdote.

You're being snide for no reason.

Sorry I was just pointing it out. I thought you misinterpreted his post, my fault. Just tryin to help.

[Richard Power Colt]

My only complaint is that the game's been out for almost 2 years and the Online mode is still garbage.

Edited July 18, 2015 by GTAandStuff

[theminted]

Rockstar support. f*ck Rockstar support. My daily objectives list wasn't updating with new objectives. I submitted a ticket 6 f*ckING HOURS AGO, and nobody's responded. I even tweeted R* support and gave them my ticket number. Same old response, "we'll view your ticket shortly". Nothing at all.

 

What makes this even worse? I'm not even the only person having this problem, NO OTHER POST has any details how to sort this out. So I'm out of 100k and even 500k for the month, and no help from Rockstar. Nice job lads.

[craigdyid]

 

Hey you, yeah you, don't just hop into some random heist and demand equal cut. You have done nothing to help, and nobody can vouch for your ability. Be happy with 150k for 20 minutes of mission or sit in a reggy mission on your own for 20k. Your choice. Ffs, da greed...

Oh my god this.

So many greedy f*cks asking for 20 or 25 percent when I know nothing of their skill.

To them, I say "you can either take 15%, or try your luck in another heist with a host that will only give you 5%.

 

 

I always split 40-20-20-20 now but A few months ago when I'd only just started playing GTA online I had some dude join my lobby. I was level 30 soemthing and hosting, he was level 150 odd.

 

He sent me a message saying "Put my cut up to 20% " I;d been trying all day to do this heist so just wanted to get it over with. So I put my own cut down to 50%, his to 20 and the other guys stayed on 15. Then he said "now put the other guys down to 10% and increase ours by 5 each"

 

Needless to say I told him where to shove it and left my own lobby.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

ok seriously when the f*ck are they gonna stop concentrating on those dlc's and concetrate everything they have on fixing the glitches and bugs ?

seriously, todays list of sh*tcrap that happened when playing just a few houres:

 

1 discovering a wall breacher that tried to lure my to his place by insulting me because i had a bounty

 

2 disconecting and then afterwards not being able to connect to any lobby again till restarting

 

3 trying a heist and:

a) failing to invite any friends

b) failing to actualy invite skill matched players that are skill matched

c) switching between the heist setting screen, players info screen and screen for sending invites taking 2-5 minutes, wich is way to long for such a simple thing

d) freezing 2 times trying to start a heist

 

4 trying to do a race trough the quick job but giving up after waiting more then 18 minutes to fill a 8 person lobby up

 

5 people asking 5 times if i am a modder.....this also shoud not happen if rockstar was competent, people woud simply call me nolife, wich i am.

[matajuegos01]

I agree with the last sentence, Gold Adder

[rlr149]

 

Hey you, yeah you, don't just hop into some random heist and demand equal cut. You have done nothing to help, and nobody can vouch for your ability. Be happy with 150k for 20 minutes of mission or sit in a reggy mission on your own for 20k. Your choice. Ffs, da greed...

Oh my god this.

So many greedy f*cks asking for 20 or 25 percent when I know nothing of their skill.

To them, I say "you can either take 15%, or try your luck in another heist with a host that will only give you 5%.

 

or they might just as likely get the 20-25%.

it's not like there's only 2 guys hosting, you and the 5% guy.

i think 1 guy tried the 5% thing with me and i didn't ready up, i'm playing a game, already 'wasting my time', so i can wait for 20%.

 

if you're doing it for the money, you don't get money f*cking about in lobbies/waiting for players. so the 5% cash you saved, you wasted in time(ie:finish mission sooner and restart sooner).

if the player turns out to be sh*t chances are you won't finish it or get the payout anyway. might as well pay and get on with it.

Edited July 19, 2015 by rlr149

[saintsrow]

Another thing that pisses me of is people calling my Adder a Boo-gatti. It's not pronounced Boo-gatti, it's pronounced Bu-got-ee. The Bu is pronounced the same way beautiful is pronounced. Every time someone calls my Adder a Boogatti I hunt them down. That sh*t bugs the hell out of me.

Yeah, it boogs the heck atti me, also

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I agree with the last sentence, Gold Adder

thanks

[CrysisAverted]

So I had this tapeworm like thing trying to enter my mouth

 

[Rekia87]

 

Another thing that pisses me of is people calling my Adder a Boo-gatti. It's not pronounced Boo-gatti, it's pronounced Bu-got-ee. The Bu is pronounced the same way beautiful is pronounced. Every time someone calls my Adder a Boogatti I hunt them down. That sh*t bugs the hell out of me.

You're pronouncing it wrong.

The company is named after Ettore Bugatti. It's pronounced Bu-got-ee not Boo-gatti. That's how even proper British people say it so that's how I say it.