The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[JaegerPilot1]

 

Laughing at my DO today. Kill 20 players. Thanks Rockstar for making me a griefer. lol

 

This happened to me yesterday.

 

Also, can you believe it? The one time I have to be a freeroam warrior, and nobody else wanted to play. I must have somehow accidentally logged into Opposite World

 

It did not take long for me to complete it when this player decided to blow me up for no reason. By the time I was done and he left the lobby I killed him 5 more times than the objective required and collected one 9k bounty off of him when he stole a NPC's car to get away from me.

[MeatSafeMurderer]

 

Thanks to that sh*tty little content creator getting a decent race is f*cking impossible now. It's all "CRASH RACE JUMP RAMP IMPOSSIBLE sh*t"...

It took you how long to complain about that?

Plus, I disagree... you've probably just been accepting "No translation" races against me! I love to trollol.

 

I complained a while ago...having just bought my T20 I thought I might get into racing again...but nope. Doesn't matter whether I look at invites or go on call, it's all sh*te

[hyperar]

People that does nothing but complaining but still plays the game daily since september 2013

[hotline.n.w.refn]

 

Really disappointed, that some really cool team-based Lester missions, like Last Chopper Outta LS or The Parking Garage never appear on a voting screen or on the mission list in the Job menu. The only way to launch them seems to be calling Lester and hoping he gives it to you.

I got them kinda constantly on voting screen

 

That's really weird. I literally never see them on the voting screen, really sure of it, because when voting I always prioritize stuff I haven't played yet and remember them for further reference, if we end up playing something else. I played them for the first time yesterday by accepting invites to host from Lester, and had a real blast playing them - sort of proto-heist setups. I heard there's two more team role-based missions that I'm going to look for today.

[hotline.n.w.refn]

Laughing at my DO today. Kill 20 players. Thanks Rockstar for making me a griefer. lol

Deathmatch/LTS/Adversary counts. Whenever you get that objective just play a couple of deathmatches, easily doable without hassling anybody, if you're not into that.

 

Completing a bounty on the other hand... If you have no luck with bounty'd players in your session, the easy way is to set a bounty on an easy prey and gank him with extreme prejudice, before he jumps ship.

[ExplosiveEnergy386]

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Edited January 4, 2018 by ExplosiveEnergy386

[Robaldinio]

When it comes to heists, people should ditch the "Kuruma is for cowards" mentality. I'm sure your fellow heistmates would rather pass a setup the first time using a "noob tactic" rather than restart multiple times because you insist on fighting the enemies on foot like a man (and usually dying in the process).

 

KURUMA 4 LIFE

[del__cielo]

I hate listening to kids in online sessions. Youre annoying and ruin the game for us over 18 GTA fans that have been playing since at least GTA 3 or even better GTA 1. The integrity of the series is being ruined by idiot call of duty fans that mod and cheat and troll all these new features of GTA -- features that need to go. Stop modding your cars in idiotic ways and dressing like fools -- have a little self pride. If your mothers knew what you were doing theyd slap you -- f*ck off.

[Polygxn]

Just threw my iPhone through my tv because gta keeps sending me invites to full sessions, quitting my current session everytime to tell me.

[A Siente]

Host or join heist --> wait other players to join --> start a heist --> wait 5 minutes --> nothing happens --> realize its not going to work --> restart game --> wait it loading --> cant get back online so need to wait more --> wait --> finally get in solo session --> try to start heist again but you cant because Lester doesnt let you. All my 3 friends tried to host it but it just doesnt work.

 

F*uck this sh*t. Double anything for heist was really bad idea. Everything work so nice before this stupid prison break event.

Edited July 16, 2015 by A Siente

[Coleco]

Those kills count in death matches too. You don't have to be in freeroam.

 

I know that... but hosting any DMs or LTS maps in this game is still a joke. Empty lobbies, one player enters, then immediately leaves. Then another player enters. Leaves. etc.

 

Entering a quick match through the phone almost always throws you into $$$$$$$$$$ + 999999999XP player content.

 

I had more luck hopping servers and killing in Freeroam.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Ok. Why is da damn rebreather 5k? There is literally nothing to do underwater. How is there any justification to it's price...? Sadness.

[Sentinel Actual]

 

 

 

 

 

I just had to pay insurance because someone in a T20 held an explosive in his f*cking hand when i tried to kill him. I accidently shot the damn explosive and the car exploded. Why the f*ck do i have to pay for this sh*t! This is the 2nd time this has happened to me.

Whoever causes the sticky bomb or proximity mine to explode, will have to pay for the insurance and you will also get the kill if another player dies from the explosion.

 

I gotta start holding a sticky bomb out the window as I drive by. lol

Douchebag did that to me the other day. 27k down the drain. Rockstar needs to do something about that. I also find it funny how I can throw a sticky on my back and front window, drive around, provoke people into shooting at me, boom goes my car, they have to pay. BUT the best part if I do all of this and I happen to be near someone else's personal vehicle, I have to pay it. That makes so much f*cking sense.

 

 

Guy with 9k bounty about to try and sticky me from his Osiris, I promptly shoot him earning the 9k and paying the f*cking insurance, I shot his head but the damn thing exploded and I guess one tiny bullet hit his car right as it exploded so I had to foot the bill

 

I just had that happen to me tonight. I put a $9K bounty on a player because he blew my car up at the helipad when I was up near the mall. Next thing I know the player I put the bounty on is coming my way. I am in my T20. He crashes into me and stops. I see his hand out the window so my only thought is to try to shoot him. I fire, his Zentorno explodes. I get my money back and I get the kill.

If you have a bounty, apartment access should be locked. The fact that a bounty runs to their apartment is honestly such a coward move. You have a bounty? Learn to deal with it, its not hard. I have several methods, all of which work quite well.

The ones that run to the wall glitches are cowards as well.

 

My main place to go is the building under construction across the street from the Maze Bank building. I have survived a few bounties there.

 

 

I have three methods:

 

1. Get in my Insurgent and drive around. People still don't understand that Insurgent=most durable vehicle and they're shocked when an RPG does nothing. Maximum keks.

 

2. Get on the train and just take cover between cars. Its great; trains indestructible and its like a minigame: fend off people who are trying to kill you.

 

3. Get in a sub and go as deep as I can, and just cruise around. Since bountys dont have height indicators, people are confused when they cant find me, since Im underwater.

[Officer620]

Ok. Why is da damn rebreather 5k? There is literally nothing to do underwater. How is there any justification to it's price...? Sadness.

 

How is there justification to any of the prices in GTA Online? The fact that single player items cost so much more online is a complete joke - especially those smaller items such as the rebreathers you mentioned.

 

Cheers!

[Chloroform]

People that does nothing but complaining but still plays the game daily since september 2013

You came here to a bitch and moan thread, to bitch and moan, about the people that bitch and moan?

 

Ok. Why is da damn rebreather 5k? There is literally nothing to do underwater. How is there any justification to it's price...? Sadness.

How is there justification to any of the prices in GTA Online? The fact that single player items cost so much more online is a complete joke - especially those smaller items such as the rebreathers you mentioned.

 

Cheers!

Agreed but shark cards sales.

[AsunaIsBae]

When I'm in a public lobby and I hear somebody ....screaming / yelling / parents in the background...

 

- I go to mute them...

 

- They stop talking when I go to players...

 

- I exit menu and they begin talking..

 

- Goes to mute to see who it is.. They stop talking

 

- *stays there for 20 seconds, nobody talking*

 

- *leave the menu, they begin talking*

 

- Finally end up going to private party..

 

 

People are just like, they know when I want to mute them....

[Shadowfennekin]

Start RPG VS Insurgents

Oh look, it glitched! Pistol ammo! My team runs and takes it all leaving me with nothing to defend myself.

Had to wait a whole minute and literally slam the running button to run and get a few pickups before the others took it again

 

 

And later, round starts I see RPGs being shot down but as I go up..... pistoled!?

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

Ok. Why is da damn rebreather 5k? There is literally nothing to do underwater. How is there any justification to it's price...? Sadness.

How is there justification to any of the prices in GTA Online? The fact that single player items cost so much more online is a complete joke - especially those smaller items such as the rebreathers you mentioned.

 

Cheers!

Other items serve a more designated role and purpose to GTA.

 

The rebreather gives you extra time to breath underwater, for what, exactly? The only mission/circumstance in need of it are equipped for you anyway.

 

Don't go all, "sh*t's all expensive and it's a joke", and start comparing SP... because it's not.

[hotline.n.w.refn]

This B&M sh*t is addictive...

So, anyway, I'm all for people cosplaying characters. Hell, I have a saved outfit resembling Rasmus from Hotline Miami, and I was bummed out by the fact I couldn't get a proper jacket to paint a yellow scorpion crew emblem on to dress like the protagonist from Drive. But why, why for f*ck's sake there's always THAT GUY in the lobby, who is cosplaying the Joker?! I mean come f*cking on, have some imagination!

[__TheGovernor__]

When people start missions in the dumbest locations. The objective was in LS. We spawned on top of Mt. Chiliad.

[Officer620]

 

 

Ok. Why is da damn rebreather 5k? There is literally nothing to do underwater. How is there any justification to it's price...? Sadness.

How is there justification to any of the prices in GTA Online? The fact that single player items cost so much more online is a complete joke - especially those smaller items such as the rebreathers you mentioned.

 

Cheers!

Other items serve a more designated role and purpose to GTA.

 

The rebreather gives you extra time to breath underwater, for what, exactly? The only mission/circumstance in need of it are equipped for you anyway.

 

Don't go all, "sh*t's all expensive and it's a joke", and start comparing SP... because it's not.

 

 

Yes, it is.

 

Haircuts:

SP Close Shave $20 (Online $500)

SP Cornrows $150 (Online $1130)

SP Stubble $30 (Online $185)

 

Weapons:

SP Combat Pistol $480 (Online $2720)

SP Proximity Mine $600 (Online $930)

SP Grenade $120 (Online $220)

SP Sticky Bomb $320 (Online $510)

 

Clothing:

SP Shirts $30 (Online $350-$4000)

SP Sunglasses $50 (Online $60-$2200)

SP Shoes $40 (Online $65-$12000)

SP Hats $20 (Online $30-$20000)

 

Vehicle mods:

SP 100% Armor Upgrade $4000 (Online $30000)

SP Race Brakes $2800 (Online $7000)

SP Musical Horn 5 $400 (Online $25000)

SP Xenon Lights $240 (Online $3000)

SP Blue on White Plate $40 (Online $200)

SP Metallic paint all $520 (Online $1000-$15000)

SP Classic paint all $320 (Online $700-$12000)

SP Turbo $2000 (Online $30000)

SP Classic Rod Wheels $1904 (Online $16580)

 

Do not pretend for a second that the items in GTA Online are not overpriced compared to single player. The only reason these prices were jacked up for online is to keep consumers playing the game and repeating low-payout missions over and over again to continue purchasing goods and services. All this in the hope that a majority will give up and purchase in-game cash.

 

Note, discounts were applied to weapon purchases. Vehicle mods were tested on a stock Washington sedan.

 

Cheers!

[Rekia87]

 

More then 400 pages...does a topic actualy has a limit to how many pages it can have ?

We'll be done with this years one next year

 

coarse

 

Really disappointed, that some really cool team-based Lester missions, like Last Chopper Outta LS or The Parking Garage never appear on a voting screen or on the mission list in the Job menu. The only way to launch them seems to be calling Lester and hoping he gives it to you.

Complete it and it should be in your pause menu list.

I hate so much of the GTA community. Only about 50% of you always have some butt hurt comment about EVERY f*cking update Rockstar has provided for us.

 

"Why is everything so expensive?"

It's called the Ill-Gotten Gains for a f*cking reason. For people Who grind missions and heists. All you people just expect free sh*t.

 

"I just want mansions."

Yeah, mansions would be pretty cool, but even if Rockstar added them you people would be childish and cry more because it isn't free. Chances are it's gonna $10mil+ so why even add it if you're just gonna cry about it?

 

"Great, another crap update with crap cars."

DON'T PLAY THE f*ckING GAME! Geez people, it's just constant crying from all of you. Go create your own f*cking game! Add everything you want to it. Just go away.

 

I just don't understand you people. You're just so irritating.

We are not... f*ck all that sh*t, I just want my golden toilets to be useable. Do you have any idea the constipation my online character must have by now? The build up inside her must be ginormous!!! I see it in her eyes when I take a selfie, she just has a look like Jason Voorhees saying "Please Kill Me", he whispers "sh-sh-sh*t skat-ka-ka-ka" to me.....The day her bowls find relief there is going to be a DLC needed with cleaning kits, air freshener and canoes! Then after all the sh*t is cleaned up we can work out if my character is male, female, both or something else? All because Rockstar wont give me f*cking usable areas to split the whiskers and point Percy at the f*cking porcelain! GRRRRRRRRRRR -rips off bra like Hulk Hogan- GRRRRRRRRRRR

Even if you do grind like I do, seeing that things are so expensive is kind of bummer because that's ten million down the drain. And they issues I have are obvious ones... F*cking bugs! The servers are sh*t too! Don't give me that "Oh, it's you're internet, not Rockstar's servers!" What are the odds that all of us who say something about the servers have sh*t internet? The bugs like it hanging after a setup and your character being stuck and unable to anything and only switching sessions fixes it?

[LordRaijin]

This bitch and moan isn't particularity in the game but on THIS website.

 

So I'm trying to search up for some heist buddies at http://gtaforums.com/forum/298-find-a-lobby-meetups/and so many of them require a fricken mic. What is the fascination of a mic that makes people demand it? I've encountered so many people with mics in the game that I can barely understand them. I don't know if its their voice that is unclear, or they flat out have a sh*tty mic. Either way Its f*cking ridiculous. At least with Text I have the ability to scroll up.

[mmm chocolate]

So they discount a bunch of properties as part of the event weekend.

 

But the Moving Day award is still bugged and wont register no matter what you do.

 

Way to go idiots.

[Is this The Guy?]

Aaaaah sh*t. Haven't used the Charles+Ifruit thing in so long that I didn't know the plates now cost 100k each lol

 

just spent 300k on plates

[CrysisAverted]

muscle race

only dude in dominator playing dirty

goes full speed to try and ram me as we turn so he can bounce off me

he misses and f*cks up to nowhere

"dominator dude has left"

 

 

Offroad race

6 Sanchez

1 Dune buggy and 1 Brawler (me)

I felt like I was being bullied by the Sanchez as they tossed my f*cking vehicle between them and pit me constantly

Edited July 17, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[~TKP~]

R* take all my accumulated wealth. Take all my cars, all my apartments, all my guns and all my clothes. I don't give a crap. Just give me a game that actually works once in a fukking while.

[owl-man]

F*cking Rockstar and their spotted car textures, the Thrust can't even have a pearlescent or a metallic paintjob without looking like this!

[Fakeplastictrees]

I keep getting kicked as soon as I join a deathmatch. This could be for a number of reasons however, I Just got kicked from one then, the host was slightly lower rank thank myself and the rest of the players were very low ranking. That prick must have been kicking all the high ranks so he could play with low ranks. If you've ever, ever kicked somebody from your deathmatch in fear of getting your ass kicked, then this ones for you. P-p-pu$$ys.

[Sentinel Driver]

Send someone a text message saying "hi!" and the game spends half a decade checking does the text message contain any profanity