The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[PetrolCB]

 

 

 

Dealing with them isn't so bad. About two months ago I asked them for the Gusenberg and the Musket to be added to my account because I missed getting them the first time around. Within a few hours they got back to me, asked me which character slot I wanted them for (only have one), and the next day I had both with all of the tints unlocked. They do come through, believe it or not. I guess it just depends on who is working or what they deem to be an accelerated fulfillment to a request.

So did you lie and say both guns went missing?

No. Just that I don't have them and would like to own them.So you didn't even own them before and you want them to hand them for you?

 

Yeah, and they promptly did.

[Slonitram]

 

[Johnny Alpha]

I'm sure this has been mentioned before (not going through 400 pages of b&m) I haaaate it when ppl launch missions from their garages. Not interested in your lime green car collection.

 

 

Oh and I was called a noob by a lvl 100 (I'm lvl 503) Long story short, objective complete (waiting for someone to deliver docs to Madrazo) so I decide to kill cops with my hammer (3 star wanted level at the time). I didn't last long...

 

 

NOOB!! lol

[Stoakzee]

So annoying when this happens...

 

 

[PetrolCB]

So annoying when this happens...

 

 

http://youtu.be/u24FHdLBS0M

[Rekia87]

For as long as this games been out, im suprised that we still dont have a clean variant of the voodoo, dissapointing very much.

One of the biggest things that pisses me right the f*ck off. That and not being able to put a Stallion or Dukes in my garage.

[JaegerPilot1]

 

I just had to pay insurance because someone in a T20 held an explosive in his f*cking hand when i tried to kill him. I accidently shot the damn explosive and the car exploded. Why the f*ck do i have to pay for this sh*t! This is the 2nd time this has happened to me.

Whoever causes the sticky bomb or proximity mine to explode, will have to pay for the insurance and you will also get the kill if another player dies from the explosion.

 

I gotta start holding a sticky bomb out the window as I drive by. lol

[Chloroform]

 

 

I just had to pay insurance because someone in a T20 held an explosive in his f*cking hand when i tried to kill him. I accidently shot the damn explosive and the car exploded. Why the f*ck do i have to pay for this sh*t! This is the 2nd time this has happened to me.

Whoever causes the sticky bomb or proximity mine to explode, will have to pay for the insurance and you will also get the kill if another player dies from the explosion.

 

I gotta start holding a sticky bomb out the window as I drive by. lol

Douchebag did that to me the other day. 27k down the drain. Rockstar needs to do something about that. I also find it funny how I can throw a sticky on my back and front window, drive around, provoke people into shooting at me, boom goes my car, they have to pay. BUT the best part if I do all of this and I happen to be near someone else's personal vehicle, I have to pay it. That makes so much f*cking sense.

[CrysisAverted]

 

 

 

I just had to pay insurance because someone in a T20 held an explosive in his f*cking hand when i tried to kill him. I accidently shot the damn explosive and the car exploded. Why the f*ck do i have to pay for this sh*t! This is the 2nd time this has happened to me.

Whoever causes the sticky bomb or proximity mine to explode, will have to pay for the insurance and you will also get the kill if another player dies from the explosion.

 

I gotta start holding a sticky bomb out the window as I drive by. lol

Douchebag did that to me the other day. 27k down the drain. Rockstar needs to do something about that. I also find it funny how I can throw a sticky on my back and front window, drive around, provoke people into shooting at me, boom goes my car, they have to pay. BUT the best part if I do all of this and I happen to be near someone else's personal vehicle, I have to pay it. That makes so much f*cking sense.

 

 

Guy with 9k bounty about to try and sticky me from his Osiris, I promptly shoot him earning the 9k and paying the f*cking insurance, I shot his head but the damn thing exploded and I guess one tiny bullet hit his car right as it exploded so I had to foot the bill

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That moment you realize you're f*cked

Edited July 16, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Robaldinio]

Dear diary,

 

This is how my night went today:

• turn on PS3
• launch Invite Only lobby because heists don't work when i launch them from a busy session
• start Pacific Standard (Vans) with 1 friend + 2 randoms
• force myself on Tracker team and drive solo to all of the vans and get the pics by myself
• other Tracker (random) does f*ck all the entire time...
• ...except constantly ram his Kuruma into my friend after he jacks the final van
• randoms both tail my friend all the way home making it very hard for him to lose cops while i'm trying to draw them away but eventually we get van delivered
• second friend joins and we complete Signal with 2 friends + 1 random
• start Hack with 2 friends + 1 new random [is rank 300+ so we are feeling confident]
• i go to Lester's to pick up the van and random shows up in a Zentorno and starts f*cking ramming the f*ck out of my van
• keeps trying to ram me all the way to the meeting point but lag seems to be making him glitch in my favour
• i arrive at meeting point and my 2 friends have already cleared out most of the gang members in advance
• Zentorno c*nt barrels straight in and tries to run my friends down then attempts to block my path with an overturned/destroyed semi trailer
• we complete the van switch regardless and he eventually gets into the decoy van so that they can leave
• RPG, MEET ZENTORNO LOL
• half way to destination Zentorno c*nt cooks a grenade and destroys decoy van
• i land in public lobby and take a risk by launching mission but lo and behold, ends up freezing and forcing a PS3 restart
• we complete mission with a new random once he manages to get into the correct van
• start Convoy with 2 friends + random crew member
• random drives insurgent with one friend on gun, other friend in Barracks and me in Kuruma
• random zooms ahead barrelling straight into all road blocks etc, almost gets gunner killed several times
• i hang back to protect Barracks but enemy heli takes me out with a rocket (i forgot to set mission on Hard so we had an extra life and completed it anyways)
• we stop for a break and i go to have dinner
• only 1 friend online when i return so we start Bikes with 2 randoms [a few attempts pass by due to randoms constantly dying]
• random steals a harley so i pull in front of him with a Lectro and try to offer it to him; he actually gets off of his harley and i assume he's going to take the Lectro so i go back to get another one
• f*ckwit gets back on harely, then rides away in opposite direction and then leaves the session
• i'm dropped in a public lobby so i quit to GTAV in order to create another Invite Only
• we try again with new randoms
• while i'm clearing out the Lost using my Kuruma, both randoms steal Lectros and take off, leaving me and my friend behind
• we still make it out but a f*cking random gets himself killed on the way back home anyway [this happens two or three more times and we have so many attempts at this that several randoms pass through]
• each failure = public lobby and i have to quit to GTAV every time in order to create Invite Only before i can re-launch mission
• on another run back home a Lectro gets destroyed = random must have f*cking grenaded himself
• eventually it's 1AM and i've given up on quitting to GTAV and vowed to kick anybody who joins that is under rank 50
• we have 1 final attempt with 2 new randoms who once again abandon us at the Lost MC clubhouse but they both take off along the main route that the waypoint sends you on (aka: death valley) so one of them dies
• turn off PS3

[JaegerPilot1]

I wish I would have gotten the name of the host of The Humane Labs Raid. Right when we were getting ready to pick our outfits him and his other buddy decide to go do the Pac Standard, because it pays more. [email protected] YOU

[Giantsgiants]

When it comes to heists, people should ditch the "Kuruma is for cowards" mentality. I'm sure your fellow heistmates would rather pass a setup the first time using a "noob tactic" rather than restart multiple times because you insist on fighting the enemies on foot like a man (and usually dying in the process).

[PetrolCB]

I wish I would have gotten the name of the host of The Humane Labs Raid. Right when we were getting ready to pick our outfits him and his other buddy decide to go do the Pac Standard, because it pays more. [email protected] YOU

 

I've had this happen. We had an odd number of crew on so we had to get a fourth random. Wait forever. Heavy mouth breather joins up, sounding like he's taken about 50 tranquilizers and goes, "Oh...hey guys what's up? You know what, I don't wanna leave my friends...umm...hanging. I've gotta go." Like, really dude?

[Rekia87]

 

I wish I would have gotten the name of the host of The Humane Labs Raid. Right when we were getting ready to pick our outfits him and his other buddy decide to go do the Pac Standard, because it pays more. [email protected] YOU

 

I've had this happen. We had an odd number of crew on so we had to get a fourth random. Wait forever. Heavy mouth breather joins up, sounding like he's taken about 50 tranquilizers and goes, "Oh...hey guys what's up? You know what, I don't wanna leave my friends...umm...hanging. I've gotta go." Like, really dude?

These kinds of people annoy the sh*t out of me. Why join if you're gonna dip out five minutes in? To troll people? That sh*t gets old fast.

[Sentinel Actual]

If you have a bounty, apartment access should be locked. The fact that a bounty runs to their apartment is honestly such a coward move. You have a bounty? Learn to deal with it, its not hard. I have several methods, all of which work quite well.

[JaegerPilot1]

 

 

 

 

I just had to pay insurance because someone in a T20 held an explosive in his f*cking hand when i tried to kill him. I accidently shot the damn explosive and the car exploded. Why the f*ck do i have to pay for this sh*t! This is the 2nd time this has happened to me.

Whoever causes the sticky bomb or proximity mine to explode, will have to pay for the insurance and you will also get the kill if another player dies from the explosion.

 

I gotta start holding a sticky bomb out the window as I drive by. lol

Douchebag did that to me the other day. 27k down the drain. Rockstar needs to do something about that. I also find it funny how I can throw a sticky on my back and front window, drive around, provoke people into shooting at me, boom goes my car, they have to pay. BUT the best part if I do all of this and I happen to be near someone else's personal vehicle, I have to pay it. That makes so much f*cking sense.

 

 

Guy with 9k bounty about to try and sticky me from his Osiris, I promptly shoot him earning the 9k and paying the f*cking insurance, I shot his head but the damn thing exploded and I guess one tiny bullet hit his car right as it exploded so I had to foot the bill

 

I just had that happen to me tonight. I put a $9K bounty on a player because he blew my car up at the helipad when I was up near the mall. Next thing I know the player I put the bounty on is coming my way. I am in my T20. He crashes into me and stops. I see his hand out the window so my only thought is to try to shoot him. I fire, his Zentorno explodes. I get my money back and I get the kill.

If you have a bounty, apartment access should be locked. The fact that a bounty runs to their apartment is honestly such a coward move. You have a bounty? Learn to deal with it, its not hard. I have several methods, all of which work quite well.

The ones that run to the wall glitches are cowards as well.

 

My main place to go is the building under construction across the street from the Maze Bank building. I have survived a few bounties there.

[CrysisAverted]

go online, disconnect

in singleplayer decide to drive to wilderness

step out of michaels car to take some snaps of deer and bucks

turn around and my car is gone

 

f*cking ruse masters

 

 

buy those f*cking gold aircraft and drive my damn T20 to them to set up a photograph and the f*cking T20 vanishes the second I turn my back to it. 2 f*cking years and R* hasn't fixed that f*cking sh*t.

Edited July 16, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Procopius]

I HATE dealing with support or customer service of any kind. I always give them a detailed but succinct explanation in bulletin form with clear pictures and ask them very direct questions (can you solve this, yes or no).

 

But for one reason or another I can never get a straightforward answer out of any of them. It's always something. If it ain't one thing, it's another. Half of them don't even bother reading anything I've just written and bullsh*t me with copypasta. Or they have the bare cheek to try and bribe me to go away. Seriously. The other half either beats around the bush or try to give me the run around. And that is provided I can get a reply at all.

 

Why can't they just tell me what I need to know. Give me a straight answer. Yes or no. It's really that simple.

Edited July 16, 2015 by Procopius

[LehPhatGer-bear]

I hate so much of the GTA community. Only about 50% of you always have some butt hurt comment about EVERY f*cking update Rockstar has provided for us.

 

"Why is everything so expensive?"

It's called the Ill-Gotten Gains for a f*cking reason. For people Who grind missions and heists. All you people just expect free sh*t.

 

"I just want mansions."

Yeah, mansions would be pretty cool, but even if Rockstar added them you people would be childish and cry more because it isn't free. Chances are it's gonna $10mil+ so why even add it if you're just gonna cry about it?

 

"Great, another crap update with crap cars."

DON'T PLAY THE f*ckING GAME! Geez people, it's just constant crying from all of you. Go create your own f*cking game! Add everything you want to it. Just go away.

 

I just don't understand you people. You're just so irritating.

[hotline.n.w.refn]

Really disappointed, that some really cool team-based Lester missions, like Last Chopper Outta LS or The Parking Garage never appear on a voting screen or on the mission list in the Job menu. The only way to launch them seems to be calling Lester and hoping he gives it to you.

[PetrolCB]

Not so much of a game breaker, but people who jump to the floor during Rockets vs Insurgents are lame as sh*t. Stay the f*ck up there, asshole.

Edited July 16, 2015 by MapRef41N93W

[kulomet333]

Really disappointed, that some really cool team-based Lester missions, like Last Chopper Outta LS or The Parking Garage never appear on a voting screen or on the mission list in the Job menu. The only way to launch them seems to be calling Lester and hoping he gives it to you.

I got them kinda constantly on voting screen

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

More then 400 pages...does a topic actualy has a limit to how many pages it can have ?

[triplem]

More then 400 pages...does a topic actualy has a limit to how many pages it can have ?

 

We'll be done with this years one next year

 

coarse

 

Really disappointed, that some really cool team-based Lester missions, like Last Chopper Outta LS or The Parking Garage never appear on a voting screen or on the mission list in the Job menu. The only way to launch them seems to be calling Lester and hoping he gives it to you.

 

Complete it and it should be in your pause menu list.

I hate so much of the GTA community. Only about 50% of you always have some butt hurt comment about EVERY f*cking update Rockstar has provided for us.

 

"Why is everything so expensive?"

It's called the Ill-Gotten Gains for a f*cking reason. For people Who grind missions and heists. All you people just expect free sh*t.

 

"I just want mansions."

Yeah, mansions would be pretty cool, but even if Rockstar added them you people would be childish and cry more because it isn't free. Chances are it's gonna $10mil+ so why even add it if you're just gonna cry about it?

 

"Great, another crap update with crap cars."

DON'T PLAY THE f*ckING GAME! Geez people, it's just constant crying from all of you. Go create your own f*cking game! Add everything you want to it. Just go away.

 

I just don't understand you people. You're just so irritating.

We are not... f*ck all that sh*t, I just want my golden toilets to be useable. Do you have any idea the constipation my online character must have by now? The build up inside her must be ginormous!!! I see it in her eyes when I take a selfie, she just has a look like Jason Voorhees saying "Please Kill Me", he whispers "sh-sh-sh*t skat-ka-ka-ka" to me.....The day her bowls find relief there is going to be a DLC needed with cleaning kits, air freshener and canoes! Then after all the sh*t is cleaned up we can work out if my character is male, female, both or something else? All because Rockstar wont give me f*cking usable areas to split the whiskers and point Percy at the f*cking porcelain! GRRRRRRRRRRR -rips off bra like Hulk Hogan- GRRRRRRRRRRR

Edited July 16, 2015 by triplem

[MeatSafeMurderer]

Thanks to that sh*tty little content creator getting a decent race is f*cking impossible now. It's all "CRASH RACE JUMP RAMP IMPOSSIBLE sh*t"...

[Shadowfennekin]

About to knock down a good 3-4 people off the ledge in RPG vs Insurgents........ "team mate" comes soaring out of nowhere and rams right into me making me fall, trapped and get blown up. I left right after.

 

 

Another thing, when a "team mate" sees you going for a ramp and think it is funny to swerve into your lane and make you crash. -_-

[JaegerPilot1]

Laughing at my DO today. Kill 20 players. Thanks Rockstar for making me a griefer. lol

[Coleco]

Laughing at my DO today. Kill 20 players. Thanks Rockstar for making me a griefer. lol

 

This happened to me yesterday.

 

Also, can you believe it? The one time I have to be a freeroam warrior, and nobody else wanted to play. I must have somehow accidentally logged into Opposite World

[triplem]

Thanks to that sh*tty little content creator getting a decent race is f*cking impossible now. It's all "CRASH RACE JUMP RAMP IMPOSSIBLE sh*t"...

 

It took you how long to complain about that?

Plus, I disagree... you've probably just been accepting "No translation" races against me! I love to trollol.

 

Laughing at my DO today. Kill 20 players. Thanks Rockstar for making me a griefer. lol

 

This happened to me yesterday.

 

Also, can you believe it? The one time I have to be a freeroam warrior, and nobody else wanted to play. I must have somehow accidentally logged into Opposite World

 

Those kills count in death matches too. You don't have to be in freeroam.

[Rekia87]

 

 

 

 

 

I just had to pay insurance because someone in a T20 held an explosive in his f*cking hand when i tried to kill him. I accidently shot the damn explosive and the car exploded. Why the f*ck do i have to pay for this sh*t! This is the 2nd time this has happened to me.

Whoever causes the sticky bomb or proximity mine to explode, will have to pay for the insurance and you will also get the kill if another player dies from the explosion.

 

I gotta start holding a sticky bomb out the window as I drive by. lol

Douchebag did that to me the other day. 27k down the drain. Rockstar needs to do something about that. I also find it funny how I can throw a sticky on my back and front window, drive around, provoke people into shooting at me, boom goes my car, they have to pay. BUT the best part if I do all of this and I happen to be near someone else's personal vehicle, I have to pay it. That makes so much f*cking sense.

 

Guy with 9k bounty about to try and sticky me from his Osiris, I promptly shoot him earning the 9k and paying the f*cking insurance, I shot his head but the damn thing exploded and I guess one tiny bullet hit his car right as it exploded so I had to foot the bill

 

I just had that happen to me tonight. I put a $9K bounty on a player because he blew my car up at the helipad when I was up near the mall. Next thing I know the player I put the bounty on is coming my way. I am in my T20. He crashes into me and stops. I see his hand out the window so my only thought is to try to shoot him. I fire, his Zentorno explodes. I get my money back and I get the kill.

If you have a bounty, apartment access should be locked. The fact that a bounty runs to their apartment is honestly such a coward move. You have a bounty? Learn to deal with it, its not hard. I have several methods, all of which work quite well.

The ones that run to the wall glitches are cowards as well.

 

My main place to go is the building under construction across the street from the Maze Bank building. I have survived a few bounties there.

I usually stock up on rebreathers and swim deep in the ocean or snag a sub and chill, or just drive around Paleto Bay, because not many people go up there... So many have died trying to get bounties off me. Hiding in your apartment is a b*tch move.