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Ch4071C

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

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Tritium

 

 

Not another heist thread.

Come on people, you should know better.

This thread is going nowhere, and people are throwing insults like I throw knives in Dead Island, so, 6B428E9A-07A0-4B1A-AC82-3267ECC80D4A-333

Dead island?! I haven't played that game in ages. Think I might fire that sh*t up tomorrow. It's all about crushing domes while playing as Sam B.

Yea m8 everyone's playing it now because it's FREEEEEEE!

 

Lol.

Finished it in 12 hours, fun game.

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AfterDeath

A buddy of mine bought Dead Island and returned it the next day. The guy at gamestop said that yep it was indeed a pile of sh*t and that he returned his copy too.

Not saying anything, I've never played it so I can't give an opinion.

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MantisFang

Try peanut butter

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Ape1337

They need to take the buzzard from TBOGT and replace the buzzard from V with it. I cannot believe how badly R f*cked up with the buzzard in V. Take off the aiming sights in 1st person, take off the heat seeking missiles, or make both optional. That thing handles like sh*t also. I'm pretty sure they also nerfed the chaingun distance with the buzzard. In IV you would be able to stay out of gun fire range while being able to take out the ground target.

 

Nerf the distance of the tank shells, and Nerf the tanks armor. Two successful fly overs with the lazers cannons should be enough to blow tanks up. Buff the distance of the buzzard chainguns, and buff the distance of the lazer cannons.

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Nameless_0ne

Get hit off a motorcycle and take hours..just trying to get up then get ran over!

 

Have to be paranoid about everyone driving up to me, got killed so many times just being friendly!

 

Why do tanks get away scott free from paying insurance, cause they whined about people running into them >.>

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Tritium

A buddy of mine bought Dead Island and returned it the next day. The guy at gamestop said that yep it was indeed a pile of sh*t and that he returned his copy too.

 

Not saying anything, I've never played it so I can't give an opinion.

You must take it at face value to truly appreciate it.

Once you get past the totally non-dynamic world, the cars which you cannot look behind you while in, and the sh*t graphics, it's really a fun game.

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Trevingit

going off topic a bit here but dead island is awesome, u finished it in 12 hours but guaranteed u got side missions that you still haven't done. try modding it and its even more fun.

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scrublord

going off topic a bit here but dead island is awesome, u finished it in 12 hours but guaranteed u got side missions that you still haven't done. try modding it and its even more fun.

 

It took you 12 hours to finish Dead Island?... :blink:

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Tritium

going off topic a bit here but dead island is awesome, u finished it in 12 hours but guaranteed u got side missions that you still haven't done. try modding it and its even more fun.

Lol did that in my second playthrough, one hit kill baseball bat LMFAO throws zombies hundred metres away!

 

Just starting the side missions, then I'll download the next one.

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WBaker

I get why they don't but I'm still pissed R* hasn't kept everyone in the loop about what's actually being done.

 

Those bastards!

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heybud

I don't know why people think heists are going to make the game soooooo much better... You'll probably finish them all in 30 minutes and then complain that heists came out... and they suck!!

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Lisha

f*ck Ron.

f*ck Madrazo.

f*ck Lester.

f*ck Dom.

f*ck Brucie.

 

Stop calling me, you pricks.

 

I hate that we can't go into Burger Shot/hospitals. I used to love executing the patients on the beds in GTA IV and having shoot outs with friends and the police in Burger Shot.

Why can't we buy food from the stands any more? I used to troll the vendors by hitting the stuff off of the stand with a baseball bat. I also miss being able throw items at people.

Why do the police shoot on sight for everything? I liked punching pedestrians, getting them to punch the police and watch them get arrested.

Why are all the pedestrians so weak? In GTA IV they could take more than 2 punches before getting knocked out. These peds just tend to die, even if they do take more than 2 punches.

The character creator thing isn't great. I know R* were trying to do something different but I wish they'd just copied bits from Saint's Row, tbh. I really hope that they add plastic surgery to the game in a later update. I'd also like more hair/make-up and clothing. I don't like how tall my character is, I love the heels in the game but they make my person look waaaay too tall so I just wear flats/sandals/trainers.

 

I know this is dumb but I wish you could go to nightclubs in GTA Online, lol. Dancing like idiots w/ your mates and having shootouts in the club would be wicked.

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Weazel J

 

Why is it crazy to wait 6 months for major new content? There was a gap of about 9 months between IV and the first DLC, and that was just for one platform.

That major content wasn't advertised in the release trailer, though, was it?

 

 

Yes, there is actually a few seconds of Heist gameplay in the Online trailer.

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Trantor the Troll

Angry OP thread is Entertaining. :lol:

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RealHoosier07

The Money Hacking and DNS servers are the reason the Heists aren't out yet. All of the major youtubers for GTA5 have been posting videos lately PLEADING everyone to stay away from the money gitches and DNS servers. DOMISLIVE actually talked to Rockstar and they said that the reason heists aren't out yet is because of the hacking...they have to completely fix the game before they release more content.

 

The vids on youtube have blown up lately with info that Rockstar has a system in place now that detects immediately when someone cheats and changes their system settings. Some are reporting banned within a day or so after doing money glitches. Go watch the vids on youtube for the whole story. domislive and some others have been all over this lately.

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JayDM420

or when mission creator doesn't come out.

 

f*ck heists, i'm buying payday 2.

Haaahaaa I kept my copy after buying GtaV and I am so glad I did. Heists will NEVER compare to that game. My friends and I play that more than Gta to be honest.

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Weazel J

Am I the only one who is angered by the fact that the stripper named "Cheetah" from SP isn't in MP?

 

I don't know. Maybe i'm missing the point of this thread.

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theGTAking101

Why is it crazy to wait 6 months for major new content? There was a gap of about 9 months between IV and the first DLC, and that was just for one platform.

It's crazy since they were supposed to be released when online launched. Never believe anything Rockstar says.

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SAUL_SILVER

Asshat muppets still finding ways to get under the map, luckily it was the middle of a multi-storey so i just parked a tank on his head.

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chriiis125

4 patches in October, 2 in November, 2 in December and only 1 in January. All of which were minor updates. 1.09 didn't even fix many common bugs.

 

4 months and nothing substantial has been added to the game. Maybe content creator, but the verified jobs suck, apparently. I wouldn't know cause the matchmaking system is absolutely horrific.

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WBaker

 

There is a new Official Bitch & Moan Topic . Just throwing that one out there.

I think you forgot this:http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af262/THEGTAFORUMS/6B428E9A-07A0-4B1A-AC82-3267ECC80D4A-33383-00001FB7FC31FF50_zpsb00fbe4a.j

Did you happen to have a ridiculously oversized gif for merging?

 

And why won't you dupe a Karin Snipe for me? :miranda:

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SemperJ550

Everything the cops do in this game =

 

 

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Weazel J

Just saw this amazing comment on Social Club, pretty much sums it all up.

 

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Rezard

f*ck auto-aim and it's retarded decision making ability

f*ck when catchup suddenly turns on mid-race

f*ck slipstreaming and it's randomness

f*ck losing money after betting on myself and placing 1st

f*ck my phone

f*ck my mechanic

f*ck the police

 

f*ck Lester (cause he is lonely, ya know)

 

Rockstar only gets a f*ck if they pay, just like we had to. ;)

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Thr33X

I'd have thought this thread would be at least at 20 pages by now. C'mon GTAForums, for the being the epicenter of bitching and moaning for this game you people are slacking right now.

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Rezard

We try not to complain, but sh*t keeps coming up.

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Malibu454

Here's a lovely sunset for all to Enjoy for a moment..:)

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Let The Bitchfest Continue!!!

I Hate when I can't decide which car to get rid of!!!

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Polish_Trucker

Cashcards.

 

What the flying f*ck?! They don't even let you personalize them! I'd pay €5 to create my own unique cashcard. Like this >

 

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Malibu454

Just like the Jeffersons

"We're Movin On Up"

:)

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