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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

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WHY ARE THERE NO SEGWAYS IN GTA?!!!!!!!!!!   Rockstar are just the worst game company in the world, I'm never buying another rockstar game again!!-   My anger is out now, thank you

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I'm tired of R* letting kids play this game, it's a f*cking 18+ game for f*ck sake! and those kids should do their homeworks or whatthef*ckever!   All i hear now when i go online is little kids whin

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f*cking phone calls from f*cking sh*t heads like f*cking Ron always when you least want them - not that you ever do! Middle of a gunfight "Heeey it's Raaaaaan, I'm a f*cking retard".   Give us a pho

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU BEACH THE BOAT IN THE PSJ FINALE???

 

LIKE WTF????????

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU BEACH THE BOAT IN THE PSJ FINALE???

LIKE WTF????????

Same thing happened to me once. As soon as the driver started driving, it looked as if he had a seizure or something.
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1. When theres lag in tennis, its almost unplayable.

 

2. Theres nothing to explain the rules of tennis to hosts. How many video game players know that 3 sets equals 21 total games?

Most of the time the host just quits out when they realize what they've done.

 

3. GTA V would be better with an ONLINE 'updated info' twitter account or something. Something where they can acknowledge that things in their game are broken and to avoid them for now until fixed.

 

i.e. : 'Hello ONLINE players! The awards for trading properties and filling 3 of the ten car garages are not working! Please bear with us as we work on a fix.

 

Just a thought.

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I'm getting tired of requesting Hosts to set their contract missions on hard.

 

I also had a bitch kick me out of his car because I didn't wanted to listen to his rap sh*tty music during a contract mission. I kept on changing the radio.

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PLEASE GIVE US THE OPTION TO TURN OFF GANG ATTACKS.

 

THANK.

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When you want to go home but Lester wants you to distract cops.

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Are you for reals.

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PLEASE GIVE US THE OPTION TO TURN OFF GANG ATTACKS.

 

THANK.

 

OR at least move that gang attack from the Air field (everyone knows which one)

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This has been going on since before the IGG1 update. They have taken atleast 24-72 hours to reply each time, then my ticket was pushed through into a different category, not even related to the issue.

 

 

 

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Now they asked me for video evidence as if screenshots weren't good enough or altered... What a joke.

 

 

Kris D***less

 

Dear iKushology,

 

Thank you for replying to Rockstar support, we appreciate people having the patience to put up with us.

 

Rockstar has looked into your report... by Rockstar we mean some douchebag sitting on his ass all day playing solitaire and bitching that the wi-fi isn't powerful enough for his iPhone to download Angry Birds updates. Rockstar will however not attempt to further resolve this issue, because Rockstar have nothing to do with us here at the outsourced messaging service that a 3rd party connected to Rockstar games has employed us to handle. If it doesn't appear on our helpful guides written on our Windows 2000 operating system, then we kindly wish to just say f*ck you, and stop trying to contact us. Our policy is to defend our clients name, provide a smile, and provide you with the best effort of super f*ck all imaginable.

 

You can further contact us on our other hotline of road assistance, where we simply ask you to turn the key in the ignition, and see if the motor starts. If not, turn off your ignition, wait a few moments and try again. It's always the cars fault, as engines work perfectly!

 

Thank you for contacting the people who have never actually been close enough to an actual Rockstar employee to smell one of their farts, and have a lovely dovey f*cky day.

 

Love always,

 

Some guy in a call center in the Philippines.

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ten-a-penny

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Fells like doing a contact mission

Get Titan of a Job, full lobby and it starts. I beat the others to the airport and...... everyone leaves. f*ck this I'm no doing it by myself *quits and gets BS message*

 

Doing a Titan of a Job solo is quite easy, even without the Kuruma.

 

Everyone leaving? Must be that stupid annoying instancing glitch again that R* never bothered to fix since Day 1...

I hate that mission solo. It's the one I refuse to ever do by myself. Merryweather will just keep respawning and I can't take off out of there as you can't shoot inside a plane

Respawning? What are you talking about?

Unless NewGen is completely different, there's no respawning enemies. Once-in-a-blue-moon you may have 1-5 enemies respawnin, but that's as rare as seeing a beautiful Zentrollno.

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BamaGoodfella

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Fells like doing a contact mission

Get Titan of a Job, full lobby and it starts. I beat the others to the airport and...... everyone leaves. f*ck this I'm no doing it by myself *quits and gets BS message*

 

Doing a Titan of a Job solo is quite easy, even without the Kuruma.

 

Everyone leaving? Must be that stupid annoying instancing glitch again that R* never bothered to fix since Day 1...

I hate that mission solo. It's the one I refuse to ever do by myself. Merryweather will just keep respawning and I can't take off out of there as you can't shoot inside a plane

Respawning? What are you talking about?

Unless NewGen is completely different, there's no respawning enemies. Once-in-a-blue-moon you may have 1-5 enemies respawnin, but that's as rare as seeing a beautiful Zentrollno.

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E: Imph. Stupid internet!

 

 

No, they don't respawn on PS4 either. All you have to do is get into the Titan, get back out, take cover behind one of the crates, and then kill 3-4 jeeps full of mercs.

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU BEACH THE BOAT IN THE PSJ FINALE???

LIKE WTF????????

Same thing happened to me once. As soon as the driver started driving, it looked as if he had a seizure or something.Happened to me twice now, the last time he blamed it on his controller but it was fine when he was doing the bikes set up and all the way to the boat during the finale Edited by GR Choke
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When you want to go home but Lester wants you to distract cops.

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Are you for reals.

 

 

wow, that sucks :O

 

i think it's time to fix matchmaking ASAP, haven't played races in quite a while because of that.

i can not advice people to get out of freeroam and do jobs with a clear conscience when the matchmaking is so broken it's actualy somehow lately getting hard to even invite friends that actualy tried to join.

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ten-a-penny

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Fells like doing a contact mission

Get Titan of a Job, full lobby and it starts. I beat the others to the airport and...... everyone leaves. f*ck this I'm no doing it by myself *quits and gets BS message*

Doing a Titan of a Job solo is quite easy, even without the Kuruma.

Everyone leaving? Must be that stupid annoying instancing glitch again that R* never bothered to fix since Day 1...

I hate that mission solo. It's the one I refuse to ever do by myself. Merryweather will just keep respawning and I can't take off out of there as you can't shoot inside a plane

Respawning? What are you talking about?

Unless NewGen is completely different, there's no respawning enemies. Once-in-a-blue-moon you may have 1-5 enemies respawnin, but that's as rare as seeing a beautiful Zentrollno.

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E: Imph. Stupid internet!

No, they don't respawn on PS4 either. All you have to do is get into the Titan, get back out, take cover behind one of the crates, and then kill 3-4 jeeps full of mercs.

You don't even need to exit or anything. If you are fast enough you can takeoff before MW stop their jeeps and start firing at you, and even if they did and started shooting, the "damage" is so low that even you can survive their shots on the ground.

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You don't even need to exit or anything. If you are fast enough you can takeoff before MW stop their jeeps and start firing at you, and even if they did and started shooting, the "damage" is so low that even you can survive their shots on the ground.

 

 

Yeah I know, but I hate leaving behind all of that free RP when I take off LOL. :lol:

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You don't even need to exit or anything. If you are fast enough you can takeoff before MW stop their jeeps and start firing at you, and even if they did and started shooting, the "damage" is so low that even you can survive their shots on the ground.

Yeah I know, but I hate leaving behind all of that free RP when I take off LOL. :lol:

Over 600 and you're still RP hungry?

 

:santa:

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You don't even need to exit or anything. If you are fast enough you can takeoff before MW stop their jeeps and start firing at you, and even if they did and started shooting, the "damage" is so low that even you can survive their shots on the ground.

Yeah I know, but I hate leaving behind all of that free RP when I take off LOL. :lol:

Over 600 and you're still RP hungry?

 

:santa:

 

 

One of my personal goals is to unlock the gold globe background that you get for reaching level 750. I'll need to earn around 6 million more RP to get there, so yeah I'll take all the RP I can get LOL. :colgate:

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those damn shipping containers are blocking the garage at eclipse tower.modders and hackers must really be deprived of something in life to keep doing it lol

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This has been going on since before the IGG1 update. They have taken atleast 24-72 hours to reply each time, then my ticket was pushed through into a different category, not even related to the issue.

 

 

 

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Now they asked me for video evidence as if screenshots weren't good enough or altered... What a joke.

 

Kris D***less

 

Dear iKushology,

 

Thank you for replying to Rockstar support, we appreciate people having the patience to put up with us.

 

Rockstar has looked into your report... by Rockstar we mean some douchebag sitting on his ass all day playing solitaire and bitching that the wi-fi isn't powerful enough for his iPhone to download Angry Birds updates. Rockstar will however not attempt to further resolve this issue, because Rockstar have nothing to do with us here at the outsourced messaging service that a 3rd party connected to Rockstar games has employed us to handle. If it doesn't appear on our helpful guides written on our Windows 2000 operating system, then we kindly wish to just say f*ck you, and stop trying to contact us. Our policy is to defend our clients name, provide a smile, and provide you with the best effort of super f*ck all imaginable.

 

You can further contact us on our other hotline of road assistance, where we simply ask you to turn the key in the ignition, and see if the motor starts. If not, turn off your ignition, wait a few moments and try again. It's always the cars fault, as engines work perfectly!

 

Thank you for contacting the people who have never actually been close enough to an actual Rockstar employee to smell one of their farts, and have a lovely dovey f*cky day.

 

Love always,

 

Some guy in a call center in the Philippines.

That was amazing thank you so much.

 

 

 

You don't even need to exit or anything. If you are fast enough you can takeoff before MW stop their jeeps and start firing at you, and even if they did and started shooting, the "damage" is so low that even you can survive their shots on the ground.

Yeah I know, but I hate leaving behind all of that free RP when I take off LOL. :lol:
Over 600 and you're still RP hungry?

 

:santa:

 

One of my personal goals is to unlock the gold globe background that you get for reaching level 750. I'll need to earn around 6 million more RP to get there, so yeah I'll take all the RP I can get LOL. :colgate:

So in 5 years you'll be level 750 :p

 

Jk I hope you get it soon.

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ghoraaa

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Today i'm happy, and i won't b*tching or moaning, as i can't go online because rockstar failed to download files to play online, and even if they finally manage to download the files, they can't seem to save my game

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See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

See that keeps happening to me too but I also keep getting randomly signed out of psn

 

Also I went to a party today and my dad was a jerk

 

I don't like mustard

 

I feel better.

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Chloroform

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Holy sh*t, don't give that guy mustard.

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Hylskriksen

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Is the stallion hardtop LSC bug fixed yet? If not then this post belongs here.

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saintsrow

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When you want to go home but Lester wants you to distract cops.

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Are you for reals.

This is because Lester's criminal friends are robbing your apartment :p

 

Please distract the police :)

 

 

 

PLEASE GIVE US THE OPTION TO TURN OFF GANG ATTACKS.

 

THANK.

I've got a small change:

 

ROCKSTAR: PLEASE GIVE US OPTIONS

 

:p

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Shadowfennekin

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PLEASE GIVE US THE OPTION TO TURN OFF GANG ATTACKS.

 

THANK.

 

OR at least move that gang attack from the Air field (everyone knows which one)

 

Two actually. But the one in Sandy Shores is the most annoying. At least in Grapeseed you can get lucky and get away fast enough.

 

I would actually like if there was an option to disable them but you can still see it if somebody is actually doing that gang attack.

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LBCWorldWide

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Again!...f*ck smuggler planes that land in a glass of water and don't credit me the kill!!! 😡😲

 

LBC 😎

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Low-Leaf

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Why is the reward for taking down Target Planes and Helicopters $30k but Cars are only $2k? They spawn at the same frequency and have 4 armed guards if they aren't moving with an armed driver...

You get more money from a Simeon Bike.

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Network seems to be down now.

Yep. Just got kicked out, was having some frame rate issues..

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