The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Richard Power Colt]

Just realized I maybe should have joined a big crew in this game a long time ago. This could probably make playing jobs with players a whole lot easier. It's really hard to get a big lobby of random players for a PVP job and like everyone knows, playing heists with randoms is just awful. I spent a lot of hours today trying to find a good heist lobby. After playing in probably about 15 lobbies, I managed to complete like 3 or so setups in total. Most of the time there was just someone who sucked at the game and kept failing it for everyone until someone gets tired and disconnects. Other times somebody just left during the heist all out of a sudden probably due to some connection problems. And a few times the game itself decides to bug out. I was playing the pacific standard finale with what seemed to be a pretty competent crew. Apparently there was a bug though that didn't let demolitions and hacker pick up the money from the vault. They were just standing next to the money and couldn't do anything.

 

Also my friend was playing GTA V at the same time, I wasn't playing with him, because the lack of a proper party system makes it hard for you to join a random heist with your friend(the "friends in session" doesn't help much when the heist you join gets full from you joining and when I hosted a heist nobody else joined). Anyways he was playing the pacific standard finale with random people. The people who were playing with him were all higher level than him(he's 25 or so), but somehow they managed to fail it like 50 times.. on EASY difficulty! Seriously I don't know how he could put up with playing it for so long. Somehow none of them seemed to give up after the countless failures and they actually did get through it eventually, but since it was on easy, he only got like 60 000 bucks from it(they had also been shot a lot on the way which reduces your money). So yeah, almost 2 hours totally well spent. One of the things they kept failing at was the part with the parachute. Apparently they were too braindead to put the thing on. I heard that one time they actually survived with no deaths until the parachute part and they somehow lost all their lives on it.

 

Anyways, GTA Online is cancer.

[LBCWorldWide]

Lands chopper in front of AT. Get out, run around under tail of chopper, commit suicide...

 

LBC

[TCMike]

Used a gas can to destroy a target vehicle and didn't get rewarded for it.

[feloniousrick]

Playing last night in an invite only. All of the sudden xbox resets. Gta disc tells me it reset due to a disc error and I should consider replacing it. Never seen any game do that before. Wtf

Edited June 28, 2015 by feloniousrick

[Chloroform]

Just when i thought people wouldnt stoop to an all time low, we got people getting free handouts from R* by just simply submitting a ticket asking for stuff. Now if that ain't pathetic i dont know what is and R* is to blame for it as well.

That's been going on for awhile now. Blame sites like se7ensins and their "premium" section where they teach how to "se". People were doing this with the beerhats.

[Menstrual Deranged]

When I start a mission and I find my car like this. It actually happens to me often. Thanks, Rockstar.

 

[Solo Wing Pixy]

Fells like doing a contact mission

Get Titan of a Job, full lobby and it starts. I beat the others to the airport and...... everyone leaves. f*ck this I'm no doing it by myself *quits and gets BS message*

 

Doing a Titan of a Job solo is quite easy, even without the Kuruma.

 

Everyone leaving? Must be that stupid annoying instancing glitch again that R* never bothered to fix since Day 1...

[Ocelot]

I just finished my daily objectives:

 

• kill a player while off-radar

• play a match of tennis

• participate in a rally race

 

Really? If I didn't know about these forums I would be damned. Yes, I know there are worse objectives.

Edited June 28, 2015 by Ocelot.

[Sean O'God]

I just finished my daily objectives:

 

• kill a player while off-radar

• play a match of tennis

• participate in a rally race

 

Really? If I didn't know about these forums I would be damned. Yes, I know there are worse objectives.

Whenever I get my daily objectives to participate in a rally race or an impromptu race, I say to myself, "Looks I won't be doing my daily objectives today." Some of those objectives really suck if you don't have anyone else to play with. It took me over half an hour to find one other soul to play darts with me to complete my objectives.

 

I like the new name, by the way.

[CrysisAverted]

so close..

 

Edited June 28, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Deathdime89]

So are consoles a hackfest for Online as well?

By that, I mean, do the lobby's look anything like the PC lobby's?

Like, hackers, everywhere?

[Khaisz]

T_T Got called hacker for destroying 2 Karumas by RPGing them from the top of Maze Bank Tower. Why are people so quick on calling people hackers? :<

 

Also rain/fog makes it hard to snipe people from the tower :<

Edited June 28, 2015 by Khaisz

[triplem]

Daily Objectives... start a prompts race. Servers are f*cked. I hate this D.O the most. Even when servers aren't f*cking up, no one ever wants to have a quick race. Why can't we have an option to buy out just one D.O? Even if it's only one per couple of days? Or maybe you can save them up or something? Some of these objectives are just f*cking annoying that some you can do solo, some you require someone else.

[Ocelot]

Daily Objectives... start a prompts race. Servers are f*cked. I hate this D.O the most. Even when servers aren't f*cking up, no one ever wants to have a quick race. Why can't we have an option to buy out just one D.O? Even if it's only one per couple of days? Or maybe you can save them up or something? Some of these objectives are just f*cking annoying that some you can do solo, some you require someone else.

 

I know that this D.O. can be quite hard to accomplish. My personal advice is to get in a 'slow' (i.e. not a supercar) and drive around for a bit. In my case people were more likely to accept an impromptu race.

Edited June 28, 2015 by Ocelot.

[MikeyDLuffy]

Jump into series A finale on hard, not surprised to see crew clothing has been set. After 2 deaths dear leader leaves.

[LordRaijin]

Just when i thought people wouldnt stoop to an all time low, we got people getting free handouts from R* by just simply submitting a ticket asking for stuff. Now if that ain't pathetic i dont know what is and R* is to blame for it as well.

 

Really? Rockstar is that nice enough to give out free handouts for those who ask it by creating a ticket? I guess I should try it out by asking Rockstar to give me the Dukes of death car in single player.

[LordRaijin]

When I start a mission and I find my car like this. It actually happens to me often. Thanks, Rockstar.

 

 

I was doing a contract mission (Where I had to save Anne or Anna from the biker gang Lost) and my car ended up like that. I had to instead depend on some idiot who thinks its cute to bring their Osiris to work. I nearly was killed because of this sh*tty car.

 

When will people f*cking realize that bringing your super cars in a shooting like environment isn't really that practical.

[SAUL_SILVER]

Why are people so retarded? Had a guy knock me over 4 times doing one mission, first two were accidental then he started being a c*nt because I asked him politely to mind his surroundings.

 

To the usless Kuruma bastards, if you're in a tight spot get out and f*cking shoot like a man and not do a f*cking fifty point turn hitting everything thing but what your supposed to.

 

Sorry but have to vent as my dog is a nervous wreck.

[LightningLord]

A majority of public races in a nutshell.

[Coleco]

so close..

 

 

Yeah, why does this happen EVERY TIME? It always leaves just as you get to it!

[PhillBellic]

 

When will people f*cking realize that bringing your super cars in a shooting like environment isn't really that practical.

 

Probably because Super Cars are the only types in their Garage.

[Gridl0k]

That f*cking Rainbow parachute.

[PetrolCB]

::joins Pac finale; PSO::

 

Looking okay, over lvl 180 each...myself and two others obviously go to the vest, fourth guy, decides he's going tanning, opts for teal shorts and no shirt. Dead, seconds after exiting bank, three times. Are people absolutely brain dead, or do they honestly not know to buy the vest already? For f*cks sake, we're 3+ months in with these things. Buy the goddamn vest and wear your hotpants elsewhere. It makes no sense at all.

[Shadowfennekin]

 

Fells like doing a contact mission

Get Titan of a Job, full lobby and it starts. I beat the others to the airport and...... everyone leaves. f*ck this I'm no doing it by myself *quits and gets BS message*

 

Doing a Titan of a Job solo is quite easy, even without the Kuruma.

 

Everyone leaving? Must be that stupid annoying instancing glitch again that R* never bothered to fix since Day 1...

 

I hate that mission solo. It's the one I refuse to ever do by myself. Merryweather will just keep respawning and I can't take off out of there as you can't shoot inside a plane

[GR Choke]

Stop putting me in heist lobbies with people who dont speak english

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

All of a sudden the R* game services are down, f*cks sake R* fix your f*cking sh*t.

[mmm chocolate]

::joins Pac finale; PSO::

Looking okay, over lvl 180 each...myself and two others obviously go to the vest, fourth guy, decides he's going tanning, opts for teal shorts and no shirt. Dead, seconds after exiting bank, three times. Are people absolutely brain dead, or do they honestly not know to buy the vest already? For f*cks sake, we're 3+ months in with these things. Buy the goddamn vest and wear your hotpants elsewhere. It makes no sense at all.

Pretty sure no one even catches this part, but even Lester says right before the Heist, "go in HEAVY"

[Kushology]

This has been going on since before the IGG1 update. They have taken atleast 24-72 hours to reply each time, then my ticket was pushed through into a different category, not even related to the issue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now they asked me for video evidence as if screenshots weren't good enough or altered... What a joke.

[BamaGoodfella]

 

This has been going on since before the IGG1 update. They have taken atleast 24-72 hours to reply each time, then my ticket was pushed through into a different category, not even related to the issue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now they asked me for video evidence as if screenshots weren't good enough or altered... What a joke.

 

 

Dear Kushology,

 

As an update, our development depart has requested that you add a picture in picture overlay of you sitting in front of the television playing GTA on the video that you submit. Our development department is confident that our game has no issues and you simply need to clear your cache like we told you to in our earlier correspondence.

 

Sincerely,

 

Rockstar Games

[Slonitram]

>Participate in an Impromptu Race

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck you Rockstar.