The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[~TKP~]

 

Not a GTAO or Rockstar problem

 

But SON OF A BISCUITEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My 360 decided to call it quits today. I now have to wait a week till payday to go to Gamestop and buy a preowned one.

RIP JaegerPilot1's Xbox.

 

gone but never forgotten...

 

 

...just like my chlamydia

[Chloroform]

 

 

Not a GTAO or Rockstar problem

 

But SON OF A BISCUITEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My 360 decided to call it quits today. I now have to wait a week till payday to go to Gamestop and buy a preowned one.

RIP JaegerPilot1's Xbox.

 

gone but never forgotten...

 

 

...just like my chlamydia

Haha asshole.

[Shadowfennekin]

I didn't notice until know that if you call Lamar to pick a Mugger and accidentally press B, the cooldown starts despite you not using that service. Okay..... that's just dumb.

[AceThaCreator]

Just when i thought people wouldnt stoop to an all time low, we got people getting free handouts from R* by just simply submitting a ticket asking for stuff. Now if that ain't pathetic i dont know what is and R* is to blame for it as well.

[BlindBusDriver]

I just gotta say I still really love the fact that Rockstar decided to include a freaking dirtbike which corners like a goddamn MotoGP bike in the facking off-road vehicle class for racing, and to give it a car's mass when racing so it's more "fair", and by fair I mean so that a small, super-agile bike can slam into a Sandking XL. Really makes sense....

 

 

Off-Road races should just be renamed -> Sanchez Race w/ option of other cars/dune buggies if you hate winning)

[Shadowfennekin]

I love how people shoot their missiles at your defenseless plane/heli yet once you're on the ground they run off with their tail between their legs,

 

 

Armored Truck spawns

Go to it

Super car speeds up, blows me up while in the explosion and is perfectly fine.

Check the player list and see a level 2011. Go to report him and....... froze.

Don't tell me modders have that annoying freeze hack from GTA IV -_-

Oh well, maybe the Osiris I accidentally blew up will be "forgotten" when I reload

[JoeBoneless]

The homing launcher should be level locked. To rank 120 at least.

 

Remember when you knew if someone was under rank 100 they didn't have RPGs?

 

Who had the bright idea to give everyone a damn homing launcher???!?

[PetrolCB]

Just when i thought people wouldnt stoop to an all time low, we got people getting free handouts from R* by just simply submitting a ticket asking for stuff. Now if that ain't pathetic i dont know what is and R* is to blame for it as well.

 

So, your saying that asking for and getting the Gusenberg and Musket is pathetic? Seems pretty nice on their part, to me at least.

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

The homing launcher should be level locked. To rank 120 at least.

 

Remember when you knew if someone was under rank 100 they didn't have RPGs?

 

Who had the bright idea to give everyone a damn homing launcher???!?

Maybe it's a way to stop those cheating c*nts who use RPG's to kill people in cover, people who do that just prove that they are sh*t at the game.

[Mike324467]

The homing launcher should be level locked. To rank 120 at least.

 

Remember when you knew if someone was under rank 100 they didn't have RPGs?

 

Who had the bright idea to give everyone a damn homing launcher???!?

level 200 is a better lock

[Solo Wing Pixy]

> Plays a Titan Of A Job

> Gets Titan

> Lands perfectly on the runway but randomly explodes?!

 

> Restart

> Shooting enemies

> I let my guard down and die, no problem I can just spawn again with the 1 Team Life

> Spawns me on the beach side of the airport with INDESTRUCTIBLE fences

> 0% chance of getting back in

 

F*** R* for reinforcing fences with C***starium

[CrysisAverted]

logic

 

[Solo Wing Pixy]

logic

 

 

[LordRaijin]

The homing launcher should be level locked. To rank 120 at least.

 

Remember when you knew if someone was under rank 100 they didn't have RPGs?

 

Who had the bright idea to give everyone a damn homing launcher???!?

 

 

[DS_NEO]

A couple days ago I was chillin with a friend while he was starting up GTAO for the first time (PC version.) He was gonna do like I did and make a female character (we call it "e-crossdressing") I told him to take his time because it's hella hard to make a good-looking female character in this game -- almost every character you see, male or female, looks like they've been smoking meth since they came out the womb. So I was just listening to his hilarious and on-point commentary the whole time. Then I told him to go look up a guide for making a good-looking character and we balked at the fact that such a guide even needs to exist for such a thing.

 

So about 30 minutes later he gets in-game and does some stuff. Then he encounters the weird glitch where facial attributes randomly change for no reason, but he fixed it by switching sessions. He noticed his character looked a bit weird anyway, just a bit different from what he'd created and what it turned out to look like.

 

So anyway, this got me to thinking... This is GTA, a series known for being a mockery/parody/satire of American lifestyle and various tropes, right? And they take the piss out of just about everything in modern day pop culture. And this game takes place in a fictionalized version of Los Angeles... a place known for people getting sh*t-loads of plastic surgery. Something the game itself picks up on numerous times.

 

So why then, is there no option to change our characters' appearances via plastic surgeon? Did they think that would somehow be too "unrealistic"? Because that's just absurd. I'm a huge Saints Row fan and to my knowledge, Saints Row has had this exact feature since the 2nd game at least.

 

I mean, that's just such a missed opportunity. That's just one of the 5945723043820 things that Saints Row does better than modern-day GTA. I guess maybe we'll see a Plastic Surgery Update down the line? Lol as if.

All R* needs to do is add the plastic surgery and the clothes color customization from SR.

[Mottershead]

Doing deathmatches and coming across those using pussymode.

 

 

What a pussy. Who sucks so badly at this game that they have to cheat in a deathmatch?

[Khaisz]

Doing deathmatches and coming across those using pussymode.

 

 

What a pussy. Who sucks so badly at this game that they have to cheat in a deathmatch?

Yeah, How dare people hide behind walls in deathmatches, such a cowardly move.

 

No seriously, I'm gonna be noobish here and ask what you actually are complaining about in that gif.

All I see is 2 people shooting each other, 1 behind a wall and 1 that does a roll dodge.

Please explain?

[Mottershead]

 

Yeah, How dare people hide behind walls in deathmatches, such a cowardly move.

 

No seriously, I'm gonna be noobish here and ask what you actually are complaining about in that gif.

All I see is 2 people shooting each other, 1 behind a wall and 1 that does a roll dodge.

Please explain?

 

 

Is it your time of the month or were you raised with no manners?

 

 

[jdv95]

the first vid wasn't really clear so i think that's why he was acting that way.

but from the second vid i see what you mean and indeed it's a cowardly move and you did good reporting that guy

[Thalyn]

Every cheaters in deathmatches (god mode, lag abuser (script similar to a DDoS script or person using a script allowing to simulate a false-lag or a "fell of lag" for the "victim"), infinite weapon/ammos (on deathmatches with imposed weapons/ammos), etc. ...) use and abuse of the "roll dodge".

But the opposite is not true, because the roll dodge is a very nice manner to avoid bullets "once" against the same player in a precise moment, but become weakness if used twice (and more), because a player who knows aim and a brain, is going to anticipate, and therefore the player can not fight back during his roll... (the Roll dodge allow to create an element of "surprise". If a player abuse, there is no surprise anymore).

 

And when we catch them when they're cheating, they yell on the chat "LulZzz you n00b, i'm not cheater, I'm just super skilled player", because they think people don't can see the difference between a "nice & skilled player using roll dodge with his/her brain" and an idiot playing the "nice and skilled player" while he's just cheating....

 

 

 

Edited June 27, 2015 by Thalyn

[Khaisz]

 

Yeah, How dare people hide behind walls in deathmatches, such a cowardly move.

 

No seriously, I'm gonna be noobish here and ask what you actually are complaining about in that gif.

All I see is 2 people shooting each other, 1 behind a wall and 1 that does a roll dodge.

Please explain?

 

Is it your time of the month or were you raised with no manners?

 

yeah, i was Raised with no maners but so was apperently you for expecting everyone to see what happand on that small 5-10 sec clip.

But with the video you now posted I can clearly see what you mean with p#ssymode. Also see below respons because I wanna say what he Said.

the first vid wasn't really clear so i think that's why he was acting that way.

but from the second vid i see what you mean and indeed it's a cowardly move and you did good reporting that guy

[JoeBoneless]

It's not cheating to kill someone in cover with an RPG if you've earned it....

 

But for just anyone to be able to buy one now... Might as well just hand out tanks too

[LordRaijin]

 

 

Yeah, How dare people hide behind walls in deathmatches, such a cowardly move.

 

No seriously, I'm gonna be noobish here and ask what you actually are complaining about in that gif.

All I see is 2 people shooting each other, 1 behind a wall and 1 that does a roll dodge.

Please explain?

 

 

Is it your time of the month or were you raised with no manners?

 

 

 

 

I would report this member to Rockstar. Now these kind of modders I f*cking hate. Let them get banned.

[LordRaijin]

A random guy and m yself were teaching this car it's place in the packing order when some asshole in an Adder f*cked it up.

 

[slowburn29]

A random guy and m yself were teaching this car it's place in the packing order when some asshole in an Adder f*cked it up.

 

 

Must be the new adder

 

looks like a jester

[Khaisz]

Gta online, Lobby with 23 people, Crate drop in 3 hours. ooooh this will be fun maybe I get to finally compete with someone for it.

Crate inbound -> Everyone one on the server leaves -> Alone in Public Lobby.

defuq just happand? All I did was exit my garage.

 

I know exactly why it happand, but still why just at that point when I wanted to compete for a crate and not get a free one Ohwell free crate is a crate.

 

[Shadowfennekin]

Fells like doing a contact mission

Get Titan of a Job, full lobby and it starts. I beat the others to the airport and...... everyone leaves. f*ck this I'm no doing it by myself *quits and gets BS message*

[staar]

Idk if it's just me but, for some reason the police now have a response time of the flash and all the other fastest superheroes put together and spawn more units at a time then before

Edited June 27, 2015 by staar

[LordRaijin]

 

A random guy and m yself were teaching this car it's place in the packing order when some asshole in an Adder f*cked it up.

 

(Clipped image)

 

Must be the new adder

 

looks like a jester

 

 

You might be right. My observation becomes dull when I'm exhausted from insomnia.

[LBCWorldWide]

Friggin smuggler planes that crash in the water and don't reward you with kill...

 

*also, how dafuq does the stupid plane ESCAPE during its DEATH DIVE???!!!

 

LBC

Edited June 28, 2015 by LBCWorldWide