The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[hyperar]

WHY THE f*ck DID THEY CLOSE THE POLICE STATION ON MISSION ROW IN MULTIPLAYER ?

 

Seriously, I have the feeling it's only to piss off the community. There's absolutely no sense in doing so, they were just making themselves extra work to dumb down the game even more. It was a very nice feature, especially for police role play, but no, no fun allowed, we'll f*cking close it and we don't explain why to the community, not one single f*cking word !

 

f*ck you Rockstar, I glitched my way in anyway. No wonder people try to break the game, use mods, more and more after every update, Rockstar shot themselves in the foot with their stupid no freedom for players policy.

 

Very nice feature?, you just bitching 'cause you want to. What's so fun about being inside a building anyway?

[LBCWorldWide]

Why do muscle cars have ABS? That makes less sense than when they had the turbo sound still active on 'turbo' upgrade...

 

 

LBC

[hyperar]

Why do muscle cars have ABS? That makes less sense than when they had the turbo sound still active on 'turbo' upgrade...

 

 

 

LBC

 

No car has ABS, AFAIK. They no longer have the turbo discharge sound?.

Edited June 16, 2015 by hyperar

[Stoakzee]

What's so fun about being inside a building anyway?

Role play, defending bounties and hiding from jet griefers.

[Godovermoney]

I am so sick of the LSPD in this game. You can't even fire a suppressed weapon a street away from them without them coming after you. We need a lobby where there are no police so badly. It would be so sick if I could get into a firefight with someone, and not have any distractions but maybe a crew mate which I have plenty of my own. You should be able to defend yourself without getting shot at by the los santos pig department.

[hyperar]

I am so sick of the LSPD in this game. You can't even fire a suppressed weapon a street away from them without them coming after you. We need a lobby where there are no police so badly. It would be so sick if I could get into a firefight with someone, and not have any distractions but maybe a crew mate which I have plenty of my own. You should be able to defend yourself without getting shot at by the los santos pig department.

 

Yes, is getting worse, i got a 1 star wanted level for crashing my car.

[Taco_Gta]

Joining a mission and the lobby is full whilst you load into it just f*ck off already I spend more time in loading screens then what I do playing the bastard game

[8up local]

playing my way only to have others try and tell me i am wrong and not playing the game right. i do not glitch, mod or hack. i only use what R* has given us, so how is it that i am not playing the game right? is it because i do not play your way? lmfao!

[~TKP~]

 

 

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

To Billiam301

 

Fuk you too!

 

Your sincerly,

All.

 

(I see your upset chum but 50/50 in Fleeca isn't the end of the world. That extra 5% really isn't worth the butthurt your feeling about a videogame.)

 

saying it isn't the end of the world surely makes every complaint on this thread or forum pointless xD

 

but seriously, I deserve less money for doing all the setups than some random person who only joined to make an easy 70k in 10 minutes?

 

All the setups? it fleeca dude. There is one setup. Big wow. The other heists yeah I'll have a bit of sympathy but Fleeca is so piss poor easy my 3 yo son would clean up first try ffs. 50/50 on fleeca is the only respectable conclusion. your greed for the extra 5% imho really just isnt worth the aggro and annoyance you get yourself into over a videogame.

[triplem]

Why can't I buy a Cargobob that I call in from Pegasus?

It's so annoying having to gamble that one is in the desert and if it's not having to go all the way to the Merrywether Harbor area to get one at like 70% spawn chance and then fly it back to the mountains in the north

And if I accidently brake it trying to do the stuff I'm doing, Back to the Harbor and get a new one :<

 

Well... where the hell do you expect it to spawn? Given enough room for take off, people would be bitching they have to drive to and from the few places you could do when you want it to spawn somewhere.

[LBCWorldWide]

 

Why do muscle cars have ABS? That makes less sense than when they had the turbo sound still active on 'turbo' upgrade...

 

 

 

LBC

No car has ABS, AFAIK. They no longer have the turbo discharge sound?.

Every car in this game has anti-lock brakes (ABS). And yes, they removed the turbo blow off in muscles.

 

When I press the left trigger all the way down the breaks should lock up, like they did in IV. But, apparently that was unliked and not factored into V's car physics.

 

LBC

[hyperar]

 

 

Why do muscle cars have ABS? That makes less sense than when they had the turbo sound still active on 'turbo' upgrade...

 

 

 

LBC

No car has ABS, AFAIK. They no longer have the turbo discharge sound?.

Every car in this game has anti-lock brakes (ABS). And yes, they removed the turbo blow off in muscles.

 

When I press the left trigger all the way down the breaks should lock up, like they did in IV. But, apparently that was unliked and not factored into V's car physics.

 

LBC

 

 

They do, at least for me. Are you sure?

Edited June 16, 2015 by hyperar

[8up local]

when people come here to the forums to bitch about something not working or not being right, but then not saying what they are playing on (LG, NG or PC). they have their differences. they should really give what platform they are on. makes having a debate on something pointless at times, if halfway in you both realized you're talking about different platforms with different game mechanics.

[LBCWorldWide]

 

 

 

Why do muscle cars have ABS? That makes less sense than when they had the turbo sound still active on 'turbo' upgrade...

 

 

 

LBC

No car has ABS, AFAIK. They no longer have the turbo discharge sound?.

Every car in this game has anti-lock brakes (ABS). And yes, they removed the turbo blow off in muscles.

 

When I press the left trigger all the way down the breaks should lock up, like they did in IV. But, apparently that was unliked and not factored into V's car physics.

 

LBC

 

They do, at least for me. Are you sure?

Well, I can't test atm, but I'm pretty sure. It's not game breaking or anything it was just something I thought of driving a stolen phoenix to get my car from MMI.

 

If the wheels truly do lock up, then you shouldn't be able to turn the car with full brake pressure from high speed. However, every car I've driven allows me to apply maximum brake and still turn through corners.

 

It makes things easier overall, but a little disingenuous when it comes to the pre 80's model cars/trucks.

 

LBC

[billiam]

 

 

 

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

To Billiam301

 

Fuk you too!

 

Your sincerly,

All.

 

(I see your upset chum but 50/50 in Fleeca isn't the end of the world. That extra 5% really isn't worth the butthurt your feeling about a videogame.)

 

saying it isn't the end of the world surely makes every complaint on this thread or forum pointless xD

 

but seriously, I deserve less money for doing all the setups than some random person who only joined to make an easy 70k in 10 minutes?

 

All the setups? it fleeca dude. There is one setup. Big wow. The other heists yeah I'll have a bit of sympathy but Fleeca is so piss poor easy my 3 yo son would clean up first try ffs. 50/50 on fleeca is the only respectable conclusion. your greed for the extra 5% imho really just isnt worth the aggro and annoyance you get yourself into over a videogame.

 

50/50 is the only respectable conclusion? so he gets 70K and I get 59K? yeah, that's very respectable. I guess me getting 66K while he gets 63K is very greedy of me considering I set it all up. I'm such a bad person

 

You know what would be more respectable? If I gave him 100%

 

and imho, it's not worth getting worked up either, but it's a minor gripe I have with people on this game, and I'm pretty sure that's the purpose if this thread

[~TKP~]

 

 

 

 

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

To Billiam301

 

Fuk you too!

 

Your sincerly,

All.

 

(I see your upset chum but 50/50 in Fleeca isn't the end of the world. That extra 5% really isn't worth the butthurt your feeling about a videogame.)

 

saying it isn't the end of the world surely makes every complaint on this thread or forum pointless xD

 

but seriously, I deserve less money for doing all the setups than some random person who only joined to make an easy 70k in 10 minutes?

 

All the setups? it fleeca dude. There is one setup. Big wow. The other heists yeah I'll have a bit of sympathy but Fleeca is so piss poor easy my 3 yo son would clean up first try ffs. 50/50 on fleeca is the only respectable conclusion. your greed for the extra 5% imho really just isnt worth the aggro and annoyance you get yourself into over a videogame.

 

50/50 is the only respectable conclusion? so he gets 70K and I get 59K? yeah, that's very respectable. I guess me getting 66K while he gets 63K is very greedy of me considering I set it all up. I'm such a bad person

 

You know what would be more respectable? If I gave him 100%

 

and imho, it's not worth getting worked up either, but it's a minor gripe I have with people on this game, and I'm pretty sure that's the purpose if this thread

 

hey billiam keep bitchin man your in the right thread after all as you say. I dont play heist so I didnt know that 50% and 50% didnt equal the same to both ppl. No biggie. I'm just pointing out that to get worked up over a few fictional GTA$ (or 5%) and getting yourself into the mindset that your getting irritated with a video game can't be the right way to think over something.

 

Keep on bitching man. As I say my bad. I thought 50/50 was what it says. Forgot about setup costs. I dont play heists, apart from fleeca once to get lesters symbol off my minimap they never interested me enough to play them when on GTA, due mainly to the moanin over payouts and the waiting and waiting some more etc. Go get your cut chum, all should be getting equal.

Edited June 16, 2015 by ~TKP~

[billiam]

 

 

 

 

 

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

To Billiam301

 

Fuk you too!

 

Your sincerly,

All.

 

(I see your upset chum but 50/50 in Fleeca isn't the end of the world. That extra 5% really isn't worth the butthurt your feeling about a videogame.)

 

saying it isn't the end of the world surely makes every complaint on this thread or forum pointless xD

 

but seriously, I deserve less money for doing all the setups than some random person who only joined to make an easy 70k in 10 minutes?

 

All the setups? it fleeca dude. There is one setup. Big wow. The other heists yeah I'll have a bit of sympathy but Fleeca is so piss poor easy my 3 yo son would clean up first try ffs. 50/50 on fleeca is the only respectable conclusion. your greed for the extra 5% imho really just isnt worth the aggro and annoyance you get yourself into over a videogame.

 

50/50 is the only respectable conclusion? so he gets 70K and I get 59K? yeah, that's very respectable. I guess me getting 66K while he gets 63K is very greedy of me considering I set it all up. I'm such a bad person

 

You know what would be more respectable? If I gave him 100%

 

and imho, it's not worth getting worked up either, but it's a minor gripe I have with people on this game, and I'm pretty sure that's the purpose if this thread

 

hey billiam keep bitchin man your in the right thread after all as you say. I dont play heist so I didnt know that 50% and 50% didnt equal the same to both ppl. No biggie. I'm just pointing out that to get worked up over a few fictional GTA$ (or 5%) and getting yourself into the mindset that your getting irritated with a video game can't be the right way to think over something.

 

Keep on bitching man. As I say my bad. I thought 50/50 was what it says. Forgot about setup costs. I dont play heists, apart from fleeca once to get lesters symbol off my minimap they never interested me enough to play them when on GTA, due mainly to the moanin over payouts and the waiting and waiting some more etc. Go get your cut chum, all should be getting equal.

 

It's cool mate, I understand why you'd be confused

 

but yeah, that's all my post was, some harmless bitching, I do know it's only a video game and I'm not even very irritated, I just sharing my opinion of those who do demand a 50% cut and refuse to start the heist without it

[Shadowfennekin]

daily objective: destroy 5 vehicles

chasing turismo bounty in my osiris, end up sticking us both

bounty earnings $5k

osiris insurance: $24k

 

dude I claimed the bounty on tried to run me over, I kill him, he acts like I'm a jerk for killing him again

Why I NEVER use stickies when in my Osiris anymore

[LBCWorldWide]

Forgetting that I'm in my Osiris instead of my AK and then destroying another vehicle too close in proximity... whose blast range acceptability is no less than 5 car lengths, it seems...

 

LBC

[CrysisAverted]

cops are f*cking savage

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

I am so sick of the LSPD in this game. You can't even fire a suppressed weapon a street away from them without them coming after you. We need a lobby where there are no police so badly. It would be so sick if I could get into a firefight with someone, and not have any distractions but maybe a crew mate which I have plenty of my own. You should be able to defend yourself without getting shot at by the los santos pig department.

 

Yes, is getting worse, i got a 1 star wanted level for crashing my car.

I read somewhere awhile back that the game is coded to let animals and plants (possibly even buildings) call the police and report you. Makes sense, Me and a friend had a fist fight in the forest and we both got stars.

[DS_NEO]

 

These f*ckin' spawn trap "OMG 9000000000$ RP" f*ck fests, the crappy Retards vs sh*tters (rpgs,snipers vs stunters) jobs, patching harmless glitches (hoodie without mask,police outfit,launch glitches etc) and locking the interiors makes me angry.

I miss being able to launch myself and my car up into the air, hiding in the Police Station with a bounty and killing players as they go in and wearing cool outfits with the hoodie without mask glitch.

The annoying "OMG 90000000$ RP$" and Snipers vs Stunter jobs need to be put to a stop,every random job I join are these and the Snipers vs Stunters jobs (which I like to call Retards vs sh*tters). Don't get me started on the races with ramps,wall runs,loops.

What was so harmful about putting matte on crew colours or putting pearls on crew colours?

 

I didn't say anything about crew colors

Edited June 17, 2015 by Neopolitan

[Slonitram]

>Capture - Raid

 

>Player is in my base with bag

 

>Me puts proximity mine next to wall

 

>Player shows up

 

>I kill him

 

>Me drives in my base

 

>Forgets about proximity mine because I have goldfish memory

 

>Dies

 

Oh, and by the way:

 

>Daily Challenge requires me to play Capture - Hold

 

>Goldfish memory makes me play Raid instead

Edited June 17, 2015 by TheSadisticOwl

[WWEMichaelB]

 

 

 

I'm sick of the f*cktards on these forums acting like I'm the f*cking bad guy! GROW THE f*ck UP! You people need to read what I write as just an opinion as thats what it is! SMFH

 

stfu, im aloud to bitch on this thread just like everyone else. People on this thread should have to deal with trolls like you commenting on our complains trying to make fun of us. SMFH

 

I'm afraid you do not understand the concept of this thread. This isn't your personal bitch fest about what goes on this forum. That is a whole new different topic at hand. This thread is design to complain and moan about what goes on INSIDE the game itself, not to insult people on this thread due to a heated argument to which you had the mods lock your own thread because you couldn't take the heat.

 

Now stop being salty and finish up your menstrual cycle, and move on. If you don't like people here you can find another forum that follows your thoughts.

 

Again stfu. I'll say what I want to. Don't like it move along. Also your childish comebacks shows how butthurt you get when someone tells you off.

[LBCWorldWide]

Teaser Trailer. Mission runs smooth. Back to Lester's. Accidentally hit the fire hydrant coming in, somehow gets lodged underneath, preventing movement. Causing hella sparks and sh*t, no matter what I try I can't move. Eventually unhook trailer and escape the death grip of your friendly neighborhood fire hydrant, only to see my truck is now on fire.

 

Thankfully I got rehooked and made it into the marker before it exploded on me... Still, them damn hydrants are not to be pushed around, let me tell you. Will just mess your whole sh*t up...

 

LBC

Edited June 17, 2015 by LBCWorldWide

[WWEMichaelB]

Players that keep dying in heists suck.

[CrysisAverted]

decide to run over sanchez with my Insurgent in offroad race, the sanchez doesn't get affected by being rammed by a tank

 

f*cking R*

[Low-Leaf]

So since Heists (1.26) there's a bug that causes your characters face to change after wearing certain masks. I've found out it happens on all ski masks, balaclavas, the chemical outfit (not the 'apparatus' mask), night vision goggles and the bandana cap glasses combo.

 

Part of the bug is that it automatically takes away any make-up and even eyebrows while the mask is on and seems to re-sculpt the face shape to fit the mask. For instance my characters' eyes get further apart while the nose and mouth are pulled foreward giving her a gaunt alien look. The problem is that once you take the mask off, your face stays distorted but the make-up/eyebrows come back. It's a unisex problem but the effect seems to differ on different characters based on initial character face building (the larger the head, the smaller the difference).

My issue is that after IGG1 (1.27) it's now possible to reset your characters face back by switching sessions sooo R* know about it? Why is this just on last gen? why wasn't this fixed in 1.27? They actually fixed the duffel bag bug BEFORE this?? And how long after Heists will it be before I can enjoy wearing any of these masks? It'd be great to know if anyone else is having this problem.

 

The best way I found to test it yourself (besides simply wearing and removing a "problem" mask) is to wear the bandana cap glasses combo mask, go to a clothes store, hats - remove hat, glasses - remove glasses, save the outfit with just the bandana, wear a different outfit (without any mask), then change session, look at the face and choose the bandana outfit.

Males may only notice a slight difference unless you're wearing eye make-up or have a skinny character due to larger heads.

 

*edit - last-gen only*

Edited June 17, 2015 by Low-Leaf

[CrysisAverted]

in Hydra

notice player lazer

try to shoot him but hes passive

he soon goes offradar

he ends up behind me and starts firing off passive

I go off radar and lose him in the skyscrapers

I gun him down after

 

why do people prolong their deaths by going aggressive passive players

[CrysisAverted]

snipe guy with heavy sniper

get hitmarker

some cop steals my kill

 

f*cking pigs

 

 

 

 

having fun killing assholes from a rooftop

they started it by killing me while I was buying snacks

some dick goes passive

two can play at this game

everybody passive

fun successfully diffused

 

Safe game R*

Edited June 17, 2015 by CrysisAverted