The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[BrownMattHall]

 

 

 

 

Let's take this great looking car:

*Super GT pic*

pssst, the F620 actually is in the game. and personally i like the oracle in 5 over the one in 4. same with the blista and infernus...

 

That's not the F620, that's the Super GT. Hence why he said it was replaced by the Rapid GT.

 

 

This isn't about online, but I really don't wanna do the paramedic missions in GTA III. I really don't.

 

hmm i figured there was a piece of that i was missing. close enough? lol

[chriiis125]

Just pulled off an amazing heist on a liquor store and geniusly hid inside a nearby canal. It was the perfect plan.

 

But the f*cking cops could see me while I was underground and then one shot several shotgun rounds through the earth and killed me.

 

I was flabbergasted. Still kinda pissed.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Just pulled off an amazing heist on a liquor store and geniusly hid inside a nearby canal. It was the perfect plan.

 

But the f*cking cops could see me while I was underground and then one shot several shotgun rounds through the earth and killed me.

 

I was flabbergasted. Still kinda pissed.

YEEEEES!! My dream came true they brought Robocop into the game sweet!

 

 

I finally land in a mission with other players that isn't Rooftop Rumble.

 

A dumb sounding, trigger happy with the RPG American screws it up right at the start.

 

It's all I can do now to join a public lobby and sit in a tank at Madrazos house and spawn kill Rooftop Rumble grinders.

I sit on a roof two building down from the Eclipse apartment building and snipe people going in and out of LSC

 

 

I do that but I get bored waiting. People get wise to this and I'm not always the quickest at aiming.

 

I'm just making do with a bit of tank griefing.

 

What i do is i rig my PV with a bomb and i lock the doors so nobody can get in it and i block the entrance into the LSC and i set off the bomb blowing them and there car up or if they get out i snipe them and they are stupid enough to come back without being in passive and try and get back in there car then i blow it up.

 

In a full lobby you don't have to wait very long

[Tali vas Normandy]

I wanna punch everybody in the face who keeps asking why ain't high life out yet blah blah.

 

Like are you really that dumb to believe thats the official date without it coming from R* themselves -__-

[Biohazard Abyss]

This game is boring as f*ck.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I wanna punch everybody in the face who keeps asking why ain't high life out yet blah blah.

 

Like are you really that dumb to believe thats the official date without it coming from R* themselves -__-

I finally just quit replying it's like beating a dead horse over and over again.

 

I say and ask them " R* has ALWAYS released an announcement of when an update will be released so what makes you think this time will be any difference"

 

They can never give me an answer or it's always something like duuuuur cause it just makes sense to release it on 4/20 durrrrr

[Sean O'God]

 

 

 

 

Let's take this great looking car:

*Super GT pic*

pssst, the F620 actually is in the game. and personally i like the oracle in 5 over the one in 4. same with the blista and infernus...

 

That's not the F620, that's the Super GT. Hence why he said it was replaced by the Rapid GT.

 

 

This isn't about online, but I really don't wanna do the paramedic missions in GTA III. I really don't.

 

TY for clearing that up. The Super GT does kind of look like the F620, I guess. I never thought of it like that before.

 

And those paramedic missions made me break my GTA 3 disk. I could do them fine in every other GTA but in 3 I couldn't do it to save my life. I only had to rescue 2 more people on the 12th stage after I had dropped off a few patients, and I ran a patient over at 2 mph by accident as he was exiting my ambulance and he DIED, and I went insane. I'm never doing that again, ever.

Edited April 22, 2014 by Inbred Walrus

[Metal Slime]

Shouldn't this thread be pinned?

[Tali vas Normandy]

Shouldn't this thread be pinned?

It SHOULD be!

But since there is so much bitchin it kinda pins itself

[Sir Michael]

Shouldn't this thread be pinned?

It used to be, but from what I heard, this was a bit of a "rogue" pin. It made sense to pin this thread, but everybody keep bitching and moaning with new threads, devaluing the idea of this thread.

 

It's still popular, but loads of people would rather fill the forums with pointless threads instead of posting here. It's a shame; this thread possesses so much potential.

[Sir Michael]

When a job is about to start, but the game wants to freeze at the "Launching Session" loading screen... 7 months into GTA Online, and this is still happening! I thought that got left behind with October.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Just had freeze number 39,40 & 41. Goddamn R*...

[Flūttershy]

I stubbed my toe while playing today. f*ck you Cockstar

Edited April 23, 2014 by rawrsnar

[Xyn]

I stubbed my toe while playing today. f*ck you Cockstar

Toss this man a beer.

Satire; he gets it.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

When were doing "Judging The Jury"

 

USE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN CAR!!

 

Instead of using their own car they decide to all pile into mine and they wondered why we failed the mission...

 

Hmm i wonder why?

 

Anybody know why we failed it?

 

Anybbody? Anybody?

[foxryd3r]

Took a drive in my stinger last night, went to the sandy shores area. A guy chased me in his buzzard (I wasn't very fazed by it) I heard some missiles fire off, one hit way behind me and the other hit next to me... Didn't blow the car up or harm it anyway but it killed me... WTF honestly. That's not even the annoying part, I then respawned and ran back to my car in the hope he would attack again and have to pay my insurance of around 10k. Which I thought would be funny. He did attack again, blew me up and for some sh1t reason got away without paying a cent. Even though it come up on the screen with "player1" blew up "playerme"... Seriously WTF

[§†range]

I stubbed my toe while playing today. f*ck you Cockstar

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Xyn]

When were doing "Judging The Jury"

 

USE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN CAR!!

 

Instead of using their own car they decide to all pile into mine and they wondered why we failed the mission...

 

Hmm i wonder why?

 

Anybody know why we failed it?

 

Anybbody? Anybody?

You're driving sucks man....f*cking Cockstar.

[Shaundi.]

I was in a team deathmatch, Shotgun Wedding, host has it to forced + pick ups. Game launches & I'm wielding my grenade launcher. Turns out the asshat host set it to owned + pick ups. Uneven as f*ck. Stupid host is stupid.

 

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In the same deathmatch, I was the leader of the team, 19 kills, no deaths, I get killed by a a sniper, no problem. I die 4 in a row & now I'm getting killed 3 times in a row after getting sniped. How am I in a losing streak if I have way more kills than deaths?!?!?! f*cking losing streak tint!

[THE GHETTO JEZUS]

Is there a such need to have appreciation threads for every single thing in this game ? Like c'mon.

[chriiis125]

Stupid game keeps telling me to kill myself, as if it'll actually respawn me more than a block away.

 

Either make it like passing out from booze and have me spawn at the nearest hospital, or don't tell me to kill myself every 5 f*cking minutes.

[OmegaEvolution]

Walrus is right, spot on exactly!

[AnotherUnhappyCamper]

the game has become so boring that I don't have any interest in playing, I wish they had spent more time on the Online portion

[Ninja_Gear]

GTA woman lack tits. We need bigger boobs online. I wanna seem them jiggle when i shoot someone's online character in her face with a shotgun, and she drops down to the floor.

We need these kind of tits:

 

And those who play with female characters, should be forced to have those big knockers. No options for small boobs.

[Hazencoke]

This game is boring as f*ck.

this, it's boring as hell

[Eminem!]

segways pl0x

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

When were doing "Judging The Jury"

 

USE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN CAR!!

 

Instead of using their own car they decide to all pile into mine and they wondered why we failed the mission...

 

Hmm i wonder why?

 

Anybody know why we failed it?

 

Anybbody? Anybody?

You're driving sucks man....f*cking Cockstar.

 

Nah but i trolled them when they hit re-start after i told them not too i locked my car so they couldn't get in and left them all sitting at Martins then i went and got my buzzard and blew up all the juror in the city and i made them drive all the way to Sandy Shores to get the one up there and as they did i killed all by one in the city and then i flew around and made them drive all the way back to the city to kill the one that was left.

 

Needless to say they didn't make it

[Franceska]

All heil the mighty cash cards. The reason why we have to f*cking grind hours to enjoy Grand Theft Auto Online, and spend it within 5 minutes already because everything is over priced as f*ck.

 

We're literally forced to find new ways to have fun, because Rockstar is too busy with their precious sales.

 

Yeah, it's a company, it's there to make money, but come on. Think of your customers too, instead of money.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes I just feel like going to Rockstar's office and go do this.

 

Edited April 23, 2014 by Franceska

[Biohazard Abyss]

All heil the mighty cash cards. The reason why we have to f*cking grind hours to enjoy Grand Theft Auto Online, and spend it within 5 minutes already because everything is over priced as f*ck.

 

We're literally forced to find new ways to have fun, because Rockstar is too busy with their precious sales.

 

Yeah, it's a company, it's there to make money, but come on. Think of your customers too, instead of money.

 

Money glitch

[Franceska]

Money glitch

Please direct me kind lady in a PM to the money glitches that are still around. I'm done grinding hours to enjoy the game. I miss the billionaire days, so so much.