The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Solo Wing Pixy]

* I do all the setups with this guy but he ends up not inviting me to the final. This happens all the G0d damn time.

 

Oh my god, this happens to me almost EVERY TIME.

 

Every time I experience this I really want to break the host's f*cking neck

[AsunaIsBae]

I give up playing with randoms X D

Edited June 16, 2015 by AsunaIsBae

[KashKashMania]

I mean, i guess this counts as part of GTA Online...

 

I'm so glad that i never had to and never will have to do heists with randoms or even people on these forums. No offense, i'm sure some of you are decent human beings and aren't trying to screw over others out of pure, pathetic spite, but yeah, i'd rather find a replacement member off of social media.

 

I find it so laughable at these people making threads about how to get back at heist leaders who don't give them a big enough cut and get butthurt when they're told by people "if you don't like your cut, host your own or go find someone who is gonna pay you more." They're usually the same people who are the first to complain about children, griefers and immature people and it's just like, do you hear yourself? One person seriously called the leader childish and greedy and got mad that he was only getting like an 18% cut or something like that. I mean what do you call wanting more yourself? Entitlement?

 

Boo-f**king-hoo! You didn't get your way? This must be your first time you spoiled brat. Honestly if someone complained about their cut i wouldn't even risk it, i'd kick them. Bye. I don't need you getting petty and angry and sitting there thinking about "how come i'm not getting more?" and then start thinking about ways to sabotage not only the heist leader, but the other 2 members.

 

Grow up people, i thought this was a game for mature adults, i guess i was wrong.

 

I just wish they'd lock the threads and send them all to this one.

[LahTigre]

I give up playing with randoms X D

 

 

I'll admit to rage quitting when another player ran his damn lazer into my own on the carrier flight deck.

[CrysisAverted]

gunning savage down in insurgent pickup

driver of insurgent flips it over

I fall out and both die

[BamaGoodfella]

I mean, i guess this counts as part of GTA Online...

 

I'm so glad that i never had to and never will have to do heists with randoms or even people on these forums. No offense, i'm sure some of you are decent human beings and aren't trying to screw over others out of pure, pathetic spite, but yeah, i'd rather find a replacement member off of social media.

 

I find it so laughable at these people making threads about how to get back at heist leaders who don't give them a big enough cut and get butthurt when they're told by people "if you don't like your cut, host your own or go find someone who is gonna pay you more." They're usually the same people who are the first to complain about children, griefers and immature people and it's just like, do you hear yourself? One person seriously called the leader childish and greedy and got mad that he was only getting like an 18% cut or something like that. I mean what do you call wanting more yourself? Entitlement?

 

Boo-f**king-hoo! You didn't get your way? This must be your first time you spoiled brat. Honestly if someone complained about their cut i wouldn't even risk it, i'd kick them. Bye. I don't need you getting petty and angry and sitting there thinking about "how come i'm not getting more?" and then start thinking about ways to sabotage not only the heist leader, but the other 2 members.

 

Grow up people, i thought this was a game for mature adults, i guess i was wrong.

 

I just wish they'd lock the threads and send them all to this one.

 

I just want to yell in some of the threads you're mentioning, "GET SOME DAMN FRIENDS AND YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT A RANDOM PAYS YOU!!!" However, that would require social skills that they are obviously lacking which is why they're having to play with randoms so I just keep my mouth shut LOL. Even if one of my friends wanted to give me %15 (we all usually give each other %20 if hosting), I wouldn't care. Know why???? Because I'd make more money per time played going through the heist ONCE for %15 than wasting time restarting it a dozen times with a bunch of randoms for %25.

Edited June 16, 2015 by BamaGoodfella

[Growlmon]

People give the karuma too much credit:

 

 

Heist Griefers:

 

 

Heist Glitches that kill you:

 

 

AI in trucks...

 

[KashKashMania]

 

I mean, i guess this counts as part of GTA Online...

 

I'm so glad that i never had to and never will have to do heists with randoms or even people on these forums. No offense, i'm sure some of you are decent human beings and aren't trying to screw over others out of pure, pathetic spite, but yeah, i'd rather find a replacement member off of social media.

 

I find it so laughable at these people making threads about how to get back at heist leaders who don't give them a big enough cut and get butthurt when they're told by people "if you don't like your cut, host your own or go find someone who is gonna pay you more." They're usually the same people who are the first to complain about children, griefers and immature people and it's just like, do you hear yourself? One person seriously called the leader childish and greedy and got mad that he was only getting like an 18% cut or something like that. I mean what do you call wanting more yourself? Entitlement?

 

Boo-f**king-hoo! You didn't get your way? This must be your first time you spoiled brat. Honestly if someone complained about their cut i wouldn't even risk it, i'd kick them. Bye. I don't need you getting petty and angry and sitting there thinking about "how come i'm not getting more?" and then start thinking about ways to sabotage not only the heist leader, but the other 2 members.

 

Grow up people, i thought this was a game for mature adults, i guess i was wrong.

 

I just wish they'd lock the threads and send them all to this one.

 

I just want to yell in some of the threads you're mentioning, "GET SOME DAMN FRIENDS AND YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT A RANDOM PAYS YOU!!!" However, that would require social skills that they are obviously lacking which is why they're having to play with randoms so I just keep my mouth shut LOL. Even if one of my friends wanted to give me %15 (we all usually give each other %20 if hosting), I wouldn't care. Know why???? Because I'd make more money per time played going through the heist ONCE for %15 than wasting time restarting it a dozen times with a bunch of randoms for %25.

 

I have a theory about their social skills. their "friends" probably kicked them because they wanted more and more. Besides, heists weren't meant to be done with randoms, they were meant to be done with a set team all the way through. that's why R* had the host paying out everything from the start and then had payouts for the other members after setup jobs. If you think about it no one other than the lead was supposed to really take more than 15-20% because of setup payouts.

 

But no, it's just getting ridiculous. I don't mind people complaining about not being paid enough (at least they think they aren't) but when you start talking about trying to sabotage someone else's heist and screw over the lead, you've gone too far.

[LordRaijin]

 

 

I'm sick of the f*cktards on these forums acting like I'm the f*cking bad guy! GROW THE f*ck UP! You people need to read what I write as just an opinion as thats what it is! SMFH

 

stfu, im aloud to bitch on this thread just like everyone else. People on this thread should have to deal with trolls like you commenting on our complains trying to make fun of us. SMFH

 

I'm afraid you do not understand the concept of this thread. This isn't your personal bitch fest about what goes on this forum. That is a whole new different topic at hand. This thread is design to complain and moan about what goes on INSIDE the game itself, not to insult people on this thread due to a heated argument to which you had the mods lock your own thread because you couldn't take the heat.

 

Now stop being salty and finish up your menstrual cycle, and move on. If you don't like people here you can find another forum that follows your thoughts.

[CrysisAverted]

have tons of fun in racing lobby with good host who doesn't set catchup on

idiots all vote random because no good race was up

we all end up in a different lobby doing a mission

 

people need to understand random does not necessarily mean race

[CrysisAverted]

daily objective: destroy 5 vehicles

chasing turismo bounty in my osiris, end up sticking us both

bounty earnings $5k

osiris insurance: $24k

 

dude I claimed the bounty on tried to run me over, I kill him, he acts like I'm a jerk for killing him again

Edited June 16, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[blacknambala]

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.

Right...because just the other day in the newspaper headline it said 'some girl was kidnapped by a 70 year old sex offender after meeting him on GTAO and speaking on the phone with him'...

 

Who immediately jumps to that conclusion? Saying sh*t like that is sick.

 

Also, to the chick, you didn't have to be so immature and dismissive towards the individual after playing together with said person. When asked if you have a phone, simple reply would be "yes, but I don't give my # to people I don't know", yet you played along with those "responses" of yours until you made him spell it out for you, just to say you gotta go...

 

LBC

Clearly the butt hurt is strong with this one. Whether she was being immature or was playing along at all, is debatable. Personally, I think she is neither. No one is obligated to establish some sort of relationship beyond the confines of GTA V. Especially, with someone she has just met who is highly presumptuous in asking for a number ?

 

What butthurt, exactly? I hate immature people who do and say immature things when it comes to online interactions. The way she treated him/her was rather childish. I even gave an example. In no way did I say/imply/demand she be "obligated" to anything. Other than being a decent human being, maybe. The oblivious in you is rather scathing, seeing as you had to run your mouth with no substance to the bullsh*t you're spewing in defense of another "chick"...sad, really.

 

Any more feminist bs you'd like to spew trying to be cool?

 

LBC

Your lack of basic comprehension is astounding. Where was the immaturity in what she said or did ? We only have a snippet of what happened during interaction. I am simply going off with what was presented in her original post. My point still stands. She clearly was being a decent human being. She was neither "dismissive","immature" or "playing along with the responses".

 

You, sir, are an idiot. And judging by your nonsense you've sprouted to myself and others, the only person who has run their mouth with no substance "bs" is you.

Edited June 16, 2015 by blacknambala

[Lord DC]

can everyone stop arguing about all this useless sh*t.

Edited June 16, 2015 by Lord DC

[saintsrow]

 

I just want to yell in some of the threads you're mentioning, "GET SOME DAMN FRIENDS AND YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT A RANDOM PAYS YOU!!!" However, that would require social skills that they are obviously lacking which is why they're having to play with randoms so I just keep my mouth shut LOL.

Well, hey...the reason I play video games is so I won't have to develop social skills and actually interact with real people. If you guys actually have social skills, I can't imagine why you are here playing video games

[GR Choke]

 

* I do all the setups with this guy but he ends up not inviting me to the final. This happens all the G0d damn time.

Oh my god, this happens to me almost EVERY TIME.

 

Every time I experience this I really want to break the host's f*cking neck

f*ck breaking his neck, cut this bitch's head off

[LordRaijin]

Trying to play this f*cking game, and trying to level up my rank, but NO! I keep getting this f*cking error: ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT Crash and then being threaten to be sent to the bad sports lobby for leaving a mission to which I'VE COMPLETED! This happen four f*cking times now. I wonder how many more crashes will it take for me to become a victim of being sent to the bad sports lobby due to a broken game? Of all of the games I have installed on my machine, not one has given me this error, NOT one!

Edited June 16, 2015 by LordRaijin

[blacknambala]

Trying to play this f*cking game, and trying to level up my rank, but NO! I keep getting this f*cking error: ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT Crash and then being threaten to be sent to the bad sports lobby for leaving a mission to which I'VE COMPLETED! This happen four f*cking times now. I wonder how many more crashes will it take for me to become a victim of being sent to the bad sports lobby due to a broken game? Of all of the games I have installed on my machine, not one has given me this error, NOT one!

Bad times. Rockstar isn't known for good optimization across multi plats. Especially,with the PS4. I keep getting CE-34878-0 and CE-36329-3 error codes. They are sometimes generated when I dashboard to the menu screen to check my messages, before the app hangs.

Edited June 16, 2015 by blacknambala

[LordRaijin]

 

Trying to play this f*cking game, and trying to level up my rank, but NO! I keep getting this f*cking error: ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT Crash and then being threaten to be sent to the bad sports lobby for leaving a mission to which I'VE COMPLETED! This happen four f*cking times now. I wonder how many more crashes will it take for me to become a victim of being sent to the bad sports lobby due to a broken game? Of all of the games I have installed on my machine, not one has given me this error, NOT one!

Bad times. Rockstar isn't known for good optimization across multi plats. Especially,with the PS4. I keep getting CE-34878-0 and CE-36329-3 error codes. They are sometimes generated when I dashboard to the menu screen to check my messages, before the app hangs.

 

 

The funny thing is that I never actually had this error until after the latest upgrade. I have my graphics card completely up-to-date. Like I said before I can play other games on my PC without a problem, but this game keeps giving me this crash message.

[Solo Wing Pixy]

Trying to play this f*cking game, and trying to level up my rank, but NO! I keep getting this f*cking error: ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT Crash and then being threaten to be sent to the bad sports lobby for leaving a mission to which I'VE COMPLETED! This happen four f*cking times now. I wonder how many more crashes will it take for me to become a victim of being sent to the bad sports lobby due to a broken game? Of all of the games I have installed on my machine, not one has given me this error, NOT one!

 

This

This

This

 

I swear 95% of the time I play GTA V after the Ill Gotten Gainz update I get this crash. Before the update was released I NEVER got this crash.

 

I swear R* hires the worst coders in gaming history, especially the terrible server choosing/ match making system R* has and takes 5 minutes to enter an online server.

 

R* can we PLEASE choose what server we want to enter? Please?

[FourFingersOfFun]

Just a note - I got like 50 friends on Xbox1 and probably like 40 added me because my name has "Asuna" in it from Sword Art Online and every time I get a 'friend request' "Hey I love SAO it's my fav show!!"... It's that's fine with me, I don't mind.

 

Short story yesterday - A crew member and friend on my list asks me if I want to kill some people yesterday. I said yes

 

We kill people and about an hour later, we're done cus everybody left the area and we like won.

 

5mins later, crew member texts me on GTA5 phone -

 

 

 

Him - "Do you have a phone?"

 

Me - "I guess, why?"

 

Him - "Cool what kind?"

 

Me - "IPhn6?"

 

Him - "Nice... You got kik/skype/ facetime / wanna give me your number?"

 

Me - "Yeah... no I'm not doing that..."

 

Him - "Why?"

 

Me - "I said no... I gotta go bye."

 

======

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

Dang, that's pretty creepy bro, you should give me your number and we can talk about it more sometime though

[blacknambala]

 

 

Trying to play this f*cking game, and trying to level up my rank, but NO! I keep getting this f*cking error: ERR_GFX_D3D_INIT Crash and then being threaten to be sent to the bad sports lobby for leaving a mission to which I'VE COMPLETED! This happen four f*cking times now. I wonder how many more crashes will it take for me to become a victim of being sent to the bad sports lobby due to a broken game? Of all of the games I have installed on my machine, not one has given me this error, NOT one!

Bad times. Rockstar isn't known for good optimization across multi plats. Especially,with the PS4. I keep getting CE-34878-0 and CE-36329-3 error codes. They are sometimes generated when I dashboard to the menu screen to check my messages, before the app hangs.

 

The funny thing is that I never actually had this error until after the latest upgrade. I have my graphics card completely up-to-date. Like I said before I can play other games on my PC without a problem, but this game keeps giving me this crash message.

It's part and parcel with R*. Every update they release seems to break some part of the game. Between you and I, I personally think R* have gone on the cheap and hired a bunch of baboons to do the coding for them; all the while the rest of the human dev's savour our salty tears, looking down at us plebs, from the comfort of their ivory towers.

[topkek]

Been trying to host the Humane Labs EMP setup for quite a while now. After many idiots thinking they are immortal, trolls, other typical GTAO f*cktards and people kamikazeing to the ocean or just rage quitting, i'm finally on my way to Sandy Shores in the Hydra. This is it, i thought, there's only one mile to go and then it will all be over.

 

lolnope, game freezes

Edited June 16, 2015 by topkek

[ExplosiveEnergy386]

Post Removed

Edited January 4, 2018 by ExplosiveEnergy386

[Khaisz]

Why can't I buy a Cargobob that I call in from Pegasus?

It's so annoying having to gamble that one is in the desert and if it's not having to go all the way to the Merrywether Harbor area to get one at like 70% spawn chance and then fly it back to the mountains in the north

And if I accidently brake it trying to do the stuff I'm doing, Back to the Harbor and get a new one :<

[BamaGoodfella]

 

 

I just want to yell in some of the threads you're mentioning, "GET SOME DAMN FRIENDS AND YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT A RANDOM PAYS YOU!!!" However, that would require social skills that they are obviously lacking which is why they're having to play with randoms so I just keep my mouth shut LOL.

Well, hey...the reason I play video games is so I won't have to develop social skills and actually interact with real people. If you guys actually have social skills, I can't imagine why you are here playing video games

 

 

Your sarcasm was well played sir, but I think you secretly agree with me LOL. If people would just be cool & respectful of other players, they'd realize that the world is full of some interesting & fun people. I'm literally friends with players from around the world and love talking to all of them (sometimes even more than my real life friends LOL). And yes, this is coming from a "redneck" from Alabama LMFAO!!!!

[MASTER GABE 202]

 

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.I highly doubt a 70 year old sex offender would invest time and effort to lure someone from GTA Online. The fact remains that he wanted to talk to her beyond the game, by asking for deets. She declined and he apologised three times. Why would you apologise three times is beyond me.That type of sick demented sh*t happens, though. They just care about their next victim.

[Judicious 7]

Seeing all these casuals and random forumers pop out of nowhere. And then they act like elitists.

Osiris flips on roof on top of a small puddle of water, barely submerging the roof. I now owe $24k

Try riding a bike in the LS sewer. (the one near Death Metal). Your bike will not last in two feet of water.

[JaegerPilot1]

What is it that makes someone think I am a mod? Is it because I am driving around in an Osiris?

 

I just had one that kept sending me chat messages trying to get me to mod for him. He just never got it that I am not a mod no matter how many messages I sent back to him. I finally just left the lobby.

[billiam]

 

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

To Billiam301

 

Fuk you too!

 

Your sincerly,

All.

 

(I see your upset chum but 50/50 in Fleeca isn't the end of the world. That extra 5% really isn't worth the butthurt your feeling about a videogame.)

 

saying it isn't the end of the world surely makes every complaint on this thread or forum pointless xD

 

but seriously, I deserve less money for doing all the setups than some random person who only joined to make an easy 70k in 10 minutes?

[Spadge]

WHY THE f*ck DID THEY CLOSE THE POLICE STATION ON MISSION ROW IN MULTIPLAYER ?

 

Seriously, I have the feeling it's only to piss off the community. There's absolutely no sense in doing so, they were just making themselves extra work to dumb down the game even more. It was a very nice feature, especially for police role play, but no, no fun allowed, we'll f*cking close it and we don't explain why to the community, not one single f*cking word !

 

f*ck you Rockstar, I glitched my way in anyway. No wonder people try to break the game, use mods, more and more after every update, Rockstar shot themselves in the foot with their stupid no freedom for players policy.

Edited June 16, 2015 by Spadge007