The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Stoakzee]

Went after a bounty. Killed the player. Game confirms i killed him. Player leaves. Bounty not claimed...

 

WTF IS THIS sh*t!

This happens to me ALOT. I'm not just referring to the bounties but just normal killing. They always seem to leave straight after being killed, I don't even see their blip reappear on the map, they just leave.

 

How do they do this? Is it just simply pulling the power cable out of the console because when I get killed I don't get given the option to leave the session.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

[hyperar]

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

 

 

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

 

The connection problems are yours, not the servers.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

 

 

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

 

The connection problems are yours, not the servers.

NAT type is wide open mate.

[hyperar]

 

 

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

 

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

The connection problems are yours, not the servers.

NAT type is wide open mate.

 

 

That doesn't mean anything, there are a bunch of stuff to take into account.

 

I used to have problems to play, and my internet connection always seemed to work OK, then, i found out i had microcuts on my connection, switched ISP, never had a problem since.

 

EDIT: Well, i did have problems, but i was informed that there were going to be cuts in the service.

Edited June 15, 2015 by hyperar

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

 

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

 

 

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

 

The connection problems are yours, not the servers.

NAT type is wide open mate.

 

That doesn't mean anything, there are a bunch of stuff to take into account.

 

I used to have problems to play, and my internet connection always seemed to work OK, then, i found out i had microcuts on my connection, switched ISP, never had a problem since.

 

EDIT: Well, i did have problems, but i was informed that there were going to be cuts in the service.

Nope.avi, it's only GTA V, every other game I have works just fine.

[hyperar]

 

 

 

 

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

 

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

The connection problems are yours, not the servers.

NAT type is wide open mate.

That doesn't mean anything, there are a bunch of stuff to take into account.

 

I used to have problems to play, and my internet connection always seemed to work OK, then, i found out i had microcuts on my connection, switched ISP, never had a problem since.

 

EDIT: Well, i did have problems, but i was informed that there were going to be cuts in the service.

Nope.avi, it's only GTA V, every other game I have works just fine.

 

 

Not every game has the same requirements, Resident Evil 5 worked just fine, PES2013 didn't work at all.

 

If the problems were the servers, it would be a general thing, most of us play just fine, and some players have problems, it's most likely to be a problem between you a the servers that the servers themselves.

 

Just trying to help.

[blacknambala]

 

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.Right...because just the other day in the newspaper headline it said 'some girl was kidnapped by a 70 year old sex offender after meeting him on GTAO and speaking on the phone with him'...

 

Who immediately jumps to that conclusion? Saying sh*t like that is sick.

 

Also, to the chick, you didn't have to be so immature and dismissive towards the individual after playing together with said person. When asked if you have a phone, simple reply would be "yes, but I don't give my # to people I don't know", yet you played along with those "responses" of yours until you made him spell it out for you, just to say you gotta go...

 

LBC

Clearly the butt hurt is strong with this one. Whether she was being immature or was playing along at all, is debatable. Personally, I think she is neither. No one is obligated to establish some sort of relationship beyond the confines of GTA V. Especially, with someone she has just met who is highly presumptuous in asking for a number ? Edited June 15, 2015 by blacknambala

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

 

 

 

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

 

 

F*CKING HELL MAN..... 10 empty Public matches later. Damn you game...

 

The connection problems are yours, not the servers.

NAT type is wide open mate.

That doesn't mean anything, there are a bunch of stuff to take into account.

 

I used to have problems to play, and my internet connection always seemed to work OK, then, i found out i had microcuts on my connection, switched ISP, never had a problem since.

 

EDIT: Well, i did have problems, but i was informed that there were going to be cuts in the service.

Nope.avi, it's only GTA V, every other game I have works just fine.

 

Not every game has the same requirements, Resident Evil 5 worked just fine, PES2013 didn't work at all.

 

If the problems were the servers, it would be a general thing, most of us play just fine, and some players have problems, it's most likely to be a problem between you a the servers that the servers themselves.

 

Just trying to help.

Well I was in a party with a friend when the game told me I have been disconnected from Xbox live, I was still in the party talking to him. *sigh*

[__TheGovernor__]

 

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.Right...because just the other day in the newspaper headline it said 'some girl was kidnapped by a 70 year old sex offender after meeting him on GTAO and speaking on the phone with him'...

Who immediately jumps to that conclusion? Saying sh*t like that is sick.

Also, to the chick, you didn't have to be so immature and dismissive towards the individual after playing together with said person. When asked if you have a phone, simple reply would be "yes, but I don't give my # to people I don't know", yet you played along with those "responses" of yours until you made him spell it out for you, just to say you gotta go...

LBC

Well I'm sorry for actual being careful online sh*thead. And plus it was an example, not jumping to a conclusion.

[Hjortis]

 

 

The GTA online community has to be the biggest collection of idiots in gaming history. I came back to GTAO because of the IGG update (which is garbage btw but ill save that rant for another day) I join some heists with random. 5 f*ckING HOURS and not even 1 group could complete a full heist all the way through. Just sad and pathetic honestly

I will quote every one of Taylor Swifts exes. "Maybe you're the problem.."

Read my post again and then use that thing in your head

 

I hate doing heists with randoms as much as the next bloke, but if you've tried doing them for 5 hours with many different groups. Chances are you're not very good at it..

[Black Terminator]

Seriously can Rockstar start banning people who leave the Heist Missions and Heist Finales. sh*t I had 2 guys left on me. One was close to the end of the Pacific Standard Heists Finale and last was the Series A Coke stealing the coke mission. This is just depressing.

[hyperar]

Seriously can Rockstar start banning people who leave the Heist Missions and Heist Finales. sh*t I had 2 guys left on me. One was close to the end of the Pacific Standard Heists Finale and last was the Series A Coke stealing the coke mission. This is just depressing.

 

People have to leave for real life things, which are more important than a game, yes, i find it really annoying too, but sadly, there's nothing you can do.

[Shadowfennekin]

Welp, looks like I'm playing in Invite Only for awhile again. The "Unable to join" anything after only 30 minutes of playing crap is back, I only get it when playing Public but if I'm playing Invite the whole time I'll never get it when switching activities.

 

 

Helped a guy with the last two Pacific setups...... get invite to Finale........ "Unable to join job/activity"

[LBCWorldWide]

 

 

 

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.

Right...because just the other day in the newspaper headline it said 'some girl was kidnapped by a 70 year old sex offender after meeting him on GTAO and speaking on the phone with him'...

 

Who immediately jumps to that conclusion? Saying sh*t like that is sick.

 

Also, to the chick, you didn't have to be so immature and dismissive towards the individual after playing together with said person. When asked if you have a phone, simple reply would be "yes, but I don't give my # to people I don't know", yet you played along with those "responses" of yours until you made him spell it out for you, just to say you gotta go...

 

LBC

Clearly the butt hurt is strong with this one. Whether she was being immature or was playing along at all, is debatable. Personally, I think she is neither. No one is obligated to establish some sort of relationship beyond the confines of GTA V. Especially, with someone she has just met who is highly presumptuous in asking for a number ?

 

What butthurt, exactly? I hate immature people who do and say immature things when it comes to online interactions. The way she treated him/her was rather childish. I even gave an example. In no way did I say/imply/demand she be "obligated" to anything. Other than being a decent human being, maybe. The oblivious in you is rather scathing, seeing as you had to run your mouth with no substance to the bullsh*t you're spewing in defense of another "chick"...sad, really.

 

Any more feminist bs you'd like to spew trying to be cool?

 

LBC

Edited June 15, 2015 by LBCWorldWide

[JaegerPilot1]

Seriously Rockstar, get your f*cking act together with the servers. Getting tired of being kicked out of lobbies because of the "Unknown Network Error" sh*t.

[hyperar]

Welp, looks like I'm playing in Invite Only for awhile again. The "Unable to join" anything after only 30 minutes of playing crap is back, I only get it when playing Public but if I'm playing Invite the whole time I'll never get it when switching activities.

 

 

Helped a guy with the last two Pacific setups...... get invite to Finale........ "Unable to join job/activity"

 

Don't know how many times i've told you this, the problem is YOUR connection, not the servers.

 

EDIT: And this case, YOU not being able to join others is a clear indicator of that.

Edited June 15, 2015 by hyperar

[DS_NEO]

These f*ckin' spawn trap "OMG 9000000000$ RP" f*ck fests, the crappy Retards vs sh*tters (rpgs,snipers vs stunters) jobs, patching harmless glitches (hoodie without mask,police outfit,launch glitches etc) and locking the interiors makes me angry.

I miss being able to launch myself and my car up into the air, hiding in the Police Station with a bounty and killing players as they go in and wearing cool outfits with the hoodie without mask glitch.

The annoying "OMG 90000000$ RP$" and Snipers vs Stunter jobs need to be put to a stop,every random job I join are these and the Snipers vs Stunters jobs (which I like to call Retards vs sh*tters). Don't get me started on the races with ramps,wall runs,loops.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I'm sick of my MW Mesa in my garage... Why cant we sell it?!? Its not like I paid money to upgrade it or anything...

There was something mentioned in the patch notes that says "Fixed issue where player couldn't sell Mesa"

 

 

The OP just screams "entitlement tween."

 

If you don't like the game as is, sell it.

 

There's plenty to do without the heists. They're basically 1% of what you can do in online, yet people act as if it's 7/9 of the entire game.

*unsarcastic clap clap clap* Indeed. I understand people's absolute "need" to nit-pick and complain about everything wrong with GTA Online, but come on, it's a huge game we have here. There's a lot you can do in multiplayer, far more compared to others, there's bound to be bugs and glitches. I swear, most people just buy games just for the multiplayer. *coughcodfanboyscough*

 

PS: love your Fisheye Placebo signature. ;D

 

Just so you know you replied to a Banned member and a guy who pretended to be a girl

[Arrows to Athens]

These f*ckin' spawn trap "OMG 9000000000$ RP" f*ck fests, the crappy Retards vs sh*tters (rpgs,snipers vs stunters) jobs, patching harmless glitches (hoodie without mask,police outfit,launch glitches etc) and locking the interiors makes me angry.

I miss being able to launch myself and my car up into the air, hiding in the Police Station with a bounty and killing players as they go in and wearing cool outfits with the hoodie without mask glitch.

The annoying "OMG 90000000$ RP$" and Snipers vs Stunter jobs need to be put to a stop,every random job I join are these and the Snipers vs Stunters jobs (which I like to call Retards vs sh*tters). Don't get me started on the races with ramps,wall runs,loops.

What was so harmful about putting matte on crew colours or putting pearls on crew colours?

[billiam]

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

[~TKP~]

To all those who finale jump on the Fleeca Job and don't think 45% is a fair percentage... f*ck you!

To Billiam301

 

Fuk you too!

 

Your sincerly,

All.

 

(I see your upset chum but 50/50 in Fleeca isn't the end of the world. That extra 5% really isn't worth the butthurt your feeling about a videogame.)

Edited June 15, 2015 by ~TKP~

[WWEMichaelB]

I'm sick of the f*cktards on these forums acting like I'm the f*cking bad guy! GROW THE f*ck UP! You people need to read what I write as just an opinion as thats what it is! SMFH

[Slonitram]

Tennis is Online is broken as sh*t.

 

>balls goes left WOOOOAH SUDDENLY RIGHT

 

>ball goes through character's racket

 

>character won't hit because obviously he's a moron

 

GTA Theory: Online protagonist has autism.

Edited June 16, 2015 by TheSadisticOwl

[LordRaijin]

I'm sick of the f*cktards on these forums acting like I'm the f*cking bad guy! GROW THE f*ck UP! You people need to read what I write as just an opinion as thats what it is! SMFH

[CrysisAverted]

R* rally upped the difficulty on heists recently

[LordRaijin]

R* rally upped the difficulty on heists recently

I've been having a lot that lately myself.

[Vurses]

Being chased by a stupid f*ck in a piece of sh*t karuma with his 3 friends, im in my enus. i hit a f*cking intersection light pole, doesn't budge and i stop dead. i sticky him and it manages to kill me. THANKS OBAMA ROCKSTAR

 

driving on my side of the f*cking road. car freaks out and turns into my f*cking lane and sends my flying off my bike to my death into oncoming traffic.

Edited June 16, 2015 by Vurses

[WWEMichaelB]

 

I'm sick of the f*cktards on these forums acting like I'm the f*cking bad guy! GROW THE f*ck UP! You people need to read what I write as just an opinion as thats what it is! SMFH

 

stfu, im aloud to bitch on this thread just like everyone else. People on this thread should have to deal with trolls like you commenting on our complains trying to make fun of us. SMFH

[cdjen93]

I still don't understand why we still only have 2 forwards/backwards baseball caps… Is it really that hard to assign more textures to the same model?