The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shaundi.]

Last night;

 

Go to the mineshaft to ride out a $9000 bounty. My respawn is set to last location. Session times out. Go back to GTAO from single player and I respawn outside the Route 68 AmmuNation, with players close by. Almost got killed, tiny bar of health left thanks to my Entity.

 

Mineshaft to AmmuNation is quite a distance.

 

Thanks Obama Rockstar.

Edited June 15, 2015 by ZeusMowat_278

[sweller]

* Joined the humane labs heist the host is the pilot and he couldn't fly the helicopter for the life of him. He crashed Into about everything. And he kept trying to land on the building. I ended up quitting after the 8th try.

* I do all the setups with this guy but he ends up not inviting me to the final. This happens all the G0d damn time.

* I join the pacific standard heist and right as we are parachuting the host goes into the pause menu and quits right at the f*cking last minute.

* I do all the setups for pacific standard and the host invites me BUT the session is FULL.

 

This is why I'd rather do money glitches.

Edited June 15, 2015 by sweller

[saintsrow]

I don't know who at Rockstar thought it would be a good idea to put a gang attack and a crate drop in the same place at the same time. So I had to deal with The Professionals AND impossible sharp shooting inbred hillbillies.

 

Plus, I have no idea how my Hydra stalled, lol. I only held L2 gently

 

 

This was the location of the first crate drop I ever went after, and it went just about the same way for me as in your video. Yeah, I think it's worth a bitch and moan.

[CrysisAverted]

its a frame job

 

[Khaisz]

So I already have all 4 shirts now, But I decided to aim for one last crate before I went and started on my laundry.

and well, This happands.

Lot's of explosions.

Atleast he had to pay 24k for my car, not that it probably mattered to him.

Seems like there is now a way to turn completly invisible in the mod menu of whatever mod the modders use.

Unless they can punch me from anywhere on the map.

 

Edited June 15, 2015 by Khaisz

[Stoakzee]

Parachute down near a special crate, everybody in the session leaves...along with the crate. The smugglers are still there though...

[Suzugi243]

Within the past hour, my game froze twice

 

Both times it was when I joined on call and Prison Break - Plane job

 

Both times it was immediately when the "Launching Job" icon appeared

 

Beginning to think the IGG update broke this mission

[owl-man]

Starts an invite only, the following events happen immediately:

1. Call mechanic
2. Have car delivered
3. Random wanted level
4. Car impounded

The f*ck?

[Nick1020]

I wish crate drops gave more meaningful stuff like the musket and gunsberg sweeper or something other than a shirt.

Edited June 15, 2015 by Nick1020

[Nard Dog]

Hey, I feel like racing, lets join some race.

"CraZy StUnTs oNlY SuPErS 45000000000000000000$$$$$$"

f*ck this sh*t, lets play some last team standing then.

"RPG vS SuPeRs 10000000000000000RP"

[saintsrow]

Hey, I feel like racing, lets join some race.

"CraZy StUnTs oNlY SuPErS 45000000000000000000$$$$$$"

f*ck this sh*t, lets play some last team standing then.

"RPG vS SuPeRs 10000000000000000RP"

This is the GTA community expressing itself in the talented, mature, responsible way that best represents its true nature.

 

The reason that totalitarian dictatorships evolve is because when people have the gift of freedom to do what they want, they do this kind of sh*t.

[Gridl0k]

Plus, I have no idea how my Hydra stalled, lol. I only held L2 gently

 

In hover mode you can press L2 fully without shutting off the engine, it pushes you down instead. Your engine shut out because the Hydra takes small arms fire about as well as the Valkyrie, i.e. like soggy tissue paper.

[Coleco]

Hey, I feel like racing, lets join some race.

"CraZy StUnTs oNlY SuPErS 45000000000000000000$$$$$$"

f*ck this sh*t, lets play some last team standing then.

"RPG vS SuPeRs 10000000000000000RP"

 

I know what you mean. User-Created Content is the scourge of this game.

 

Another crappy fad is also "weapon parkour"... be the first to climb the convoluted obstacle course to land in a section of the map filled with weapons and use all other unarmed, defenseless players as your personal killing toys.

 

No wonder people don't join job invites.

[Gridl0k]

Judging by something funmw2 posted, "Stunt Races" is coming as a category. I guess this means the toddlers can play hot wheels over there and "Races" go back to being just corners and straights and talent.

[Tez2]

Judging by something funmw2 posted, "Stunt Races" is coming as a category. I guess this means the toddlers can play hot wheels over there and "Races" go back to being just corners and straights and talent.

Yeah, It's added to Socialclub as well !

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/any/races

Click at Advanced Filters and then choose RACE as Job Type and then you will see "STUNT RACE" as a game mode.

[Shadowfennekin]

I hate the stupid river in the middle of the map. I accidentally fell in with my damn Osiris. That thing needs GUARDRAILS damn it

[Gridl0k]

Weird, yeah. wonder how far away Part 2 really is..

 

[Coleco]

Weird, yeah. wonder how far away Part 2 really is..

 

 

 

Coming soon - Ill-Gotten Gains Part 2: STUNTERS VS SWAGGERS

[Mottershead]

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

[TCA]

 

Weird, yeah. wonder how far away Part 2 really is..

 

 

Coming soon - Ill-Gotten Gains Part 2: GTAFORUMS VS SWAGGERS

Fixed.

[RocknRumble]

Back to my usual brand of bitching.

 

Rockstar, I don't know who the hell is interested in that crappy shooters vs. stunners(or whatever the hell it's called.), but it sure as sh*tbuckets isn't me. To that end, the number of 9999999$+999999999RP deathmatches is too damn high. Rockstar, you'll allow these spawn trap crapfests , but you'll bust my kneecaps if I want to use a custom made emblem. C'mon man.

 

Oh and Ron, for the love God stop referring me to Trevor Philips Industries! I don't give a flying rat's last sh*t how reputable your firm is, so stop calling me or I'll make you wish it was Trevor that shows up to your door instead of me.

[Shadowfennekin]

*sigh*

Daily Objective:

Normal Deathmatch

 

All I'm getting is $$$$$$$$$ RP

finally after 20 minutes I find a REAL normal Deathmatch....... only to get kicked. -_-

[LBCWorldWide]

R* made it so the 'every 5 minute' FR activities are turned back to 48 minutes now...

 

LBC

[blacknambala]

 

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

Absolutely nothing. However users reserve the right to decline to give out personal details. The mere fact that he messaged her 3 times to apologize is a tad creepy.

[__TheGovernor__]

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.

[blacknambala]

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.I highly doubt a 70 year old sex offender would invest time and effort to lure someone from GTA Online. The fact remains that he wanted to talk to her beyond the game, by asking for deets. She declined and he apologised three times. Why would you apologise three times is beyond me. Edited June 15, 2015 by blacknambala

[LBCWorldWide]

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

 

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.Right...because just the other day in the newspaper headline it said 'some girl was kidnapped by a 70 year old sex offender after meeting him on GTAO and speaking on the phone with him'...

 

Who immediately jumps to that conclusion? Saying sh*t like that is sick.

 

Also, to the chick, you didn't have to be so immature and dismissive towards the individual after playing together with said person. When asked if you have a phone, simple reply would be "yes, but I don't give my # to people I don't know", yet you played along with those "responses" of yours until you made him spell it out for you, just to say you gotta go...

 

LBC

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Just got Nextgen, go invite only to get everything I need then Try to join public match, stuck in the clouds, disconnects me from Xbox live instead of failing to connect to cloud servers. #Nextgenproblems.

[DISTRICT7642]

Went after a bounty. Killed the player. Game confirms i killed him. Player leaves. Bounty not claimed...

 

WTF IS THIS sh*t!

[hyperar]

 

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

What's "creepy" about him asking to speak to in real life?

She literally said she doesn't know him in real life. He could be a 70 year old sex offender for all we know.

 

 

Or a 15 years old that wanted to play some GTA.

 

What makes him "creppy" is that you didn't accept, that's definitely not a reason to call someone creppy.

 

I used to play with people on the PS3 and since the PS3 communication system sucks, we used to conference call on Hangouts, which is pretty much the same, and you know what, it wasn't creepy.

Edited June 15, 2015 by hyperar