The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Xenome13]

I'm sick of my MW Mesa in my garage... Why cant we sell it?!? Its not like I paid money to upgrade it or anything...

[AsunaIsBae]

Just a note - I got like 50 friends on Xbox1 and probably like 40 added me because my name has "Asuna" in it from Sword Art Online and every time I get a 'friend request' "Hey I love SAO it's my fav show!!"... It's that's fine with me, I don't mind.

 

Short story yesterday - A crew member and friend on my list asks me if I want to kill some people yesterday. I said yes

 

We kill people and about an hour later, we're done cus everybody left the area and we like won.

 

5mins later, crew member texts me on GTA5 phone -

 

 

 

Him - "Do you have a phone?"

 

Me - "I guess, why?"

 

Him - "Cool what kind?"

 

Me - "IPhn6?"

 

Him - "Nice... You got kik/skype/ facetime / wanna give me your number?"

 

Me - "Yeah... no I'm not doing that..."

 

Him - "Why?"

 

Me - "I said no... I gotta go bye."

 

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What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

Edited June 14, 2015 by AsunaIsBae

[matajuegos01]

delete him, you did the right thing nobody should give their personal info

[Shadowfennekin]

Dam Smugglers. Only took one down successfully in this event and that was on the first day.

 

Either they leave SHORTLY after they spawn. Or I blow them out of the sky, get the usual three stars....... but no cash? WTF

[houstoneagle]

The Rockstar game services are unavailable right now.

 

Been getting that message since 6:40pm ET.

[mojito]

Game is lagging like sh*t

Game is lagging like sh*t

[Arrows to Athens]

f*cking rockstar and take two with their marketing strategies. We get these new cars, but no new space for them. So we sell what we want the least, and rebuy them when we get more garage space at a major loss, and resell them when they release new cars. This is the true reason they limit our consumption and I get it, keep them playing blah blah blah

 

But for me, a better way to keep players playing is to make a fun game with regular new additions, and stop limiting players as to what they can and can't do, where they can and can't go, what they can and can't wear, and what they can and can't keep. I get the feeling someone over there is a real control freak, and can't stand when people figure out ways around the imposed limitations. Remember "sure, you can store that rat loader, when we say. Until such a time, let me take that from you"?

 

How about stop with these double RP events like we haven't been ranking up the past two years, acting like the new weapons and such are level locked. They aren't, what do people even need RP for anyway besides being able to take a few more bullets?

My question is why the f*ck double $ for adversary mode and not contact missions or even heists? Because they know that they are the most played and easiest to join and complete. They know they're being an ass.

[Slonitram]

The burst firing NPCs that take all of your armor and half of your health away need a serious nerf.

[CrysisAverted]

from first to last in less than 60 seconds

 

the oddest thing is, you can clearly see 4th pass me and 3rd place in the minimap but he sure as sh*t wasn't visible on the road

[Hjortis]

The GTA online community has to be the biggest collection of idiots in gaming history. I came back to GTAO because of the IGG update (which is garbage btw but ill save that rant for another day) I join some heists with random. 5 f*ckING HOURS and not even 1 group could complete a full heist all the way through. Just sad and pathetic honestly

I will quote every one of Taylor Swifts exes. "Maybe you're the problem.."

[Cloud Kicker]

I'm sick of my MW Mesa in my garage... Why cant we sell it?!? Its not like I paid money to upgrade it or anything...

 

as long as you bought it legit and didn't steal it from merryweather you can sell it. They fixed that in the recent patch

[Chloroform]

Gaming has gone downhill and so has the quality of players. I find it funny, someone of color has the balls to say I'm a silver spoon baby and all this sh*t. And they say I'm the typical white pos, yet I never once said anything about their race nor made a comment.

 

I swear when you back ignorant people into the corner, they say the dumbest sh*t.

[KashKashMania]

i got 3:

First:

*Hits Smuggler plane with missile*

*Slowly plummets to the ground; Crashes*

*"The smuggler's plane has crashed"*

*Gets no money*

 

Second:

*Sneaks up on NPC*

*stealth kill with dagger*

*another NPC shrieks in the distance*

*gets 2 stars*

starts wondering things like: "So does this still count towards my stealth and if i max out my stealth is this still gonna happen? But if this doesn't count towards my stealth how will i max my stealth stat?

 

Third:

*Chasing Smuggler Plane*

*Buzzard is locking on*

*"The Smuggler's got away"*

Edited June 15, 2015 by Flagget

[saintsrow]

My question is why the f*ck double $ for adversary mode and not contact missions or even heists? Because they know that they are the most played and easiest to join and complete. They know they're being an ass.

This is the definition of Rockstar. Billion dollar trollmasters. You would think they might better spend their design time trying to give players a good experience, like The Benz keeps saying in interviews. But noooooooo....

[RocknRumble]

The burst firing NPCs that take all of your armor and half of your health away need a serious nerf.

Seconded. Either that or beef up the armor. Super heavy armor should not be ask weak as it is.

[Chloroform]

Crate drops are a f*cking joke.

[1GreyJedi]

 

The GTA online community has to be the biggest collection of idiots in gaming history. I came back to GTAO because of the IGG update (which is garbage btw but ill save that rant for another day) I join some heists with random. 5 f*ckING HOURS and not even 1 group could complete a full heist all the way through. Just sad and pathetic honestly

I will quote every one of Taylor Swifts exes. "Maybe you're the problem.."

Read my post again and then use that thing in your head

[CrysisAverted]

try to join heist

stuck in clouds listening to super babby squeaker saying things like this

 

"are you black"

"do you live in a trailer"

"no I'm 20"

"My name is sand nigga"

[Troye]

 

The burst firing NPCs that take all of your armor and half of your health away need a serious nerf.

Seconded. Either that or beef up the armor. Super heavy armor should not be ask weak as it is.

 

It takes 2-3 shots before going away. The ai with their marksmen accuracy takes it down way too quickly.

[Shaundi.]

I don't know who at Rockstar thought it would be a good idea to put a gang attack and a crate drop in the same place at the same time. So I had to deal with The Professionals AND impossible sharp shooting inbred hillbillies.

 

Plus, I have no idea how my Hydra stalled, lol. I only held L2 gently

 

 

[Chloroform]

Also forgot to tell the story about the asshole I killed in an auto aim lobby. He was chasing me, I got out of my car, I killed him. Guy called me a bitch for using auto aim.

 

He also has no issues trying to kill me with stickies. Keyword tried and failed.

Edited June 15, 2015 by Chloroform

[MaidenOfWar]

The OP just screams "entitlement tween."

 

If you don't like the game as is, sell it.

 

There's plenty to do without the heists. They're basically 1% of what you can do in online, yet people act as if it's 7/9 of the entire game.

*unsarcastic clap clap clap* Indeed. I understand people's absolute "need" to nit-pick and complain about everything wrong with GTA Online, but come on, it's a huge game we have here. There's a lot you can do in multiplayer, far more compared to others, there's bound to be bugs and glitches. I swear, most people just buy games just for the multiplayer. *coughcodfanboyscough*

 

PS: love your Fisheye Placebo signature. ;D

[LBCWorldWide]

2 times tonite the damn smuggler plane somehow "escapes" during it's death dive and a handful spawn and 30 seconds later it's "escaped"...

 

LBC

[RocknRumble]

Okay, after traveling to the other side of the state, I finally have you accursed smuggler plane! *pulls out Homing Launcher from hammerspace* From hell's heart I stab at thee! *fires missiles, plane goes down in fiery explosion. Excellent now to reap the rewards of my-wait what? *Only earns $3000 and a 3 star wanted level* Seriously? I would've been better off robbing convenient stores.

[JaegerPilot1]

Wow

 

I was just in a lobby with two other players. One of them had a $1000 bounty and I ran him over, collecting the bounty. I then proceed to split the bounty up between the two, and guess what, I get called a hacker for giving them the money.

[__TheGovernor__]

Alright, I have two things.

1.) The rag doll physics are sh*t. In GTA IV & Episodes, the only time the protagonist would rag doll is if they were ejected from their vehicle. And if they jumped from a moderately tall place, they actually tried to land on their feet. In GTAO, you can rag doll when stepping off the sidewalk onto the street.

2.) It seems like my character does the dumbest things. Today, I was going to collect a crate in my Hydra. After landing, my dumbass character must've hit the eject button instead of exiting normally. He flew out the plane, then over a cliff. Luckily, I climbed up in time to get the third shirt and $10,000.

[Slonitram]

Just a note - I got like 50 friends on Xbox1 and probably like 40 added me because my name has "Asuna" in it from Sword Art Online and every time I get a 'friend request' "Hey I love SAO it's my fav show!!"... It's that's fine with me, I don't mind.

 

Short story yesterday - A crew member and friend on my list asks me if I want to kill some people yesterday. I said yes

 

We kill people and about an hour later, we're done cus everybody left the area and we like won.

 

5mins later, crew member texts me on GTA5 phone -

 

 

 

Him - "Do you have a phone?"

 

Me - "I guess, why?"

 

Him - "Cool what kind?"

 

Me - "IPhn6?"

 

Him - "Nice... You got kik/skype/ facetime / wanna give me your number?"

 

Me - "Yeah... no I'm not doing that..."

 

Him - "Why?"

 

Me - "I said no... I gotta go bye."

 

======

 

What the actual hell ??? Creepy and freaking weird I swear to god... He messaged me 3times today saying

 

"Sorry sorry im sorry."

 

Not giving my number to anybody I don't know in real life.

Stuff like this is the reason I feel bad for female gamers.

[Rammer2k]

Just played a few maps of Come Out and Play. Wow. Should be be called Come Out, and get Raped. Unless you're in Free-Aim, you have no chance being the Hunters. It doesn't matter if you don't show up on Radar, all you have to do as a runner is keep aiming your weapon, and let the auto-lock take over. Who the hell thought of that horrendous game mode?

[TCA]

Here's how my day pretty much went with this game....8hrs ago BTW

 

 

 

All within 10 minutes...

Edited June 15, 2015 by TCA

[JaegerPilot1]

Wow

 

I was just in a lobby with two other players. One of them had a $1000 bounty and I ran him over, collecting the bounty. I then proceed to split the bounty up between the two, and guess what, I get called a hacker for giving them the money.

And if I was really a hacker, wouldn't I have given them more than $500 a piece?