The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Just my 2 cents from a frustrating weekend in Capture mode in GTA Online.

 

Who the hell decided it was a good idea to force spawn the player in Gauntlets/vehicles?

 

Not mentioning the name as I can't remember but I'm lookinig at the created capture

where you start at the race course and the person force spawns you in an Enus Super

Diamond after you restart!

 

The amount of times I died - got stickied trying to get out of the damnn car cause I

spawned right next to an oposing team player...grr!

People do that on purpose and play there own maps and use it to pad their K/D because they know where the spawn points are and wait for you there.

 

Another reason NOT to play capture

[Tails Prower]

 

Ah! I suppose I should have thought of that.

 

My K/D is crap anyway because I don't purposfully go hunting other players and have been killed

more times than I've killed, I'll add my GTA5 Stats to my signature eventually.

[amine-griffy]

I want f*cking good story mode in this game like sleeping dogs , I want to sing kareoke in the strip club , I want bad sport bullsh*t to be removed or either people can still join their friends or private sessions whil in bad sport .

 

f*ck this game all it has given me is stress and arguments with my mates , Id rather play look after my poony or the sims because it makes me less nervous .

[Ezza.]

I want f*cking good story mode in this game like sleeping dogs , I want to sing kareoke in the strip club , I want bad sport bullsh*t to be removed or either people can still join their friends or private sessions whil in bad sport .

 

f*ck this game all it has given me is stress and arguments with my mates , Id rather play look after my poony or the sims because it makes me less nervous .

Hey the sims is a very nerve racking game. What happens if my poop meter goes to high??!!

 

 

[§†range]

Basically Yoda is my nephew at this point.

[9F Driver]

you know those tedious 5-6 seconds that it takes to drive in to your garage, los santos...

 

GET RID OF THEM!

 

I DO NOT CARE TO WATCH MY CAR GO IN TO A GARAGE OR COME OUT FOR THAT MATTER!

 

also i don't give a flying saucer about what the guy at los santos thinks about my car can we lose that too?!

 

and who in their right mind would pull out of their garage and stop why does the game decide that is the time to hit the brakes?

Edited April 21, 2014 by 9F Driver

[THE GHETTO JEZUS]

you know those tedious 5-6 seconds that it takes to drive in to your garage, los santos...

 

GET RID OF THEM!

 

I DO NOT CARE TO WATCH MY CAR GO IN TO A GARAGE OR COME OUT FOR THAT MATTER!

 

also i don't give a flying saucer about what the guy at los santos thinks about my car can we lose that too?!

 

and who in their right mind would pull out of their garage and stop why does the game decide that is the time to hit the brakes?

Can't agree more on that, at first I was like this looks pretty cool. But after a while it got really annoying and wished there was something to turn it off -.-

[BrownMattHall]

 

 

 

This game needs more pandas. Also Aira, please learn to spell my name correctly. Thank you.

 

Seriously Cobra. Spell Franseska's name right

Chill girly, i wasn't serious i didn't realize i spelt it wrong

 

 

 

Seriously, lol

 

 

OT: did people REALLY think they would put out the DLC yesterday bc "LUL HIGH LYFE ITS SO OBVIOUS"?

[Hazencoke]

Why does everyone keep talking about a "Zombie DLC"?

 

It's annoying. Gta Online is a game about rising up the ranks as a career criminal, not a zombie shooter. I mean, I get it, you like to kill zombies for some reason, but please, If you want to kill Zombies in the most gruesome way possible, play Dead Island.

 

What I see more likely is a breakdown of society DLC. Riots, city areas closed down, FIB building collapsed onto the IAA building, not somr Zombie sh*t

dead island sucks, and who cares if people want zombie dlc ? You're asking for something that's real stupid that no one is asking for

[TheMcSame]

 

Why does everyone keep talking about a "Zombie DLC"?

 

It's annoying. Gta Online is a game about rising up the ranks as a career criminal, not a zombie shooter. I mean, I get it, you like to kill zombies for some reason, but please, If you want to kill Zombies in the most gruesome way possible, play Dead Island.

 

What I see more likely is a breakdown of society DLC. Riots, city areas closed down, FIB building collapsed onto the IAA building, not somr Zombie sh*t

dead island sucks, and who cares if people want zombie dlc ? You're asking for something that's real stupid that no one is asking for

 

His idea is pretty great. R* wanted GTA 5 and GTAO to be like a working city that is somewhat realistic. The occasional riot and closed roads would be a great addition. The thing about the FIB building collapsing into the IAA building... nah.

[THE GHETTO JEZUS]

 

 

Why does everyone keep talking about a "Zombie DLC"?

 

It's annoying. Gta Online is a game about rising up the ranks as a career criminal, not a zombie shooter. I mean, I get it, you like to kill zombies for some reason, but please, If you want to kill Zombies in the most gruesome way possible, play Dead Island.

 

What I see more likely is a breakdown of society DLC. Riots, city areas closed down, FIB building collapsed onto the IAA building, not somr Zombie sh*t

dead island sucks, and who cares if people want zombie dlc ? You're asking for something that's real stupid that no one is asking for

 

His idea is pretty great. R* wanted GTA 5 and GTAO to be like a working city that is somewhat realistic. The occasional riot and closed roads would be a great addition. The thing about the FIB building collapsing into the IAA building... nah.

 

I think having random riots or something like that would be way better than having a zombies DLC. Like maybe some crazy riot like the LA riot from 1992 or something like that and If you want to kill zombies go to Left for Dead, Walking Dead, or even Nazi Zombies from CoD.

[Ninjambie]

So I start up a tdm with 3 of my crew members/friends. Player limit was 12. It puts 3 of my crew members on one team and me on the other team

 

This is the type of sh*t that pisses me off about this game. sh*tbitch c*nt shooby do we bop a Christopher Reeves, Sonny Bono steve horse i'm hittin some trees.

[Ezza.]

 

 

 

Why does everyone keep talking about a "Zombie DLC"?

 

It's annoying. Gta Online is a game about rising up the ranks as a career criminal, not a zombie shooter. I mean, I get it, you like to kill zombies for some reason, but please, If you want to kill Zombies in the most gruesome way possible, play Dead Island.

 

What I see more likely is a breakdown of society DLC. Riots, city areas closed down, FIB building collapsed onto the IAA building, not somr Zombie sh*t

dead island sucks, and who cares if people want zombie dlc ? You're asking for something that's real stupid that no one is asking for

 

His idea is pretty great. R* wanted GTA 5 and GTAO to be like a working city that is somewhat realistic. The occasional riot and closed roads would be a great addition. The thing about the FIB building collapsing into the IAA building... nah.

 

I think having random riots or something like that would be way better than having a zombies DLC. Like maybe some crazy riot like the LA riot from 1992 or something like that and If you want to kill zombies go to Left for Dead, Walking Dead, or even Nazi Zombies from CoD.

 

My idea wasn't what I want.

 

It's more LIKELY than a zombi DLC.

 

I didn't say I wanted it.

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

Annoyed every thread I get interested in is getting locked. The last one pointed to another thread, that I can no longer find in search, most replied, most viewed. So yeah I'm annoyed the new dlc is not out, even though I will be through with it two days later.

[Fail_At_GTA]

This really needs to be pinned with a large flashing arrow pointing to it at all times because all people do is bitch bitch bitch.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

I'm pissed for no reason so posting this post here will relieve me, I am relieved.

 

 

Oh yea....I also get pissed when people ignore my post when I reply to them. FFS I spent all that time typing that sh*t and you don't even acknowledge it?....

Edited April 22, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[Ninjambie]

I wana start watching season 3 of Game of Thrones but i'm tired and I have to get up in like 4 hours. f*ck my life, going to sleep.

 

GG on being pissed for no reason while also relieving yourself... . Wait, that came out a little wrong I think lol.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

So I start up a tdm with 3 of my crew members/friends. Player limit was 12. It puts 3 of my crew members on one team and me on the other team

 

This is the type of sh*t that pisses me off about this game. sh*tbitch c*nt shooby do we bop a Christopher Reeves, Sonny Bono steve horse i'm hittin some trees.

Ever think they might've done it on purpose because they can switch teams they don't have to stay on the team they were put into.

I wana start watching season 3 of Game of Thrones but i'm tired and I have to get up in like 4 hours. f*ck my life, going to sleep.

 

GG on being pissed for no reason while also relieving yourself... . Wait, that came out a little wrong I think lol.

Okay here my bitch and moan of the day...

 

Ninjamble dancing chick avatar is gone. I want it back

[The heist man]

I just came here to watch the bitches and moans, and then laugh at how ridiculous they can be.

Good job R* keep up the good work

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I just came here to watch the bitches and moans, and then laugh at how ridiculous they can be.

Good job R* keep up the good work

You know if you want you can ask the mod to correct the spelling of your name.

 

Just go to the Network section and ask make a thread asking them to do it for you

[Xyn]

I just came here to watch the bitches and moans, and then laugh at how ridiculous they can be.

Good job R* keep up the good work

Lol I just can't take a guy who typed his name like that seriously...no offense intended; it's just funny.

[Franceska]

Ninjamble dancing chick avatar is gone. I want it back

 

 

There's enough porn sites for that. It was most likely flagged and removed. Just like some other gifs have been removed from signatures.

[am30]

I finally land in a mission with other players that isn't Rooftop Rumble.

 

A dumb sounding, trigger happy with the RPG American screws it up right at the start.

 

It's all I can do now to join a public lobby and sit in a tank at Madrazos house and spawn kill Rooftop Rumble grinders.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I finally land in a mission with other players that isn't Rooftop Rumble.

 

A dumb sounding, trigger happy with the RPG American screws it up right at the start.

 

It's all I can do now to join a public lobby and sit in a tank at Madrazos house and spawn kill Rooftop Rumble grinders.

I sit on a roof two building down from the Eclipse apartment building and snipe people going in and out of LSC

[Sean O'God]

Rockstar logic when it came to adding cars from GTA IV:

 

Let's keep:

But remove:

Great idea!

 

This is for sure a keeper:

Let's get rid of this to make room for it:

Nice!

 

See this iconic car?

Let's replace it with this boring-AF-slow-ass newer generation model!

Brilliant! Everyone will love this car.

 

Let's take this great looking car:

And replace it with this abomination!

 

See this sweet car?

Let's give it an ugly red interior:

 

Let's take this sweet lowrider:

And only make it available rusty and damaged!

 

Let's keep this car:

...but not include the body mods for it from GTA IV!

 

Okay guys, great work! Everyone will be pleased with our decisions!

 

 

I could go on, but I'm done. It's just that Rockstar pissed me off when it came to the car selection.

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

Omg Inbred Walrus, you should of started an entire thread! This is spot on!

[am30]

 

I finally land in a mission with other players that isn't Rooftop Rumble.

 

A dumb sounding, trigger happy with the RPG American screws it up right at the start.

 

It's all I can do now to join a public lobby and sit in a tank at Madrazos house and spawn kill Rooftop Rumble grinders.

I sit on a roof two building down from the Eclipse apartment building and snipe people going in and out of LSC

 

 

I do that but I get bored waiting. People get wise to this and I'm not always the quickest at aiming.

 

I'm just making do with a bit of tank griefing.

[Ninjambie]

 

So I start up a tdm with 3 of my crew members/friends. Player limit was 12. It puts 3 of my crew members on one team and me on the other team

 

This is the type of sh*t that pisses me off about this game. sh*tbitch c*nt shooby do we bop a Christopher Reeves, Sonny Bono steve horse i'm hittin some trees.

Ever think they might've done it on purpose because they can switch teams they don't have to stay on the team they were put into.

I wana start watching season 3 of Game of Thrones but i'm tired and I have to get up in like 4 hours. f*ck my life, going to sleep.

 

GG on being pissed for no reason while also relieving yourself... . Wait, that came out a little wrong I think lol.

Okay here my bitch and moan of the day...

 

Ninjamble dancing chick avatar is gone. I want it back

Call me a noob, didn't know this.

 

As for the avatar, They (some hating ass mod) must have deleted it again lol. They say it's not appropriate, but I see avatars of girls jingling their boobs and nothing gets done about those The hating on Ninjambie is real around here. So sad...

[BrownMattHall]

 

 

Let's take this great looking car:

pssst, the F620 actually is in the game. and personally i like the oracle in 5 over the one in 4. same with the blista and infernus...

[98 in 1]

 

 

 

Let's take this great looking car:

*Super GT pic*

pssst, the F620 actually is in the game. and personally i like the oracle in 5 over the one in 4. same with the blista and infernus...

 

That's not the F620, that's the Super GT. Hence why he said it was replaced by the Rapid GT.

 

 

This isn't about online, but I really don't wanna do the paramedic missions in GTA III. I really don't.