The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[xGeoThumbs]

I hate how the 'Request personal vehicle' now has the same countdown timer as when you call the mechanic.

Also as a racer I hate how most of the spoilers absolutely ruin a car's look but it improves the needed traction.

[hyperar]

I hate how the 'Request personal vehicle' now has the same countdown timer as when you call the mechanic.

Also as a racer I hate how most of the spoilers absolutely ruin a car's look but it improves the needed traction.

 

The timer is bullsh*t. But the spoiler thing is due to the multiplayer nature, everyone wants the edge, so everyone races with the Zentorno with Offroad wheels and a hideous spoiler.

[Chloroform]

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

[hyperar]

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

 

That was there before the DLC, it has nothing to do with THIS DLC.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

* 10mil for a golden luxor.

 

* 5mil for a golden swift.

 

* 2mil for a crappy supercar that isnt even better than the adder for 1mil.

 

why should i even bother trying to play legit in this f*cking game anymore?

 

Why Adder is actually good at something?

 

ofcorse not. i was only using it as an example.

 

this update seems as if it was made especialy for the Y0L0$W4G kiddies who like gold and chrome on everything and only drive the super cars. I cant wait for part 2 of this update where im expected to pay 20 million for a golden buzzard and 30 million for a golden hydra. -_-

 

i f*cking hate what this company has become...

I honestly don't see this game lasting another year at this rate, that and R* has indirectly hinted that GTA is so S*ittly coded that making more Heists is impossible, that and I've seen them throw the console limitations out on next gen and even PC.

 

Golf is still broken, everyone has Hover boots, is sitting in a invisible chair, or is borderline S*itting on the fairway, I'm also still not too pleased with the way wind effects the ball, 1mph wind caused my golf ball to fly over the fence and out in to the street.

 

Playing No Hay Bronca, Enemy on BMX Bike goes kamikaze and drives under my car, game freezes.

 

Playing On The List, blow up the guy on the boat, Mission Failed with reason given "Mission Over"

[Chang]

Bought 1.9 million Osiris, car rocks.

 

Problem-its

 

Random license plate reads: 89GAY546

 

Wtf R*

 

i Chang

[hyperar]

Bought 1.9 million Osiris, car rocks.

 

Problem-its

 

Random license plate reads: 89GAY546

 

Wtf R*

 

i Chang

 

Hahaha, that's rough dude.

 

EDIT: You know that this requires a picture, don't you?

Edited June 11, 2015 by hyperar

[Chang]

 

Bought 1.9 million Osiris, car rocks.

 

Problem-its

 

Random license plate reads: 89GAY546

 

Wtf R*

 

i Chang

Hahaha, that's rough dude.

 

EDIT: You know that this requires a picture, don't you?

LoL dude, i'm trying to embrace it but its difficult. I don't have the ifruit app to change it. Good thing i can't figure how to take a pic & post it.

 

Its killings me and i luv the car lol

 

i Chang

[hyperar]

 

 

Bought 1.9 million Osiris, car rocks.

 

Problem-its

 

Random license plate reads: 89GAY546

 

Wtf R*

 

i Chang

Hahaha, that's rough dude.

 

EDIT: You know that this requires a picture, don't you?

LoL dude, i'm trying to embrace it but its difficult. I don't have the ifruit app to change it. Good thing i can't figure how to take a pic & post it.

 

Its killings me and i luv the car lol

 

i Chang

 

 

Hahaha, i can imagine, i'm not saying they would, but, did you asked on R* Support for a licence plate chage?, they may do it, if not, you don't really lose anything, so you may wanna give it a try.

 

EDIT: Consider yourself lucky, it could have been 69GAY546

Edited June 11, 2015 by hyperar

[Nick1020]

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers manI can confirm this. I have 25/25 Internet speeds and either get this or everyone leaves the session.

[Shadowfennekin]

Join Heist Lobby

See all players are level 20 *quits*

Doesn't see car so calls MMI, turns out some asshat blew it up like majority of the time I'm in Heist lobbies. Go to request it back to me......... 3 minute timer are you f*cking serious?

 

They better f*cking change it back to the way it was or I'm going to take a break from this game. There is only one MMI like the Impound and it's far away sometimes

[Chloroform]

 

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

That was there before the DLC, it has nothing to do with THIS DLC.

Please don't speak about what you don't know. Request vehicle is different then calling the mechanic. It came out with this update. Also gtao never had a dlc yet. People keep calling them dlc, its updates.

 

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers manI can confirm this. I have 25/25 Internet speeds and either get this or everyone leaves the session.

I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

[hyperar]

 

 

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

That was there before the DLC, it has nothing to do with THIS DLC.

Please don't speak about what you don't know. Request vehicle is different then calling the mechanic. It came out with this update. Also gtao never had a dlc yet. People keep calling them dlc, its updates.

 

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers manI can confirm this. I have 25/25 Internet speeds and either get this or everyone leaves the session.

I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

 

 

No, it didn't, i saw it before this update, and you don't have to be rude. 12 mb Down, 3 Up.

Edited June 11, 2015 by hyperar

[The Lone Wanderer]

FIVE f*ckING MINUTES FOR A f*ckING CAR IS f*ckING BULLsh*t.

[LightningLord]

I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

Pretty much. GTA Online is the only game I've played so far that has had an abysmal amount of connection issue and such. And I've played a lot of games.

Edited June 11, 2015 by LightningLord

[Chloroform]

 

 

 

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

That was there before the DLC, it has nothing to do with THIS DLC.

Please don't speak about what you don't know. Request vehicle is different then calling the mechanic. It came out with this update. Also gtao never had a dlc yet. People keep calling them dlc, its updates.

 

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers manI can confirm this. I have 25/25 Internet speeds and either get this or everyone leaves the session.I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

 

No, it didn't, i saw it before this update, and you don't have to be rude. 12 mb Down, 3 Up.

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

 

I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

Pretty much. GTA Online is the only game I've played so far that has had an abysmal amount of connection issue and such. And I've played a lot of games.

Trust me, I believe you. I played everything from forza, to NBA 2k games, battlefield, etc online. And I never had the issues I do with gtao.

[hyperar]

 

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

 

 

As i already told you, yes i did, i called my mechanic for my car, got a few blocks away, tried to request my car but failed due to the cool down period.

[Chloroform]

 

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

 

As i already told you, yes i did, i called my mechanic for my car, got a few blocks away, tried to request my car but failed due to the cool down period.

Were not talking about calling the mechanic. One you load up gtao, your car will spawn close to you, right? You hop in it and drive around, okay? Now Joe douchebag decides to blow you up. You request vehicle from the interaction menu, it spawns near you. You get in car, dickface comes back for more, you request vehicle from the interaction menu. You can do that over and over and over without waiting.

 

Now if anyone tells me that was in the game since heist, they are f*cking wrong. That only came out YESTERDAY. Yes we had a cool down calling the mechanic BUT THAT NOT WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT.

Edited June 11, 2015 by Chloroform

[hyperar]

 

 

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

 

As i already told you, yes i did, i called my mechanic for my car, got a few blocks away, tried to request my car but failed due to the cool down period.

Were not talking about calling the mechanic. One you load up gtao, your car will spawn close to you, right? You hop in it and drive around, okay? Now Joe douchebag decides to blow you up. You request vehicle from the interaction menu, it spawns near you. You get in car, dickface comes back for more, you request vehicle from the interaction menu. You can do that over and over and over without waiting.

 

Now if anyone tells me that was in the game since heist, they are f*cking wrong. That only came out YESTERDAY. Yes we had a cool down calling the mechanic BUT THAT NOT WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT.

 

 

If you say so.

[MASTER GABE 202]

 

 

 

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

That was there before the DLC, it has nothing to do with THIS DLC.

Please don't speak about what you don't know. Request vehicle is different then calling the mechanic. It came out with this update. Also gtao never had a dlc yet. People keep calling them dlc, its updates.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers man

I can confirm this. I have 25/25 Internet speeds and either get this or everyone leaves the session.I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

 

No, it didn't, i saw it before this update, and you don't have to be rude. 12 mb Down, 3 Up.

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

 

 

 

I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

Pretty much. GTA Online is the only game I've played so far that has had an abysmal amount of connection issue and such. And I've played a lot of games.

Trust me, I believe you. I played everything from forza, to NBA 2k games, battlefield, etc online. And I never had the issues I do with gtao.

Thanks! At least someone agrees that it isn't my internet.

[Nick1020]

I wish Rockstar would add an option to allow/restrict bulletproof helmets and prevent players from equiping them. Not that mind them it's just that it's annoying when nobody has one but suddenly one puts one on when he or she is losing the DM.

[Chloroform]

If you say so.

 

I'm telling you, it's new. Sorry you can't seem to understand that. I use to request my vehicle all the time while I was flying, so no one would drive it, and it would be near me when I would land. So I would request it, it would spawn, I'd request it again, it would spawn, over and over till I got to where I was going.

 

Thanks! At least someone agrees that it isn't my internet.

 

Only an idiot would blame the internet, and not the servers. All of us can't have "sh*t" internet.

 

Edited June 11, 2015 by Chloroform

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

As i already told you, yes i did, i called my mechanic for my car, got a few blocks away, tried to request my car but failed due to the cool down period.

Were not talking about calling the mechanic. One you load up gtao, your car will spawn close to you, right? You hop in it and drive around, okay? Now Joe douchebag decides to blow you up. You request vehicle from the interaction menu, it spawns near you. You get in car, dickface comes back for more, you request vehicle from the interaction menu. You can do that over and over and over without waiting.

 

Now if anyone tells me that was in the game since heist, they are f*cking wrong. That only came out YESTERDAY. Yes we had a cool down calling the mechanic BUT THAT NOT WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT.

If you say so.

If you can't tell the difference between requesting your vehicle by phoning the mechanic and requesting it from the Interaction menu, then you sir are an idiot period.

[hyperar]

 

 

 

 

No you really didn't see a cool down period in the interaction menu for requesting cars. Just two days ago, someone blew up my car and I requested it after I called mmi. Not two minutes after that I got stuck, went a few blocks away and requested it again. Wasn't even 3 minutes.

As i already told you, yes i did, i called my mechanic for my car, got a few blocks away, tried to request my car but failed due to the cool down period.

Were not talking about calling the mechanic. One you load up gtao, your car will spawn close to you, right? You hop in it and drive around, okay? Now Joe douchebag decides to blow you up. You request vehicle from the interaction menu, it spawns near you. You get in car, dickface comes back for more, you request vehicle from the interaction menu. You can do that over and over and over without waiting.

 

Now if anyone tells me that was in the game since heist, they are f*cking wrong. That only came out YESTERDAY. Yes we had a cool down calling the mechanic BUT THAT NOT WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT.

If you say so.

If you can't tell the difference between requesting your vehicle by phoning the mechanic and requesting it from the Interaction menu, then you sir are an idiot period.

 

 

To both of you:

1) Call mechanic to get my car.

2) Get in my car, drive a little, get off, get away from car.

3) Pulls interacion menu tries to request car, cool down period stops me.

 

Internet badasses, learn to f*cking read

Edited June 11, 2015 by hyperar

[dewtech]

So I finished doing some missions and decided to go to free roam.

My car spawned in a gang attack. You gotta be kidding me.

 

Walk in enough for it to start then back out, it'll clear the attack.

[ten-a-penny]

To both of you:

1) Call mechanic to get my car.

2) Get in my car, drive a little, get off, get away from car.

3) Pulls interacion menu tries to request car, cool down period stops me.

 

Internet badasses, learn to f*cking read

Its never been like that. Stop lying. I've used the Interaction request 76584286538765763975693876 times nd it never told me that there's a timer.

[NFSGalaxy]

 

 

 

I think I'm done with this game. Each update the game gets f*cked. Now we have a timer to request vehicles? Why did the babies that blow personal vehicles up complain too much? This game has gone downhill so fast. All rockstar cares about is if you bought a shark card.

That was there before the DLC, it has nothing to do with THIS DLC.

Please don't speak about what you don't know. Request vehicle is different then calling the mechanic. It came out with this update. Also gtao never had a dlc yet. People keep calling them dlc, its updates.

 

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers man

I can confirm this. I have 25/25 Internet speeds and either get this or everyone leaves the session.

I love the people that say "blame your internet" all of us can play other online games without issues but its our internet. You can have 100 down, that doesn't mean sh*t when the servers are junk.

 

 

No, it didn't, i saw it before this update, and you don't have to be rude. 12 mb Down, 3 Up.

 

 

 

Same issue exclusive to this update. It's been 4, almost 5 hours and this is the only screen I see trying to get online. Plus the game doesn't even try to connect to the servers. Seconds after I go to a solo session, this pops up.

[hyperar]

 

To both of you:

1) Call mechanic to get my car.

2) Get in my car, drive a little, get off, get away from car.

3) Pulls interacion menu tries to request car, cool down period stops me.

 

Internet badasses, learn to f*cking read

Its never been like that. Stop lying. I've used the Interaction request 76584286538765763975693876 times nd it never told me that there's a timer.

 

 

f*ck off

[JaegerPilot1]

Since the update it now takes me three tries to get into a lobby.

[Taco_Gta]

Ppl that cry like f*ck on this forum , sh*t f*ckin prices n the wankers on this forum that aint sh*t