The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Growlmon]

>Assault Shotgun is now utterly useless in missions even, plus that was the only thing reliable for pulling out trolls in kurumas

>1.9M Osiris is ridiculous. Make the best supercar overpriced so now races are now pay to win.

>Stirling GT, while I love it, absolutely breaks the sports classics class.

>Missions, heists, etc, still don't pay good enough money

[CrysisAverted]

2 years later and dozens of updates on top of 2 re-releases, still have negative stunt jumps.

[CrysisAverted]

always carry every weapon, bought the new one earlier this morning, even bought some of them super expensive engraving tints

join heist setup

notice i'm missing sh*t

get back into freeroam

still missing all my sh*t

 

it seems as my throwables, melee weapons and snipers are gone....

[KashKashMania]

Dear 12 year olds, either turn your mic off or control your dog. And i don't really care to hear you repeatedly whisper "Oh my god" over and over and over as someone else whoops your ass like your parents should've.

[grand theft spaghetti]

hardtop stallion...that is all.

[JaegerPilot1]

Dear 12 year olds, either turn your mic off or control your dog. And i don't really care to hear you repeatedly whisper "Oh my god" over and over and over as someone else whoops your ass like your parents should've.

I always send mercenaries after them. Then when they ask why I did that I tell them to turn their mics off because I do not want to hear their sh*t.

[KashKashMania]

 

Dear 12 year olds, either turn your mic off or control your dog. And i don't really care to hear you repeatedly whisper "Oh my god" over and over and over as someone else whoops your ass like your parents should've.

I always send mercenaries after them. Then when they ask why I did that I tell them to turn their mics off because I do not want to hear their sh*t.

 

Normally i just go after them myself but i got thrown into a public session for some reason after switching between my characters and just wasn't up to it. Lol.

[LoyalRockstarFanboy]

it would take over 125 hours of non stop grinding missions to earn enough money to buy the gold luxor

its like rockstar dont even play their own game

or just 20 minutes of glitching

[Chloroform]

Broken servers. Public lobby is pretty much an invite only. Rockstar why can't you add sh*t without break other stuff? Its like they're new at this.

[CrysisAverted]

join race

get pit right off the bat and now im last place

try moving forward but right ahead of me is a teleporting armored kuruma constantly smashing into me

finally make it to 5th place but get pit and my car gets stuck on a tire divider

everyone disconnects and I come in 1st place

 

Its like R* is run by some sort of crappy server conglomerate

[TCA]

"Fixed an issue where players were separated after a Heist"

 

*spawns in FR with only the host* Okay.........

I always keep getting seperated. They fixed NOTHING! So yeah feel your pain sir.

[RocknRumble]

Broken servers. Public lobby is pretty much an invite only. Rockstar why can't you add sh*t without break other stuff? Its like they're new at this.

Right? You'd think after 2 releases and a sh*t ton of updates they would provide some stable servers.

Edited June 11, 2015 by RocknRumble

[Chloroform]

 

Broken servers. Public lobby is pretty much an invite only. Rockstar why can't you add sh*t without break other stuff? Its like they're new at this.

Right? You're think after 2 releases and a sh*t ton of updates they would provide some stable servers.

I swear rockstar does this on purpose. No company after a year and a half can be this dumb, can they?

[JoeBoneless]

Wait time to request personal vehicle??? WTF

 

BULL!!!

[CrysisAverted]

join race, everyone disconnects

join race, spectate

join race, no custom vehicles

join heist

spectate

stuck in clouds

join heist, wait in a lobby of 2 players until it fills up

4th guy starts joining and 3rd guy leaves for some f*cking reason

finally get the lobby filled up and starting

disconnect because somebody left after the heist loading screen took its sweet ass time

come back into freeroam and get my bounty claimed by some asshat camping eclipse towers

 

my head hurts after I actually face palmed

[CrysisAverted]

end up in tdm

 

have full health and armor

shoot guy with no armor, he runs away, still full health

comes back and kills me in a split second even though I shot at him again when he popped up

 

shoot person running away, they do a barrel roll, I keep on shooting them, they come out of their barrel roll while I'm still shooting them, the split second they get after they come up from their barrel roll, they kill me.

 

guys I'm srsly going to break this sh*t

Edited June 11, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

finally find a decent sized racing lobby

next race it merges into an on call host's lobby

lobby is f*cking full

f*cking host isnt joining

a couple people leave

it gets full again

host still hasn't f*cking joined

 

 

f*cking christ I just wana race

[Retired Mafia]

RIP for the following harmless vans...

 

Normal Burrito

Deludamol rumpo

lost slamvan

 

as a van lover: god damned rockstar....

[Low-Leaf]

Can we please get some new friggen hair! Its been a year!

Edited June 11, 2015 by Low-Leaf

[LightningLord]

So I finished doing some missions and decided to go to free roam.

My car spawned in a gang attack. You gotta be kidding me.

[Shadowfennekin]

Why the hell is there a 3 minute wait to request your car via the menu? It's not like i'm going to steal a civilian car to go pick it up after a greifer blows it up and I sure ain't doing that when he has his gun on me, ready to kill when I'm not in Passive. And there is no way I'd outrun a super in a slow ass crap car.

[ten-a-penny]

Broken servers. Public lobby is pretty much an invite only. Rockstar why can't you add sh*t without break other stuff? Its like they're new at this.

The servers can't even handle 2 players in an Invite Only server.

 

I remember MTA:SA, those are the days. An UNOFFICIAL multiplayer game for the PC version of the 3D Era GTA games that has better servers than Online.

[Chloroform]

RIP for the following harmless vans...

 

Normal Burrito

Deludamol rumpo

lost slamvan

 

as a van lover: god damned rockstar....

They'll release these vans at a later date and act like its a big deal. Look, look guys, look at what we did.

So I finished doing some missions and decided to go to free roam.

My car spawned in a gang attack. You gotta be kidding me.

Don't you know, you gotta fight for your vehicles now.

[MASTER GABE 202]

THIS is what I'm greeted by EVERYTIME I try to load GTA Online.

[ten-a-penny]

^ There's reason why I'm stuck in IO lobbies.

[hyperar]

THIS is what I'm greeted by EVERYTIME I try to load GTA Online.

 

Most of the times, the connection problems are not really Rockstars problem, but the user. I rarely get connection issues.

[Fennimoe]

THIS is what I'm greeted by EVERYTIME I try to load GTA Online.

I see this, at least twice, every time I play. Edited June 11, 2015 by Fennimoe

[TCA]

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers man

[hyperar]

 

 

I Was bored so I thought I would go online for a while to give me something to do.

 

I enter a Online lobby and use the "On Call" feature, End up getting put into a mission after a Minuet (Last Chopper out of LS) Teamed up with a level 32 player no problem with that. level 32 player is cool with me playing.

 

He start's the job and then the game freezes or gets stuck on the lobby screen. I quit and close the game, relaunch it and once I spawned into Single player I select GTAOnline "Invite lobby" (Game loads faster)

 

End up being greeted with this

 

Now you wonder why I don't play GTAOnline much.

get better internet LOL

Not his internet. It's their servers man

 

 

How come millions of people play everyday without a problem?

[Shadowfennekin]

If I get just one of those when trying to boot up a public lobby I say "f*ck it" and go to Invite Only. I like having the chance to get more Lester's Distract Cops, Gerald's Drug Vehicles, and Trevor's Smugglers progress down if I happen to see one after a Heist lobby but it just isn't worth it to sit through 5 "unable to join" before I can actually play.

 

 

 

And laughing at the fact we only passed PS Vans because of me, the others were acting like clueless monkeys the whole time. What happened when we got back to FR? Host tries to kill me, sees bullets aren't working, tosses grenade.... he blew up my Osiris.