The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[JaegerPilot1]

Dude, you can try them on SP

 

Why did I just f*cking waste my money on a Virgo? I will never drive that thing. I will get more use out of the Guardian.

Dude, you can try them on SP.

I forgot about that. I hardly play SP so it slipped my mind.

[BMWSauberF1.08]

Seriously,this update f*cked up servers,i get into an online session just lag out seconds later

[marco6158]

Seriously,this update f*cked up servers,i get into an online session just lag out seconds later

Ah, know your pain. Haven't been ablee to play GTAO on PC since it was out almost. Forced to play alone, on a sad, empty lobby.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

* 10mil for a golden luxor.

 

* 5mil for a golden swift.

 

* 2mil for a crappy supercar that isnt even better than the adder for 1mil.

 

why should i even bother trying to play legit in this f*cking game anymore?

[marco6158]

* 10mil for a golden luxor.

 

* 5mil for a golden swift.

 

* 2mil for a crappy supercar that isnt even better than the adder for 1mil.

 

why should i even bother trying to play legit in this f*cking game anymore?

Why Adder is actually good at something?

[Shadowfennekin]

Yep, the Virgo is a piece of sh*t. I tried it in SP.

 

Only vehicles I bought were the Osiris and Windsor.

[hyperar]

Yep, the Virgo is a piece of sh*t. I tried it in SP.

 

Only vehicles I bought were the Osiris and Windsor.

 

Oh, how unusual, you complaining about everything

[Nick1020]

This Online section something special. Thwy wait impatiently for the update and create threads on speculation only to complain about the moment it comes out. But I don't blame some though. 5 and 10 million for a reskined jet and helicopter that you can smoke and drink in.

[Kyalliara]

I absolutely adore how rockstar knocked all of the damage on the main guns down without even mentioning they would be doing so. NOT!!! From the ap pistol to the special carbine, even to the SMG guns, they have butchered the weapons to the point where carbines are now on pistol level with FIFTEEN ROUND SHOTS. I bought gta because it was realistic. The fact that they're trying to destroy that realism really kind of irritates me. I mean, really, I don't want to waste a hundred something bullets just to kill ONE NOOB, especially if he has a bulletproof helmet on. This is the first time I've ever been mad because of an update, and coming from someone who's been playing since 2013, their actions concerning the guns were a HUGE mistake.

 

 

I'm probably the first of many who will complain about this, only because I might have been the first to notice. Get it together rockstar. Two years waiting for heists only to destroy the means of completing them? Are you TRYING to make things harder? If so, stop: it the game already has enough problems without you adding MORE. Including Godmode, demi godmode, invisibility, and glitches with major lagging. None of which you have fixed like you promised.

 

To put it bluntly, I'm pissed to the point where I just don't want to play the game anymore. Or rather, since they've f*cked with the guns, I might just start using godmode to make up for it. I'm literally Angry enough to do it.

 

Which is a big deal, since I've never cheated in any shape or form.

 

Even with harmless glitches.

 

So once again, rockstar, get your sh*t together.

Edited June 10, 2015 by Kyalliara

[BadKarma1699]

**This comment may contain material that may frighten younger and/or sensitive viewers. Viewer discretion is advised**

 

 

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[kulomet333]

 

* 10mil for a golden luxor.

 

* 5mil for a golden swift.

 

* 2mil for a crappy supercar that isnt even better than the adder for 1mil.

 

why should i even bother trying to play legit in this f*cking game anymore?

 

Why Adder is actually good at something?I have Adder because I love Veyron, and, well, it has some style to it, even tho the car is not special anymore

[budcat]

I've come to a conclusion about the police cars in GTA5.

 

OP police vehicles break the game. I can get away from the police with a near 100% success rate because I can wait for the first police car to arrive, waste the occupants, then use it to escape because the police cars are so overpowered. The only chance of failure really is if I escalate the situation to four stars but that's pretty much entirely up to me as the player. So having OP police cars means I can always escape the police. If the cars were more realistic and less powerful then maybe roadblocks and tire blowouts would slow you down but because the police cars are so beastly you can plow through them with a tire out and still escape.

 

It's dumb.

[Shadowfennekin]

"Fixed an issue where players were separated after a Heist"

 

*spawns in FR with only the host* Okay.........

[paperbagdude]

TDM ends 30-30, target score reached.

My team loses.

 

Okay...

Edited June 10, 2015 by paperbagdude

[Chloroform]

Yep, the Virgo is a piece of sh*t. I tried it in SP.

 

Only vehicles I bought were the Osiris and Windsor.

I was so excited for the Virgo and yawn, wake me up when it goes about 60mph. Try the stirling gt in sp, I love this car. Only good thing that came from this update.

[AsunaIsBae]

I absolutely adore how rockstar knocked all of the damage on the main guns down without even mentioning they would be doing so. NOT!!! From the ap pistol to the special carbine, even to the SMG guns, they have butchered the weapons to the point where carbines are now on pistol level with FIFTEEN ROUND SHOTS. I bought gta because it was realistic. The fact that they're trying to destroy that realism really kind of irritates me. I mean, really, I don't want to waste a hundred something bullets just to kill ONE NOOB, especially if he has a bulletproof helmet on. This is the first time I've ever been mad because of an update, and coming from someone who's been playing since 2013, their actions concerning the guns were a HUGE mistake.

 

 

I'm probably the first of many who will complain about this, only because I might have been the first to notice. Get it together rockstar. Two years waiting for heists only to destroy the means of completing them? Are you TRYING to make things harder? If so, stop: it the game already has enough problems without you adding MORE. Including Godmode, demi godmode, invisibility, and glitches with major lagging. None of which you have fixed like you promised.

 

To put it bluntly, I'm pissed to the point where I just don't want to play the game anymore. Or rather, since they've f*cked with the guns, I might just start using godmode to make up for it. I'm literally Angry enough to do it.

 

Which is a big deal, since I've never cheated in any shape or form.

 

Even with harmless glitches.

Probably kids complaining on how the stuff is "OP". Instead of "knocking the stats down". They should bump the levels up for all the DLC guns and the "OP" guns...

 

Assault Shotty. Lv 60

AP Pistol. Lv 50.

Special Carbine. Lv 55

Bullpup Rifle. Lv 45

Homing Launcher. Lv 70?

 

 

Probably the only thing they can do is make it more "realistic" if you're getting shot at , you take suppression like in Battle Field... Or a gun sway when you blast though like 20 rounds on an full auto gun. ,<-- And I would support this idea.

 

Or probably make guns like if you're shooting like 30 rounds make the damn guns have RECOIL. It goes up not even a single inch, every bullet is by on point, bullet stacking on top of bullet, on top of bullet if you go through 30 rounds on a full auto-weapon

 

It's so dumb that the 'shooting stat' makes guns have NO recoil. I think It would be better if you steady the gun better for the first like 5 shots of a Assault rifle to have little to no recoil and you should "burst it" because it would get too inaccurate if you went through 30 rounds, maybe some stray shots would hit the target by luck. But 30 rounds no recoil still on target with max shooting?... come on.

 

And I'm pretty sure if a normal person would hold up an AR-15 for 1000 bullets, they would have to rest their arm time to time because it gets too tiring and the gun gets hot.

 

GTA5 gun shooting is not real and it sucks that this happened because I bet people complained that the DLC weapons and normal weapons are "OP".. Pretty sure if you get shot 3-5 times in real life with an assault rifle, don't think you'd be firing back with 100% accuracy like in GTA.

 

 

All they needed to do was raise the level they are purchasable at and remove them from inventory if you're not the level to use them... plain and simple what they should of done.

 

Oh anybody else feel the Assault Shotgun 'get slow' every 4 shots. Like stopping for a millisecond then 4shots ,stopping?

[Race-n-Chase]

Still can't play online on 360, my xbox freezes at the loading screen or when I'm just driving around in a semi transparant LS, half of the buildings/roads won't load and then console freeze

I tried reinstalling the update, doesn't help

[Coleco]

Am I missing something? Where are the 'hundreds' of new clothes in the update? Or is it all for the boys, and next to nothing for the girls?

 

 

Don't get me wrong, I love some of the things included in the update - some great stuff in there, considering it's mostly gold and swag - but there's a lot of difference between a few new tops and leggings, and 'hundreds of new clothing items'.

 

I was hoping for some new knee-high boots, dammit

[WWEMichaelB]

Hard doing Heists with f*cktards. SMFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JuanG12]

I can't wear earrings and a tie simultaneously? WTF...

Edited June 10, 2015 by JuanG12

[RocknRumble]

Hard doing Heists with f*cktards. SMFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This. I was doing the Prison Break Heists with some randoms(mistake #1) The Demolition dude was playing like Helen Keller and kept dying. Ugh...

[Crunch McThornbody]

Five minute cooldown timer on requesting personal vehicle now?

 

f*ck you rockstar you bunch of spoilsport c*nts.

[CrysisAverted]

bust my ass off testing the osiris against the zentorno because I just spent 2mill on this f*cking car and want some proof its superior to it

keep consistently getting similar, negligible times. If anything the Zen is still faster.

 

Post my results on youtube and people call it fake and say my Osiris isn't modded because theirs is faster...

some people.

[matajuegos01]

No engraved guns on Last Gen

[999bats]

it would take over 125 hours of non stop grinding missions to earn enough money to buy the gold luxor
its like rockstar dont even play their own game

[CrysisAverted]

it would take over 125 hours of non stop grinding missions to earn enough money to buy the gold luxor

its like rockstar dont even play their own game

or doing criminal mastermind

[The_B1u3_Jay]

 

* 10mil for a golden luxor.

 

* 5mil for a golden swift.

 

* 2mil for a crappy supercar that isnt even better than the adder for 1mil.

 

why should i even bother trying to play legit in this f*cking game anymore?

Why Adder is actually good at something?

 

ofcorse not. i was only using it as an example.

 

this update seems as if it was made especialy for the Y0L0$W4G kiddies who like gold and chrome on everything and only drive the super cars. I cant wait for part 2 of this update where im expected to pay 20 million for a golden buzzard and 30 million for a golden hydra. -_-

 

i f*cking hate what this company has become...

Edited June 11, 2015 by Awesom-0

[CrysisAverted]

get invite for heist setup

press up to bring up phone

press x to hit job list

press x again to accept heist setup

keep pressing x because its not doing anything except taking me out of the message than opening the message up

[CrysisAverted]

pay money to lose cops and join heist

heist leader ends up leaving after some player was stuck on "joining"

 

f*cking sh*t R*

[CrysisAverted]

some guy on mic on ps4 talking about how he hacked himself 1 billion dollas and how hes giving people money in the lobby

 

tip top quality job