The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Twattir]

f*ck THE PACIFIC STANDARD JOB

[Shadowfennekin]

Random Heist wasn't giving anything except Fleeca setup or empty setups set to Easy so I decided to play a mission.

It was LS Connections.

I decide to ignore the first goal and head straight for Hydra. One of the people follow and just sit all the way on the side by Devin's hangar. I wonder wtf they're doing as I take off and blast away.

Afterwards, I head back when we're supposed to go.... see that person inside the hangar we're supposed to be in -_-

I get there and see jack sh*t.

They f*cked it up by staying there

I quit, got BS points AND the "can't join blah" crap

[JaegerPilot1]

OH MY GOD

Seriously

 

If I do not want to get in your car, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TRY TO KILL ME!!!!!!!! Had a Zentorno bitch try to get me into their car and when I did not they turned the back of the car to me and tried to kill me. I pulled out my rpg and shot a rocket up their ass.

[StangOne50]

 

 

Been trying to spawn a Romero Hearse for hours and it's not showing up.

Try to find a player with a Hearse. Its 1000x easier to spawn that way

 

Easier said than done lol. I haven't been able to find anyone willing to help out who has a Hearse.

 

What console? If on PS3 I can help, if not look in the hearse appreciation thread or start your own thread in the meetups section.

Dont even bother trying to get them to spawn on your own. Im sure someone will help you out.

[Busta93]

Heist Setup - Deliver EMP. What the hell is Rockstar's problem creating a stealth mission online where if one of your idiot team mates alerts a guard you all fail and then people end up quitting and you have to start all over again. Seriously we waited a year for this crap it's like they just skipped the testing phase or something!

[saintsrow]

 

 

Bikes that are slower than police cars and can be easily rammed off the road for the Pacific standard job! Also all leaving g the bank through the front door. Seriously, what sort of amateur job is this?

The bike chase is the easiest part in the heist. Slow down when a cop car comes ahead, pass, use KERS to boost your speed. Rinse/Repeat until you reach the boat. Take it off road if possible.

It's not difficult but it's still ridiculous. No bank heist in the world would walk out of the front door and walk down the road to get on their stolen bikes

 

After a couple of early painful learning experiences, myself and anyone with whom I have -successfully- played the PS finale, know to ditch those sh*t bikes and grab the first decent car they see, as soon as they hit the road.

[Wormholes]

"Weapon Unlock Combat MG"

 

Oh sweet cool -goes to buy it-

"this item unlocks at rank 80"

 

 

well okay. thanks for getting my hopes up.

[Slonitram]

 

[Xenome13]

Last night I jump into a Prison Break heist. What was the most shocking was the host gave everyone 25%. But, since this is the B*tch and Moan thread, it isn't going to be a happy ending. After one failure, our demolitions team left. People in this game are assholes, I am probably just going to stay in SP from now on, unless this new update is online only.

Edited June 7, 2015 by Xenome13

[dewtech]

 

 

The f*ck is this!? So many Suranos in one place! :I

 

Surano owners club having a trip to the beach perhaps?

[Coleco]

Can't finish my Daily Objectives because I'm waiting on Simeon to send me a car list.

 

The ONLY time he never sends texts every two minutes in this game is when i'm actually wanting them.

 

F*cking SIGH

[Realest]

Well, well..

First of all i want to let everyone know that im SICK and very SICK of players who reports you for NOTHING just because you beat them down in PvP not for being racist but the most of them are from Brazil last time i got reported because a guy was with passive mode and he saw me transparent shooting as passive mode effect (his effect) that was dumb, then i was with the Pick-up Insurgent killing people with my friend then a guy wrote "reported, your vehicle doesnt explode" what the hell its going on with these butthurt players¿? Srry if im using bad words but im sick of those players Rockstar should penalize those players who reports for nothing just for using things that are part of the game another thing today i saw a guy who was shooting at me blinking from passive mode to normal and he said i was doing the same and he reported me, really? i think thats a bug from game? dont know sometimes people dissapear from map (not lester's ability) so.. thats my game experience it is really bad someone should do something against all these players who keeps putting excuses to report you telling you "i will record how you use auto aim" that one was dumb i got reported too because i have the badsport's hat i saved my outfit while i was in badsport lobby for exploding player's cars i know im not a saint or a good guy in online but this annoys me so much.
Salutes to everyone hope someone understand this

-Peace.

[Not A Nice Person]

not for being racist but the most of them are from Brazil

This has to be my sig LOL

[Shadowfennekin]

I see two bounties in the north and go grab my Hydra to get to them as I'm all the way at the bottom of the map. After killing them, I get a good distance away from there and fly up high so I don't crash into the hills. I changed the mode to Hover while I safely deposit the money, soon after before I can close the internet..... it crashed right into the hill, I guess it didn't change to Hover

 

 

Later, I see a 1 k bounty and go after him. I end up killing him and the dude leaves before it can give me the bounty. I really miss the days you got the money right when the guy dies, I hate this crap. Little kids want to preserve their K/D

[gtafan26]

Little kids want to preserve their K/D

Adults are just as bad, either way its just pathetic

[CrysisAverted]

Ahh sh*t, maybe If I drive around him Ahh sh*t

 

[saintsrow]

Well, well..

First of all i want to let everyone know that im SICK and very SICK of players who reports you for NOTHING just because you beat them down in PvP not for being racist but the most of them are from Brazil last time i got reported because a guy was with passive mode and he saw me transparent shooting as passive mode effect (his effect) that was dumb, then i was with the Pick-up Insurgent killing people with my friend then a guy wrote "reported, your vehicle doesnt explode" what the hell its going on with these butthurt players¿? Srry if im using bad words but im sick of those players Rockstar should penalize those players who reports for nothing just for using things that are part of the game another thing today i saw a guy who was shooting at me blinking from passive mode to normal and he said i was doing the same and he reported me, really? i think thats a bug from game? dont know sometimes people dissapear from map (not lester's ability) so.. thats my game experience it is really bad someone should do something against all these players who keeps putting excuses to report you telling you "i will record how you use auto aim" that one was dumb i got reported too because i have the badsport's hat i saved my outfit while i was in badsport lobby for exploding player's cars i know im not a saint or a good guy in online but this annoys me so much.

Salutes to everyone hope someone understand this

-Peace.

Reported...for sending wall of incomprehensible un-punctuated text from phone.

 

Had to be said...

Edited June 7, 2015 by saintsrow

[Wormholes]

Dude bitches me out on his mic about me doing a setup on normal and not hard.... He made us fail the first time when he blocked the entrance for the keycard lot(with his chrome super, go figure). Then he dies withing 30 seconds the other two times.

 

 

lmao

[Rabid Vulpix]

Alot of Insurgent & Karuma drvers STILL blow up other PVs in the beginning of Contact Missions, trying to force offering rides.

Now granted it doesn't bother me too much, because they have to pay the $10,000 claim on my car, but it's irritating to have to call for it.

 

No I won't f*ckin ride in your "not so special" (everyone freakin has one) Insurgent or Karuma.

[CrysisAverted]

need to complete rally race for daily objective

"oh f*ck"

decide to host criminal records since thats easy

end up in a gta criminal records race hosted by someone else

back out

try again

end up in 99 lap criminal records race

back out

 

how the f*ck do you host races?

[matajuegos01]

Alot of Insurgent & Karuma drvers STILL blow up other PVs in the beginning of Contact Missions, trying to force offering rides.

Now granted it doesn't bother me too much, because they have to pay the $10,000 claim on my car, but it's irritating to have to call for it.

 

No I won't f*ckin ride in your "not so special" (everyone freakin has one) Insurgent or Karuma.

Just report them, you have a very solid reason to do so.

 

And it's Kuruma (jap for car), had to be said.

[TCA]

"Weapon Unlock Combat MG"

 

Oh sweet cool -goes to buy it-

"this item unlocks at rank 80"

 

 

well okay. thanks for getting my hopes up.

That bug is still not fixed? Christ, it did that to me with the advanced Rifle back in 2013.

[CrysisAverted]

about to pass f*ckboy in race

f*ckboy tries their hardest to knock me out of the race because they can't handle being 2nd place

f*ckboy ends up knocking himself out of the race

f*ckboy now needs to handle being last

 

every f*cking race

Edited June 8, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[GR Choke]

What is really f*cking annoying is when a random host puts player saved outfits on Deliver EMP and Vans

 

Every other f*cking set up/heist its not on player saved outfits

[CrysisAverted]

Compact race

only dude with a custom compact

its a Blista

He begins moving before the Go

 

boy that sure is fair

[GR Choke]

^ i have done that in BMX races

[Rabid Vulpix]

 

Alot of Insurgent & Karuma drvers STILL blow up other PVs in the beginning of Contact Missions, trying to force offering rides.

Now granted it doesn't bother me too much, because they have to pay the $10,000 claim on my car, but it's irritating to have to call for it.

 

No I won't f*ckin ride in your "not so special" (everyone freakin has one) Insurgent or Karuma.

Just report them, you have a very solid reason to do so.

 

And it's Kuruma (jap for car), had to be said.

 

 

My spell check auto-corrected it for some reason.

 

Anyway I appreciate the suggestion, however it's not like they are performing a game breaking glitch or mod....just being self absorbed "it's all about my ride" @holes. They are the ones that pay for the replacement, & it's counts towards "bad sport" for them, so no real harm done to the other players. It's just irritating & time wasting to have to make a claim on your pv at the very start for basically no reason.

Edited June 8, 2015 by Foreverpast

[CrysisAverted]

pedestrian suv cuts a corner and rams me with the speed and power of a train, turns around and drives into bushes where it vanishes.

 

wtf

[Wormholes]

AI drives like complete sh*t. Always get in the way when it matters (mission/bounty etc)

[Khaisz]

(Not the rant yet): Exploring LSIA lesser known areas (Some building you could enter) with a friend, and while trying to snipe a plane that was circling around ous, my friend falls of the building and dies.

The plane later leaves and someone in a insurgent drives towards me while I'm on the roof trying to kill me, I end up killing him and my friend gets back and we steal the insurgent and tries to exit LSIA but the guy kicks ous out of it and then starts shooting at ous but we own him instead. 2v1 is so fair.

 

(Start actual rant): Now his friend gets over there to help him. Turns out his friend is a hacker, Flickering in and out of Passive, in and out from the minimap, Randomy getting back health. But still we manage to kill him few times until he finds the button that turns on invincibility. So now we have a person with minigun, flickering in and out of passive with infinite health, constantly attacking ous at LSIA. soooo fuuuun :<

Towards the end before i went into passive because I got sick of trying to kill him I shoot his car with a rocket, The car explodes and he steps out of the burning wreck completly fine, eats a extended clip of ammo from both me and my friend in the face without losing health while he tries to figure out what weapon to kill ous with.

 

Atleast we both always have fraps open for occasions like this.

Let's just hope R* is good.