The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[TCMike]

 

 

The f*ck is this!? So many Suranos in one place! :I

That parking lot must be a secret dealership or something. I left online and returned to single player to find this:

 

 

Must be the overflow lot for a Huntley dealership.

[RocknRumble]

I feel like R★ wants me to spend the remainder of GTAO's life span confined in Invite Only lobbies, because anything outside of that realm only leads to network kicks and crashes.

[ten-a-penny]

 

Some things require having your money in your wallet/hand, some others use banked cash.

 

Remember back when you must have cash in your wallet before calling a mugger? Or when you need cash in your wallet to buy a soda? Even now you need to have cash in your hands before calling up for a hooker. Its been like this since Online was released I believe.

Even attempting to buy soda for $1 when all your cash is banked prompts you to visit the PS store to purchase a shark card. I understand you have to have it in hand as you are physically buying something but can't you just warn us to transfer some cash from your bank into your hand instead of directing us to the store to buy a shark card for a soda? It's as if they are teasing you into buying one.

Straight bullsh*t over there.

My cash is banked 99.99% of the time and I NEVER got that warning.

 

EDIT: Was playing Skyrim, a friend of mine asked me to help him with heists. Saved my progress, started MP. First try to join his session, "Timed out locating session", fine. Second try, called my Savage to play with him and his friend, lost connection.

 

Okay, back to Skyrim.

Edited June 6, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Khaisz]

Want to play GTA 5, Tries to login. Steam WebAPI is down, Can't connect to R* / Social Club servers. :<

 

Edit: Steam is back up. wooo, I can play GTA again.

Edited June 6, 2015 by Khaisz

[Furtive Pygmy]

Been trying to spawn a Romero Hearse for hours and it's not showing up.

[Dottie]

Been trying to spawn a Romero Hearse for hours and it's not showing up.

Try to find a player with a Hearse. Its 1000x easier to spawn that way

[AsunaIsBae]

People getting into the pilot seat of my Savage. While I am already in. Very annoying and I usually vote to kick them, so I did yesterday. The guy instantly returned, got out of the Savage, saluted, apologized via text message twice and sent a friend request. That was so funny, still laughing. I think I will accept the request today.

Just one reason why we need to have a "Pegasas Vehicle access" like personal cars .. nobody / friends/ crew / friends+crew / passangers.

[CrysisAverted]

Doing Pac Standard

Insurgent rolls over on roof and blows up

Heist failed

 

all my what

[LordRaijin]

Doing Pac Standard

Insurgent rolls over on roof and blows up

Heist failed

 

all my what

 

The Insurgent must be one hell of a piece of sh*t vehicle to blow up like that.

[Furtive Pygmy]

 

Been trying to spawn a Romero Hearse for hours and it's not showing up.

Try to find a player with a Hearse. Its 1000x easier to spawn that way

 

Easier said than done lol. I haven't been able to find anyone willing to help out who has a Hearse.

[CrysisAverted]

decide to make some money racing

find decent sized lobby

winning race after race

newest race

lobby fills up

race is congestion charge

like 20+ players

race about to start

"Quitting Session"

 

[Wormholes]

Finally got all the setups now I can do the prison break heist(first as leader). Now I can't find anyone to stay because they all want more money lmao. I'm the leader and I haven't done any heists as leader so I'm taking 50%. If you are greedy go start your own damn heist with your own damn money.

Edited June 7, 2015 by Wormholes

[LordRaijin]

decide to make some money racing

find decent sized lobby

winning race after race

newest race

lobby fills up

race is congestion charge

like 20+ players

race about to start

"Quitting Session"

 

 

Have you thought about racing in solo? How much difference is it when you win in either sessions?

Finally got all the setups now I can do the prison break heist(first as leader). Now I can't find anyone to stay because they all want more money lmao. I'm the leader and I haven't done any heists as leader so I'm taking 50%. If you are greedy go start your own damn heist with your own damn money.

Yeah I find it amazing how people complain about wanting more money when it's already a difficult task to find players to play your heist.

 

Being a host is such a pain in the ass.

[CrysisAverted]

finish line a few yards away

about to pass first place level 100+ (we'll call him c*ntboy)

c*ntboy decides to try and pit me so he can keep first place

he ends up spinning out but succeeds in pitting me

two level 10"s get 1st and 2nd place thanks to c*ntboy

I get third and c*ntboy gets fourth

some guy was breathing into his mic every so often during the race

c*ntboy starts yelling at some guy to stop breathing in to his "mick"

thats right, he pronounces mic "mick"

 

f*cking c*ntboy

 

 

 

 

 

 

-snip-

Have you thought about racing in solo? How much difference is it when you win in either sessions?

 

about 30k

Edited June 7, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[saintsrow]

Doing my usual daily solo grinding through my favorite quick Contact missions, raking in the paper. See an invite to Key Codes setup; I like that one, so I join.

 

Replay after replay, teammates keep getting killed in the parking lot. I could have made $50K during that worthless debacle. When will I ever learn?

[Chickensniping101]

Shotgun DMs

 

It tskes me 2-3 shotgun shells at point blank range to kill one person yet it takes them 1 from twice the distance?

 

Seems fair

[Shadowfennekin]

Well, sometimes I get platinum and I don't think I deserved it.

I don't even know what's the point of that thing.

The medal system is just stupid. Especially since it doesn't take restarts into count. You could have killed all the enemies before the final checkpoint..... then a scrub dies and on the restart..... you somehow have bronze while the one who f*cked everything up got Platinum. Fair? No

 

The one who delivers the objectives is usually always Gold or Platinum though. I try taking the Hydra to the goal as some people just crash trying to land.... but if an idiot died in the air then I can't grab it on restart as I'm wearing combat armor and slow as a turtle while everyone takes the jets close to me so I'm limping all the way to the other side of the ship for one.

[saintsrow]

Been trying to join some setups tonight for fun. For the heists that actually get underway, about 2 or 3 minutes in, we get ....

 

Heist Crew left

Pilot left

Bodyguard left

Ground crew left

etc

 

I don't think that all these players are just leaving in midstream, after they have waited so long to get into a heist. I think the Rockstar server is dropping them.

 

The problem, I found out, is that the Rockstar game server (singular case, there's only one) has been experiencing some RAM reset errors lately.

 

The Rockstar GTA Online Game Server (experiencing excessive errors):

 

 

 

Luckily, Rockstar is buidling a new server farm:

 

 

This should fix the problems.

 

Edited June 7, 2015 by saintsrow

[Shadowfennekin]

TWO AFKers in one mission where there are only FOUR people total. I chopped them both up with my Savage as they still didn't move by the time I made my way to the "nearest" helipad

[ten-a-penny]

It became IMPOSSIBLE to mention your aim preference without people losing their minds. Thanks to the retarded FA users us sane Free Aimers feel ashamed for simply mentioning our aim settings. Most AA Only users are getting tired hearing retards yelling at them for barely playing the game the way they want.

 

FA idiots, get off your high horse and eat your own dick. Spamming AA users for preferring A SETTING THAT WAS IN NEARLY ALL THE PREVIOUS GAMES won't change their minds. Actually, you idiots will make them hate FA even more. Then whine when the FA servers are empty.

 

Contragz, you can aim by yourself. You have saved the universe..... Nope. Actually you made yourself an idiot. Hurray. Peasants.

 

Glorious Multi-Aiming preference Master race. Filthy Free Aim Only peasants.

 

[/GTAF Rant]

Edited June 7, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[BarryRiley]

Bikes that are slower than police cars and can be easily rammed off the road for the Pacific standard job! Also all leaving g the bank through the front door. Seriously, what sort of amateur job is this?

[ten-a-penny]

Bikes that are slower than police cars and can be easily rammed off the road for the Pacific standard job! Also all leaving g the bank through the front door. Seriously, what sort of amateur job is this?

The bike chase is the easiest part in the heist. Slow down when a cop car comes ahead, pass, use KERS to boost your speed. Rinse/Repeat until you reach the boat. Take it off road if possible.

[BMWSauberF1.08]

Weird a bitch and moan that actually ends well for me

 

Decide to go griefing with my brand new Hydra

Kill two guys,they leave once I go back to kill them again

Find a group of players near the observatory,obviously they were all using a mod menu

Explosion kills me out of nowhere

Luckily enough I always play with Fraps on,I recorded them all even if I wasted a lot ammo

After that I leave the area,obviously I found another modder,this time we was shooting rockets from a ugly all chrome Maverick

Recorded that as well

After some time,I met another guy shooting rockets from a Carbonizzare(as always it was chrome)

Rockstar server crash once i'm going to record him

Luckily enough I recorded at least a small frame of him shooting some rockets from his car

[BarryRiley]

 

Bikes that are slower than police cars and can be easily rammed off the road for the Pacific standard job! Also all leaving g the bank through the front door. Seriously, what sort of amateur job is this?

The bike chase is the easiest part in the heist. Slow down when a cop car comes ahead, pass, use KERS to boost your speed. Rinse/Repeat until you reach the boat. Take it off road if possible.

It's not difficult but it's still ridiculous. No bank heist in the world would walk out of the front door and walk down the road to get on their stolen bikes

[Zoots Remuvah]

why the feckbiscuits can't you lock people out of your pegasus vehicles like you can your personal vehicles??

 

Beyond a joke..

 

That and little cowardly passive mode tards that can't hack a proper fight...

 

ffs, even though I snipe like hell, I don't ever go in passive... (actually it's more fun trying to get people get you than it is to do a yellow streak..)

 

Off-radar is another matter though... all in the game..

[KashKashMania]

I haven't been able to play in about a month or two so i had forgotten about some of the more annoying things in GTA:O but after playing for a couple days it's all coming back.

 

Why are the spawn points at the start of missions and after missions so out of whack? Like when you do a job for Martin and have to take something back to his house: after the mission, why do i spawn on the dirt road behind his house but my car spawns in front of his house? Why can't i just spawn where the yellow corona was?

 

Same thing for Lester's warehouse, why am i spawning on the other side of the wall next to the freeway on another access road, and now have to walk or steal a car to get all the way around to go get my car from, shocking, where the yellow corona was?

 

Then why am i spawning at all of these really weird locations when i start a job? Why? And that wouldn't be so bad if my car, that i was sitting in, spawned with me, but, shocking, it doesn't. now, normally this isn't a problem for most jobs, but when you're doing, oh, i dunno, Bust Out and need to be a little quicker and you waste a lot of time waiting for your car because you want a car with armor and no back window, it really sucks. Same thing for Editor in Thief, that one is a little worse because i kinda felt tricked after playing it recently because of the yellow route which you don't usually get when things aren't time sensitive, but now if you're not quick the editor leaves before you even get there so you have to play catchup which didn't happen before...

 

And why isn't there a setting in the job setup menu to allow you to spawn your Pegasus vehicle so you don't have to call for it? Or better yet, why can't you just start the job in said vehicle and have it spawn right alongside you? There's a lot of jobs that need a plane or helicopter and ones that can be made easier by a plane or helicopter as well. Then there's still the fact that i had to pay 1.75 million bucks for my buzzard but now i have to pay an extra 200 bucks every time i wanna use it? It may not be much, but i don't have to pay to use all my other cars and a lot of apartments have helipads *cough* Richard's Majestic *cough* on their roof. Not to mention that 200 bucks starts to add up, I'm hoping the "Luxury services" mentioned in the new update includes something like being able to store an aircraft in one place or set a specific spawn location, or something better than what we currently have. Honestly, anything would be better at this point.

 

Also, has the Ai gotten more aggressive than before? It honestly feels like with every passing day it grows more and more angry at us. I don't mind a challenge, but let's balance it out a little, like if i can't use auto-aim to lock onto enemies hiding behind things, why can enemies lock onto my exact location wherever i may be? I mean the Ai is already waiting for me, guns ablazing as i poke my head around a corner and then they have perfect aim. Also, apparently they can shoot through armor plating? Who knew? I mean that's the only reason i can fathom they hit me as i was driving off and since none of my windows were broken but i still got hit?

 

/rantover

[Shadowfennekin]

Bah I hate how other vehicles can give you bounties now. I had to get away from the cops so I stole a Mule that was next to me as my car was blown up by the player I just killed. Soon after I got in.... bounty.

 

 

At least it covered up the Simeon vehicle when I was in it so I was able to complete that objective no problem.(None of the cars he wanted were spawning)

[Slonitram]

>Daily Objective: Kill a player off radar

 

>Player is hiding in Herr Klutz

 

>Me goes there off radar

 

>Shoots the hairdresser so I can go in with a gun

 

>Motherf*cker doesn't die

 

>I go in and retarded character empties hand

 

>I die because of player

 

>Ragequits

 

GTA, a game where you have no restrictions.

Edited June 7, 2015 by TheSadisticOwl

[Dellers]

Rockstar's logic is so annoying. Doing fine on Pacific Standard, have to shoot two cops to avoid losing any money. A player makes a mistake, we have to restart. Now there's NOOSE everywhere after restarting, and it's impossible to avoid losing 100k. Restarting is restarting FFS, it makes no sense to have NOOSE there. You made a mistake, therefore the next try will be 17 times harder. *Rockstar logic*

[BarryRiley]

Bah I hate how other vehicles can give you bounties now. I had to get away from the cops so I stole a Mule that was next to me as my car was blown up by the player I just killed. Soon after I got in.... bounty.

 

 

At least it covered up the Simeon vehicle when I was in it so I was able to complete that objective no problem.(None of the cars he wanted were spawning)

Yeah and it's always some little old lady who texts every criminal in the city to offer them a reward for your murder.

 

I've even backed over the person to kill them, stolen their dropped money and then got a text saying they set a bounty on me posthumously