The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

Land Hydra on tall building to capture panorama

Want to get cool angle so I decide to stand on Ledge

Character proceeds to leap off the ledge and not choose to deploy his parachute

Character Dies

Go pick up chopper at helipads to go retrieve Hydra

literally no more than 3 minutes, get to Hydra, see it fall off building for some odd reason

a minute later Pegasus tells me I wasn't using it so they took it away

[ExplosiveEnergy386]

f*cking R* giving me nothing but Capture related daily objectives

I hate those daily objectives. Edited November 19, 2015 by ExplosiveEnergy386

[billiam]

Host the Fleeca Job to grind some money for the upcoming update

 

Random joins

 

I give him a 45% cut (very generous and reasonable in my opinion for a random who wasn't around for setups)

 

we make it right to the end (the bridge)

 

he says over mic "you should have given me a bigger cut you c***"

 

He leaves before the end of the heist

 

Wtf GTA community?

Edited June 3, 2015 by Billiam301

[CrysisAverted]

walk into back room of convenient store

no stars

whip out a knife

wanted star

damn that clerk has x-ray vision

[ExplosiveEnergy386]

I really wish Pegasus would stop jerking me around whenever I request my Veichle. As soon as I get close to the spawn point it disappears. Then I get the call -"we're sorry sir we have been unable to move your Veichle to a suitable location" WTF. Then if I request it again it spawns on the other side of the map. -_-

Edited November 19, 2015 by ExplosiveEnergy386

[Nick1020]

Host the Fleeca Job to grind some money for the upcoming update

 

Random joins

 

I give him a 45% cut (very generous and reasonable in my opinion for a random who wasn't around for setups)

 

we make it right to the end (the bridge)

 

he says over mic "you should have given me a bigger cut you c***"

 

He leaves before the end of the heist

 

Wtf GTA community?

And that my friend is the definition of a c*nt that has too much time on his hands.

[ExplosiveEnergy386]

Post Removed

 

 

Edited January 4, 2018 by ExplosiveEnergy386

[__TheGovernor__]

This has probably been repeated multiple times, but DLC weapons need to be level locked. It's complete bullsh*t that a person completely new to GTA can be invited to one heist and buy a Homing Launcher, Special Carbine, etc. upon completing the heist, but when the majority of us started at launch, we only had a Pistol.

[Chloroform]

People who kill me over and over and message me

 

They say - "Are you mad?"..

 

Me - "No it's a game and games don't make me lose my temper in real life, you're just being annoying and I want to block you."

 

 

Like those disrespectful 12year olds who yell at their parents because they died on a video game... If I were their mother or father - I would take that away from them or never of bought it, I think kids need to be taught life lessons about surviving on living on their own instead of playing video games, that's how I would raise my children lol.

But that means parents would actually have to parent their kids. They don't want to take away the babysitter.

[LordRaijin]

Each time I enter a public session I find more reason to be anti social. Most of the players I interact with are f*cking idiots, or think that they're better than anyone else. I can't even play a heist without someone leaving or waiting for hours just to get people to play my hosted heist.

[Chloroform]

People on these forums endlessly squabbling about which fictional in-game car is a Toyota / Mitsubishi / Pagani / Ferrari / etc.

 

AAAAAAAAARGGGHHH

This, drives me ape sh*t crazy when people try to call these fictional cars by their real life counterparts.

[Chloroform]

Host the Fleeca Job to grind some money for the upcoming update

 

Random joins

 

I give him a 45% cut (very generous and reasonable in my opinion for a random who wasn't around for setups)

 

we make it right to the end (the bridge)

 

he says over mic "you should have given me a bigger cut you c***"

 

He leaves before the end of the heist

 

Wtf GTA community?

You gave one person a 45% cut? And they wanted more? What about the other players? I always give 25% cut to all and everyone is happy with that.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

Host the Fleeca Job to grind some money for the upcoming update

 

Random joins

 

I give him a 45% cut (very generous and reasonable in my opinion for a random who wasn't around for setups)

 

we make it right to the end (the bridge)

 

he says over mic "you should have given me a bigger cut you c***"

 

He leaves before the end of the heist

 

Wtf GTA community?

You gave one person a 45% cut? And they wanted more? What about the other players? I always give 25% cut to all and everyone is happy with that.

 

 

 

He's one of those people who join just to troll, You could've given him 100% and he still would've left, at the very end.

Edited June 3, 2015 by Troubadour

[Chloroform]

 

 

Host the Fleeca Job to grind some money for the upcoming update

 

Random joins

 

I give him a 45% cut (very generous and reasonable in my opinion for a random who wasn't around for setups)

 

we make it right to the end (the bridge)

 

he says over mic "you should have given me a bigger cut you c***"

 

He leaves before the end of the heist

 

Wtf GTA community?

You gave one person a 45% cut? And they wanted more? What about the other players? I always give 25% cut to all and everyone is happy with that.

 

 

He's one of those people who join just to troll, You could've given him 100% and he still would've left, at the very end.

People like that need to be banned. Thank Christ I never had to deal with assholes like that, sucks other have tho.

[TheDoombringer]

My first bitch and moan post..Why the hell do I get kicked from jobs so f*cking much?

I'm not a troll, i actually do the mission clean and yet people see lvl 338 and I get kicked!

 

Is it because they don't want me breezing through the mission?they think I'm going to troll them?

[Stoakzee]

You gave one person a 45% cut? And they wanted more? What about the other players?

Fleeca Heist is a 2 man job.

[Nick1020]

I finally met someone who got butthurt over the BP helmet even though I got demolished. The host kicked me out of the next dm when he had another one. Hate those type of players.

[Chloroform]

 

You gave one person a 45% cut? And they wanted more? What about the other players?

Fleeca Heist is a 2 man job.

Oh that's right duh. Some reason I was think Pac.

[Shadowfennekin]

Here are some really stupid failures.

 

First on PS Signal.....

I arrived at the island first and shot down the helicopter with my heavy sniper. All of a sudden I hear a boom(not the chopper as it was falling still) and saw a notification that I died. Only..... I wasn't dead....... WTF? Failed

 

Restart..... I dashed to Avi as I saw a low level by him and didn't want him to get Avi in case he was one of those people who can'r escape police. Somehow after the cutscene he swims like a f*cking demon and gets on the boat as I'm taking off. I dock on land at the canyon and hop in a car but the usual parked two door car isn't there. Avi's so slow it gave the other player time to get in the stupid car. As restarts prevent your PV from appearing for some damn reason I couldn't kick him out(I wanted to do the trick of changing headgear to get two stars so I can escape the cops) eventually I tricked him by getting in and out of other cars until Avi got in one fast enough for me to leave the guy.

 

When I lost the cops by hiding in the field near Paige's place....... ALL three of the other players were at the damn house with cops surrounding the place. I facepalmed and got out of the car so I wouldn't get a wanted level and parked right behind the house. As I was walking around to the garage...... the low level dies.

[hyperar]

One would think that at this point, even noobs would have heists figured out, i know did, until today. Finally decided to give heists another chance, and i already had Prison Break ready to go, invite all quickly turned into three people joining, so far so good,when they finally joined, i could see thier levels, 94, 92 and 86, man i was thrilled, this was going to be a piece of cake, four high level like us will have it done in the first try... nope,no we didn't, the 94 level prison officer died and the pilot died and then the other left, f*ck my life

Edited June 4, 2015 by hyperar

[Shadowfennekin]

Um..... what is the point of auto invite if you'll just kick EVERYONE joining?

 

Also, joined up a PS Finale..... Host sent me party invite. I accept....... hear squeakers and music blaring loud. Quit party immediately, cutscene already started so I waited until they skipped..... then see Host set his % to 70 and his friend to 30 while me and his other friend to 0. I laughed and quit immediately.

[Khaisz]

Um..... what is the point of auto invite if you'll just kick EVERYONE joining?

 

Also, joined up a PS Finale..... Host sent me party invite. I accept....... hear squeakers and music blaring loud. Quit party immediately, cutscene already started so I waited until they skipped..... then see Host set his % to 70 and his friend to 30 while me and his other friend to 0. I laughed and quit immediately.

 

Joins random Mission (From quick job), 2 randoms in the mission already, both around level 35-45 (36/42 I think they was), me being 87. I get kicked.

Also a 2 weeks ago or so, I joined HL final, Leader puts me and the other 2 randoms at 5% saying "You guys didn't have to do the setup, you don't deserve more", I question if he is sane and after a argument he tells me "Ready up or be kicked", I decide to just sit there drawing out his time being an a** to him if he is gonna be a** to me. The hell I'm gonna let you get 85% of the cut on hard HL.

[RocknRumble]

I want to punch a wall right now. Rockstar...you're a multibilion dollar game developer with a billion dollar game...and you STILL can't provide serves that don't kick me out of a session every five seconds.

Edited June 4, 2015 by RocknRumble

[Shadowfennekin]

 

Um..... what is the point of auto invite if you'll just kick EVERYONE joining?

 

Also, joined up a PS Finale..... Host sent me party invite. I accept....... hear squeakers and music blaring loud. Quit party immediately, cutscene already started so I waited until they skipped..... then see Host set his % to 70 and his friend to 30 while me and his other friend to 0. I laughed and quit immediately.

 

Joins random Mission (From quick job), 2 randoms in the mission already, both around level 35-45 (36/42 I think they was), me being 87. I get kicked.

Also a 2 weeks ago or so, I joined HL final, Leader puts me and the other 2 randoms at 5% saying "You guys didn't have to do the setup, you don't deserve more", I question if he is sane and after a argument he tells me "Ready up or be kicked", I decide to just sit there drawing out his time being an a** to him if he is gonna be a** to me. The hell I'm gonna let you get 85% of the cut on hard HL.

 

He literally kicked everyone, It was a PS Finale and all the people were high levels. Then I see the Host kick the other two, saw a LONG list of invites then I got kicked.

 

I assume he was probably trying to get low levels to come and be tricked into taking a small cut? Yeah... good luck with that lol

[JaegerPilot1]

WHAT THE HELL

 

I am in passive mode and I still get shot and killed.

[Growlmon]

One of those signs where you know that if you stay in the session you're going to have a bad time.

 

 

[Nick1020]

Got kicked out of a deathmatch when I wore my bullet proof helmet. Like stfu it's a deathmatch. So what it gives me an advantage thats what it's supposed to do.

[saintsrow]

I want to punch a wall right now. Rockstar...you're a multibilion dollar game developer with a billion dollar game...and you STILL can't provide serves that don't kick me out of a session every five seconds.

Wasted literally about 75 minutes tonight just trying to join heist setups - every one freezes at join, host drops, lobby never fills, players drop out before start (due to excessive lobby fill wait time), players leave at beginning of heist or partway through, minutes hanging in the clouds until i rejoin a session, etc etc, the usual sh*t. Had to play some solo Contact missions, just to make a little bit of quick easy money, so the night was not a total loss.

 

I just don't know what to say anymore ... I've run out of obscenities, negative hyperbole, witty insults about Rockstar servers. I'm just plain out of words... How can this sh*t go on ????

 

Edited June 4, 2015 by saintsrow

[Shadowfennekin]

Busy owning a greifer when all of a sudden a hacker spawns in the airport with a bounty. After a few headshots I realized this and quickly changed sessions once I saw money bags dropping. Not letting him take my weapons, my bat, crowbar, and golf club never return so I have to go get new ones.

 

Damn hackers ruining my fun. -__-

 

 

 

 

Meet good Heist Crew I'm willing to play through the rest of the Heist with...... spawn in FR

See all three

Take a step forward

"Unknown Network error"

Kicked back to SP

Return to Online

Get invite to next setup

"Lobby is full, want to join a que?" *sigh*

Edited June 4, 2015 by Shadowlarvitar

[billiam]

It just happened again! except this time on a setup and this time he didn't have a mic. GTA Online really is in need of a good tw*t Fumigation xD

 

Decided to record it this time:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88CzxtubopQ

Edited June 4, 2015 by Billiam301