The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[nilz45]

Finally played a full session game yesterday without any cheater! Boy that was fun. Lasted about 30 minutes, but it was fun. PC is a disaster though, I love the glorious graphics keyboard/mouse but the majority of modders/cheaters destroys the game totally. People literally have cheat installed and just waiting for it to use it when they get a bounty or gets owned by someone. People randomly teleporting away when cornered, is there a button for this, let me know, I didn't know fast travel to your apartment was possible in Online.

[nik_west]

Heists - Full of retards, who die or leave

Deathmatches - Full of '$ 9999999999 + 9999999999 RP'

Races - Full of 'EpIc JuMpS vErSiOn 1337'

LTSs - Full of 'Snipers vs. Stunters'

Missions - Already played all of them a gazillion times

Captures - Unfortunately nobody plays them

The last mode I was left to play and actually enjoyed is parachuting, so I join one and I get a freeze...

f*ck it, I'm gonna kill a few innocent players in free mode!!!

[Cally]

Just played a death match and God Mode is with us again couldn't kill this player.

 

I hit the share button and got a 50 second video clip so will send that to rockstar

[bama764]

I feel like I'm looking at this when in the setup screen for heists with randoms....smh

 

 

 

[CrazyHandz]

My characters face when we failed Pac Standard before even getting to the bank

 

This made me laugh.

 

What a solid heist crew you have there.

[nilz45]

Do you know what I hate? If you quit a Heist lobby for some reason, Host being idle or no players joining, you instantly gets put back on the session, if you trying to join a heist and it says the Heist is full it takes 30seconds or more to get back into the session. I mean, why!?

Edited May 25, 2015 by nilz45

[Shadowfennekin]

f*ck Heist quitters. ALWAYS that unable to join crap happens after somebody quits -_-

[Arrows to Athens]

Last gen: Textures struggling to load, freezing every 2 seconds at high speeds, timed out loading session, connection lost due to network error, long loading times, modders left, right and center. etc...

 

Rockstar: Console limitations. Time to upgrade!

[Dellers]

Finally played a full session game yesterday without any cheater! Boy that was fun. Lasted about 30 minutes, but it was fun. PC is a disaster though, I love the glorious graphics keyboard/mouse but the majority of modders/cheaters destroys the game totally. People literally have cheat installed and just waiting for it to use it when they get a bounty or gets owned by someone. People randomly teleporting away when cornered, is there a button for this, let me know, I didn't know fast travel to your apartment was possible in Online.

With the exception of GTA online (for missions and heists) I don't really play multiplayer anymore in any game. That's just not a selling point anymore, since each and every game gets completely destroyed. COD: Modern Warfare 2 is probably the worst example. It's my favorite shooter, but it has been literally broken for years. Even a couple of years back you could spend an hour to get into a legit lobby. Between tries you'd have to backup your profile numerous times since the modders had control over just about everything. I even had to enable write-protection on some of the game files.

Edited May 25, 2015 by Dellers

[StangOne50]

How is R not embarrassed by this? I have never dealt with a company that gives such little sh*ts to their customers.

Here is my recent support experiance..

 

Me-Having an issue with elite tshirt awards not unlocking on social club even though the tshirts unlocked ingame along with the award. I sent a bunch of photos of me and friends wearing the shirts as proof.

Support- Unlink social club and play5-6 hours then relink

Me-Ok this did not work for me

Support-As a 1 time deal we are giving you the tshirts

Me-Please see the photos showing I already have the shirts which I explained already

Support-Unlink social club and play 5-6 hours then relink

Me-Wait WHAT?

 

Did I miss something here?

Edited May 25, 2015 by StangOne50

[Arrows to Athens]

How is R not embarrassed by this? I have never dealt with a company that gives such little sh*ts to their customers.

Here is my recent support experiance..

 

Me-Having an issue with elite tshirt awards not unlocking on social club even though the tshirts unlocked ingame along with the award. I sent a bunch of photos of me and friends wearing the shirts as proof.

Support- Unlink social club and play5-6 hours then relink

Me-Ok this did not work for me

Support-As a 1 time deal we are giving you the tshirts

Me-Please see the photos showing I already have the shirts which I explained already

Support-Unlink social club and play 5-6 hours then relink

Me-Wait WHAT?

 

Did I miss something here?

Support is bullsh*t. They always blame you for the problems or they insist on providing the same ineffective solution again and again. They ban you for no reason as well.

[StangOne50]

 

How is R not embarrassed by this? I have never dealt with a company that gives such little sh*ts to their customers.

Here is my recent support experiance..

 

Me-Having an issue with elite tshirt awards not unlocking on social club even though the tshirts unlocked ingame along with the award. I sent a bunch of photos of me and friends wearing the shirts as proof.

Support- Unlink social club and play5-6 hours then relink

Me-Ok this did not work for me

Support-As a 1 time deal we are giving you the tshirts

Me-Please see the photos showing I already have the shirts which I explained already

Support-Unlink social club and play 5-6 hours then relink

Me-Wait WHAT?

 

Did I miss something here?

Support is bullsh*t. They always blame you for the problems or they insist on providing the same ineffective solution again and again. They ban you for no reason as well.

 

Yea normally I just go to a modder if I need help lol I figured Id give them a chance first

[ten-a-penny]

1. You not liking a Microsoft product has nothing to do with the product itself. No huge difference between playstation nor Xbox at the end of the day, only the fanboys.

2. Also bank all your money and go buy some snacks or pick up a hooker. It will tell you, you don't have the correct funds and will try to redirect you to the store to buy shark cards. That's 100% real, not false. I'm talking about no cash on hand, all banked.

*1. Actually my point is, I don't "enjoy" playing on Xbox consoles (the controller is too big for my hands - typical because 1. I'm still "small" and 2. Arabs' hands are small most of the time compared to Americans and such - which is why I find myself comfortable playing on PS because the controller is small-ish). According to your logic (not liking a product = product company's fault) then its Microsoft's fault for not 'enjoying' their product AKA Xbox.

 

2. Hmm? 99.99% of the time ALL my cash is banked. I ALWAYS have 0% cash in hand. Yet I only get that message when I stand close to a hooker.

 

 

*

 

And BTW I have no hatred towards Xbox or anything - actually as far as I know Xbox360 is technically better than PS3.

1., the PS3 games are 30+ L.D meanwhile Xbox360 is 10 L.D at most. GTAV here costed me 145 L.D while its only 10 L.D on Xbox. Go figure.

2. Xbox is technically stronger than PS3, or at least graphics wise. Look at The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of The Dragon. The PS3's version is basically an improved version of the PS2. But the Xbox's graphics eats both on lunch any day.

 

Anyway, platform wars are for peasants, console vs PC or otherwise. I don't mind Xbox at all - heck I may buy an Xbone if I ever found it cheap around here when my PS3 stop working.

 

 

[TCA]

Getting damn sick and tired of the unknown network errors and rooms bottoming out. FIX YOUR f*ckING SERVERS YOU PURE ASS f*ckING LAZY JACK f*ckS! Getting old having to constantly change f*cking lobbies over and over.

[Chloroform]

 

1. You not liking a Microsoft product has nothing to do with the product itself. No huge difference between playstation nor Xbox at the end of the day, only the fanboys.

2. Also bank all your money and go buy some snacks or pick up a hooker. It will tell you, you don't have the correct funds and will try to redirect you to the store to buy shark cards. That's 100% real, not false. I'm talking about no cash on hand, all banked.

*1. Actually my point is, I don't "enjoy" playing on Xbox consoles (the controller is too big for my hands - typical because 1. I'm still "small" and 2. Arabs' hands are small most of the time compared to Americans and such - which is why I find myself comfortable playing on PS because the controller is small-ish). According to your logic (not liking a product = product company's fault) then its Microsoft's fault for not 'enjoying' their product AKA Xbox.

 

2. Hmm? 99.99% of the time ALL my cash is banked. I ALWAYS have 0% cash in hand. Yet I only get that message when I stand close to a hooker.

 

 

*

 

And BTW I have no hatred towards Xbox or anything - actually as far as I know Xbox360 is technically better than PS3.

1., the PS3 games are 30+ L.D meanwhile Xbox360 is 10 L.D at most. GTAV here costed me 145 L.D while its only 10 L.D on Xbox. Go figure.

2. Xbox is technically stronger than PS3, or at least graphics wise. Look at The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of The Dragon. The PS3's version is basically an improved version of the PS2. But the Xbox's graphics eats both on lunch any day.

 

Anyway, platform wars are for peasants, console vs PC or otherwise. I don't mind Xbox at all - heck I may buy an Xbone if I ever found it cheap around here when my PS3 stop working.

 

 

Try having all hand on cash and buy something online. Either way it will tell you, you don't enough and try to redirect you to the store to buy shark cards. I'm not making this sh*t up. Look up insufficient funds, you'll see.

[ten-a-penny]

Some things require having your money in your wallet/hand, some others use banked cash.

 

Remember back when you must have cash in your wallet before calling a mugger? Or when you need cash in your wallet to buy a soda? Even now you need to have cash in your hands before calling up for a hooker. Its been like this since Online was released I believe.

[JaegerPilot1]

Getting damn sick and tired of the unknown network errors and rooms bottoming out. FIX YOUR f*ckING SERVERS YOU PURE ASS f*ckING LAZY JACK f*ckS! Getting old having to constantly change f*cking lobbies over and over.

Same here

 

It takes me forever to get into a lobby and if I do about 5 minutes later I get kicked with the whole "Unknown Network Error" crap.

[saintsrow]

Now that heists have been around a long time, the heist-playing population seems to have settled into a bimodal distribution, so when you join a heist (or setup) you get one of these two scenarios:

 

1. Seasoned heist players who know the tricks and breeze through

2. Total noobs who cannot even seem to read or understand the heist instructions on the bottom of the screen, and fail until somebody quits

 

So it's become kind of a pass/fail crapshoot without too much linear range inbetween.

[Arrows to Athens]

Some things require having your money in your wallet/hand, some others use banked cash.

 

Remember back when you must have cash in your wallet before calling a mugger? Or when you need cash in your wallet to buy a soda? Even now you need to have cash in your hands before calling up for a hooker. Its been like this since Online was released I believe.

Even attempting to buy soda for $1 when all your cash is banked prompts you to visit the PS store to purchase a shark card. I understand you have to have it in hand as you are physically buying something but can't you just warn us to transfer some cash from your bank into your hand instead of directing us to the store to buy a shark card for a soda? It's as if they are teasing you into buying one.

[hyperar]

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Edited May 26, 2015 by hyperar

[CrysisAverted]

Pac Standard Heist

Player died and we failed

freezes me, a cash carrier in front of cops for around 5 seconds before restarting

we lost nearly 100k thanks to that

[Growlmon]

Leaving a job because the host started it before you got the option to leave and the job is set to normal or easy should not count towards bad sport.

 

However, if someone leaves a race because they suck and are coming in last they should be put into bad sport the third time they do that.

[CrysisAverted]

chase bounty down

shoot him a couple of times

he teleported across the city

 

im srsly

[Terrato137]

Races with randoms pretty end before they even begin, plus I don't really want to deal with a racing crew either. I'm stuck in that weird middle.

 

 

The stupidity of people, sigh...

[Shadowfennekin]

I swear R* spawns Gerald's vehicles next to other players on purpose. No wonder I see "____ destroyed the target vehicle" as soon as I get the message it appeared.

 

I finally got 2 more ticked off on my progress for the gold medal. One spawned by me after PS Vans, I got separated from the herd like usual do I had no competition.

 

Later in a new session a bounty killed me cause I couldn't see where he was. I respawned, Gerald's vehicle spawns next to me. Toss sticky....... BOOM!

 

 

And really.... Lester's Distract Cops. I get notified of it when I'm trying to join a lobby. Quickly try to back out from the phone but NO of course now it puts me in a lobby in less than 20 seconds. -_-

Quickly leave and....... it's gone. Happened twice today.

[CrysisAverted]

The Phantom of the Soccer Field strikes once more

 

[Mr. Larson]

I swear R* spawns Gerald's vehicles next to other players on purpose. No wonder I see "____ destroyed the target vehicle" as soon as I get the message it appeared.

 

 

They do, same with the Armored Trucks.

 

Random events disappear as soon as you enter or leave your garage, which is a pretty annoying bug. Distract cops, nearby, ok, get into the Kuruma, damn!

 

Now, R* owes me about 3 million $ from bugged missions. I`m really tired of it. On the List, No Hay Bronca, Trash Talk, and so on. Not to mention those missions I get a payout of like 1k for doing the complete mission, while two dead afk guys get the real payout. 25% of a full PS take they owe me as well.

 

Locking on to a smugglers plane on Sandy Shores the same time the message "Smuggler plane has evaded" appears. Also priceless.

[CrysisAverted]

Sweet a Felon GT I can sell

guy who just respawns nearby shoot at me

"There goes the resale value"

 

as I typed this some guy I was doing a heist with sent me a message on PSN asking me to help him

I left after we failed the Station Heist, I delivered the Casco and even managed to drive back to the city taking the scenic route only for them to fail -.-

Edited May 26, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Judicious 7]

> Fly Rashovsky to the drop zone

> Pilot does so with no failure.

> Mini cutscene.

> Heist Failed. Rashovsky died.

 

10/10 - IGN

Flawless. - Gamespot

[Slonitram]

> Fly Rashovsky to the drop zone

> Pilot does so with no failure.

> Mini cutscene.

> Heist Failed. Rashovsky died.

 

10/10 - IGN

Flawless. - Gamespot

He probably flew all the way back to GTA: San Andreas and became one of those kamikaze planes.