The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrazyHandz]

One word: lag

 

Several times I have been shot clear through a wall...

 

And why are there so many players who just bring out there RPG in any circumstance?

[Shaundi.]

 

Decided to go rob 20 stores for the Stick Up Kid trophy which I haven't unlocked yet. So I did rob 20 stores in a session using a Buzzard sk it would be quick and it didn't unlock.

What a f*cking waste of my time.

 

did you rob every different store on the map? it's stick up 20 different stores, not 20 stores in one session. To check progress on this, each store previously robbed will have a tick next to it on the map

Yes, all 20 convenience stores.

[CrysisAverted]

finished all the setups for pac standard, doing final heist, omg I get to be something other than crowd control and host giving us 20% yay

dude who we was playing with won't join

some other dude joins

dude won't ready up

finally we start

player leaves

 

GOD DAMMIT!

[AsunaIsBae]

*Logs in to GTA Online*

 

I feel like I wanna join in a LTS.

 

*joins Snipers VS Stunters like 20 times*

 

*gives up and plays survival*

 

I hate Snipers vs Stunters and the YouTubers that advertise it. It's annoying now and it's not fun. I played it once and I got bored as hell.

 

When I first played LTS when the update was released... I loved it!

 

Like those intense 3v5's and somehow 2 of your teammates died and it's 1v3 and somehow you win, now that was fun.

 

I probably got in to 1 legit LTS in the past 2days that was freaking actually a cover-based-situation. Was fun.

 

Seriously give us an option to turn off Custom player made matches. ( I think It'll solve alot of conflict of those $99999999 cash & 99999999RP things you get invited to. I hate those too)

 

I don't want to spend 20 mins going up a ramp to try my luck to hit somebody. And use a sniper to hit a guy in a Zentorno for 20mins and probably getting 2 kills.

Edited May 24, 2015 by AsunaIsBae

[CrysisAverted]

Doing Pac Standard

Got Insurgent to ram every motherf*cking pig off the road

dude dies

luckily we had a spare life

hes trying to go up a wall on his bike, I pick him up

get to chiliad, other dude got stuck, I pick him up

get to cliff side where our Demo was waiting on his lectro

he takes off

we begin to go down the mountain in the Insurgent

the Demo died....

 

we restart

our hacker left

 

man why is it I can pass this f*cking heist when I'm getting ripped off but some nice dude comes along and gives me a fair cut and then no one can pass

that money would have set me at 4mill too

 

 

Also whats the deal with cop cruisers not dying when they get rammed by an Insurgent? The thing is literally a tank and can't be lifted by a Cargobob, I ram any other pedestrian and they die right there! What the f*ck is LSPD giving their officers that lets them survive high speed collisions with a tank?!

[AsunaIsBae]

Doing Pac Standard

Got Insurgent to ram every motherf*cking pig off the road

dude dies

luckily we had a spare life

hes trying to go up a wall on his bike, I pick him up

get to chiliad, other dude got stuck, I pick him up

get to cliff side where our Demo was waiting on his lectro

he takes off

we begin to go down the mountain in the Insurgent

the Demo died....

 

we restart

our hacker left

 

man why is it I can pass this f*cking heist when I'm getting ripped off but some nice dude comes along and gives me a fair cut and then no one can pass

that money would have set me at 4mill too

 

 

Also whats the deal with cop cruisers not dying when they get rammed by an Insurgent? The thing is literally a tank and can't be lifted by a Cargobob, I ram any other pedestrian and they die right there! What the f*ck is LSPD giving their officers that lets them survive high speed collisions with a tank?!

I've already did this heist like 6times. But everytime I join a final. Heist leader say's he's pro and does it flawlessly.

 

Get on the bikes, they ask me why the f*ck I'm getting in a car.

 

The leader dies getting smacked by a police car.

 

*Restart at bikes*

 

I find a Voltic, people ask "Why the f*ck is Asuna so far behind??" (I sharp turned to a garage that had a voltic and ditched bike to get in it.)

 

Heist leader gets smacked off the bike. I pick him up in the car and he starts complaining I'm not on the bike.

 

Driving through the mountain where you jump off. I take a turn halfway and leader starts complaining I'm missing the checkpoint.

 

Leader yells at me not going to the checkpoint to the jump arera.

 

I drive down to the boat, no jumping off ramp, no parachutes. No deaths and most importantly didn't even pop a body armour.

 

Leader says - "Wow that was amazing I'm going to do that next time."

 

My car ain't so sh*tty now.. Is it?!

 

Also me and the leader in my car were first down to the boat lol.

Edited May 24, 2015 by AsunaIsBae

[Shadowfennekin]

 

man why is it I can pass this f*cking heist when I'm getting ripped off but some nice dude comes along and gives me a fair cut and then no one can pass

that money would have set me at 4mill too

 

 

That's pretty much me on every Heist. If its 15% to the crew members, everyone passes flawlessly hell even 10%. Yet it seems when you find a generous Host who gives a 25 split....... you literally have a batch of idiots dying left and right. Eventually somebody leaves and you're unable to return due to it filling up or the "session is full, want to join a que?" crap

[CrysisAverted]

The two times I passed on the first try with randoms my cut was 15% and 0%

Edited May 24, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[AsunaIsBae]

The two times I passed on the first try with randoms my cut was 15% and 0%

I'm actually doing humanes lab right now and the Pilot just crashed the chopper when the people were using flares. The pilot failed 3x times because he didn't go high enough... Still getting 25% and 168k... But damn too many people don't know what they're doing. They're level sub 50 and I'm a level 198 and got placed in gunner and not the ground team combat.... or the pilot...

 

And just adding on to this I left because the pilot crashed again.

[CrysisAverted]

My characters face when we failed Pac Standard before even getting to the bank

 

[Sky_Light12]

kill a Lv 202 with a pistol

received a message

read " pussy "

* not amused reaction *

 

ugh.....

too many greedy squeaker

gives me 0% cut

 

use teargas to nullify auto-aim

a guy call me a " hacker " for disabling auto-aim

 

use Heavy shotgun as self-defense aganist armored kuruma to remove it's armor

" hacker " ~ owner

 

hitch a submarine with cargobob

glitched & detached

 

give some players a lift

" Ughhh... ! this wanted level is un-loseable "

Edited May 24, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[saintsrow]

You know what pisses me off? When somebody starts a really stupid topic in GTAF, and not only does it get locked before I can make any witty, snarky replies, what's even worse is that sometimes I think of even better snarky replies after it's locked, and I can't use them

[FourFingersOfFun]

kill a Lv 202 with a pistol

received a message

read " pussy "

* not amused reaction *

 

ugh.....

too many greedy squeaker

gives me 0% cut

 

use teargas to nullify auto-aim

a guy call me a " hacker " for disabling auto-aim

 

use Heavy shotgun as self-defense aganist armored kuruma to remove it's armor

" hacker " ~ owner

 

hitch a submarine with cargobob

glitched & detached

 

give some players a lift

" Ughhh... ! this wanted level is un-loseable "

I sure do wish I had the luck you have with the heavy shotgun shooting off kuruma doors. My heavy shotgun seems to shoot marshmallows and does sh*t all. I tested it on my own kuruma and it's almost always one hit and the door falls off and every now and then it takes a few more.

 

But when I spam it against another player, nothing f*cking happens -__-

[nilz45]

My characters face when we failed Pac Standard before even getting to the bank

 

 

haha

[nik_west]

Seriously give us an option to turn off Custom player made matches. ( I think It'll solve alot of conflict of those $99999999 cash & 99999999RP things you get invited to. I hate those too)

I kind of hope they never give us that option. Because that would effectively kill ALL custom jobs and I still have some created deathmatches, that are legit and when people stick around, most actually enjoy them and are surprised about it not being a spawn trap.

The problem with this $9999999999 & 9999999999 RP bullcrap is: The game has too many kids, who really think that the title is legit (or "like to imagine" that it is legit). Stupid little sh*theads! If people wouldn't join those, they would disappear very quickly.

Edited May 24, 2015 by nik_west

[nik_west]

You know what pisses me off? When somebody starts a really stupid topic in GTAF, and not only does it get locked before I can make any witty, snarky replies, what's even worse is that sometimes I think of even better snarky replies after it's locked, and I can't use them

GET WRECKED!... by the moderators who lock them

[saintsrow]

I'm calling a conspiracy. I didn't want to believe it, but there really can be no other explanation. Rockstar clearly wants to shut down GTA Online. They have degraded the servers and the joining / matchmaking to the point where GTA0 is unplayable, frustrating and infuriating. They are clearly trying to drive away the entire player population.

 

I assume that this is an accounting department decision, based on analysis that GTAV's peak return on investment cycle is over, and now it's just costing them money to keep the disks spinning, and the marginal sales of shark cards are not paying the electric bill. So they just want all the players to f*ck off and go away, come back when GTA6 is announced and hyped up to a white hot pre-order frenzy, to goose the stock price again.

 

Their strategy is working ....

 

[PhillBellic]

I'm calling a conspiracy. I didn't want to believe it, but there really can be no other explanation. Rockstar clearly wants to shut down GTA Online. They have degraded the servers and the joining / matchmaking to the point where GTA0 is unplayable, frustrating and infuriating. They are clearly trying to drive away the entire player population.

 

I assume that this is an accounting department decision, based on analysis that GTAV's peak return on investment cycle is over, and now it's just costing them money to keep the disks spinning, and the marginal sales of shark cards are not paying the electric bill. So they just want all the players to f*ck off and go away, come back when GTA6 is announced and hyped up to a white hot pre-order frenzy, to goose the stock price again.

 

Their strategy is working ....

 

Well, what comes up, must come down. Online would be no exception to that rule.

[Dellers]

about to finish pac standard heist on first go with randoms

they beach the boat

 

hehe I was only getting 15% anyway

Lol, I've actually managed to do that once myself. After using those bikes the boat just feels so unresponsive, so it's actually easy to screw it up. I never really lose any money on the way though, so we just had to get there one more time.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Dellers

[Sky_Light12]

 

kill a Lv 202 with a pistol

received a message

read " pussy "

* not amused reaction *

 

ugh.....

too many greedy squeaker

gives me 0% cut

 

use teargas to nullify auto-aim

a guy call me a " hacker " for disabling auto-aim

 

use Heavy shotgun as self-defense aganist armored kuruma to remove it's armor

" hacker " ~ owner

 

hitch a submarine with cargobob

glitched & detached

 

give some players a lift

" Ughhh... ! this wanted level is un-loseable "

I sure do wish I had the luck you have with the heavy shotgun shooting off kuruma doors. My heavy shotgun seems to shoot marshmallows and does sh*t all. I tested it on my own kuruma and it's almost always one hit and the door falls off and every now and then it takes a few more.

 

But when I spam it against another player, nothing f*cking happens -__-

 

really , did u just tested out with ur friend ?

if nothing works , rock beat scissor ( insurgent vs armo-kuruma )

[budcat]

Lag, servers, mission glitches, cop BS, 4 man team requirement, crap pay, Jerry "the Shark" Tarkanian, that is all.

[Chloroform]

One word: lag

 

Several times I have been shot clear through a wall...

 

And why are there so many players who just bring out there RPG in any circumstance?

 

Gotta love that lag, Rockstar can't give us good servers, greedy f*cks.

 

And anyone with an RPG is a great player, didn't you know? Had this one dude trying to call me out (last week) They pulled an RPG out, they missed me. I had my special carbine out, boom three shots to the head, they died. He kept calling me out (saying I sucked and blah blah blah blah) Some people f*cking suck at this game, so they need things that go boom.

 

I have no issues with people using RPG, stickies, etc (because I use them as well) but it's not my go to weapon.

[InYeezusWeTrust]

what is the point of playing co-op missions if you dont speak or understand english?

[pearsejordan]

Cops!

 

We really need a option for a cop free lobby. Make it so you cant rob stores or armoured trucks.

 

I'm sick of getting into a FR war with other players who enjoy it, only for the f*cking cops to spoil it for everyone involved.

[TCA]

 

Decided to go rob 20 stores for the Stick Up Kid trophy which I haven't unlocked yet. So I did rob 20 stores in a session using a Buzzard sk it would be quick and it didn't unlock.

 

What a f*cking waste of my time.

did you rob every different store on the map? it's stick up 20 different stores, not 20 stores in one session. To check progress on this, each store previously robbed will have a tick next to it on the map

I robbed them in one session all over the map and got it.

[JaegerPilot1]

Other players bitching and moaning about how THEY want you to play. Sorry if I killed you with a rpg AFTER you tried to kill me with your Buzzard.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

And just because you said so it must be true?

 

And once again, pushing your opinion as a fact. Your opinion IS NOT a fact.

Wtf where did I say my opinion is a fact. My opinion the updates suck, that's rockstar fault that I don't like them. No clue what your issue is with comprehension nor with me but get over it, okay?

I'd like to use your logic against your own favorite console.

I don't like the Xbox consoles. So that means its Microsoft's issue right?

 

 

 

 

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

I don't see why there would be any reason to doubt that the shark cards do have do have a positive purpose, even if the main one is for making a profit. GTAO probably has twice the amount of DLC compared with RDR and MP3's multiplayer combined, both of those had paid DLC which did infact split the player base, I stuck with MP3 til the bitter end and playing some of the later dlc was almost impossible. Part of that is Rockstars fault for splitting the players from the beginning with the system of multiple aiming preference instead of working on a way to unify both, but in general paid DLC splitting players is a huge problem for multiplayer games.

 

For all my faults with the game the updates are in no way lackluster. No matter if you hated or loved the heist update allot of time and money clearly went into it.

 

 

My issue with shark cards and rockstars take on them, jobs in the game pay sh*t, heist pays sh*t, everything is about spending money in gtao. Our old way of testing vehicles seems to have taken a turn for the worst. We can no longer try them out before we buy them. Shark cards are forced upon new and broke players or even the players that bank all their cash. Go to the store and resupply on snacks. You'll get a message to buy shark cards even tho you have millions banked.

 

People like to be delusional about shark cards. Rockstar said it, what once, that shark cards fund updates. Yet we don't get monthly ones. Also we get these updates to fix issues with the game. Rockstar throws a few vehicles in them so we don't question anything.

 

Sure lots of money went into heist but that was in the works before the game came out. My issue isn't with what people spend their own money on, its the lack of quality from rockstar. The lack of dedicated servers. That's my issue.

What?

That's 4756348756854% false. Half the time you find me "broke" (barely got 200k - thank you bad spending habits) yet I am yet to get this message. The hell are you talking about friend?

[AsunaIsBae]

Other players bitching and moaning about how THEY want you to play. Sorry if I killed you with a rpg AFTER you tried to kill me with your Buzzard.

Yeah that's right. You bought the game with your own money. Your given those weapons because they were meant to be used.

 

I used to think a lot like "Oh I shouldn't use a mini gun because he's using a carbine rifle and should make it fair."

 

I don't care about the morals of a game anymore about how good or bad or what others think of me.

 

The person who wins is who has the better skill or better weapon, you don't need to compensate the other persons feelings.

 

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If you were in the Army and overseas and gotten in to a firefight. I'm pretty sure you'd use the M16 Assault Rifle. And if the bad guy had to swap to a sidearm like a 9mm pistol. I'm pretty sure you'd stick to the M16 and not use your side arm because you have an advantage over the other person.

 

I wanted to make an example , and that was the best I could come up with xD

Edited May 24, 2015 by AsunaIsBae

[ten-a-penny]

 

Other players bitching and moaning about how THEY want you to play. Sorry if I killed you with a rpg AFTER you tried to kill me with your Buzzard.

Yeah that's right. You bought the game with your own money. Your given those weapons because they were meant to be used.

 

I used to think a lot like "Oh I shouldn't use a mini gun because he's using a carbine rifle and should make it fair."

 

I don't care about the morals of a game anymore about how good or bad or what others think of me.

 

The person who wins is who has the better skill or better weapon, you don't need to compensate the other persons feelings.

 

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If you were in the Army and overseas and gotten in to a firefight. I'm pretty sure you'd use the M16 Assault Rifle. And if the bad guy had to swap to a sidearm like a 9mm pistol. I'm pretty sure you'd stick to the M16 and not use your side arm because you have an advantage over the other person.

 

I wanted to make an example , and that was the best I could come up with xD

I'd like to add another point.

 

Some of us Online players prefer non-PvP activities once in a while with totally random players. Yet, when we "ask" people here as what's the point of killing each other 24/7, they whine "KEL OR BE KELED GO 2 ENVIET ONLEE U SKRUB U HAV NO RIGHT 2 TEL ME HO 2 PLAE".

 

These people basically whine about us "telling them how to play in our ways" yet THEY tell us to imprison ourselves in IO lobbies "jus' 'cause they say so". You're using your own logic up here. You're basically telling us how to play in YOUR own bloody way.

 

Now don't get me wrong, I too don't mind getting killed, but a few non-PvP activities here and there is better than a warzone 24/7.

[AsunaIsBae]

 

 

Other players bitching and moaning about how THEY want you to play. Sorry if I killed you with a rpg AFTER you tried to kill me with your Buzzard.

Yeah that's right. You bought the game with your own money. Your given those weapons because they were meant to be used.

 

I used to think a lot like "Oh I shouldn't use a mini gun because he's using a carbine rifle and should make it fair."

 

I don't care about the morals of a game anymore about how good or bad or what others think of me.

 

The person who wins is who has the better skill or better weapon, you don't need to compensate the other persons feelings.

 

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If you were in the Army and overseas and gotten in to a firefight. I'm pretty sure you'd use the M16 Assault Rifle. And if the bad guy had to swap to a sidearm like a 9mm pistol. I'm pretty sure you'd stick to the M16 and not use your side arm because you have an advantage over the other person.

 

I wanted to make an example , and that was the best I could come up with xD

I'd like to add another point.

 

Some of us Online players prefer non-PvP activities once in a while with totally random players. Yet, when we "ask" people here as what's the point of killing each other 24/7, they whine "KEL OR BE KELED GO 2 ENVIET ONLEE U SKRUB U HAV NO RIGHT 2 TEL ME HO 2 PLAE".

 

These people basically whine about us "telling them how to play in our ways" yet THEY tell us to imprison ourselves in IO lobbies "jus' 'cause they say so". You're using your own logic up here. You're basically telling us how to play in YOUR own bloody way.

 

Now don't get me wrong, I too don't mind getting killed, but a few non-PvP activities here and there is better than a warzone 24/7.

 

Everybody has their own playstyle. Mess around with friends , War-Zone, driving around with cars.

 

I have the end-game aspect of killing everybody in sight except if you're crew or friend.

 

You have the non-pvp aspect of playing with other randoms.

 

But, yeah it is my logic up there. And I think that's the majority of what others end-game is to kill everybody or team up on others.

 

Don't get me wrong - I wanted to do the same thing as you did. Mess around and not get killed, but others didn't approve of it. So I got a bullet between my eyes.

 

It's just like a first language to me not to trust others online and fire first and gun fighting is more entertaining to me then driving or messing with others at this point because I had to in the first place or I would get killed first.