The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes?

Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.

[Chloroform]

 

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes? Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.

Not since this game came out with the shark cards. Money hungry whores.

[saintsrow]

People join, people leave, people join, people leave. STOP f*ckING LEAVING.

The whole join process is unbelievable sh*t. I often respond immediately to someone's setup invitation, trying to get in ahead of the response that is the session is already full. But more than half the time, when I do that, I'm the only one there besides the host, and thus begins the process of 5 minutes of trying to get 4 people to join. What a f*ckup.

 

So I do try to wait out the whole time, so that I'm not one of those quitters, but more than half the time, the host finally quits out of frustration and I get kicked from the apartment. Or, I keep waiting forever and then I finally quit (if the game isn't already frozen) and I can see that the host has moved on many minutes ago. What a f*ckup.

 

As many, many people have said here, why the f*ck can't Rockstar set up a simple mission broswer? It seems like that would even be simpler than the sh*t process they have now.

 

 

 

Why don't Rockstar give us more information on future updates instead of leaving us hanging in the dark, listening to the blatherings of Youtubers and 'news' websites who claim to have the latest leaks?

 

I understand complexities come up which may affect the release date, but could they not just say "next DLC is roughly slated for May, barring any delays"? Bah!

We experienced two solid miserable years of this from 2011 to 2013, starting with the original GTAV announcement and trailer. I will never forget or forgive Rockstar marketing for this. They have earned my wrath for all eternity, and they are still racking up more wrath points even now.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes?

Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.

Not since this game came out with the shark cards. Money hungry whores.

 

They try avoid that label by saying ''kesh kerds keep dlc freeh''.

[Pete4000uk]

Can't stay airborne for more than five effing minutes before a homing missile takes me down

[CrysisAverted]

Finally get someone to join my impromptu race

promptly owning them

some asshole in a Turismo runs into me

keep going

barely catch up to him

it was too late

[CrysisAverted]

f*cking R* giving me nothing but Capture related daily objectives

Edited May 23, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[AsunaIsBae]

Let's see.... The first time I did the Pacific Standard. The host asked everybody how much they had (please note i did Prison Break/ Humanes Lab/Series A... with the guy).

 

I said I had 12milion dollars because I haven't bought anything from the heists (In the end I bought everything I wanted, was down to 4M dollars)

 

So the host said "Ok Asuna, I'm going to give you the least amount of money because I'm broke".. (He was level 390 and I was around level 180 at the time)

 

I just wanted to unlock the Savage but I said ok ( he gave me 10% and rest 15%)

 

Took us 4 tries to do it, I think I got 200k dollars in total as my first mission bonus.

 

I soon learned he made a clip a day after on his profile and he has 33m dollars

 

He joins my partys asking me why I'm not talking to him. I don't reply and make party invite only and kick him.

 

--------------------------------

 

I learned a lesson that day and I'm nicer to my heist crew, I give them 20/20/20/ me 40% or If they've been in the whole heist all 3 people, I'll give them 25/25/25/25.. I don't really compensate giving lower level my 40% and myself 20% because nobody can tell if they've got a main account.

 

That's how I do my heist payouts, I'm not really stingy about my money, Just put in the effort and don't ask for all equal 25%. That comment from others really pisses me off and I normally kick those who ask that..

 

Especially if you join and ask for 25/25/25/25 at the LAST heist you didn't even join my setups... I swear I get my final heist crew 110% faster then I do doing the set-up missions.

 

I don't really think I compensate for friends as well, I'll give everybody an equal amount and don't want to rip others off, especially if they're doing a way better job then my friends.

Edited May 23, 2015 by AsunaIsBae

[Strange Town]

 

 

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes?

Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.

Not since this game came out with the shark cards. Money hungry whores.

 

So money hungry and yet they still releases DLCs and updates for free

 

Look, I know the people at Rockstar are pricks for innumerous things, but how about we all put to rest this bullsh*t about shark cards? Because that isn't true.

[Chloroform]

 

 

 

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes?

Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.Not since this game came out with the shark cards. Money hungry whores.

 

So money hungry and yet they still releases DLCs and updates for free

 

Look, I know the people at Rockstar are pricks for innumerous things, but how about we all put to rest this bullsh*t about shark cards? Because that isn't true.

So you believe shark cards fund the updates we get? I'm sorry but that just isn't true. Plus the updates suck. And if Rockstar is using them to fund updates, how come we don't get monthly ones? If you feel that 100% of the money that came from shark cards went into the updates, that's so funny sh*t.

 

Give me dedicated servers, keep them sh*t updates. Also lots of stuff we got from these updates were already in the coding before any update came out. So you tell me, what did shark cards really fund? People are so blind when it comes to shark cards.

[Strange Town]

 

 

 

 

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes?

Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.Not since this game came out with the shark cards. Money hungry whores.

 

So money hungry and yet they still releases DLCs and updates for free

 

Look, I know the people at Rockstar are pricks for innumerous things, but how about we all put to rest this bullsh*t about shark cards? Because that isn't true.

So you believe shark cards fund the updates we get? I'm sorry but that just isn't true. Plus the updates suck. And if Rockstar is using them to fund updates, how come we don't get monthly ones? If you feel that 100% of the money that came from shark cards went into the updates, that's so funny sh*t.

 

Give me dedicated servers, keep them sh*t updates. Also lots of stuff we got from these updates were already in the coding before any update came out. So you tell me, what did shark cards really fund? People are so blind when it comes to shark cards.

 

As I said before, if they were as hungry as you want them to be, they would do like Ubisoft/EA and release them at a price. If there's one thing that they did right, was not forcing me to pay for something. Shark cards are optional, if you buy them that's your problem.

 

By the way, the fact that you think ALL of the updates suck does not support your opinion one bit. That's just your opinion. Some updates were good and some were bad.

[Chloroform]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bring back matte crew colours and allow us to apply crew colours to rims Cockstar!

You want it, so nah.

 

Thank you,

 

Rockstar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it that no one can be original these days? With the internet and everyone acting the same and using the same lame "lol" \thread etc. That no matter who joins my heist THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

 

Why is it everyone wants to dress like Sam Fisher? Yes he's bad ass but knock it off already, its lame.

I don't care what people dress like, as long as I'm not waiting minutes for them to play dress up

It just drives me crazy and I know how you feel. Takes people a good few minutes to choose their masks. Like that f*cking matters. Just click ready and lets go.

 

The question is why is the timer all the way up to 4 minutes?

Because rockstar logic of course.

 

I don't even think 'Rockstar' and 'Logic' can be even put into the same sentence as each other.Not since this game came out with the shark cards. Money hungry whores.

 

So money hungry and yet they still releases DLCs and updates for free

 

Look, I know the people at Rockstar are pricks for innumerous things, but how about we all put to rest this bullsh*t about shark cards? Because that isn't true.

So you believe shark cards fund the updates we get? I'm sorry but that just isn't true. Plus the updates suck. And if Rockstar is using them to fund updates, how come we don't get monthly ones? If you feel that 100% of the money that came from shark cards went into the updates, that's so funny sh*t.

 

Give me dedicated servers, keep them sh*t updates. Also lots of stuff we got from these updates were already in the coding before any update came out. So you tell me, what did shark cards really fund? People are so blind when it comes to shark cards.

 

As I said before, if they were as hungry as you want them to be, they would do like Ubisoft/EA and release them at a price. If there's one thing that they did right, was not forcing me to pay for something. Shark cards are optional, if you buy them that's your problem.

 

By the way, the fact that you think ALL of the updates suck does not support your opinion one bit. That's just your opinion. Some updates were good and some were bad.

 

"the fact that you think ALL of the updates suck does not support your opinion one bit" I'm sorry but WHAT? I'm not entitled to my own opinion on the updates? All of them sucked in my opinion, no clue what the hell you're talking about.

 

Rockstar made millions off of shark cards how much do you think went back into the game? When something FUNDS one thing it shouldnt make a PROFIT. That's what funding is. It's greed, nothing more.

[Strange Town]

"the fact that you think ALL of the updates suck does not support your opinion one bit" I'm sorry but WHAT? I'm not entitled to my own opinion on the updates? All of them sucked in my opinion, no clue what the hell you're talking about.

 

Rockstar made millions off of shark cards how much do you think went back into the game? When something FUNDS one thing it shouldnt make a PROFIT.

Then don't go throwing it around like it's Rockstar's fault that you don't like the updates.

 

"The reason we included optional in-game currency in Grand Theft Auto Online, rather than directly selling DLC, was because it was the only way that we could distribute DLC without dividing the player base each time we brought out a new content pack, which would destroy the online community very quickly by splitting players up. Thanks to Shark Cards, we have been able to give away every piece of DLC so far for free in order to keep the community whole and give people options as to whether they want to earn new content by playing the game, buy new content with Shark Cards or simply don’t get new content and still keep playing the game."

 

If that keeps me from having to pay for DLCs, then I'm glad they made these cards. I won't buy them because I don't need them, but my credit card needs them indirectly.

[Dottie]

Love how people still set mission difficulty to normal or even easy. Jeez I can do most of these missions on hard by myself

[Chloroform]

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Chloroform

[Davey Boy]

Why can't my Personal Vehicle spawn next to me in missions? I have to run a f*cking mile 75% of the time. Everyone else's car spawns within 10 footsteps while mine is in a dark alley 5 blocks away.

Edited May 24, 2015 by FedoraTheExplora

[Strange Town]

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

And just because you said so it must be true?

 

And once again, pushing your opinion as a fact. Your opinion IS NOT a fact.

[Chloroform]

 

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

And just because you said so it must be true?

 

And once again, pushing your opinion as a fact. Your opinion IS NOT a fact.

Wtf where did I say my opinion is a fact. My opinion the updates suck, that's rockstar fault that I don't like them. No clue what your issue is with comprehension nor with me but get over it, okay?

[Strange Town]

 

 

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

And just because you said so it must be true?

 

And once again, pushing your opinion as a fact. Your opinion IS NOT a fact.

Wtf where did I say my opinion is a fact. My opinion the updates suck, that's rockstar fault that I don't like them. No clue what your issue is with comprehension nor with me but get over it, okay?

 

If you get over with your conspiracy, I might get over the fact that you think your opinion is Rockstar's fault.

[Chloroform]

You know what I hate? Dense people, they drive me mad and boil my blood. I think some people pretend to be dumb for the fun of it. No way someone could really be like this, right?

[GR7]

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

I don't see why there would be any reason to doubt that the shark cards do have do have a positive purpose, even if the main one is for making a profit. GTAO probably has twice the amount of DLC compared with RDR and MP3's multiplayer combined, both of those had paid DLC which did infact split the player base, I stuck with MP3 til the bitter end and playing some of the later dlc was almost impossible. Part of that is Rockstars fault for splitting the players from the beginning with the system of multiple aiming preference instead of working on a way to unify both, but in general paid DLC splitting players is a huge problem for multiplayer games.

 

For all my faults with the game the updates are in no way lackluster. No matter if you hated or loved the heist update allot of time and money clearly went into it.

[Strange Town]

You know what I hate? Dense people, they drive me mad and boil my blood. I think some people pretend to be dumb for the fun of it. No way someone could really be like this, right?

"Damn, he beat me. I'm gonna call him dumb so I can look smart."

[Chloroform]

 

You know what I hate? Dense people, they drive me mad and boil my blood. I think some people pretend to be dumb for the fun of it. No way someone could really be like this, right?

"Damn, he beat me. I'm gonna call him dumb so I can look smart."

Haha, you're way too funny. Yes you beat my logic and my point of view. Touche smart guy

[Chloroform]

 

I'm baffled right now, is this guy paying any attention? Just because Rockstar said it funds something, it must be true? Because no one lies these days. Ugh, why do I bother with some people?

 

And it is there fault, the updates are lackluster and boring.

I don't see why there would be any reason to doubt that the shark cards do have do have a positive purpose, even if the main one is for making a profit. GTAO probably has twice the amount of DLC compared with RDR and MP3's multiplayer combined, both of those had paid DLC which did infact split the player base, I stuck with MP3 til the bitter end and playing some of the later dlc was almost impossible. Part of that is Rockstars fault for splitting the players from the beginning with the system of multiple aiming preference instead of working on a way to unify both, but in general paid DLC splitting players is a huge problem for multiplayer games.

 

For all my faults with the game the updates are in no way lackluster. No matter if you hated or loved the heist update allot of time and money clearly went into it.

My issue with shark cards and rockstars take on them, jobs in the game pay sh*t, heist pays sh*t, everything is about spending money in gtao. Our old way of testing vehicles seems to have taken a turn for the worst. We can no longer try them out before we buy them. Shark cards are forced upon new and broke players or even the players that bank all their cash. Go to the store and resupply on snacks. You'll get a message to buy shark cards even tho you have millions banked.

 

People like to be delusional about shark cards. Rockstar said it, what once, that shark cards fund updates. Yet we don't get monthly ones. Also we get these updates to fix issues with the game. Rockstar throws a few vehicles in them so we don't question anything.

 

Sure lots of money went into heist but that was in the works before the game came out. My issue isn't with what people spend their own money on, its the lack of quality from rockstar. The lack of dedicated servers. That's my issue.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Chloroform

[Strange Town]

 

 

You know what I hate? Dense people, they drive me mad and boil my blood. I think some people pretend to be dumb for the fun of it. No way someone could really be like this, right?

"Damn, he beat me. I'm gonna call him dumb so I can look smart."

Haha, you're way too funny. Yes you beat my logic and my point of view. Touche smart guy

 

What logic?

[CrysisAverted]

damn these cops and their fancy teleportation tech

[Shadowfennekin]

Join Online

5 mins later, try joining random Heist

Kicked back to SP immediately from "unknown network error"

Gets back into Online, can't join anything

Changes session and tries again.

Kicked back to SP once more

Get back in, same thing.....

Turns off console

[Chloroform]

damn these cops and their fancy teleportation tech

You have to f*cking love prison break and its brokeness.

[CrysisAverted]

about to finish pac standard heist on first go with randoms

they beach the boat

 

hehe I was only getting 15% anyway

[Chloroform]

Join Online

5 mins later, try joining random Heist

Kicked back to SP immediately from "unknown network error"

Gets back into Online, can't join anything

Changes session and tries again.

Kicked back to SP once more

Get back in, same thing.....

Turns off console

I feel your pain man, been there. Now its,

 

Sets up heist

One random joins

Waits 10 minutes

Another random joins

First random leaves

Wait another 2 minutes

Another random joins

Other random leaves

20 minutes go by

Another random joins

Random that just joined leaves

Other random leaves

Turn Xbox One off.