The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Slonitram]

Whoever thought giving super aiming skills to NPC helicopter gunners would be a good idea should be shot.

[Shadowfennekin]

Ha. Series A Coke starts..... I get kicked as it launches. lol

 

And my crowbar magically vanished. Luckily somebody joined Paleto Bay LTS within seconds of me autoinviting so I got it back. Weird as I still had my bat and golf club

 

Every heist i've attempted to join so far today i either see...

 

Lobby if full...Difference targeting method or i teleport to the apartment with the leader just staring at the board.

Why do people with bounties always are pussies? They're either wall breaching OR they're hiding out in their house and coming out once nobody is around but the second they see someone(even off radar) they run back in like a bitch. -_-

If they do that then i drive over and put down some mines in front of their garage, So they think they'll be slick and just walk out the front door but i covered that as well i get em 99% of the time.

Would't work. It was an Insurgent. Would take more to blow it up than it was worth.

[JaegerPilot1]

Ha. Series A Coke starts..... I get kicked as it launches. lol

 

And my crowbar magically vanished. Luckily somebody joined Paleto Bay LTS within seconds of me autoinviting so I got it back. Weird as I still had my bat and golf club

 

Every heist i've attempted to join so far today i either see...

 

Lobby if full...Difference targeting method or i teleport to the apartment with the leader just staring at the board.

Why do people with bounties always are pussies? They're either wall breaching OR they're hiding out in their house and coming out once nobody is around but the second they see someone(even off radar) they run back in like a bitch. -_-

If they do that then i drive over and put down some mines in front of their garage, So they think they'll be slick and just walk out the front door but i covered that as well i get em 99% of the time.

Would't work. It was an Insurgent. Would take more to blow it up than it was worth.

I had one bounty that went from their Insurgent to their Valkyrie. Big mistake, I blew his Valkyrie out of the sky.

[CrysisAverted]

assholes who feather the brakes during a race, its like im up against a student driver

[CrysisAverted]

find prison break heist that is perfect

finally get demo position

host gives us all 25%

one asshole won't ready until host gives him more

we are in character clothes section

we lose a player

 

i'll never play demo :'-(

[CrysisAverted]

First time I ever got to play a cop in the Station heist setup, the other team could never not f*cking die

eventually people left

 

Second time I ever get to play a cop

the other team kept dying

people left

 

 

god f*cking dammit I will never earn jack of all trades

[streetx1xracer]

Love the cowards that use passive mode to get near you to kill you.

 

I just put a $7K bounty on him and he ran to his apartment. What a coward.

timer doesn't count down when in apartment or garage.

 

^crysis m8 need a tampon m8?

[Luna 51]

OMG, is there one person who still plays missions and actually played "Rooftop Rumble" before and/or who can read "Get the documents" (can't remember what it says)?!

 

I decided to take time off from heists and play some missions, and like 3 or 4 times today, I get into a "Rooftop Rumble" lobby, and things are going well, okay? And then, when you are supposed to get the documents, there is 1 person who decided to destroy the documents after you are supposed to get it, and one of them did it 2 times, at first, I said to myself "Okay, I assumed that it was not intentionally", and then, he did the same thing again, and then I left..

[Stoakzee]

My daily objectives didn't update

 

Don't think i'll bother completing the 28 day challenge ever again.

[Shadowfennekin]

Why is it whenever I get hosts generous enough to give 25% my whole team is a batch of idiots.

Pilot landed in the ditch right in front of the prison. Needless to say he blew up. -_-

Then upon restart, Prisoner and Prisoner Officer both died immediately upon entering the prison.

 

Tired of doing that long ass ride in the bus to get the Buzzard, I left. Don't get why I'm ALWAYS Demo now, I should be sent into the Prison not people not even close to max health.

 

 

 

Ha. Series A Coke starts..... I get kicked as it launches. lol

 

And my crowbar magically vanished. Luckily somebody joined Paleto Bay LTS within seconds of me autoinviting so I got it back. Weird as I still had my bat and golf club

 

Every heist i've attempted to join so far today i either see...

 

Lobby if full...Difference targeting method or i teleport to the apartment with the leader just staring at the board.

Why do people with bounties always are pussies? They're either wall breaching OR they're hiding out in their house and coming out once nobody is around but the second they see someone(even off radar) they run back in like a bitch. -_-

If they do that then i drive over and put down some mines in front of their garage, So they think they'll be slick and just walk out the front door but i covered that as well i get em 99% of the time.

Would't work. It was an Insurgent. Would take more to blow it up than it was worth.

I had one bounty that went from their Insurgent to their Valkyrie. Big mistake, I blew his Valkyrie out of the sky.

 

That was very stupid of him. No way to defend himself without another player and nobody will be willing to do that when he has a bounty

[Chloroform]

the fact that your rear view and side-view mirrors do actually show whats behind you. But for some god forsaken reason they chose to make it blurry.

Rendering issues.

[Shadowfennekin]

Why..... why in Captures and Team Deathmatches and LTS am I ALWAYS put on the small teams? The other teams have twice as many people.

 

I had to do a Raid for my DO so I just holed up on the water tower and sniped the red dots as they came while my ONLY team mate went and got the cases for us. Another win without dying off my list........ a lot more to go for those free rims.

[nosmoking000]

So, I don't typically complain about things in a game anyone can use but it's gotten to be the last straw for me.

 

Okay, bulletproof helmets and bulletproof vests. First off, I want to point out, yes, I have worn a bulletproof helmet in the past before (though, I don't wear it much anymore) so I get what I'm about to say is hypocritical to an extent. But without further ado...

 

F*ck you f*cking f*ggot a** no life p*ssies who are sore losers. F*ck off. Some of you people are actually really good at this game - sh*t no, actually SCARY GOOD at this game - yet you still wear a bulletproof helmet? This one guy for example on my crew, now bless his heart because he was kind enough to join my crew but sh*t man. This guy can whip anyone else in my crews a**es, even without a bulletproof helmet. But yet he still wears the damn thing.

 

And also the people that wear bulletproof helmets and spam the living sh*t out of Lester in Deathmatches. Omfg, literally every minute it runs out, these people call Lester again. Is winning that important to you? Holy crap.

 

I don't get you people! AHHHHH yes I'm a sore loser f*ck now but I just want to play the game and have fun - be it by myself or with my crew - but every time I play I feel like I'm in the mother f*cking 1337 MLG Championship series when I'm playing against these try hard a** holes.

 

Guess if I can't beat them with their advantages I should join the f*ck sh*ts and see how they feel when I spam Lester and spam my Grenade launcher and RPGs when someone else on my crew uses their mini gun. F*ck you! F*ck me up the a**, because I'm going crazy and I am going to rip my man sack off in frustration AHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

 

 

But for f*cking real, I've seen topics saying the bulletproof vests only work during heists, I swear to god they work outside of heists. The effect may be minimal compared to heists but I think they do actually have an effect. And this my friends of GTAF is what is really pissing me off. F*ck I'm going to need intense therapy pretty soon because of this game. Sheesh!

 

 

Edited May 17, 2015 by nosmoking000

[8up local]

i am starting to get tired of people telling me to basicly "not play my way, but their way or GTFO".

[Shadowfennekin]

This has to be a new record for this..... I start up the game and get invite to PS Vans. Finish it, try and join something else....... "Unable to join hurr durr" messages. Really R*? I've only been playing for 10 minutes -_-

[Chloroform]

Game chat use to be fun, now it's boring. Dumb people talking about 9/11 and coca plants. Heist is pretty much useless on the weekends. Too many dumb people on.

[JON22]

Why when I see a decent snapmatic opportunity, the (anti) social club is unavailable, yet minutes later I take a sh*t pic and it saves?

 

Also yesterday I tried quick joining a job and it failed. Tried from the menu and failed. Tried starting a job myself and got kicked to single player. I hate the hiests update. Broke the game more than usual.

[JaegerPilot1]

Got into a public lobby and two minutes later got knocked out of the lobby by an "Unknown Network Error". Now I cannot even get in another damn public lobby.

[Chloroform]

Why is no one joining me? Tired of this broken game.

[Chloroform]

Why do people quit after you get to a check point? All we needed to do was get in the valkyrie and fly it to the drop off. I hate people sometimes.

[zjustinz]

Played in a public lobby last night.

Modder came in and killed everyone over and over and over.

Said f it and quit the game.

Went to play today and my xbox account has been banned for cheating...

 

Bruh

[RichNuggetBmw]

 

Seems ordinary right? look again.

 

 

hate people who do this sh*t.

[ten-a-penny]

Start playing Online again, sold a bunch of non-driven cars. Gained enough cash to buy the Savage finally.

Finish mission spree to back up my cash before blowing it all on the Savage, got an invite to PS Convoy. Joins.

 

"The session you are looking for is full blablabla" FFS -_-

 

Exit game, rejoins, "files requested to launch the game are lost or whatever bullsh*t we spit to stop you from playing".

 

Back to Assassin's Creed IV: Blag Flag. F*ck this game.

[Chloroform]

Was doing the emp setup. I get to the Insurgent first, drive up the hill, guy comes flying up to me with his motorcycle, jumps off (I said why do people do stupid sh*t like this) they decided to pull me out, I said f*ck it let him drive, the other people finally get there. Another teammate decides to pull them out, then they got it. The guy that pulled me out kept trying to pull them back out. Finally I said can we f*cking stop and get this going.

 

The asshole stops. We get to the lab, starts off all stealthy, just me and another player clearing them out. The last 2 run in like dipsh*ts and trigger the alarm. I'd hate to see what these people are like playing splinter cell. No one can just wait no more?

[JaegerPilot1]

If I do not want to get in your car you do not have to kill me. I lost count of how many times someone wanted me to get in their cars and when I did not they tried to kill me.

[TCA]

If I do not want to get in your car you do not have to kill me. I lost count of how many times someone wanted me to get in their cars and when I did not they tried to kill me.

Didn't even offer any nice candy?

[iBUCKEYE]

 

If I do not want to get in your car you do not have to kill me. I lost count of how many times someone wanted me to get in their cars and when I did not they tried to kill me.

Didn't even offer any nice candy?

I'm sure they'd offer puppies but R* hasn't released animals for Online.

[nilz45]

f*cking sh*t game, the netcode and match making in this game is retarded, never seen a game where each player lags so much, and I'm not talking about people lagging where they dissapear and appear somewhere, I'm talking about that bullsh*t where people on your screen hits a pole while on his screen he doesn't, or when you run over someone with your bike and it's only happening on your screen. ANd people cheat like crazy, destroying freeroam totally. THe problem with this game is that, if your computer freezes everything in the world also freezes, instead of you catching up to the lag, so there's no wonder people shoot eachother or run eachother over without killing eachother, the world on your screen and the world on others screen aren't in sync.

Edited May 18, 2015 by nilz45

[CrysisAverted]

asshats who die and make it so I can't use my personal vehicle in heists anymore

f*cking mechanic being occupied while we heist

 

pretty much every heist I enter someone either leaves or keeps dying

holy sh*t heists have been out for months now wtf stop

Edited May 18, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[TCA]

Last night I couldn't sleep so I figured I'd play GTA for a bit. Friend Dom sends me an invite for EMP. I accept and everything is going smooth until we have to steal it...in the air the one low rank flies the hydra and we're trying to fend off the lazers.

 

One of them gets blown up didn't get mad this time

Restart

The other low rank takes the Hydra and things are going well and destroy the jets then make our way to sandy shores.

Me and Dom land the other is still flying around in the lazer and crashes. I keep my cool.

Restart

Same guy takes hydra again make it to sandy shores I land on runway waiting for the hydra...moron tries landing it like a lazer misses the runway and slams into a f*cking rock between the strip. Now I'm getting annoyed!

Restart

Guy who crashed the hydra KEEPS out running me some how and keeps taking the hydra so I got to the point I yank him out to his death.

Restart

Same thing bee line and I yank him out.

Restart

I get on mic and tell him to stop taking the hydra or I'll keep pulling your ass right back out. bc you keep f*cking it up and I don't want to sit here all f*cking night long. I literally lost my marbles yes...

The last restart I manage to get the Hydra and take off he tries to kill me with flares. Dude is still sitting on the carrier, we take out the enemies and I make my way land and pass the setup.

 

Now on to Valkyrie. Guy I kept yanking outta the Hydra, doesn't get in the Kuruma so we leave him. He takes an A.I. car and zooms past us even though we are there batting Merryweather.

 

I tell the others he's gonna be the first to die, I know it. And he does bc he went straight for the chopper... -_-; at this point Dom started setting it to normal bc of the moron. Fine with that. Guy takes off in chopper leaving me behind, comes back and crashes into the crane -_-; I get on and we take out some of the buzzards etc...then one of them hits us with a missle. Chopper is seriously f*cked at this point. Almost to the end and his stupid ass literally crashes into the mountain side...FAILED THE VALKYRIE WAS DESTROYED.

 

my last words was. f*ck this I'm done. Shut game etc down went to bed.