The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[§†range]

After playing games like far cry and metal gear, coming back to GTAO one realizes how lazy the AI was implemented. Zero stealth, immediate detection. Lame....

[frogfarmer]

Can't play at all.phone gets stuck,start menu refuses to load,system freezes every time I die etc

 

My other friends seem to be getting on fine but in my 20+ attempts over the Last 4 days this has happened every single time

 

 

As far as bitching about actual gameplay goes,AI shatter immersion for me.its hard to get into my RP zone when meth-head Mexicans can hit my hydra 200 feet in the air going 300+ mph with uzi's.even sniping them is kind of pointless because the moment I fire they all know exactly where I am.

 

 

If I can't back on GTA within the week, I'm probably going to sell my console. I literally got it just to play this game.grr

[Shadowfennekin]

I absolutely HATE that if you try to join a heist that just filled up, it will still kick you out of your session and force you to wait another one or two minutes while it loads you back in again. Whoever decided to do the system like this deserves to be drug out into the street and beat with a dead fish. Preferably a large fish.

 

Ugh, I know.... that happened three times in a row to me earlier. Joins Online, gets invite to Series A from somebody in the session.... accepts, forced to change session. Accepts Pacific Standard Van from a guy in the new session, forced to change again. Accept Keycodes.... forced to change AGAIN.

 

Eventually I said f*ck it and used the phone way as I'd wasted 10 minutes of my life trying to accept invites

[Growlmon]

If you're the kind of person that gets in a race and crashes into everyone, you're getting kicked on the next menu screen. Deal with it.

[God-eater]

Lets me pay $100K for a custom license plate. Now when I try to order it via iFruit app I get in-game message telling me the plate is inappropriate and to choose another.

 

So I do. After which all my custom plates are available again via LSC, including the 'inappropriate' one that I have on about 50 cars.

 

R* logic at its finest.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Weird bug. Glitch. Something.

 

Going to the docks where the Lost hang out and I see a rock in some grass. As usual I lean back to wheelie it on my sanchez... and all of a sudden my bike just stops on the rock and I fly 400 or 500 feet straight up in the air and then plummet to my death. Wtf?!

 

Momentum says I should fly forward... but straight up? xD #gtaphysics

Please tell me your on PS4/XB1/PC and recorded that...

 

Lets me pay $100K for a custom license plate. Now when I try to order it via iFruit app I get in-game message telling me the plate is inappropriate and to choose another.

 

So I do. After which all my custom plates are available again via LSC, including the 'inappropriate' one that I have on about 50 cars.

 

R* logic at its finest.

I'm not 100% but i could probably get the plate you want for you by using iFruit/Charles

[Shadowfennekin]

Daily Objective:

Rally Race

 

f*ck...... third time this week

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I've been helping these two girls out with the Humane Lab Setups and their friend had to leave so we got a lvl 23 random join us and he kept alerting the guards before we even got inside...

 

I had to yell at him using google translate before he finally stopped and stayed like a good little boy.

[CrysisAverted]

Three....count em THREE Heavy Sniper shots, THREE Heavy Sniper hits, kill count? f*cking ZERO!

some c*nt kills the dude I shot three times and takes my kill, who knows, it may have taken me 20 shots

[Shadowfennekin]

Three....count em THREE Heavy Sniper shots, THREE Heavy Sniper hits, kill count? f*cking ZERO!

 

some c*nt kills the dude I shot three times and takes my kill, who knows, it may have taken me 20 shots

I love how I die in one no matter where they hit, yet it takes several on some people.

[dead goon]

Weird bug. Glitch. Something.

 

Going to the docks where the Lost hang out and I see a rock in some grass. As usual I lean back to wheelie it on my sanchez... and all of a sudden my bike just stops on the rock and I fly 400 or 500 feet straight up in the air and then plummet to my death. Wtf?!

 

Momentum says I should fly forward... but straight up? xD #gtaphysics

 

I've done this many times but I never die. It is almost like the game doesn't recognize that I flew way up in the air and treats it as just a normal crash and takes a little bit of life. Always wear your helmet, people.

[Strange Town]

After playing the game yesterday at night, now I finally have new things to bitch about! Yay! I have to say, I missed bitching and moaning here.

 

Okay, so we were a team of four playing Stocks and Scares. For such a hard mission they took a while to die, so I thought it was a good team. A bit. When one of the dues was taking forever to hack the keypad, one moron pulls his RPG (pink, no less) and aims it at the entrance. What he didn't see was that there was a handrail in his way. Boom. After that we all died and the dude with the suitcase died on the way to Lester.

 

Second try, the aforementioned RPG dude enters the place with an armored Kuruma, and moments later he still manages to die. I took a different approach to the place, I died miserably thanks to the Merryweather Breeding Machine spawning its soldiers all the time, then I quit, thinking he would die the same way again. And I was right. Minutes later, I see the same invite to the same mission by the same person.

[dead goon]

After playing the game yesterday at night, now I finally have new things to bitch about! Yay! I have to say, I missed bitching and moaning here.

 

Okay, so we were a team of four playing Stocks and Scares. For such a hard mission they took a while to die, so I thought it was a good team. A bit. When one of the dues was taking forever to hack the keypad, one moron pulls his RPG (pink, no less) and aims it at the entrance. What he didn't see was that there was a handrail in his way. Boom. After that we all died and the dude with the suitcase died on the way to Lester.

 

Second try, the aforementioned RPG dude enters the place with an armored Kuruma, and moments later he still manages to die. I took a different approach to the place, I died miserably thanks to the Merryweather Breeding Machine spawning its soldiers all the time, then I quit, thinking he would die the same way again. And I was right. Minutes later, I see the same invite to the same mission by the same person.

 

Cover the entrance they come in through with tear gas. When the briefcase is obtained, run towards the water on the catwalks and jump in the water and swim around to a waiting chopper. Call in the chopper beforehand, of course.

 

I was shown this from another player and it is the easiest method I have seen, so far.

Edited May 15, 2015 by dead goon

[BMWSauberF1.08]

Thank you R* for making me wasting over 100k on a Phoenix that suddently got replaced by my impounded Akuma

 

FIX YOUR GODDAMN GAME

[Shadowfennekin]

Damn it. It's been fine the past two days when I saw a Smuggler Plane but today I kept getting divebombed by the only other two people in the session when I was just trying to get to my Hydra and go get it. Eventually I said f*ck it, called Pegasus again then went off radar and blasted them both to hell before racing to the plane. I get there, fire my missiles at it..... it goes down and....... NO REWARD. Seriously R*?

 

It's always when it takes me forever to manage to get there. -_-

Yet if I can get there without a Homing Launcher taking me down and having to go back to a helipad for my Savage..... I get the reward. I hate this stupid plane.

[budcat]

I haven't played GTAO since the day heists came out. GTAO may have finally run its course for me at this point. Hopefully something new will pique my interest.

Edited May 15, 2015 by budcat

[Mottershead]

 

Please tell me your on PS4/XB1/PC and recorded that...

 

 

 

I've got a friend who did record his.

[CrysisAverted]

interesting...

it seems getting smashed by a car simply rotates you like in dem ol' cartoons

Edited May 16, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[FourFingersOfFun]

Three....count em THREE Heavy Sniper shots, THREE Heavy Sniper hits, kill count? f*cking ZERO!

some c*nt kills the dude I shot three times and takes my kill, who knows, it may have taken me 20 shots

I seriously f*cking hate that, you could be less than 100m from the person and it STILL takes more than 1. Like seriously it's a heavy sniper, it should have a large one shot kill range to anywhere on the body.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

Please tell me your on PS4/XB1/PC and recorded that...

 

 

 

I've got a friend who did record his.

 

I wanna try that, Where is it on the map?

[CrysisAverted]

 

 

 

Please tell me your on PS4/XB1/PC and recorded that...

 

 

 

I've got a friend who did record his.

 

I wanna try that, Where is it on the map?

 

The docks where you deliver cars to simeon, you pass that building when stealing the Casco from that one heist

[CrysisAverted]

See bounty on other side of map, close to Sandy Shores, Call Pegasus and ask for Hydra

Get to airfield, get refunded, no Hydra there

Drive away and call Pegasus again, it spawns it in the same airfield even though I was closer to that other one
Get there, get refunded money and no Hydra

 

god dammit.

[Black Terminator]

These disgraceful lower rankers that does Heist missions don't know what the f*ck they are doing. My f*cking god. Common sense would tell you to stick by the high rankers as possible because they have better health then you. Hell why the hell did Rockstar Games thought it was a good idea letting lower rankers like 12-45 do Heist knowing full well that they have bad health.

[Growlmon]

Bad sport doesn't put actual bad sports into bad sport. Did I mention bad sport? Seriously though, in racing there are so many butthurt bad sports (by definition, not game) that will ram you if you try to overtake them to screw you both over. Sucks that I have to be the one to kick them out of the lobby, but even that doesn't help stop them from returning or ruining other people's races.

 

For example,

 

Also, "Random Land Race" always screws the lobby over. It always puts you in someone's crappy custom job which is usually not even the same kind of race you start in (fyi playing normal races, but the lobby joined is GTA).

 

And of course, example:

Edited May 16, 2015 by Growlmon

[Shadowfennekin]

Why do people with bounties always are pussies? They're either wall breaching OR they're hiding out in their house and coming out once nobody is around but the second they see someone(even off radar) they run back in like a bitch. -_-

[CrysisAverted]

Flying around

Notice Lazer pass me

Figure it doesn't want nun of dis

Flying to low in my less than agile hydra

nearly eat sh*t on mountain

pull up just in time, slid across hill

Friendly Lazer wasn't so friendly after all

Unfriendly Lazer suffers insta karma

 

Edited May 16, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Shadowfennekin]

GAH! Can it please go back to the way it was on claiming bounties. Once they die, you get rewarded. Once again, I kill a person and they leave and I don't get credited. That protective of your K/D are we?

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Every heist i've attempted to join so far today i either see...

 

Lobby if full...Difference targeting method or i teleport to the apartment with the leader just staring at the board.

Why do people with bounties always are pussies? They're either wall breaching OR they're hiding out in their house and coming out once nobody is around but the second they see someone(even off radar) they run back in like a bitch. -_-

If they do that then i drive over and put down some mines in front of their garage, So they think they'll be slick and just walk out the front door but i covered that as well i get em 99% of the time.

[matajuegos01]

why the f*ck do people not invite me to the finale? I spent my time on helping them through the f*cking setups and then i never hear of the c*nts ever again

 

two in a f*cking row WHY!?

 

THREE. f*ck them, f*ck them a lot

Edited May 16, 2015 by matajuegos01

[JaegerPilot1]

Love the cowards that use passive mode to get near you to kill you.

 

I just put a $7K bounty on him and he ran to his apartment. What a coward.

Edited May 16, 2015 by JaegerPilot1