The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

I hope for someday R* will get their sh*t together and I will actually be able to enjoy pvp in this game

[Reptilelord]

I hope for someday R* will get their sh*t together and I will actually be able to enjoy pvp in this game

You and me both.

[SiN-13x]

Going afk in a store and coming back to find yourself dead.

 

Like really kiddos? Live targets too hard for you? -.- Grr.

 

Thank gawd for stickies.

[Gaffa]

Going afk in a store and coming back to find yourself dead.

 

Like really kiddos? Live targets too hard for you? -.- Grr.

 

Thank gawd for stickies.

 

Hehe. exactly what the Proximity mines are for. Pop' em down whilst you're out on your grocery shop and when you come out of the shops, kaboom.

Edited May 13, 2015 by Gaffa

[Virus..]

I hope for someday R* will get their sh*t together and I will actually be able to enjoy pvp in this game

 

Maybe next time. And by that i mean R* next title...And eventually VI.

[Shadowfennekin]

 

I get an invite to PS Vans and accept it. Easy money.

 

Only..... the two others besides me and the host were a level 8 and 5...... too late to back out now, he started. I take off and quickly take the vans' pics but the level 6 scrub would NOT get off my ass. I kept honking at him and ramming him off the road, trying to get him stuck. And..... on the last van, what I knew would happen happened...... level 6 rams right into the van as I take the picture, Setup Failed Level 6 Scrub alerted the driver. Level 6 scrub left right afterwards.

 

 

Couldn't get back in due to that "unable to connect" to jobs crap that happens

 

normally I would agree he was a low level and didnt know what to do. But after reading your story, I was say it was deliberate for your attempts to run him off the road. And very well thought out, based on the timing of the failure

 

maybe now you will treat random lowbies with a little respect. Not that I would, just saying

 

No, he was ramming into me the whole time I was taking pictures. I was in my Insurgent so he couldn't do that much. I even tried taking back alleys but he would just not stop following me. There was even a close call on the very first photo by the golf course, I was waiting for the van to slow down so I could take a picture. RAM! He rammed into the car right in front of me and it barely just barely stopped from touching the van.

No worse than the other low levels that don't understand to not fire their guns at the vans. I wish I could just call Lester to go offradar so people f*ck off on this setup and not follow me the whole time. It's the only way they stumble across vans at all, they just won't, on a good day I get another Navigator who knows but I'm usually the one taking all the pictures. Then one of them grabs the real van and I'm waiting minutes for them to lose the cops...... I don't understand I yank the driver out and get away with no wanted level. I'm guessing it's cause they're trigger happy and shoot the guy.

 

Somebody actually even managed to die on this........ and it wasn't from traffic. I'm done trying to carry low levels, I see one in a Heist lobby I'm backing out.

[E•MO•TION]

I tried to get back into racing tonight but was quickly reminded why I quit in the first place. From Slipstream/Catch Up, to asswipe players, to POS custom jobs... Ugh...

[Shadowfennekin]

Daily Objective: Capture Raid

 

Found lobby for one and waited on-call for ten mnutes, waiting for the guy to start. It starts..... "Failed to join job or activity" -_-

[Kohr-Ah]

Is it just me or is the ingame message system broken?

Keep getting messages from people but they're blank.

Anyway, took a guy with a bounty and a tank down a few minutes ago. Gave him the cash, yet he still tracked me down and killed me. What a dick.
Oh, and then he blew up my car. Double dick.

[Shadowfennekin]

This has got to be one of my least favorite glitches in game.After you get the Heist payout screen, the white screen that shows until the finale celebration scene. Second time today it's there for 5 minutes then I get "Unable to join intended sessiom. Joining another" or something like that only afterwards the game is like completely mute except the pause noise which was unbearably loud. Going to SP and back didn't help so I had to dashboard.

 

Can't fly around in aircraft and not hear the lock on noise from Homing Launchers.

[matajuegos01]

Is it just me or is the ingame message system broken?

 

Keep getting messages from people but they're blank.

 

Anyway, took a guy with a bounty and a tank down a few minutes ago. Gave him the cash, yet he still tracked me down and killed me. What a dick.

Oh, and then he blew up my car. Double dick.

my rule is to give them the cash if theyre low levels

[Cyoctane]

Whenever I actually want to play an race/activity with randoms I can never find lobbies with people or get anyone to join, and whenever I just want to do an activity real quick by myself for a daily objective I can't get the damn game to stop putting me in with other people. Had to back out of Golf like 4 times in a row today because I just wanted to play one hole alone and I kept getting thrown into other people's lobbies.

[Shadowfennekin]

Whenever I actually want to play an race/activity with randoms I can never find lobbies with people or get anyone to join, and whenever I just want to do an activity real quick by myself for a daily objective I can't get the damn game to stop putting me in with other people. Had to back out of Golf like 4 times in a row today because I just wanted to play one hole alone and I kept getting thrown into other people's lobbies.

I know. I select Criminal Records so I can host and set it to GTA and get it done..... game puts me in a 99 lap Sport race there. And host started *sigh*

 

Didn't even attempt as I know if I get a few laps ahead, he'll quit and it won't count as a win

[jdwarfer]

People calling me noob because I don't do what they want during missions.

Yes sometimes I'm tired of using the Kuruma to easily complete a mission like a coward.

 

You want money and RP? I just want want to play and have fun, deal with it.

[Spadge]

Kuruma.

[Shadowfennekin]

My God are people that obsessed over their K/D? I killed a guy and was charged for his ugly pink adder(He WAS in it and it was his, Insurance warning confirmed). What was even worse..... he left before it credited me the money -_-

[RichNuggetBmw]

I'm level 185 this usually comes from level 240-360 players which is why i'm starting to dislike them a bit. So you're just driving right, want to go modify your car, or sell a car or whatever it is that you want to do right, okay. then you get to the LSC customs to be blown up by proximity mines planted on each entrance into the lot and also in front of the LSC opening gate. Like really? cmon bro... cmon...

[Shadowfennekin]

Ugh. Why does Passive like to turn itself off. Anytime I leave my car...... Passive mode deactivating, finish a Heist setup/Finale...... not on, gets shotgun'd in the face

[Slonitram]

>High export vehicle is a bike

 

>Guy knocks me off it as I was taking it to Simoleon (A way I like to call Simeon)

 

>Tries to kill him after I respawn but fails because sometimes the GTA Online character stops aiming for no reason whatsoever

 

>Steals a car and goes after him

 

>Game suddenly crashes

 

>GTA Online. Unlimited fun.

 

>Kuruma is now impounded for some reason

Edited May 14, 2015 by TheSadisticOwl

[Shadowfennekin]

First time in awhile my Xbox froze......... want to know where? As we were all jumping out of the plane in Prison Break.

[BMWSauberF1.08]

-Decided to have some fun by griefing other people/collecting bounties with a Lazer

-Found a bounty,went to kill him

-Killed bounty with no problems

-Five seconds later got disconnected

-Thought of a connection problem

-Disconnected then reconnected the router

-Loaded into another session

-Went to Fort Zancudo for another Lazer

-Found a bounty on a cargobob,easy target

-Disconneted as soon as I shot him

 

Seriously R*,you need to stop with this crap

Edited May 14, 2015 by Aztecas_5

[JohnDoe7125539271]

-Decided to have some fun by griefing other people/collecting bounties with a Lazer

-Found a bounty,went to kill him

-Killed bounty with no problems

-Five seconds later got disconnected

-Thought of a connection problem

-Disconnected then reconnected the router

-Loaded into another session

-Went to Fort Zancudo for another Lazer

-Found a bounty on a cargobob,easy target

-Disconneted as soon as I shot him

 

Seriously R*,you need to stop with this crap

 

Remembers me to 'The Crew' on PS4. I can lose 20 races and nothing happens, its just working fine. But as soon as i win 1 or 2, or be the best in the lobby (and can choose the next race) i just lose connection to the servers... happened 3 or 4 times before in the last week. Never been kicked out when losing though.

[hyperar]

 

-Decided to have some fun by griefing other people/collecting bounties with a Lazer

-Found a bounty,went to kill him

-Killed bounty with no problems

-Five seconds later got disconnected

-Thought of a connection problem

-Disconnected then reconnected the router

-Loaded into another session

-Went to Fort Zancudo for another Lazer

-Found a bounty on a cargobob,easy target

-Disconneted as soon as I shot him

 

Seriously R*,you need to stop with this crap

 

Remembers me to 'The Crew' on PS4. I can lose 20 races and nothing happens, its just working fine. But as soon as i win 1 or 2, or be the best in the lobby (and can choose the next race) i just lose connection to the servers... happened 3 or 4 times before in the last week. Never been kicked out when losing though.

 

 

Well, solution seems pretty simple, just stop winning

[Ed_Wick]

Soloed A Titan of a Job like fifteen times. Do it ONCE in a group, get in cockpit (cause hey, I never screw up my flying!) and of course I effin crash it just behind the landing strip. Alt+F4 spam and fml!

Edited May 14, 2015 by Ed_Wick

[FourFingersOfFun]

Is it just me or is the ingame message system broken?

 

Keep getting messages from people but they're blank.

 

Anyway, took a guy with a bounty and a tank down a few minutes ago. Gave him the cash, yet he still tracked me down and killed me. What a dick.

Oh, and then he blew up my car. Double dick.

Sometimes the game glitches out or something and you're stuck with the "checking for profanity" message at the bottom of the screen and it never goes away until you text another person, so I just send a blank message to get rid of it. I guess that's what others are doing too.

[ProfessionalN00b]

I absolutely HATE that if you try to join a heist that just filled up, it will still kick you out of your session and force you to wait another one or two minutes while it loads you back in again. Whoever decided to do the system like this deserves to be drug out into the street and beat with a dead fish. Preferably a large fish.

 

Probably the worst thing about the player base though is people who leave heists. I can understand if the game or computer crashes, but there are a lot who do it deliberately and it is a pet peeve of mine.

 

Had one guy who kept being a jerk to me (the host) and one random join in PS Vans. Him and his friend were constantly being little sh*ts about every little thing and at the end we were waiting for the van to arrive at Lester's place when this guy starts beating up the random's PV. Random gets upset, asks him to stop to which he just replies with insults about the guy's car. So I get on my Akuma and proceed to run the little jerk over and told him to stop being a dick. He leaves when the van is about 500 ft from the end of the mission.

 

Second guy was in the Prison Break finale as the prisoner and was being an idiot right away by making me drive the bus over to go get him then demanding I drop guns for him mid-combat. We managed to make it through though and got into the armored van as per usual to get to the plane. We get to the plane, cops are far off still, and me and the Professor get into the plane, I type a message to the chat and then realize that this guy still isn't in the plane. I start to pan the camera around to look for him when he suddenly gets killed, starts spamming chat blaming me for being an idiot and "console scrub", then quits the game and forces everyone to have to restart. Guy even spams me with insults via Social Club afterwards. Apparently he was just upset that I took the road instead of going through the dirt.

 

People like that just make me lose hope in humanity, you know?

Edited May 14, 2015 by ProfessionalN00b

[TCA]

I'm level 185 this usually comes from level 240-360 players which is why i'm starting to dislike them a bit. So you're just driving right, want to go modify your car, or sell a car or whatever it is that you want to do right, okay. then you get to the LSC customs to be blown up by proximity mines planted on each entrance into the lot and also in front of the LSC opening gate. Like really? cmon bro... cmon...

I've done that once.

[LeAuxChord]

the fact that your rear view and side-view mirrors do actually show whats behind you. But for some god forsaken reason they chose to make it blurry.

[SiN-13x]

Weird bug. Glitch. Something.

 

Going to the docks where the Lost hang out and I see a rock in some grass. As usual I lean back to wheelie it on my sanchez... and all of a sudden my bike just stops on the rock and I fly 400 or 500 feet straight up in the air and then plummet to my death. Wtf?!

 

Momentum says I should fly forward... but straight up? xD #gtaphysics

[Godovermoney]

There needs to be some way for you to be able to defend yourself in GTA so where if you shoot in retaliation, they won't bother you but if you start it they will. I am so sick of dealing with cops, and foes at the same time. It makes angry. Fix it Rockstar!!!