The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shadowfennekin]

 

 

The Police Station set up mission. You're told to get a squad car by any means so, naturally, you call the cops. Oh no you can't because R* don't let you do the most logical thing so you have to seemingly undertake a massacre in order to get 1 cop car.

 

Then you get the squad car, with the other person, and wanted level does not go away unless you separate, taking up more time.

 

So with R* poking their nose into this setup they disabled calling the cops and created a wanted level glitch, which was not present in the past.

 

You've got to be kidding me!!! I haven't done that setup in a long time, but I'd always just call the cops & lose them in the tunnel by Simeon's dealership. Why in the hell would R* not allow us to call the cops in that setup? That makes absolutely zero sense to me!

You cant call 911 in that set up anymore? You used to be able to

 

I can still call. The cop just never comes like usual when you call in FR. I just go find a crowd on the sidewalk and headshot them all until I'm wanted. Then go find a cop and take his car.

[Hermes!!]

Every heist ever (at least for me):

Players:

-The One Digit (as in like level 6)

-The High Level (as in they are level 100+)

-The Retard/Troller

-You

 

1st attempt - level 6 dies

2nd attempt - level 6 died

3rd attempt - retard/troller trolls or destroys something that is needed. Level 100+ leaves.

[ten-a-penny]

Every heist ever (at least for me):

Players:

-The One Digit (as in like level 6)

-The High Level (as in they are level 100+)

-The Retard/Troller

-You

 

1st attempt - level 6 dies

2nd attempt - level 6 died

3rd attempt - retard/troller trolls or destroys something that is needed. Level 100+ leaves.

This is why I gave up playing heists.

 

>Make new female character, all good, internet lost. Smh.

>Restart today, join The Los Santos Connection, full lobby.

>3 low level squeakers tries to run me over (lulno Not when I'm on a bike. )

>Fails horribly

>Everyone dies except me and 2 other high levels

>Mission passed

>Everyone leaves except me and another player

>Actually had fun playing for FIVE HOURS without getting any disconnecting issues

>Yay new PSN friend

 

Now if I played heist setups I'll get disconnection issues all the f*cking time. Its like F*ckstar tries their best to make their game unplayable. I play missions, everyone plays smart and we actually have fun. Replace "missions" with "setups/finales" and I end up with either the dumbest humans in the world or get disconnection errors all time.

[GR Choke]

 

 

 

 

The Police Station set up mission. You're told to get a squad car by any means so, naturally, you call the cops. Oh no you can't because R* don't let you do the most logical thing so you have to seemingly undertake a massacre in order to get 1 cop car.

 

Then you get the squad car, with the other person, and wanted level does not go away unless you separate, taking up more time.

 

So with R* poking their nose into this setup they disabled calling the cops and created a wanted level glitch, which was not present in the past.

 

You've got to be kidding me!!! I haven't done that setup in a long time, but I'd always just call the cops & lose them in the tunnel by Simeon's dealership. Why in the hell would R* not allow us to call the cops in that setup? That makes absolutely zero sense to me!

You cant call 911 in that set up anymore? You used to be able to

 

I can still call. The cop just never comes like usual when you call in FR. I just go find a crowd on the sidewalk and headshot them all until I'm wanted. Then go find a cop and take his car.

That set up is really hard to do with randoms because they always die trying to get the Casco.... Now i make sure im on the team that gets the Casco and not on the cop side

[Shadowfennekin]

Heist setup lobby fills up.... guy quickly switches it to Easy then starts. Let me guess.... one of those people who think "If I don't get paid for setups neither should you"? -_-

[ten-a-penny]

>Is online, signed into PSN

>"Signed out of PSN. You must sign into PlayStation®Network to continue"

 

lolwut Sh*tstar? I AM online.

[Chloroform]

 

 

 

 

 

The Police Station set up mission. You're told to get a squad car by any means so, naturally, you call the cops. Oh no you can't because R* don't let you do the most logical thing so you have to seemingly undertake a massacre in order to get 1 cop car.

 

Then you get the squad car, with the other person, and wanted level does not go away unless you separate, taking up more time.

 

So with R* poking their nose into this setup they disabled calling the cops and created a wanted level glitch, which was not present in the past.

 

You've got to be kidding me!!! I haven't done that setup in a long time, but I'd always just call the cops & lose them in the tunnel by Simeon's dealership. Why in the hell would R* not allow us to call the cops in that setup? That makes absolutely zero sense to me!

You cant call 911 in that set up anymore? You used to be able to

 

I can still call. The cop just never comes like usual when you call in FR. I just go find a crowd on the sidewalk and headshot them all until I'm wanted. Then go find a cop and take his car.That set up is really hard to do with randoms because they always die trying to get the Casco.... Now i make sure im on the team that gets the Casco and not on the cop side

Such a dumb setup, I'll never understand the logic behind it. We need a cop car to enter a police station? Yeah because no one is going to wonder what happened to Jim and Ron and why are two people (that we never seen before) going to get a bus schedule. Plus the cop car is always almost beat to hell. Yeah not suspicious one bit.

 

You can't walk 50 feet in the heist if you're the guard and prisoner without setting off the alarm but two assholes we never seen before can roam around the station. Only Rockstar logic.

[GR Choke]

^ yeah i would like more realistic heists

[rixyboyy18]

 

 

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE BELOW LEVEL 60 DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE f*ckING SNACKS AND BODY ARMOUR FFS.

I HAD A LEVEL 3 JOIN PAC STANDARD AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS f*ckING RAMBO RUNNING OUT OF THE BANK WITH A PISTOL.

 

JUST f*ckING STOP IT YOU WORTHLESS c*ntS OF SPERM AND OXYGEN

c*ntS

 

Had to get that off my chest. Feel better now.

I have seen players of level 90+ not having an idea how to do certain setups, never mind outfits, snacks or armor. Or failing stealth missions; just HOW?

I don't understand how anyone that high of a level, doesn't know how to equip a silencer. *shudders*

[MunkeyMan63]

I understand that not everyone's primary language in English, but since this is the B&M thread...if you mess up the grammar in your thread title, it just annoys me to no end every single time that I see it pop up.

 

I wish that we could just go in and edit the titles for folks as a public service.

[Shadowfennekin]

They really need to fix Smuggler Plane's payout. I "crash" it so many times and it doesn't credit me at all.

[YirbyBond00Y]

 

I tried playing heists with randoms again, because the last two times people were terrible. I thought it couldn't get much worse than replaying Series A - Coke 8 times because a level 41 can't stop jumping into bullets, or having someone faceplant into the beach on Prison Break, or destroying the Buzzard just before we jumped out of the plane.

 

Haha, I was laughably incorrect. It gets much worse.

 

Last time I checked, you had to be level 12 (which might I add, is unbelievably stupid), but somehow, A level 3 joined. I bet you think you know where this going, but no - He didn't fail to live. He just failed to do his f*cking job at all. He was the Demolition guy, and for some reason went with the Prisoner (I was Prison Guard) and refused to leave the bus. No matter how many times I told him to do his part, he wouldn't listen. He even chased after us with a car he stole, and followed us INSIDE the f*cking prison. And then we failed.

 

The other attempt which I won't elaborate on, had 3 morons blowing themselves and the van up on Pacific Standard - Vans. not accidentally, totally on purpose. Shooting it when the setup started, holding grenades inside, shooting the ground with an RPG, and much more. About 20 minutes later, we finally started going. But then..

-gif-

Someone died. F*cking. Randoms.

Lmao. That sound terrible. I hate doing heists with random people. Not saying all random people are bad. There are some good randoms out there. But the bad seem to outnumber the good. By a lot.

 

Reminds me of the time where someone in the Prison Break heist decided to fight the prison guards with their fists. I sh*t you not. The amount of times we had to retry the heist was insane. He didn't wanna listen to anyone. He insisted he could do the heist with his fists. F*cking hell.

 

MY FISTS, DEY R MADE OF STEEEEEEL

[Shadowfennekin]

They really need to fix Smuggler Plane's payout. I "crash" it so many times and it doesn't credit me at all.

Just happened again.... this is stupid. I'm stuck at 25/50 for that medal. I've tried both my Hydra and Savage multiple times and it never credits me for blowing it up. "smuggler plane/heli crashed"

 

I'm not wasting Homing Launcher ammo. Too pricey and it never counts when I used it in the past.

 

So stupid how I haven't seen any in days and now I see a lot and can't even get them credited as mine. -___-

[Cudwieser]

Poxy randomers/Poxy server issues (pick your poison) causing heists to fail. More over invites to heists or missions in full lobbies forcing me to zone out form my current session, spend a minute or two in the clouds before letting me play the game again.

[Shadowfennekin]

Somebody invited me to play Monopoly Plus while I was on V. WTF? I don't even own that game. *blocks*

[NaturesFolly]

f*cking Lock on Rocket launcher, Tonight I was killed at least 10 times by a guy in the savage, I'd respawn far enough away for lock on, but the missiles would go right under the damn thing over and over. The rocket is heading right towards the damn thing, how does it not track up? On top of that, once they were on the ground I'm spawned sniped for my troubles over and over. f*ck!!! 16-4 Yeah I should of gone passive, but this was some bullsh*t.

[Shadowfennekin]

That moment where after a Finale, you stare at a white screen for minutes cause a random has crap connection. Dashboard time.

[Hermes!!]

Enemies in Rooftop Rumble can shoot through the armour on the Kuruma and can kill you instantly.

[Fennimoe]

Enemies in Rooftop Rumble can shoot through the armour on the Kuruma and can kill you instantly.

It's just armor... Not bulletproof. Lol

[Chloroform]

I understand that not everyone's primary language in English, but since this is the B&M thread...if you mess up the grammar in your thread title, it just annoys me to no end every single time that I see it pop up.

 

I wish that we could just go in and edit the titles for folks as a public service.

Report the thread and ask a mod to correct it.

[nik_west]

 

Enemies in Rooftop Rumble can shoot through the armour on the Kuruma and can kill you instantly.

It's just armor... Not bulletproof. Lol

 

It still shows you, how ridiculously buffed the enemies in that (and ONLY that) mission are, to make it "more challenging". I never die in a Kuruma, while doing any heist on 'hard'

[Shadowfennekin]

I get an invite to PS Vans and accept it. Easy money.

 

Only..... the two others besides me and the host were a level 8 and 5...... too late to back out now, he started. I take off and quickly take the vans' pics but the level 6 scrub would NOT get off my ass. I kept honking at him and ramming him off the road, trying to get him stuck. And..... on the last van, what I knew would happen happened...... level 6 rams right into the van as I take the picture, Setup Failed Level 6 Scrub alerted the driver. Level 6 scrub left right afterwards.

 

 

Couldn't get back in due to that "unable to connect" to jobs crap that happens

[ten-a-penny]

>I'm level 24

>"You need to be Rank 12 to start a Heist"

 

Really?!

[nosmoking000]

Okay, like really? Really? REEEAAALLLLYY??!!

 

I just tried joining 5 - I REPEAT 5 - Deathmatches via quick job. I join, everyone joins, but there is always one person who is "stuck" joining the lobby. Poor f*cker, hopelessly waiting to join.

 

But poor us (the people in the lobby) for having the person stuck not realize they are seriously f*cked and there is no point in waiting. WHY CANT THESE PEOPLE JUST CLOSE THEIR GAME! For f*cks sake!

 

When I'm the one stuck joining the lobby, I pull my head out of my f*cking a** and realize that I am stuck joining. I then proceed to close my game and restart it, because I know I am making people wait for my problems. SERIOUSLY LIKE THE F*CK MAN!?

[slowburn29]

I get an invite to PS Vans and accept it. Easy money.

 

Only..... the two others besides me and the host were a level 8 and 5...... too late to back out now, he started. I take off and quickly take the vans' pics but the level 6 scrub would NOT get off my ass. I kept honking at him and ramming him off the road, trying to get him stuck. And..... on the last van, what I knew would happen happened...... level 6 rams right into the van as I take the picture, Setup Failed Level 6 Scrub alerted the driver. Level 6 scrub left right afterwards.

 

 

Couldn't get back in due to that "unable to connect" to jobs crap that happens

 

normally I would agree he was a low level and didnt know what to do. But after reading your story, I was say it was deliberate for your attempts to run him off the road. And very well thought out, based on the timing of the failure

 

maybe now you will treat random lowbies with a little respect. Not that I would, just saying

[matajuegos01]

f*ckING HELL, f*ck THIS PIECE OF sh*t

 

I was doing the fleeca sh*t and the host gave me 70% BUT THE f*ckING CARGOBOB STOOD THERE DOING NOTHING!!!

 

he picked us up but he stood there , no cutscene appeared f*ckING HELLL EAT sh*t ROCKSTAR f*ck YOU f*ck YOU f*ck YOU

[poland stronk]

I just love when I get into lobby full of other players then immediately everyone leaves (or I leave doesn't matter) and I am stuck with myself enjoying Online on the next level with no one else like me, a Multiplayer that is a Singleplayer. Meanwhile on Rockstar Support they tell me I need to open some ports or other stuff like I am supposed to be an IT guy who understands complicated guides requiring to download third party software. Even better, they have on their support page a guide that may fix it (but many people say it fixes sh*t also checking that only around 250 persons found it helpful while around 3k rated it as not very f*cking helpful) but only for consoles, for PC they just threw a short description and pretend that everything is alright and the very same guide with Xbox One or Playstation 4 settings images still apply. And I am the guilty party not them for not oening my router ports when it's their job to make the game run without any problems and making use of those ports that are open and used by other PC games that don't have such bullsh*t. This game has had 300 milion development budget and they couldn't f*cking make it run properly or at least offer a decent help.

 

Sigh, if someone can write a simple guide to fix that then I will brofist him. But it's a f*cking joke that this game has trouble with stable connection and fast loading times when in the meantime CS:GO players who are much more numerous are enjoying their time with almost no technical problems.

 

So f*ck you Rockstar, don't know who buys your Shark Cards but they are either retarded or 7 year old kids who somehow got their hands on pay-safe cards.

Edited May 13, 2015 by poland stronk

[Mottershead]

That moment when 'Snipers vs Stunters' glitches out and awards two winning rounds to the opposing side.

 

 

The only time I get double figures and the match is lost. Typical.

[JON22]

f*ck the kick option. Every time I quick join a deathmatch and it says modded blimp or some sh*t, I'm instantly kicked.....while on involuntary call.

[marco6158]

Sent mail to Support because online doesn't work. Answer after one week with an automated useless question. Solve the problem by myself, tell Rockstar I fixed the problem, close ticket, next day: online doesn't work anymore.