The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Madame Choucroute]

Congratulations! Also, it's a Pegasus vehicle getting BS points or pay insurance for destroying it is pretty dumb, you spend thousands of dollars on your cars with upgrades etc, Pegasus you can't do any of that too.

 

 

Heee....... Strong logic there.

The car you have spend « thousand of dollars » in upgrading will get back to you without any fees, right ?

 

Don't worry, I have spent « thousand of dollars » on upgrading all of my cars. The Pegasus vehicle, every time you call for it, you need to pay a fee. Will other people pay my fee ? Will you pay my fee when you blow it up ? No, right ?

 

Also, unless you can't make up your mind on its color, I'm pretty sure you haven't spent 2M$ on upgrading you car.

 

I do pay fees though when I blow up your car, right ? So how does any of this has anything to do when it comes to "BAD SPORT" ? None, right ?

 

There is no logic in BAD SPORTS when it comes to blowing up people cars. Simple as that.

[GR Choke]

I drop the pistol and it keeps coming back

 

f*ck you rockstar

Edited May 11, 2015 by GR Choke

[CrysisAverted]

Know two guys approaching me

Know that everytime I confront them they just f*cking eat bullets for breakfast

Plan accordingly and use RPG on them

They remove more than half of my health in an instant, killing me

 

man I swear I don't have any of the Rank 100+ Health benefits since everyone seems to kill me with ease meanwhile my bullets are made of jelly

Edited May 11, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[Shadowfennekin]

I just came across two hackers, They were both in tanks and whenever one of us in the lobby managed to blow them up........ respawned right in a tank. -__-

 

Reported them both in game and their Microsoft accounts.

[rixyboyy18]

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE BELOW LEVEL 60 DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE f*ckING SNACKS AND BODY ARMOUR FFS.

I HAD A LEVEL 3 JOIN PAC STANDARD AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS f*ckING RAMBO RUNNING OUT OF THE BANK WITH A PISTOL.

 

JUST f*ckING STOP IT YOU WORTHLESS c*ntS OF SPERM AND OXYGEN

c*ntS

 

Had to get that off my chest. Feel better now.

[Shadowfennekin]

That moment on the final setup you see the Host has a bounty. Take the shot and get the money and risk getting kicked out of the Finale which will pay a LOT more? Or take your chances and hope for the best?

 

I let him go...... I'm not being a dick.

[Smooth Longsack]

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SELECT OR SCROLL PASSED THE GENERAL TAB OF MY ONLINE STATS, SINCE HEISTS DROPPED, WITHOUT THE GAME FREEZING OR QUITTING! f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck! AASAAAARGH!

[Dellers]

man I swear I don't have any of the Rank 100+ Health benefits since everyone seems to kill me with ease meanwhile my bullets are made of jelly

 

Pretty much how I feel. In think COD is really easy, and am a lot better than average there. GTA Online is very different. It feels like I'm dying nearly as fast as in COD (which is 3 bullets or so), but it takes two whole magazines to get rid of someone sometimes. Sniper is effective if there is no lag, anything else feels like using a bubble gum gun. I've literally emptied whole magazines into people who were not moving from 5 meters away, yet they have been able to turn around and kill me within the blink of an eye using similar weapons.

It may just be that the game is laggy, 'cause COD feels similar when the host or some players are lagging a lot. I've done heist missions where one player lags so hard that the traffic is going bananas with randomly spawning and despawning vehicles and insane driving from NPCs.

Edited May 11, 2015 by Dellers

[Turan]

I'm so sick and tired of this "network connection timed out" bullsh*t. Happens way too often lately.

[Fennimoe]

I drop the pistol and it keeps coming back

 

f*ck you rockstar

I decided that since I couldn't get rid of it that I would go for the blue tint... I kept using only it for a long while and finally earned the tint.

 

Edit: You have no idea the rage people go into when they get shot and killed with the pistol... Especially if they are rifling me and I just one shot them in the head. Lol

Edited May 11, 2015 by Fennimoe

[Shadowfennekin]

Whoever made the decision to force us to stare at the outside of our house for so f*cking long before being able to move should get sacked. You don't know how many times I've had to dashboard cause it just stays there forever.

[Hermes!!]

Loading in this game (the camera in the clouds, launching session, etc.) has to be the most intense thing I have ever experienced. Am I going to freeze, am I going to be stuck and I going to get an error message?

 

Also, I think the reason GTA 5 has such a large storage requirement is because of the amount of error screens R* had to make.

Edited May 11, 2015 by GTAGlasgowStories

[GR Choke]

 

I drop the pistol and it keeps coming back

 

f*ck you rockstar

I decided that since I couldn't get rid of it that I would go for the blue tint... I kept using only it for a long while and finally earned the tint.

 

Edit: You have no idea the rage people go into when they get shot and killed with the pistol... Especially if they are rifling me and I just one shot them in the head. Lol

 

 

haha i might go for the blue tint when i get it on the RPG

[Reptilelord]

The fact that there is no punishment for leaving heists. It's come to the point where just getting 4 people and KEEPING them is WAAAAAAAY harder and takes MUCH longer than the actual heist itself.

[JakeHorgrove]

Just found a coffee cup in my banshee. Smh Why can't we disable this sh*t.

[CrysisAverted]

Get invite for heist

Join the heist

its full so it asks me if I want to be put in a queue

f*ck that

I leave

stuck in clouds for several minutes

finally back in a game

only 3 others guy in this lobby

they are all riding in the same car running from cops

they bait me by honking and acting friendly

get in there car

go afk for a second after riding with them for like 30 seconds

they kill me

figure it was an accident

call my Insurgent PickUp seeing how they want to wreck cops

cop car chasing the other dudes goes out of its way to run me over

dudes run me over

Did I mention they are in an armored kuruma? and the passengers can auto aim so I got 2 ap pistols trained on me at all times...

they can kill me within 2 seconds of them firing with f*cking pistols meanwhile I feel like I empty clips among clips on 1 single f*cking dude

anyway I get up and see a mugger brush my shoulder and knock me into the ground

I get killed by cops because of course them running me over warrants me a wanted level

the mugger stole 10k from me

thats the first time a mugger actually took anything from me thats been over 5k

the one time I don't impulsively put money in my bank this happens

 

I blow them up

I owe them 6k

I end up getting killed and killing them several times

They snipe me and get hitmarkers, I snipe them and get hitmarkers

Call for my Insurgent

it of course spawns where they are and not where I am

kill them and owe them even more

I get killed by cops because of bs triple ap pitol auto locking and cops surrounding me

my insurgent gets impounded

spawn

fire rpg

their unarmored car survives somehow

they kill really fast and easy, seriously auto locking with pistols in cars are superior to rifles while standing

kill guy with sports car coming towards me

other dude spawns by my exit

I narrowly escape

I go to my insurgent and blow it up

I go passive so I can finish what I was doing when I went afk

I somehow gain a wanted level

get killed by cops

out drive their sports cars with a Radius

get to my hydra

steal jet

kill this one dude enough times to be even I figure

I am outnumbered and this passive dude is gonna just wait for me to drop my guard so I f*ckoff and join a random job

get put in heist

heist leader leaves

I am in the same f*cking lobby yet again

i walk out of eclipse towers

and hear a proximity mine go off

I live somehow

dude drives by me

figure its not an asshole

I was wrong

dude follows me

I blast him

run back to apartment so i can safely write about all this bullsh*t and find another job

narrowly avoid another proximity mine

 

now I have been waiting to join a race with 8/32 players for the past 9 minutes

meanwhile they got jets and starting bombing my apartment for all of 20 seconds before they all crashed...

4/32 and 14 minutes later, I give up and find another session

Jobs died years ago

there are no jobs now

Edited May 12, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[CrysisAverted]

Daily Objective Impromptu Race

yup nope can do

[Sean O'God]

 

Completely off topic, but does your Member Title, "Rumble in the Rectum," originate from Cr1TiKaL?

 

OT:

game takes 10+ minutes to load up and put me in to online

9/10 times it puts me in a session by myself

 

this is horsesh*t

[Fennimoe]

Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh! I am so mad! I destroyed a person 15 times in a row, then he killed me. Damnit.

[Shadowfennekin]

Finish PB Plane. The low level we carried along punches me, I somehow get a wanted level. Get shotgunned by a cop. Insurgent has been impounded. f*ck!

 

I noticed his gray Dominator when I got there so I cargobob'd it and dropped it on top of him. SPLAT

[Strange Town]

It has been a pain in the ass to join a heist lately. I know lots of people had this issue but it has never happened to me until recently. I keep waiting for setups other than Bus, Plane, and every Pac Standard setup, and when I join, it's either "lobby full of players" or "failed to join activity"

[TheNarrative]

THE FACT THAT PEOPLE BELOW LEVEL 60 DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE f*ckING SNACKS AND BODY ARMOUR FFS.

I HAD A LEVEL 3 JOIN PAC STANDARD AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS f*ckING RAMBO RUNNING OUT OF THE BANK WITH A PISTOL.

 

JUST f*ckING STOP IT YOU WORTHLESS c*ntS OF SPERM AND OXYGEN

c*ntS

 

Had to get that off my chest. Feel better now.

 

I have seen players of level 90+ not having an idea how to do certain setups, never mind outfits, snacks or armor. Or failing stealth missions; just HOW?

[TheNarrative]

The Police Station set up mission. You're told to get a squad car by any means so, naturally, you call the cops. Oh no you can't because R* don't let you do the most logical thing so you have to seemingly undertake a massacre in order to get 1 cop car.

 

Then you get the squad car, with the other person, and wanted level does not go away unless you separate, taking up more time.

 

So with R* poking their nose into this setup they disabled calling the cops and created a wanted level glitch, which was not present in the past.

Edited May 12, 2015 by Ryan_Codebreaker

[ExplosiveEnergy386]

Why is Matchmaking set to closed for Heists and its setups? It should be set to open so more people can join quicker.

[BamaGoodfella]

The Police Station set up mission. You're told to get a squad car by any means so, naturally, you call the cops. Oh no you can't because R* don't let you do the most logical thing so you have to seemingly undertake a massacre in order to get 1 cop car.

 

Then you get the squad car, with the other person, and wanted level does not go away unless you separate, taking up more time.

 

So with R* poking their nose into this setup they disabled calling the cops and created a wanted level glitch, which was not present in the past.

 

 

You've got to be kidding me!!! I haven't done that setup in a long time, but I'd always just call the cops & lose them in the tunnel by Simeon's dealership. Why in the hell would R* not allow us to call the cops in that setup? That makes absolutely zero sense to me!

[Chloroform]

Finally get a great group of randoms to play with me, everyone does their job, boom boom boom, we all knocked our parts out. Prison break looks like it's almost done, what happens THE POLICE GLITCH. Not once but f*ckING TWICE. I bet if it was a glitch where if you bought one shark card you'd get 10 free, it would have been patched already.

 

 

Go to add new people I met as friends, get kicked for idling too long UGHHHH

 

Rockstar fix your f*cking broken game. God knows you made enough off the game itself and the suckers that bought shark cards. Nope we'll patch gate glitches.

Edited May 12, 2015 by Chloroform

[G o d]

everytime i try joining another session im smacked with a "timed out loading session" screen and im forced to dashboard just to play online again, seriously f*ck R* i am not wasting my money buying another server issue piece of sh*t game they make again, lost a customer for good you bastards.

Edited May 12, 2015 by G o d

[Shadowfennekin]

Why can't Lamar's refund automatically get into the bank like Pegasus?

 

 

And I'm sick of people leaving or joining the session and the mugging victim list changes positions right as I press A......selected a dude ALL the way out in Blaine County. -_- I really want a confirm button for this.

[GR Choke]

 

 

The Police Station set up mission. You're told to get a squad car by any means so, naturally, you call the cops. Oh no you can't because R* don't let you do the most logical thing so you have to seemingly undertake a massacre in order to get 1 cop car.

 

Then you get the squad car, with the other person, and wanted level does not go away unless you separate, taking up more time.

 

So with R* poking their nose into this setup they disabled calling the cops and created a wanted level glitch, which was not present in the past.

 

You've got to be kidding me!!! I haven't done that setup in a long time, but I'd always just call the cops & lose them in the tunnel by Simeon's dealership. Why in the hell would R* not allow us to call the cops in that setup? That makes absolutely zero sense to me!

You cant call 911 in that set up anymore? You used to be able to

[Stoakzee]

Daily Objective Impromptu Race

yup nope can do

Trust me it can be done!