The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[CrysisAverted]

kill a dude, he goes passive and steals a jet

get hydra

shoot him down

we both die

hes so spooked cuz I'm off the radar he keeps killing himself over and over until I'm back on the map

goes passive

steals jet

I drive to get my Hydra

f*cking gate doesnt want to open

get killed cuz of the delay

steal hydra

I die while typing this cuz I was passive and I guess he kamikaze'd me

 

 

dude has a 3.92 kdr and literally goes passive anytime hes not in a Jet griefing

f*ck I though I was bad

Edited May 8, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[LBCWorldWide]

Ugh, can I get in a Pac Standard finale where the douchebag(s) with the cash don't either Rambo their way right out the bank or end up losing half of the damn take by the end??? Ffs, MORONS!

 

There is nothing worse than hoping for the 300k split and having to restart a dozen times or more and then only end up with half that...

 

Also, when the ONLY GUY in a car isn't the one dying, EVER (me), why do you all insist on using the bikes and causing headache after headache? Let's all hop in the car and get there with at least a million! Make the last HOUR AND A HALF more worth it. DAMMIT!

 

LBC

[TCA]

Ugh, can I get in a Pac Standard finale where the douchebag(s) with the cash don't either Rambo their way right out the bank or end up losing half of the damn take by the end??? Ffs, MORONS!

 

There is nothing worse than hoping for the 300k split and having to restart a dozen times or more and then only end up with half that...

 

Also, when the ONLY GUY in a car isn't the one dying, EVER (me), why do you all insist on using the bikes and causing headache after headache? Let's all hop in the car and get there with at least a million! Make the last HOUR AND A HALF more worth it. DAMMIT!

 

LBC

Have whoever is demolition take the money and no one else. How I do it but I also don't take a car bc I don't need it and never screw up.

[DS_NEO]

Get invite to a race, I join.

"Player is already on a job would you like to spectate?", Ummm...No.

Why would you Invite me to a job/race that is currently being played?

Edited May 8, 2015 by Neopolitan

[Shadowfennekin]

A red dot was causing havoc at the airport. Kept killing him and he kept dropping 500 upon death. Decided to mug him to take a lot....... but only got 87 bucks...... da hell? Killed him again and he dropped 500......... I just left after that and he chased me in revenge. I lost him in the Police Station cause he didn't know how to get in....... but seriously R*? He was over level 180 and obviously had a ton of cash on hand, why only let me steal 87?

[Rocket Skates]

Rockstar should have that as a loading card, and spam it on peoples screen when playing missions and heists, because it sure as hell seems likes almost no one uses them.

It is on one of the loading screens about having multiple vests to carry and equip.

[ten-a-penny]

Hmmm let's see, which is more likely to have glitches? A game from 20+ years ago that's incredibly simplistic and is maybe a few thousand lines of code, or a game that's brand new and has possibly MILLIONS of lines of code. I think it's pretty obvious.

As games get more and more complex, the chances for glitches increases because it's harder to check for those when there's millions of lines of code. Not to mention with a game as big as GTA, simply changing one thing could result in messing up something that's entirely different from what you just changed.

Also those pictures are not game breaking glitches lmao. It's most likely your network not being optimized or you have Dollar Store Internet or on the rare occasion, it's R*s servers being funky.

 

Bigger games will obviously have more issues and glitches, but its not a f*cking excuse to leave them out and not give a sh*t about it. Leaving map holes (AKA Blue Hell) is something, but fixing harmless glitches like the Cop Outfit and the ability to wear any piece of clothing and leaving game breaking glitches or issues like Godmode or whatever is something else.

 

As far as I know, game developers tend to fix issues that can trouble the customer's fun and stop them from enjoying their product(s). Apparently Sh*tstar is the complete opposite of that - fix harmless fun glitches and leave game breaking issues polluting their game.

 

I get what yer sayin' man, I really do, but GTA5 has a much higher chance of having glitches and bugs since it has like, zillions of lines of code and whatnot. But that doesn't excuse Cockstar from having this game still be buggy as f*ck well over a year down the road. It's embarrassing how many glitches and sh*t this game has.

 

And LOL @ the guy who said "rare occasion" that the R* servers bork out.

 

But damn, yeah, DooM even has infinitely more badass boxart for sure. Look at Doomguy. Just gettin' his left arm clutched by some no-talent hell demon and just giving zero f*cks about it whilst continuing his genocide on the demonic populace.

Of course old, 20+ games will have less glitches than new ones, but that isn't a good excuse to have a totally glitched out game like you said.

[nosmoking000]

Still trying to comprehend what goes through people's minds when the host kicks me right when I join a deathmatch. I'm not wearing a bulletproof helmet, I'm not that good, and the lobby is full of randoms.

 

The only thing I can think of is because of my rank and the host wants to get an easy win? Lol, but I still can't grasp that concept. A win/loss ratio is freaking pointless in this game.

[Gaffa]

FU`CK it.

Sorry, just had to blow off some steam.

Edited May 8, 2015 by Gaffa

[Black Terminator]

People who don't join your Daily Objective jobs!!! Even when you will help them back!!

[CrysisAverted]

Daily Objective: Its been nothing but every flavor of capture all week

its basically taken me several hours to find the lobby I need

Capture: Raid

4 hours and nothing but the other types of Capture to be found

[ZeroSafe]

Dude flies his Hydra nose first into my Z-Type at a good speed, it blows up and I don't. Go to save the action replay of it, forget I didn't have it turned on. It's these kinds of moments I hate myself.

[Shadowfennekin]

Daily Objective: Its been nothing but every flavor of capture all week

its basically taken me several hours to find the lobby I need

Capture: Raid

4 hours and nothing but the other types of Capture to be found

I understand that completely. The day you need something besides Contend, every f*cking one is Contend. The day you do need it........ not a one in sight.

 

I'm beginning to feel like that's on purpose.

[LBCWorldWide]

Ugh, just spent an hour and a half in FR and have run up a tab in excess of 50k in insurance fees and ammo...f*ck FR and everything it stands for! .I.

 

LBC

[Shadowfennekin]

One on One Deathmatch....... gets killed a lot on purpose to send invites, nobody accepts

[Stoakzee]

One on One Deathmatch....... gets killed a lot on purpose to send invites, nobody accepts

What would you say is harder to complete, Impromtu race or one on one deathmatch?

 

I almost want to cry when I see them in my DO list.

[Shadowfennekin]

 

One on One Deathmatch....... gets killed a lot on purpose to send invites, nobody accepts

What would you say is harder to complete, Impromtu race or one on one deathmatch?

 

I almost want to cry when I see them in my DO list.

 

I can get Improptu done pretty fast now, within 20 minutes. I just hop in my Karuma(So people can't shoot me as I'm sending invites) and go around spamming it to everyone in the city. If nobody's accepting, I change sessions. I find the lower leveled people are more inclined to accept these things.

 

One on One wastes time and money, you can only send invites when you get killed(Which is stupid) and you're lucky if somebody accepts. Or if you're lucky and somebody you killed sends an invite. I think the fastest I did this was an hour, just going around shooting others with my Savage until one player blew it up, I asked them to fight, they accepted.

Today's took me until now, I went into a warzone willingly to kill people to see if anybody would send it. A red dot blew me up within seconds, I sent the request.... they accepted. I respawned in the warzone and got the hell out of there after killing him once, he couldn't come after me cause the other players kept killing him. It finished 3-1 with me winning.

 

 

I still remember the day BOTH were on my list...... -_-

[TheNarrative]

Heists have been out 2 months..........people still don't have a heavy outfit saved..........makes finishing certain heists so much harder. There's always one f*cker.

[RocknRumble]

Heists have been out 2 months..........people still don't have a heavy outfit saved..........makes finishing certain heists so much harder. There's always one f*cker.

Tch. At least you get into heists where the host allows player saved outfits. Every nitwit host I end up with has no idea that you can save outfits.

[Dottie]

 

Heists have been out 2 months..........people still don't have a heavy outfit saved..........makes finishing certain heists so much harder. There's always one f*cker.

Tch. At least you get into heists where the host allows player saved outfits. Every nitwit host I end up with has no idea that you can save outfits.

 

yes. Even some of my friends still dont choose player saved outfits. I always tell them to get off their lazy ass and make some

[Hermes!!]

Need to balance out the cuts so I don't seem greedy but I spent a hefty fee to set up the heist and my crew didn't. sh*t.

[Hermes!!]

Oh, and I'm tired of having to restart my system every 20 minutes because I can't start any jobs. Rockstar, fix your f*cking game...

Edited May 10, 2015 by GTAGlasgowStories

[saintsrow]

I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore

[Naroon]

Heists have been out 2 months..........people still don't have a heavy outfit saved..........makes finishing certain heists so much harder. There's always one f*cker.

Rockstar should set it to where it goes to Player Saved by default. Like only 0.5% of people I come across ever use the option.

[Shadowfennekin]

Can't people let us buy ammo before starting missions/Heists? Not start right away.......

[Chloroform]

Can't people let us buy ammo before starting missions/Heists? Not start right away.......

People only think of themselves. I'll ask and if no one answers me, I count to 5 and start the mission. That should be enough time to buy ammo and armor.

[Suzugi243]

That I accidentally set my year of birth on the social club to 1944 and can't change it

 

P.S. I'm not 71

[TCA]

That I accidentally set my year of birth on the social club to 1944 and can't change it

 

P.S. I'm not 71

So old and wise

[Shadowfennekin]

For f*cks sake. Those people who insist on driving EVERYTHING. Yanking the driver of Hydra and Valkyrie while they're taking off and killing them

[G o d]

Where the hell are the casinos at?!