The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Stoakzee]

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

[RocknRumble]

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

It's like when heists were added, all common sense and the ability to read bold ass text flew out the window with no parachute.

[ten-a-penny]

 

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

It's like when heists were added, all common sense and the ability to read bold ass text flew out the window with no parachute.

What's worse, you play Contact Missions and the randoms are humans (A rank 5 actually listened when I told him to take cover not 2 minutes ago). You play heists, all the "players" you seem to meet are monkeys. They can't drive, they can't shoot, they can't fly, f*ck me.

[Chloroform]

Doing prison break setup (steal the bus) we get to the bus, dude took out the driver, tries to get away from the cops, someone decided to leave. f*cking people, if it's taking too "long" or you have other things to do, why join a game that needs 4 people to complete it?

 

I swear something is wrong with this community.

[RocknRumble]

 

 

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

It's like when heists were added, all common sense and the ability to read bold ass text flew out the window with no parachute.

What's worse, you play Contact Missions and the randoms are humans (A rank 5 actually listened when I told him to take cover not 2 minutes ago). You play heists, all the "players" you seem to meet are monkeys. They can't drive, they can't shoot, they can't fly, f*ck me.

 

I truly believe some of the people in heists couldn't fart and chew gum at the same time. Seriously, it makes you question how they made it through online in the first place.

 

Doing prison break setup (steal the bus) we get to the bus, dude took out the driver, tries to get away from the cops, someone decided to leave. f*cking people, if it's taking too "long" or you have other things to do, why join a game that needs 4 people to complete it?

 

I swear something is wrong with this community.

The impatience people exhibit sometimes is crazy. It likes they thought heists would be some 20 cash take. Honestly, what part of the concept of "heists" denotes quick and easy?

[slowburn29]

The odd time I use explosives, I double check to make sure there are no obstacles in the line of trajectory. It seems most people don't, heist failed

 

Went back to contact jobs, at least I can finish alone

[BamaGoodfella]

 

 

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

It's like when heists were added, all common sense and the ability to read bold ass text flew out the window with no parachute.

What's worse, you play Contact Missions and the randoms are humans (A rank 5 actually listened when I told him to take cover not 2 minutes ago). You play heists, all the "players" you seem to meet are monkeys. They can't drive, they can't shoot, they can't fly, f*ck me.

 

 

The majority of the time when I do decide to play heists with randoms, I get put on a team full of elite "special" forces soldiers LOL.

 

[hyperar]

The majority of the time when I do decide to play heists with randoms, I get put on a team full of elite "special" forces soldiers LOL.

 

 

That's not cool

[ZeroSafe]

People who use RPGs to take out my car and then get caught in the blast zone and kill themselves as I drive into them are f*cking idiots. No, it's not a Kuruma. No, it's not an Insurgent. It's a Dukes. Would it really kill you to use a firearm on a car that's more open than a hooker's legs during spring cleaning? Oh wait, that takes skill in Free Aim, never mind.

Thanks for the insurance you dingus.

[BamaGoodfella]

 

The majority of the time when I do decide to play heists with randoms, I get put on a team full of elite "special" forces soldiers LOL.

 

 

That's not cool

 

 

Yeah I know, it sucks always getting stuck with those type of players in random heists.

[LBCWorldWide]

I'm just trying to get some kills in a jet, why does EVERYONE have a homing launcher?? It's crazy sh*t trying to dodge 3 guys firing heat seekers at me...

 

Damn near killed one with his own rocket, man that woulda been sweet revenge...is it just me or does the homing launcher work 10x better against players than it does the AI..?

 

LBC

[Strange Town]

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

The only difference is that he warned you he would leave. The rest of the players leave without warning

Doing prison break setup (steal the bus) we get to the bus, dude took out the driver, tries to get away from the cops, someone decided to leave. f*cking people, if it's taking too "long" or you have other things to do, why join a game that needs 4 people to complete it?

 

I swear something is wrong with this community.

Connection issues maybe?

[hyperar]

 

 

The majority of the time when I do decide to play heists with randoms, I get put on a team full of elite "special" forces soldiers LOL.

 

 

That's not cool

 

 

Yeah I know, it sucks always getting stuck with those type of players in random heists.

 

 

i was talking about the picture

[Chloroform]

 

 

There's three of us waiting in a heist lobby, one of the guys says:

 

 

"If you don't start the mission in the next thirty seconds i'm leaving."

 

Yeah errr...you do realise you need FOUR players in order to start the god damn heist don't you!?

 

I saved him the effort of leaving and kicked him.

The only difference is that he warned you he would leave. The rest of the players leave without warning

Doing prison break setup (steal the bus) we get to the bus, dude took out the driver, tries to get away from the cops, someone decided to leave. f*cking people, if it's taking too "long" or you have other things to do, why join a game that needs 4 people to complete it?

 

I swear something is wrong with this community.

Connection issues maybe?

If I didn't hear him say "f this", then sure. I guess the person in the bus wasn't as good as him or something.

[ten-a-penny]

The odd time I use explosives, I double check to make sure there are no obstacles in the line of trajectory. It seems most people don't, heist failed

 

Went back to contact jobs, at least I can finish alone

I'm with you on that. I have made a great strategy guide to most of the missions I can do them with my mind.

[Naroon]

>Playing the heist setup where you have to split into teams and one team has to take pictures of the Van license plates

>Doing it with all randoms, fully aware of what could go wrong

>End up being the only one to photograph all the vans because I have f*ckin' common sense

>Get to the last van the first time, dumbass teammate is following me the whole time with his sh*tty Zencheesegrater, not helping at all

>The nanosecond before I photograph the last van, he rams into it going 200mph like an idiot, fails the mission because "herp, driver alerted!!1!"

 

>Start it again, same thing happens, get to the last van, idiot following me thinks it's necessary to tailgate me for some reason and rams into ME, making ME hit the van, thus failing the mission

>Me and one other guy promptly f*ckin' ragequit out of pure disgust and astoundment that people could be this dumb

 

 

And wow, me and two other friends wound up playing golf for a little over an hour last night. We had more fun playing golf than actually trying to get around the game's nonsense. For added hilarity, add rain.

[AlexMachines]

Nice. Start missions with randoms, host called piediepew21 sets it on easy, lvl 67 kept dying mysteriously. I carry the mission forward. Next mission, have to get a truck, I spawn 10 f*cking km away, the other three around 3km away, I still manage to get there first even though the host kept dying mysteriously, kill npc's that kept coming back alive because lag, then get shot around 300 times on the back. There were no npc's on the minimap.

Nice. Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's card.

 

Edit: I'm dead as I wrote this, the host died again, the other two were afking. Nice. DNF...

 

Edit 2:

>join a heist set up

>get ran over by guy in Kuruma

>restart

>same guy dies

>restart

>same guy blows truck objective

 

Nice. Imma need a punching bag or something before I grab a nail and carve my eyes out with it.

Edited May 7, 2015 by WhiteRaven94

[Shadowfennekin]

Oh my god..... a level 22 got all pissed in PB Plane cause he didn't have a car and we all left him behind. Not our fault, you have a PV use it or grab a civilian car. Right as we hit the final wave and the plane is about to get to LSIA........ _______ left.

 

f*ck him.

 

Next random Heist, Insurgent. The driver of the Pickup was f*cking horrible and kept making me fall out of the top. Dude couldn't drive straight nor stay on the f*cking road. Minutes later I fell out for the 5th time and get shot to death by a helicopter I couldn't shoot down due to his bad driving. -_-

Guy leaves upon the restart,

 

Then I get PS Vans on Hard. I thought "awesome, free 25 k" Wrong! the dumbasses followed me cause they didn't know what to do them shot the van once I got to one. Driver alerted. I just turned off my Xbox at that point.

 

What Lester said about West Coat people in the Story. About the sun numbing their brains so they think somebody saying a three syllable word is a professor......... that's exactly how I feel about most of the randoms I encounter.

[TCA]

 

 

 

 

The Tailgater is harder to find than a virgin in a whorehouse.

Does it spawns on Free roam?, never seen one.

 

When Simeon sends the message about the cars he want, and if the Tailgater is there, one will spawn on the golf club parking lot.

Or the casino.

[CrysisAverted]

Why can't I f*cking play tennis in first person!?

[Shadowfennekin]

I decided to help out with Series A Bikers. Figures a little kid was singing on the mic so I had to mute him. Mission starts..... BOOM. I drive around the corner and look to see what happened. He'd blown up one of the other's PVs. The victim hopped into another PV and let the owner drive. As soon as we get to the trailer and they got out of the car..... BOOM the kid got out his Homing Launcher and blew it up. I decided to push his blue Zentorno into the Alamo Sea by grabbing a camper and ramming it real hard. The brat gets all pissy and zooms around the lake with the boat and won't let us get in. I left.

 

Sometimes I wish people did have to pay Insurance in Heists so they wouldn't pull that sh*t

[CrysisAverted]

Wear mask throughout LTS so others won't know my identity

win

mask is f*cking off

[Guest]

Quite dramatic...

[Madame Choucroute]

Man, oh man am I tired of people asking if I am a modder. Tired of people voice-asking IS THERE ANY MODDER ? HUH ? IS THERE A MODDER ? ... HEY, ARE YOU A MODDER ? Tired of receiving text-messages in the game asking me this. Tired of people sending me « email » HEY, MAN, YOU A MODDER ?

 

YOU KNOW WHAT? f*ck YOU MOTHERf*ckER!!!! PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME LIKE A f*ckIN MAN AND GRIND MISSIONS UNTIL YOU'RE MISSING THE TOP OF THE SKIN OF YOUR FINGERS IF YOU WANNA MAKE SOME f*ckING MONEY!!! At this rythm, I'll soon receive messages from widows of the Prince of Nigeria asking me for my help so I can get rich. f*ck YOU WIDOW, IF I WANT TO BECOME RICH, I'LL JUST TRY TO GET INTO PACIFIC HEIST AND WAIT FOR SERVER PROBLEMS TO KICK ME OUT AND SEND ME BACK TO STORY MODE... and spend my useless 300M in... in nothing because there is actually nothing else to do in story mode once you completed the said story.

 

I think I'll actually just go back to my retro-emulation-whatever and spend my time on Adventure's Island 2.

 

[Shadowfennekin]

Gerald's target vehicle spawns....... in the middle of a warzone literally. Serious Gerald? Go f*ck yourself.

 

Never getting the plat medal for that at that rate

[The Actual Kid]

People who act like jerks are very frustrating. Come on, why did you shoot my down when I was peacefully flying and minding my own business? Why are you trying to run me over when I'm in passive mode and, again, minding my own business? Don't get me wrong, havoc definitely has its place in GTA, but sometimes it's uncalled for and unnecessary.

[LightningLord]

Come on, why did you shoot me down when I was peacefully flying and minding my own business?

"Duh, it's Grand Theft Auto. That's the point of the game." Edited May 7, 2015 by LightningLord

[SCOOBASTEEB]

People who act like jerks are very frustrating. Come on, why did you shoot my down when I was peacefully flying and minding my own business? Why are you trying to run me over when I'm in passive mode and, again, minding my own business? Don't get me wrong, havoc definitely has its place in GTA, but sometimes it's uncalled for and unnecessary.

 

I understand what you mean but... private lobby?

[Dangerous and sad]

 

Come on, why did you shoot me down when I was peacefully flying and minding my own business?

"Duh, it's Grand Theft Auto. That's the point of the game." the point is to shoot down a stranger who isn't interfering with you at all? Fair enough if they were ur friends

[LightningLord]

 

 

Come on, why did you shoot me down when I was peacefully flying and minding my own business?

"Duh, it's Grand Theft Auto. That's the point of the game."

the point is to shoot down a stranger who isn't interfering with you at all? Fair enough if they were ur friendsIt's a joke, hence the quotation marks.