The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 1)

[Shadowfennekin]

Gets killed, respawns in the middle of the f*cking road. Coward NPCs flatten me running away like pussies

[matajuegos01]

Gets killed, respawns in the middle of the f*cking road. Coward NPCs flatten me running away like pussies

it sucks even more because your character takes a long time to get up

[BamaGoodfella]

 

I can't believe that there are people that much stupid who needed 30 minutes to figure out how to hack in Fleeca Heist.

Looks like the randoms players got worse. That's the third complaint in two or three pages.

 

It's a shame that the default role for the one who joins the finale is the driver. The idiot leaders (whose default role is the hacking) who know they can't hack still doesn't change their role from hacker to driver. smh

 

 

And if it takes them that long to hack, you can put money on the fact that it'll take them an equally long time to do the drilling LOL. The last time I did Fleeca with a random, I literally started getting a cramp in my hand while doing crowd control because he was taking so long.

[Chloroform]

Why do people suck at heist? Doing prison break on NORMAL and these f*ck heads KEEP DYING.

[BamaGoodfella]

Why do people suck at heist? Doing prison break on NORMAL and these f*ck heads KEEP DYING.

 

A.) They don't know how to use cover effectively

B.) They don't know how to use their inventory to put on extra armor/eat snacks.

C.) They think the best strategy is to run straight at the aimbot quality NOOSE agents yelling "LEEROOOY JENKINS!!!!".

D.) All of the above

[Chloroform]

 

 

Why do people suck at heist? Doing prison break on NORMAL and these f*ck heads KEEP DYING.

A.) They don't know how to use cover effectively

B.) They don't know how to use their inventory to put on extra armor/eat snacks.

C.) They think the best strategy is to run straight at the aimbot quality NOOSE agents yelling "LEEROOOY JENKINS!!!!".

D.) All of the above

Dude its only the station setup.

[TheKingChivas]

 

 

Why do people suck at heist? Doing prison break on NORMAL and these f*ck heads KEEP DYING.

A.) They don't know how to use cover effectively

B.) They don't know how to use their inventory to put on extra armor/eat snacks.

C.) They think the best strategy is to run straight at the aimbot quality NOOSE agents yelling "LEEROOOY JENKINS!!!!".

D.) All of the above

Dude its only the station setup.

 

 

 

I'm right with you...it seems like half the player base are absolute morons when it comes to simple setups, much less the heists themselves.

[Shadowfennekin]

 

 

Why do people suck at heist? Doing prison break on NORMAL and these f*ck heads KEEP DYING.

A.) They don't know how to use cover effectively

B.) They don't know how to use their inventory to put on extra armor/eat snacks.

C.) They think the best strategy is to run straight at the aimbot quality NOOSE agents yelling "LEEROOOY JENKINS!!!!".

D.) All of the above

Dude its only the station setup.

 

How people die on that Station team is beyond me........

 

I go to the Dock team and tell the other guy to stay put and wait. Climb the crane. grab the car after parachuting and take off with him in it...... almost at the goal _______ died. FAILED

WTF? You only have to steal a cop car and lose the cops. Your job is f*cking easy as hell. Only one of you even needs to do that. You're an idiot if you die on the Station team. Unless somebody flattens you while your pouring gas around the cop car. *sigh* Happened to me, he just sped along the corner and WASTED

[Chloroform]

Finally finished that off to wet work with a new group ALL f*ckING MORONS. UGH

[BamaGoodfella]

 

 

Why do people suck at heist? Doing prison break on NORMAL and these f*ck heads KEEP DYING.

A.) They don't know how to use cover effectively

B.) They don't know how to use their inventory to put on extra armor/eat snacks.

C.) They think the best strategy is to run straight at the aimbot quality NOOSE agents yelling "LEEROOOY JENKINS!!!!".

D.) All of the above

Dude its only the station setup.

 

 

Damn bro, I thought you were talking about the finale LMAO! I'm sorry but I don't have any suggestions for fixing that level of stupidity in randoms.

[Chloroform]

So I sit here and wait for the 3 tools to get rid of the cops. Funny I had a three star and only took a minute to get the cops off me. THEM? They have to go cross country. When will people learn to use alley ways and bridges as hiding spots?

[Shadowfennekin]

Finally finished that off to wet work with a new group ALL f*ckING MORONS. UGH

What console?

[Chloroform]

 

 

Finally finished that off to wet work with a new group ALL f*ckING MORONS. UGH

What console?

The One and only.

[BamaGoodfella]

So I sit here and wait for the 3 tools to get rid of the cops. Funny I had a three star and only took a minute to get the cops off me. THEM? They have to go cross country. When will people learn to use alley ways and bridges as hiding spots?

 

Or maybe even use one of the many tunnels located around Los Santos LOL. A great example of this is on Series A Funding where you have to steal the coke from the frat boys and then lose the cops. Even without a chopper, all you have to do is grab a Seashark and make a short trip to the tunnel by Del Perro pier since cops will NOT follow you into a tunnel as long as you're not hanging around the entrance.

[Chloroform]

 

 

So I sit here and wait for the 3 tools to get rid of the cops. Funny I had a three star and only took a minute to get the cops off me. THEM? They have to go cross country. When will people learn to use alley ways and bridges as hiding spots?

Or maybe even use one of the many tunnels located around Los Santos LOL. A great example of this is on Series A Funding where you have to steal the coke from the frat boys and then lose the cops. Even without a chopper, all you have to do is grab a Seashark and make a short trip to the tunnel by Del Perro pier since cops will NOT follow you into a tunnel as long as you're not hanging around the entrance.

Funny thing is, all three morons showed up at the same house at the same time. Best thing is, all three in different cars. I'm sitting there with my thumb up my ass. And they are playing grab ass with one another.

[Shadowfennekin]

*hops in random plane and starts flying to Blaine County to destroy Gerald's vehicle.......... get shot down as soon as I'm over the city -_-

[Cyoctane]

Whats the point of buying Parachutes/Bags/Smoke if 90% of the time I jump out of a helicopter I get forced to use the default bag, a rainbow chute, and patriot smoke?

[Nick1020]

Not really bitching but the heist leader level tho. And it's on easy

 

Edit: He drove the truck off the cliff and we failed. Then quitted.

Edited May 6, 2015 by Nick1020

[CrysisAverted]

those world records tho

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

I see the police have installed warp drives on to there vehicles...

Edited May 6, 2015 by Guest

[RocknRumble]

I see the police have installed warp drives on to there vehicles...

As if their omniscient sight wasn't bad enough, now they can effortlessly tear through space-time to kill us.

[Chloroform]

*hops in random plane and starts flying to Blaine County to destroy Gerald's vehicle.......... get shot down as soon as I'm over the city -_-

Stop flying in unrestricted airspace. The city is owned by the dumb dumbs. The same assholes that won't let me drive my Kuruma peacefully past them. I'm sorry I'm not a f*cking threat when I'm driving in the middle of the damn road and you're in cover. I said wtf did I do, I get the "oh my bad, I thought you were going to shoot at me". Yeah going 80mph, I have this magical bullet with your name on it. People are so dumb in free roam. If I get 3 feet from you, worry, don't worry when I'm passing you at DeLorean speed.

[Rocket Skates]

Finally finished that off to wet work with a new group ALL f*ckING MORONS. UGH

If you want another player for any heists you may be tackling in the future let me know aye.

[CrysisAverted]

doing pacific standard heist with friends

arrive at boat, about to sail off into the sunset

friend's ps+ sub runs out and he gets kicked offline

[ten-a-penny]

Responds to other people:

 

 

Heists with randoms are a surefire way to get you to make a beeline for your own grave in expedited fashion. If you thought the game's playerbase was full of braindead idiots, you ain't see nothin' until you do heists with randoms.

This sh*t grind me.

Plays missions, randoms play tactically (sometimes you get the YOLOSWAG$$$$# idiot, but at least in my experience high rankers play nice in missions) but the second you accept a heist/setup invite, KABOOM retards everywhere.

 

 

 

Heists with randoms are a surefire way to get you to make a beeline for your own grave in expedited fashion. If you thought the game's playerbase was full of braindead idiots, you ain't see nothin' until you do heists with randoms.

The "MLGYOLOMTDEWFaZe" Kids don't help at all, then they rage at YOU, yes You the player when they die when it wasn't even your fault, the 1337AimbotInsta-GibWallHack A.I don't help either.

The best one's are the retarded love children of Rambo & Speedracer who think that being the first to arrive at the objective and take on EVERY enemy solo is their purpose in life! These are the types that will run you off the road without giving it a second thought because they don't want to lose the "impromptu race". Don't make the mistake of riding with one of these idiots either or you'll be lucky if you still have half of your armor when you arrive at the objective due to them crashing into everything in sight since they can't drive for sh*t. You've also got to love the one's who can't read/listen to the mission requirements too! Oh it's a stealth mission? Time to use an unsuppressed weapon then! Oh you're a navigator on the PS Van setup? Better drive you're own car then! The amount of stupidity I've seen in heists is absolutely mind blowing LOL.

Actually you don't need to hop in the Driver Team's car. Done the setup 76846585 of times with 99.99% of success by driving on my own and finding the vans. Its really easy if you do it this way. Plus I suck at giving directions.

 

 

My rant:

This goes from yesterday.

>On PS2 for 2 weeks or more, plays Savage Skies (A 2002 GAME THAT IS FAR LESS GLITCHY THAN THIS GLITCH-MEISTER GAME!), about to finish it off.

>Switch to PS3, plays GTAOnline

>Make new (female) character to test something

>Finds that NOW you can FINALLY wear boots with jeans

>Fml you still can't wear knee-height boots with ANYTHING that isn't shorts or skirts

>Finds an outfit that let's you wear Forest Camouflage cargo pants (you need to be Rank 50 to get this- YAY!)

>Buys it

>Now I'm stuck with a lvl1 tranny.

 

>Delete tranny

>Remake one that actually don't look like a tranny (lulno good luck with dat)

>Do tutorial to rank up to Rank 3

>Do race

>Newbie joins

>Me in a Tailgater random in Fugitive?

>Dumbass rams me into a tree when I'm about to pass him

>LAMAR rear-ended me too

>Dafuq

>Karma's a bitch, dumbass spun out of control

>Me take the lead

>Yay I won

>Sh*tty servers split us (OH THANK GOD 4 DAT!)

>Do rest of the stuff like a pro with 0 problems

>Now at Rank 4

>Do a solo race, finish said race, end up doing missions to rank up

>Invite randoms, Rank 21 joins

>He can't drive - dafuq

>Ends up with over $30k and now Rank 7

>About to do Flight School for money and to rank up

>Electricity cuts

>FML!

 

>Switch to PS2 (yay generators) and play Savage Skies again

>No internet

>Smh

>Like an idiot I forgot to turn off the internet adapter for a few seconds then turn it on (doing this makes the internet connectivity come back)

>Internet came but its too late to play GTAOnline again

>F*ck me

>Go to bed

>Electricity didn't return until about 2 AM

>Wakes up today

>Electricity is out AGAIN this time exactly at 8 AM

 

Smh.

[MeatSafeMurderer]

Thanks Rockstar...really...sincerely, thank you...

[CrysisAverted]

damn $10 over 420

Dude won't die
Send them a message "Thanks for the proof"
Replies "proof of what"
Don't bother replying
15 minutes later sends me a message "its not godmode you expletive"

So heres some sh*t, you think sending this sh*t to R* would actually do anything other than waste my time?

Edited May 6, 2015 by CrysisAverted

[VanessaMagick]

I played Del Perro Pier Survival today. I was with two friends that knew what they were doing, and we were doing just fine.

 

Half an hour into it, in the middle of wave 10, I'm trying to bring down a helicopter and press Square to dodge roll... and end up accidentally jumping off the pier.

 

The game thinks I 'left' the Survival and kicked me out of the game, said I failed and gave me no RP and no cash whatsoever.

 

f*ck that noise

[Sky_Light12]

~ uughhh , damn these leaders were always set me as a pilot even though i'm very good at handling firearms

~ i told them to get in my armored kuruma to infiltrate the dock where valkyrie is kept but no , you just charge in like a rookie , it only get you killed in process , blames me for getting killed . what a scumbag teamate

~ for the last time , i'm not accepting a cut under 15% . if you do tricked me , you'll never get away with it

~ it's not a hack , squeaker . it's zentorno reverse technique

~ call hydra , gangwar on sandy shores/mckenzie airfield

~ gather 3 friends for heist , only to be interrupted by potato server ( sign outs in a row , timed out , failure to download jobs , etc )

~ threw grenade , only to be bounced back to me when a teamate get in my way

~ annoying teamates keep toying their flaregun for a flare in cutscene , only causes mission failure

~ stumbled upon squeaker squad griefing a newbie ( many lv 300s )

~ if you don't want to get roadkill while riding lectro , then use a car and ditch the bikes if you really feeling smart unless you gone pro with 2 wheels

[WWEMichaelB]

Rockstar has got to have one of the worst support teams ever. They act like they know nothing, and say its always the users fault. WELL ITS NOT DAMNT!